My ex-wife had the same issue but it was a 3 foot piece of rebar through her neck,,,, but it wasn't about the rebar......

She missed some good comebacks for that one,,, Do you thank the lord?
For what making the tornado and killing 24 people.
Look around you, should we thank the lord for all this destruction?
If this is the kind of thing a lord does I want no part of him.
No, I thank my common sense, imaginary gods had nothing to do with it.

Me and my brother went camping once at a lake we brought the boat because there was an island to camp on. Well, we got a late start but finally got packed up and drove off to the lake, and did not bring a map because I thought he knew the way to the lake. We ended up at a different lake and the sun was going down so we put the boat in and loaded it up. What we found was that the shoreline was all swamp all around the lake, we got as close to shore as we could and had to get out of the boat and push it through the smelly black mucky swamp for about 100 feet to get to solid ground, that nasty smell was with us for the whole trip every thing was covered with it.