He's doing black out tv show. I cant watch it without laughing

Right and Exact, Although my comment was partially aimed at you it was more of a broad comment for "all you fags" who think that.. I think maybe i was pissed off on the day i wrote my comment (4 months ago) No harm, no foul. Peace!

Very Witty R/E...

I'm afraid he should have read the section on apostrophes while in that dictionary.

That is a played out joke about watermelon. Played out jomes are thankfully not welcome here anymore. It is the start of spring now, only two inches snow and ice here in Nebraska. If you saw my bare chest now, you would need sunglasses for the glare off this snow white skin. I like watermellon, too. $6 for a personal sized one, so I will wait until my watermellon tree matures this summer.

When the fuck....did you fuckers get KFC ?

Lol

The fuck are you talking about?! Your never to old for punk rock

If they were in my area R&E I would have been in the pews already, maybe just to laugh more but I still would have done what they aimed to do and that's get people to come as far as im concerned mission accomplished

Jeez, I bet your ass hole feels like a king getting wiped with satin... Do you try to flush them as well? I wouldn't if I were you.

WTF was he thinking?

WTF WAS HE THINKING? And in Feb of all months?

Well, the closest to an ass kicking that I've seen someone putting on Mayweather. At least Ortiz held his own and had Mayweather on the defensive. And even though the headbutt was a bitch move, I was a little more pissed at the sucker-punch even though it was legal. I think if anyone could take Mayweather out, it would be Pacman, even if he is on his way out.

In boxing, it tends to be that what I want and what happens are two different things. I mainly just hate Mayweather. I believe I was borderline gay for Ortiz for about five minutes, while he was kicking the shit out of him, but that too had a bitch outcome.

How do you know she was messing with an old lady? I didn't see any footage of the old lady. Plus, what is meant by"messing with"? Did she hit the old lady? Did she say something? Why weren't the spinless faggots filming the incident didn't do anything, if the "essing with" was so severe? Based on the video, I think the tall bitch was the bully...

Good on eyeball! He did walk right into that! Hahaha

well he always had little critters running all over the place, but this guy is waaay better than the mexican dog whisperer lol

Unfortunately I have to go to a lot of fancy restaurants so my in-laws can check out their competition.. that one evening led me down the road to eating guinea pig.. I never felt the same about watching Dr. Doolittle again..:) apparently it is a delicacy in Peru..

I owe you a plus - sowi meant to plus

When are u thinking of cause we all know that never happened

Where I grew up there was always a big, old, raggedy ass leather belt somewhere. Everyone's dad had at least two. I've seen them loaned for the purpose of doling out punishment. But I have had a shoe thrown at me, and a steak knife, and a can of peas. An angry old Irishman will usually grab the closest thing to him.

I meant to write, "...drops TROU..."

And here I thought you were cave man just for the hell of it. Lol

Is there not a saying " If the pussy stinks, you shouldn't give it your ink. " Or was it " If the pussy smells, you should tell her to go to hell. "

your always a good read my friend !!

Hey man...didn't say I was proud of myself.

You mean Ltao.

Right and Exact you are! 1

R&E you speak correct and wise words

Yeah, of course God could have kept him from falling off that fn horse to begin with. But hey, what fun is that?

F horses.

Yes. Probably shit loads of payment. HA! Humor aside, I can understand the daredevil desire of the guys you described. What it is sad for me is to witness first hand that there are even copies of these copies in my country... few things are as shameful as watching "people" from the third world imitating the dumbest features of the first. Damn! And they are fertile... what will become of the human race?

think thats the first thing youve said that got everyone agreeing with you !

R & E maybe it is the new generation that makes them so clever and intelligent ? ... oops maybe not :-}

AMEN, I'm a peopleism type of guy.

Back to back, the world is the same. Face to face the world is a shame. SLAYER.

And for NO MONEY????!!!!!!

I'll bet no one made a dime in all of this fakery.

Even the young ladies who did TWO GIRLS - ONE CUP got paid!

Unfathomable for me too.

I don't get it either. When I was younger and just did not give a fuck about anything, I did crazy things as well - wild stunts and destruction galore - but the thought of a crotch shot with a 2 x4 by jumping off a roof never crossed my mind. The damage I caused was usually directed outwards towards the world that I hated at the time.

It's almost as if the numbness these kids feel today is so intense that only extreme pain can make them feel anything at all... A sign of the times maybe? Perhaps if their parents kicked their asses a bit things would improve?

Damn son how far back are you looking for old posts?

Sociopaths.. they'll say or do anything that will benefit them best.. whether its Manson carving a swastika in his forehead or Bundy trying to get sympathy.. they all deserve one thing.. a quick, undignified existance behind bars, and shit for their final meal..

That wasn't so much a correction as an opportunity for a Malcolm X reference.

Exaggerated only has one X, Malcolm.

I was just making sure streotypes were properly perpetuated as according to the internationally accepted racist honkey guidebook

...and his entire body too!

gotta be fat RnE

I guess Little Red was from the hood.

You weren't looking hard enough. Look again at plus 3.

I loled literally.

it's mr Kings dream.. and your complaining lmao

Theres 2 words you dont usually see together. Thanks R.

For all you fags who think "tea time" is a time of the day we brits sit around and drink tea ?? You're mistaken, Northern parts of the u.k sometimes call Dinner "Tea"... and tea is more widely drank in oriental/asain/arab countries then it is in england so suck a big fucking hairy nutsack!

that's ok... you need to work on your ground game, too...

Lol, I like this game.. Um.. Seen a jungle bunny cry over a spilled purple drank?

Actually slomz there is from London. So way more material to play with than some backwoods rednecks could ever give. :D

I'll take that as a complement.

Black people! ;)

lmao I haven't seen internet tough guy hit this hard in years. I wonder where you are now, 2 years later, and if all of your internet buddies are the same.

Just because he was a cop, he thought he could get away with murder. He got off easy being fired. I think he should have faced some jail time. What he did was common assault. People like this, never prosper in life. Nice update R&E.

Huh did I miss something

Plus to you for the reference not sure if anyone else caught it

coco has a fake ass ? man wtf,,just when you think you found a nice naturally big ass,lol

I wasn't attacking you I was simply stating my preference in women.

Oh no, no, no sir no tagging out on this one, your gonna have to ride this the full 8 seconds, go on we will all be here chanting your name but your gonna have to go solo on this one LOL

And honestly, I don't care for your reverse racism all the time

Balls on the chin

I don't look at man ass. Masculine shoulders, abs, and arms. Done. Don't need to pull the pants down to know what's next.

RnE I'm just not feeling her that much. I see chocolate chicas in Philly every day that I'd get with over her. Take away her money and fame. Meet her at a bar and I bet you'd be looking over her shoulder at her much hotter friend(s). Just my guess. ;)

R&E, you know you're my boy, but I'm going to have to side with Burrito. The only thing that should be that hard on a body should be on a man's body. She even has those little white deodorant dingle berries hanging from her pits like a dude does lol. Everyone has a right to their own opinion, but damn, she looks like a Tuesday post instead.

Yeah she has you speaking german alright, you're asking for directions to Auschwitz!

I love the way she gasps while playing tennis. Imagine how she sounds when she orgasms. Dam!!!

I LOVE the sistas but i would keep a tranq gun by the bed if i was dicking this yeti. Im a big guy that can hold his own but im 100% sure she could beat me to death

That's not a cute face.

Some of us like our women under 200 lbs. in fact I prefer mine under 120.

It's rather lumpy.

I plussed you for your sheer commitment and passion judging by the comments above its safe to say most of us will clear a path for you to indulge in your obvious passion for her

R& E you say with an ass like that! Yes people look at her ass when she walks away. So you can't help but look away if she walks toward you? Her face looks like she chewed on a dead dog

She looks likes she had a great tuck job. I wouldn't do her with camps dick

It's always a letdown when stars turn out to be cunts.

I'd like to see Venus, for a comparison.

Nope, sorry. You got to be drunk or a fucking gold digger. This chick is ugly as hell.

This has nothing to do with race. She had the body of a man- not attractive to me. You can fuck the Sheman all you want, but that's your homosexual issue.

i dont think she is too fat or too ugly but she does scare me. She seems like the type of woman that wold tell you when where and how to get there. It would not surprise me to know she has a BIG giant cock either.

R & E you and I normally see eye to eye, however on this one we are far apart. Regardless of cock skills, and even if I had Wonkeys dick, I wouldnt touch that! She isnt scary she a fucking mess. I would gladly step to the plate and take a shot if she had a decent body, or a pretty face. All the pussy skills wouldnt be enough.

I guess your right and erect.

Oooooh yeah!

This is starting to get sexy!

And I always stand behind what I say, ten toes down.

Typical you can't read between the lines or even comprehend the point of anyones statements. You take one selected piece of a statement, find it offensive, and you run with it. I hope that works well for you, now go get a job and quit trying to make something from nothing. I am done with your narrow minded ass. And I hope I keep you up at night too.

And I am not mad Obama is in the white house at all, I wish he would do more work, but that should have been expected. I am a little disturbed at how many people voted for him just because he is black and not for how he could better this countries situation. That seems to be just as racist as any thing I have said, but that is ok in your eyes because it is reversed racism.

At least they can't say you have double standards. You said what the rest of us were thinking. People like this deserve no place in society, He can't be arsed to get a job, so he goes around beating up old woman for their pension money. A stinking leech.

A cracker I am and a cracker I will be. Oh yea, Are you mad yet?

Appreciate the plus. Are you mad yet?

I honestly can say I hate that he killed himself. We could have strung him up too. I got the rope.

Ah R E iv been expecting you :@

Actually had it been a white guy I would have typed "white" instead of "black"

Now quit being a tool and move on please.

The fact that u can only see his mouth and chin is what makes it creepy, color doesn't matter, i would have made the same joke if he was white,the only one making color matter here is you

No,they all know karate...

The comment was satirical, meant only to parody the situation.
He appears to be "creeping" because of the fact that "You can't even see his eyes." you can only see his "mouth and chin"
He is clearly of the black/african-american decent, which was pointed out in my comment so as not to confuse any of the less educated members of the website.

and last....

...You mad bro?

because they are like a brick wall if they fall on you... oh and they look imposing

Without throwing a punch, Muhammad Ali could tire these guys out in one round.

That's a hilarious mental image. Classic 19th century blackface caricature running while he's also trying to get his suspenders reattached.