Fuck yeah I'd hit it

Petition The Lord with prayer...petition The Lord with prayer...

Bro im ready to try weed, and ive never smoked in my life.

ughhh, i knew i should not have looked right before i was ready to eat

kinda looks like babyface finster

there are sites where amateurs get paid cash money to send in their own porn

Not a Marine.

His own trachea, or his opponents?

Hell yeah!

My vacuum smells of elderberries and dead hooker...

you can see it from anwhere dif. timesof theyear, but you need almost no other light,

I live in san antonio and the big deal that everyone has been talking about is that "supposedly" there is a way to use the RFID to track people within a small area. so the fear is that a pedofile or someone like that could troll a neighborhood and find where the children live. I don't know what kind of merit that has but i have heard it discussed. Also, it's Texas. So if you start tracking people in any sort of way without good cause, people throw a shit fit. We are not too keen on government here.

So what would stop one from just hanging an ID badge on a coat rack and taking the day off?

I so wish there was an edit feature, sigh

Whenever I actually add a normal title to an upload depicting self expression in the form of paintings it gets turned around and bashed because of opposing opinion("this is as dark as my albino wife's asshole,"this isn't "art" etc..).

I took that away by using this title. Ha!

Potty training is done??

What about Santa?

this one rolled - hence the problem :-)

I waited, and waited.. fucking gif

reminds me of the toll booths on the PA Turnpike......

i've always known that but i've never done it. it's pretty obvious when they're ready.

works with most pasta, and other things

Or you can just use a timer like a normal person...

Mine too. and a plus to your Nanny.

wait, really?!

Well it depends on if alter boys were present..

For That money I'd Marry HIM

do you make glass dildo's?

I tried glass blowing once. Got the hiccups and ended up with a pane in the guts. ;-)

Cancer wouldn't be as bad if it had a nipple.

Neg fuck, sorry, I owe you two.

Soon as you marry it

yeah but its a good kind of cancer, the japenese kind

No it wasn't. Most thought it was hilarious.

amen besides if bitches gave it up more there would be less real rapists in the world, and if some would stop giving it to everyone they wouldent have to act like they got raped, wemon are fucking crazy some of the cheerleaders form my 06 graduating class fucked a pill dealers rottwiler becuase they were hard up

But what if you get murdered in the process of getting mugged ? And what if society would say it was your fault instead of prosecuting the authors. This is a more appropriate comparison. Rape is not some sort of a sexual play. It is not mugging. It is physical abuse. In my book it is like having the life beat out of you but you somehow make it

It says he left her in a stairwell not that she voluntarily went there with him. Either way I'll happily concede that some women cry rape, however I find it disgusting that the default reaction to this kind of thing is that its been made up, its why most women don't report it, they think that no one will believe them

Yes staged! The tits obviously fake but nice!

I had a cock like that once, we used to have long conversation till dawn... then he got circumcised by some damned quack preaching supposed health and hygiene benefits, and I could never understand him again.

So sad...

Yes, her tits were staged.

Yep, as fake as her bolt-ons are.

I'm pretty sure he means fake tits because you'd have to think everyone on this site is retarded enough to need this info about the authentic nature of this video. Either that or that bike is a Honda VLX and he's trying to let us know it's not a real Harley.

How is it possible to be "100%" pro-choice but think abortion is horrendous???

Do you have any fact or are you just assuming? Read what I said, if they had black people they might of been hating on them but the fact is there wasn't enough black people in Germany at the time for them to be worth being on the Nazi parties agenda.

"1) Jews
2) Gypsies
3) Slavs (East Europeans, who are of a different ethnicity than the mostly Germanic Western European nations)
4) Homosexuals
5) Communists
6) Serbs"

Not Blacks.

You spelled penetrate wrong.

idk man, there are more than a couple chicks on this site I wouldn't mind watching....

I will make sure ridicule will never happen, just like I make sure hate speech doesn't happen on upall

Not at all, friend. I understand the intricacies of modern society versus prehistoric society, I just wanted to take my opportunity as first post to open a dialogue about the subject.

You make caves sound bad, as long as they have wifi we'll be sorted for the next fifty thousand years