Smudge
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(13 Apr 2012)
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Smudge commented on friendlygarfield's Mitchie Brusco's Big Air 1080 - History Made

Sorry wot he do that's sooo good

mitchie brusco s big air 1080 history made
12 hours ago
Smudge commented on friendlygarfield's Harpooned wife

Looks like a swallower tho

harpooned wife
00:37
1 week ago
Smudge commented on Dogeater0331's RPG vs Sniper

Suck it up pussy only a nick

rpg vs sniper
1 week ago
Smudge commented on friendlygarfield's Milk prank gone wrong

If he did that in my store I'd snap his jaw too.

milk prank gone wrong
00:08
1 week ago
Smudge commented on harrywang170's Life after death / Near Death Experiences

Yep broke my neck in a car crash on the motorway. Hit by a 38 tonn lorry. Car spun and rolled. Hospitalised 9 weeks 25 yrs ago. One of the reasons I was on the motorway at that time I was rushing home for a promise from my gf at time

1 week ago
Xxgagsxx replied to Smudge's comment on How do you relieve stress?

If you hit the punch bag when stressed its cathartic but the body used it as a reward system ........ So eventually when some stresses you in the future your just more likely to hit them ......

2 weeks ago
Smudge commented on deaddog's Eat shit

Shit storm

eat shit
2 weeks ago
bigcrasy replied to Smudge's comment on How do you relieve stress?

So do I, His name is Hector, hates it when i kick him in the balls though.

2 weeks ago
bored2death replied to Smudge's comment on How do you relieve stress?

I have considered getting one. For now I just find the studs in my wall.

2 weeks ago
Smudge commented on bored2death's How do you relieve stress?

I have a punch bag in my garage. Very therapeutic

2 weeks ago
stankmaster replied to Smudge's comment on 90 year old June

2 weeks isn't that long to stay in bed.

90 year old june
00:30
2 weeks ago
Smudge commented on WartEncrustedDong's Helping Others.

That last one. That's about my luck. A fella kissing me

helping others
05:14
2 weeks ago
Smudge commented on CrawdaddySupreme's No kisses

If only he had done him gangnam style

no kisses
00:36
2 weeks ago
Smudge commented on zoidberg's 90 year old June

All that equipment in the background is for when she finally does and bed ridden for the rest of her life

90 year old june
00:30
2 weeks ago
Smudge commented on frenchman3's One favorite odor,flavor.

Leather

2 weeks ago
enigma74 replied to Smudge's comment on Sex aide to explain it to kids

Ah yes...it comes with refills doesn't it.

sex aide to explain it to kids
3 weeks ago
Smudge commented on friendlygarfield's Sex aide to explain it to kids

I use a Parker pen. Sort that out then

sex aide to explain it to kids
3 weeks ago
Smudge commented on maggot's Unsolved Criptic Message

Just hoping e ain't dyslexic other wise were fucked

unsolved criptic message
3 weeks ago
Smudge commented on ChelseaGrin's Mickey Mouse Made To Look His Real Age..

I know how he feels

mickey mouse made to look his real age
3 weeks ago
Smudge commented on zoidberg's Bus aide arrested

Like all bullies a pussy Jees a 5 yr old kid wow tough eh. Stupid bitch

bus aide arrested
02:12
1 month ago
Smudge commented on friendlygarfield's Girl Falls Off Motorcycle

That's one helleva skid mark

girl falls off motorcycle
01:30
1 month ago
Smudge commented on risen's Is this what they call a hoe down?

Number11. I always wondered how Oprah never lost weight

is this what they call a hoe down
1 month ago
BillyBasstard replied to Smudge's comment on This is your brain, from a different kind of view.

This might make it easier for doctors to locate what part of the brain that you could live without in serious head trauma cases such as your avi's case. But who are you fooling? We all know your brain dead anyway. Lol.

this is your brain from a different kind of view
1 month ago
Smudge commented on friendlygarfield's Spider man's kid ?

Getting in practice for his only job. Burglary

spider man s kid
00:55
1 month ago
Smudge commented on BillyBasstard's This is your brain, from a different kind of view.

<-------- didn't do me much good did it

this is your brain from a different kind of view
1 month ago
Smudge commented on haunter's Stay Strong Boston

Number6. Heroes the lot of them.

stay strong boston
1 month ago
Smudge commented on Jasonbourne's Portland Police Beating and Tazing of Jason Cox on 6/18/11

Shame it wasnt Jason Bourne he would of beat those pussys.

portland police beating and tazing of jason cox on 6
1 month ago
Smudge commented on catalin's Stop

Which ones the undercover cop

stop 17
1 month ago
Smudge commented on catalin's One of the most ridiculous ways

He potted the yellow

one of the most ridiculous way
1 month ago
Smudge replied to OKJefe's comment on Things you don't want to hear..

Oh smudge not again that's the second time this week

1 month ago
Smudge commented on deaddog's Bad ass bus driver goes ballistic

I was waiting for him to be run over once he got thrown off the bus

bad ass bus driver goes ballistic
01:30
1 month ago
Smudge commented on dorkfishstacy's If you were giving advice to a virgin...

Never met a virgin !!!

1 month ago
Smudge commented on Jasonbourne's Wheelie Fail..!!..bike falls off 100 foot bridge

An Indian evil keneval

wheelie fail bike falls off 100 foot bridge
1 month ago
Smudge replied to EMMMGEEE's comment on Eyebrows II

And when connected they say welcome to jail sweet cheeks

eyebrows ii
1 month ago
Smudge commented on robotwun's Road rage between skater and motorist

I was waiting for scooby doo as skater boi looked liked shaggy

road rage between skater and motorist
01:25
1 month ago
g0g3tfuck3d replied to Smudge's comment on Canadian attempt to be Darwinism :-)

Obviously he already has...

canadian attempt to be darwinism
01:15
1 month ago
Smudge commented on friendlygarfield's Canadian attempt to be Darwinism :-)

Shame he didn't land on his head

canadian attempt to be darwinism
01:15
1 month ago
robotwun replied to Smudge's comment on Exploding Cigarette.

Smoke where you like....its turkey. My in laws have a villa out there. Its great, eat a meal in a resteraunt and then light up like the good old days

exploding cigarette
00:27
1 month ago
Smudge commented on WartEncrustedDong's Exploding Cigarette.

Shouldn't be smoking in the cafe in the first place Health n safety

exploding cigarette
00:27
1 month ago
Smudge commented on risen's It's monday

Pic8. I used to be like that on a Friday night after a few beers

it s monday
1 month ago
Smudge commented on catalin's WTF compilation

In pic 7 I guess she forgot to take her love eggs out

wtf compilation
1 month ago
Smudge commented on Jasonbourne's Guy On PCP Actin A Fool On The Streets!

The dude has rhythm

guy on pcp actin a fool on the streets
1 month ago
Smudge commented on WartEncrustedDong's Mick Philpott.

Scum benefit cheating bastard who is the king of the lazy cunts in the UK

mick philpott
02:43
1 month ago
Smudge commented on Stag's Road Rage Maniac

Nice music ac/dc. Shoot to kill hehe

road rage maniac
1 month ago
t0llb00thwillie replied to Smudge's comment on Best Baseball Fan Catches

The cock gobbler at the very end?

best baseball fan catches
03:37
2 months ago
electricalalchemy replied to Smudge's comment on Cool Guys Walking Away from Explosions

nope, but clooney must be a pyro.

cool guys walking away from explosions
2 months ago
Smudge commented on cigarmann's Cool Guys Walking Away from Explosions

No arnie or willis ??

cool guys walking away from explosions
2 months ago
Smudge commented on cigarmann's Best Baseball Fan Catches

That last one was a cool dude

best baseball fan catches
03:37
2 months ago
Smudge commented on risen's It's all about perspective

Pic 3. The guy has nice legs. No. Wait. Erm.

it s all about perspective b5
2 months ago
Smudge commented on default509's Close Calls.

Broke my neck in a car crash many yrs ago

2 months ago
Smudge commented on imakebeer's What food do you crave when drunk @ 2am

U can't beat a chip buttie.

2 months ago
Smudge commented on cigarmann's LITTLE BIG - Everyday I'm drinking

Too much vodka I guess

little big everyday i m drinking
2 months ago
Smudge commented on catalin's Woman attempts to kill her boyfriend's lover

Looks like she was the one who got run over

woman attempts to kill her boyfriend s lover
2 months ago
Smudge commented on myballsyourchin's Major Injuries

Broke my neck in a car crash 26 yrs ago Racing home for a shag !!!!

2 months ago
squirtingdesire replied to Smudge's comment on The gamer debate!

Nothing can top the Vectrex.

2 months ago
Smudge commented on OrgasmDoner's The gamer debate!

Xbox rocks.

2 months ago
Smudge commented on jdre's Serial killer artwork

No surprise that all the pix are of skulls.

serial killer artwork
2 months ago
Smudge commented on friendlygarfield's Proudly South African or Rednecking :-)

I guess number 6 pic in Wots in the BBQ in pic 1

proudly south african or rednecking
2 months ago
Smudge commented on zoidberg's Would be thief

Iam surprised he didn't bounce back up

would be thief
00:38
2 months ago
Dogeater0331 replied to Smudge's comment on The last ride

NO TICKET!

the last ride 01
00:26
2 months ago
Smudge commented on ChelseaGrin's Perfectly..

He needs to get out more

perfectly
02:13
2 months ago
Smudge commented on jsan69's The last ride

Next time. Just pay ur fare

the last ride 01
00:26
2 months ago
Smudge commented on fkbisme's Getting Older

46 going on 64 with dodgy knees and arthritis Mind is in the 20s tho. Always been sporty and just back into gym after surgery on arm. Never smoked or done drugs. And rarely drink these days. Oh and kids 24 n 20 and a granddad of 2. Now if I could remember where my gun is

2 months ago
Smudge commented on Taintedsoul's Alcohol vs weed

Never ever done weed. Drank like a fish when a youngster

2 months ago
Smudge commented on risen's Crime doesn't pay

I guess in pix3. He was needing a banjo for the deliverance reunion

crime doesn t pay
2 months ago
Smudge commented on 2ndhand4u's What would you do?

Knowing my luck I'd prolly drop on

what would you do 09
2 months ago
WonkyDonkey replied to Smudge's comment on Let's go fishing

I read pedo, first time round... Lol

let s go fishing
07:27
2 months ago
steelturd replied to Smudge's comment on Teachers with guns!!??

to be honest I think they should bring back the paddle cause most of the kids these days really have never gotten a spanking or anything close to it...

2 months ago
Smudge commented on steelturd's Teachers with guns!!??

Beats getting hit with board rubber. As I used too back in the day

2 months ago
Smudge commented on deaddog's Let's go fishing

Fuck I get sea sick on a pedalo

let s go fishing
07:27
2 months ago
Smudge commented on irishjohn80's Russian Leader Warns,Get All Money Out Of Western Banks

Ill spend wot little I have on fine wine food n women and squander the rest

2 months ago
Smudge commented on maggot's I HATE MONDAYS!

Arrogant piece of shit. Iam sure the boys in the seg unit will butt fuck him senseless tho

i hate mondays
2 months ago
Klavel replied to Smudge's comment on Man with 100-pound scrotum

That gives a new meaning to sack barrow.

man with 100 pound scrotum ff
2 months ago
Smudge commented on morbidmental's Honesty is the best poiicy

It's cos ur short sighted from all that fapping u didn't see it

honesty is the best poiicy
2 months ago
kingnoob replied to Smudge's comment on Man with 100-pound scrotum

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mQGdQS5NNok/S7rEDQH8DTI/…

man with 100 pound scrotum ff
2 months ago
Smudge commented on bittaboo9's Man with 100-pound scrotum

He needs a wheelbarrow for his cojones

man with 100 pound scrotum ff
2 months ago
iownit replied to Smudge's comment on A Little of this & a little of that.....

I thought it was more like an "all you can eat buffet"

a little of this a little of that
2 months ago
Smudge commented on lowprofile's A Little of this & a little of that.....

Number12. Is he shouting his mate who fell in head first?

a little of this a little of that
2 months ago
JustenCase replied to Smudge's comment on Tattoo's need autocorrect

In other words: Where the trailers are more expensive.

tattoo s need autocorrect
2 months ago
Smudge commented on risen's Tattoo's need autocorrect

Most of the women in my area have misspelt tattoos. Of course I live in a classy area.

tattoo s need autocorrect
2 months ago
Smudge commented on Jasonbourne's 28 yr old Janel Strauss America's next top model

In the first pic. Heroin chic

28 yr old janel strauss america s next top model
2 months ago
Smudge commented on balsac's Drunk Bully Gets Knocked OUT!

Was that our h666 hard man mr Haynes coming to the rescue

drunk bully gets knocked out
2 months ago
Smudge commented on risen's Becoming Zombiefied

Forget the zombies some of the tattoos are brilliant

becoming zombiefied
2 months ago
Smudge commented on zoidberg's Puddle jump

Thought it was Ben Johnson the way he limbered up

puddle jump
00:30
2 months ago
Smudge commented on WartEncrustedDong's Testing a bulletproof vest....

At least his tattoo read RIP. cos with dumdass shit like that that where he is off

testing a bullet proof vest
02:45
2 months ago
Smudge commented on catalin's Bionic hand ties shoelace

Six million dollars

bionic hand ties shoelace
2 months ago
Smudge commented on risen's Blinding you with science

In pic 9. Is that a gravity ball of cum he is swallowing

blinding you with science
2 months ago
Smudge commented on DrWeld's Car Chase bad ending

Nailed him

car chase bad ending
00:24
2 months ago
Smudge commented on jajaallen's Optical illusions

Found him. And he is Chinese too

optical illusions 9b
2 months ago
Smudge commented on brazilbilly's Bowling

If he was a swimmer would he be called bob

bowling
02:06
2 months ago
Smudge replied to risen's comment on Coordination some have it

Wow ur ambidextrous

coordination some have it
2 months ago
Smudge commented on cigarmann's We were all female once

That's explains why iam nosy n bitchy then

we were all female once
01:50
2 months ago
Smudge replied to brazilbilly's comment on Cheap Shot

Ur right sir. We in the UK we have packs of feral youths who are dickheads but lawless and run around doing shit on nights out coked up.

cheap shot 50
00:26
2 months ago
Smudge commented on cigarmann's These Boots Are Made for Failing.....

When pissed I used to walk better than that!!

these boots are made for failing
01:03
2 months ago
Smudge commented on cigarmann's These Boots Are Made for Failing.....

Needs stabilisers methinks

these boots are made for failing
01:03
2 months ago
Smudge commented on catalin's Boob job failure

She would never drown with those flotation devices

boob job failure
2 months ago
Smudge commented on risen's Have some Punch

Number 9 cracking punch but shame he is a woman beater so he is a pussy to me

have some punch
2 months ago
Smudge replied to schitzengiggles's comment on Some scenes from my favorite coloring book

More on the lines of spinster

some scenes from my favorite coloring book
2 months ago
Smudge commented on supremelegend's 8-year-old boy gets married to a 61-year-old whore

I ain't got time for dis

8 year old boy gets married to a 61 year old whore
2 months ago
Smudge replied to funstuff619's comment on No more hesitation targets

Tony Martin he got 5 yr manslaughter after murder charge got appealed the lad was 16 he killed a thieving gypo

no more hesitation targets
2 months ago

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