That's the first curve in the World Champinship Rally for the blind.

#3. The Camel Toe Man.
Now scroll up and take a good look at that man's crotch. ;)

He's a floater?

Lies!
He's just a very pale negroe!
Still no racism intended.

The dude laughing in this vid kinda sound like these guys;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEJK40cR5k
No racism intended.

I would expect it to work for 40 bucks.
Why would I pay even a dime for somethings that's broken?

Stop it now, you're gonna hurt my one and only feeling...

..and you are a little dick with a big douchebag syndrome.

You bought your girlfriend a motorbike???? Cool.

From the look of it she likes it doggie style.

I really like the enthusiasm of the girl to the right.
She is so eager to get that lollipop in her mouth that she can hardly contain her self.
Such a charming trait.
My woman has that same enthusiasm as well. I'm gonna show her this clip later tonight and then offer her something to go to work on.

The only thing that caught my fascination in this clip was the blonde and her marvelous tits.

Tags like "Water" "Vapor" and "Touch" suggested some wet t-shirt event in the clip. Imagine my disappointment!

Not if the swedish military of defence is paying.

What a dick!

Overpopulation is fucking this world up.
It's the single worst problem today!
Most issues derives from overpopulation.

Plastic is fantastic, fucking them would be so orgastic!

I'm waiting for the next vid when he dies from choking on one of those balls

...russian women being the worst then?

I had no problem with the joke whatsoever... other than the fact that it was neither witty nor intelligent. The subject matter is fine though.

Well, I guess the cat's outta the bag then!

I liked your joke a lot, it was witty and intelligent.
If it's too serious to joke about, it's not worth taking seriously.

Yes it is a funny joke!
Take your taboos somewhere else if you can't stomach it.
A joke is a joke and if you can't separate a joke from a true intent then you got a problem that require professional help.

...the last philanthropist.

I think he used up all his luck right there and then.
A lottery ticket would be a sure loss.

"On the rocks" taken to an absurd level.

I wouldn't know, but they sure are thinking of buying one.
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Come on! When is the last time the swiss used a weapon?

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Porn, weapons and booze.
What the fuck more could you ever want?!

Who every said I was trying to offend you?
I'm a dog and you are a bitch, wanna howl at a pale full moon with me? ;)

You silly silly dog. You cant offend someone when speaking the truth

Eagles-Desperado would have been perfect as well.

If you think it hurts stepping on them, ask killgore how painful it is shoving them up the ass before shitting them out.

I like bitches and cunts.
2 out of 2 makes her a keeper!

Cunt is a good word, no argument there.
I was hoping that the dog/wolf bitch reference would hit home, but it seems it was wasted. :(
Now quit bitching!

I like the term, "cunt" better.

My grandpa used to drive our schoolbus. Whenever kids started fighting, he pulled off of the road, let them off, let them beat the hell out of each other, and when they were done, haul them back on and tell them to sit down and shut up. Was pretty entertaining.

...or saladtossers for that matter.

If these boys keep this shit up they will grow to be excellent pussylickers.

You would just be a bitch for a whole week, without the bleeding.

I work as a busdriver and I never argue with misbehaving passengers.
I just park the bus and pull the handbrake, turn off the engine and tell them they are not the captain of this vessel and that they are to get off my bus, cos I ain't driving one meter with him/her/them aslong as they are onboard.
With the engine off and me picking up todays newspaper and throwing my feet up in a very relaxed "I got all the time in the world baby kinda attitude" whisling "Rolling Stones - Time is on my side" works like a charm.
Off the bus they go, no fighting, no fuss.

Pretty sure.he was posturing....happened to me.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abnormal_posturing

I'm no doctor but i'm pretty sure that the symptoms of serious brain damage.

This is probably why Africa is a shithole and ain't getting anywhere.
Black man only have 1 thought every 10min and aren't shy voicing it either.

And here...

Yay!

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God damn it!
I really wanted a pic of an AWACS here!

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Why does it have to fake?

White men can't jump, huh?
I think that stereotype got busted right there!

Confirmed, my GAYWACS picked him up on the screen at once.

We had a case in sweden when i did my service where there was a machinegun exersice that went bad.
Somehow the recruits managed to shoot over the protective sandwall behind the targets and due to optimal conditions the bullet travelled 2km, hitting a man in the head as he was driving his car and killed him instantly.

Very gangsta to have a yellow Wunderbaum tree in the rear view mirror.
At least he got the color down right.

Even you must recognize that there's a difference between killing people and killing vermin.

Full metal Jacket is just full of poetic insults.

I saw 3 - 4 black guys cause that crash.

At 3:18 I think I saw a black guy loot the old dudes pockets.
What that black guy was doing in those woods, besides looting pockets, is impossible to tell.

403yrs to be exact accually!
Not to brag, but I like the facts to be straight.
That's part of my diagnosis.

Nope!
Accually, I only had to look through the vid once more and considering I found a black dude, I think it was time well spent. ;)

Nothing better to do huh..??

I'm pretty sure if you understood French it wouldn't be so random.

Having puppets doing random shit is not scary, it's just fucking silly imo.

Yes there is!
There is one at 18s inbetween the fighters and above the left guys thigh as he front kicks.
He's way too far off, to loot any pockets though.

he just thinks his cat is "empowered" because it doesnt listen or follow commands or give two shits, except in the box he gets to clean up and smell everyday.

Well, atleast the pupil to the right learned something in that class.
How it feels to get slapped silly.

Stephen Hawkins is a condecending dick, people love Nelson Mandella because they're told to but he is still a terrorist nothing changes the murders he committed

Yeah, it's easy to pity them at that age, but they will turn out just like their worthless shit parents in just a few short years. The poorer and dumber they are the earlier they fire up the ole baby factory.

What makes you presume i'm going to hell?
I'm a snow white angel!
(Did I get away with that blatant lie, and did I just type that out loud?!)

In a perfect world he would have knocked them all out and then fucked them in turn, whilst filming it, then put it up on display here on H666.
Now that's a clip i'd like to see!

Considering that this poor kid has 50% of that stupid bitche's genes, births the cynic thought in my head, that for the common good and for the future gene pool, it might have been better if this clip would have had a sader ending.
Let's just hope that this dumb fucking woman fucked Stephen Hawkings, so that his genes can even things out.

humour and stuff...call off the search...I have NO MORE redeeming qualities outside of those two. I even lied to you about turningh BLURPLE. I'm human scum. In my spare time I pull wings off butterflies, I phone in bomb threats to suicide prevention centers so that when they evacuate there's no one there to answer the phone, I routinely dip my girlfiends lipstick in tobasco sauce just so I can watch the bitch jump around in the bathroom in the morning. I tell you Rottweiller, I ain't shit. I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on. Can I sit next to you when I get there. PEACE

Damn it R&E!
I hate to say it, but you do have some redeeming qualities.
Like humour, and stuff...
I have yet to discover more of your redeeming qualities, as i'm sure that you have plenty of them.
Oh, shit I just realized one more!
The ability to turn blurple gotto count as well.
That's two, not bad, not bad! ;)
A thought just struck me though.
What in the world would make you blush.
Post a clip or it didn't happen!

Have you read the Koran? It doesn't say any of that shit. The Iman's say that shit. A lot of these guys are fucked up it's true. But I dare you to go to the deep south in America with your mixed race, gay Prodestant family and not have a dangerous time. The fucktards who cause these inflamed Islamic opinions in the western world are all psychopaths and that's true but that's not everyone who follows Islam.

And I for one am not a believer and in fact an Athiest in all ways. But while serving in NE Africa I learned a lot about Islam and took the time to read these books you are "paraphrasing" from. You have a food reason to hate but learn to direct it or you become one of these so-called animals with a "lovely religion" in this case of ignorant hate.

Don't forget all the "naked" whores running around the tracks without towels over their heads and seducing innocent pure Isalamic gentlemen into raping them.

Agreeing with them doesn't cut it, you need to be one of them.
No really, that is a fact cos the choran say's so.
The choran say's it's ok to kill, beat non-muslims, including lying, if it is benificial to the Islamic faith or muslims.
According to the choran a good muslim would kill me for saying these things and would be rewarded handsomely in Paradise for it too.
What a lovely religion it is, isn't it?!

"Slaps my forehead"
Damn it, I knew I forgot a few events.
Good catch there though, bro!

good investigation, plused you, but you forgot this:
old school stone throwing
islamic ass whipping

Here's some examples of Islamist olympics events.

100feet Sand Jump

Blood Baseball

Precision stone throwing

Syncronized Jumping

According to the Islamists, it's cos there are non-islamist participants.
And happy ppl.
Islamists don't like happy ppl.
Everyone needs to be very very serious, like them, and devote their lives to Allah.
If you don't, you need to die in the name of the religion of peace and understanding.

Oh there is an agenda alright, the Islamist agenda.
Naive of you to think that this was an act of boredom cos he had nothing better to do.
Don't tell me you buy into this "They are just like us, they just need even more breaks then we are already throwing at them, and then they will come around"?!

Oh the luxuries afforded you white people....I'm too black to blush. Every time I try to blush I look maroon or some weird combination of black and purple - BLURPLE.

Oh stop it, you make me blush.

I'm thoughful if nothing you else you literary scribe you. Mark Twain, Will Rogers, and Anne Rice have nothing on you.

Sensory depravation is better then pain cos it will mess up your psyche in no time.

I did accually.
How sweet of you to notice.

Sensory deprivation is a good idea, though... why paralyze him? That just leaves him numb to possible pain. People like to get inventive with their imagined punishments for people like this, but most people undervalue plain old pain and dismemberment.
As soon as the mugshot was taken I'd have cut his ear off and stuffed it in his mouth, then taped it shut.

Nah, that's too good for this asshat. What he deserves is to spend 2 days tied up naked immersed in salt. Follow this up with soaking him in water for another two days so he is bloated like and itchy like a mofo. Finally, allow the Mexican drug cartel to have their way with cutting off his skin and face and chopping off all of his body parts and leaving a sign across his corpse saying 'Bienvenido a la oscura noche pendejo'.

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Looked it up cos it didn't look right. :)

Yeah, I would know a few way's of washing that smeark right off his face in a fucking jiffy.
Like for example: A total and permanent sensory depravation, leaving him paralyzed and robbed of all his senses for the rest of his life.
Damage to the spinal C4 would do the trick i think, when it comes to the paralysis.

Not looking at the screen and just listening to the male driver, this could easily be sorted under the porn category.
That dude sound like he's is getting a blowjob, finishing off with a fearsome facial.
In this context his comments and moans are hilarious.

"...gawd..."
(He's getting it on)

"There it is! Uggghhh, good Gawd!"
(Just the spot, huh?!)

"This is going to be nasty! Yall, close your eyes.
Hey Molly do not look, this is going to hurt somebody severly bad"
(Facial incoming)

"This is going to hurt somebody severly bad"
Bukkake victim: "Ummm Hmmm"

"Ugggghhhh! Oh my gosh, there it went, there it went"
(The sticky climax)

"As soon as we got out, there were people running around and screaming." He said friends had told him the gunman was wearing a gas mask."

Gas mask?!
Anyone seen or heard from Philly D in a while?!

No wonder the girl in pink is getting hit by the right hooks, she's got no periferal vision due to her hair hanging down covering her left eye.
Vanity over functionality!
It's not just about getting knocked the fuck out, you gotto look your best as you hit the floor.

The first two are money driven and eating watermelon is delicious but sitting under a moving train has been done before and its stupid. Just sayin.

By the way. Fuckin up Walmart is NOT wreckless behaviour when you can blend in with 299 look alikes. ;)

...as oppose to the thrill of selling crack on the street corner?!
...or herding hoe's up and down hollywood boulevard?!
...or speed eating watermelons at the annual clan meeting?!
now those 3 are waaaaaaay more reckless then this shit. ;)

already got one little guy, you know because my job pays for it.

Whatever, do you need the previous insult explain to you?

If you express a stupid opinion in a forum you are fair game to anyone.
My grammar may be dull, but I have a sharp brain.
You on the other hand have good grammars but a dull brain.
I'm not the only one in this forum that think you have a shitty attitude when it comes to driving your vehicle and it's not very rare that insecure men with a bad ass attitude rides big trucks.
It's clear to me that you are one of those.
I told you to ask mom and dad to explain these things for you, but mayby you did and they just went "Duh" and poked their noses and scratched their asses.
Either way, i'm growing tired not getting through that thick forehead of your's.
Oh, by the way, could you please install a dashboard cam.
I would so much like to see a clip of you going thorugh an intersection sometime in the future, with that "I don't give a shit cos i'm in my big badass truck and I can't be bothered with the rest of the world" and then getting T-boned by a 18-wheeler.

I wouldn't expect you to understand the varying lifestyles and circumstances that might cause one to need to drive a truck as oppose to a car mostly because your job requires you to know the gas and break pedal, which direction you want to go and thats all. Someone ought to have taught you the same thing they taught the dog in your avatar, don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong. Here i was sharing my views which many people seem to agree with and you walk in with antagonizing stereotypes and ridiculous amounts of grammatical errors. You felt the need to pick a fight with a complete stranger. That is the trademark of a small penis and a big ego.