Smudge
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(13 Apr 2012)
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WonkyDonkey replied to Smudge's comment on White-men maybe cannot jump -no women can jump for sure

She's probably no older than 16... I would suggest they were taking part in a Duke of Edinburgh awards scheme.
Funny as hell though.

white men maybe cannot jump no women can jump for
00:40
14 hours ago
Xxgagsxx replied to Smudge's comment on How do you relieve stress?

If you hit the punch bag when stressed its cathartic but the body used it as a reward system ........ So eventually when some stresses you in the future your just more likely to hit them ......

3 weeks ago
bigcrasy replied to Smudge's comment on How do you relieve stress?

So do I, His name is Hector, hates it when i kick him in the balls though.

3 weeks ago
bored2death replied to Smudge's comment on How do you relieve stress?

I have considered getting one. For now I just find the studs in my wall.

3 weeks ago
stankmaster replied to Smudge's comment on 90 year old June

2 weeks isn't that long to stay in bed.

90 year old june
00:30
3 weeks ago
enigma74 replied to Smudge's comment on Sex aide to explain it to kids

Ah yes...it comes with refills doesn't it.

sex aide to explain it to kids
3 weeks ago
BillyBasstard replied to Smudge's comment on This is your brain, from a different kind of view.

This might make it easier for doctors to locate what part of the brain that you could live without in serious head trauma cases such as your avi's case. But who are you fooling? We all know your brain dead anyway. Lol.

this is your brain from a different kind of view
1 month ago
g0g3tfuck3d replied to Smudge's comment on Canadian attempt to be Darwinism :-)

Obviously he already has...

canadian attempt to be darwinism
01:15
1 month ago
robotwun replied to Smudge's comment on Exploding Cigarette.

Smoke where you like....its turkey. My in laws have a villa out there. Its great, eat a meal in a resteraunt and then light up like the good old days

exploding cigarette
00:27
2 months ago
t0llb00thwillie replied to Smudge's comment on Best Baseball Fan Catches

The cock gobbler at the very end?

best baseball fan catches
03:37
2 months ago
electricalalchemy replied to Smudge's comment on Cool Guys Walking Away from Explosions

nope, but clooney must be a pyro.

cool guys walking away from explosions
2 months ago
squirtingdesire replied to Smudge's comment on The gamer debate!

Nothing can top the Vectrex.

2 months ago
Dogeater0331 replied to Smudge's comment on The last ride

NO TICKET!

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00:26
2 months ago
WonkyDonkey replied to Smudge's comment on Let's go fishing

I read pedo, first time round... Lol

let s go fishing
07:27
2 months ago
steelturd replied to Smudge's comment on Teachers with guns!!??

to be honest I think they should bring back the paddle cause most of the kids these days really have never gotten a spanking or anything close to it...

2 months ago
Klavel replied to Smudge's comment on Man with 100-pound scrotum

That gives a new meaning to sack barrow.

man with 100 pound scrotum ff
2 months ago
kingnoob replied to Smudge's comment on Man with 100-pound scrotum

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mQGdQS5NNok/S7rEDQH8DTI/…

man with 100 pound scrotum ff
2 months ago
iownit replied to Smudge's comment on A Little of this & a little of that.....

I thought it was more like an "all you can eat buffet"

a little of this a little of that
2 months ago
JustenCase replied to Smudge's comment on Tattoo's need autocorrect

In other words: Where the trailers are more expensive.

tattoo s need autocorrect
2 months ago
marshallbrown replied to Smudge's comment on Moments That Cause to You to Curse

Hey smudge, that's my foot.

moments that cause to you to curse
3 months ago
JollyRogArrh replied to Smudge's comment on Moments That Cause to You to Curse

No hands....No teeth!

moments that cause to you to curse
3 months ago
EyeballPate replied to Smudge's comment on Naked Winter fun

I definitely see a crack.

naked winter fun
3 months ago
kmb666 replied to Smudge's comment on Game show host can't hold it in

Yeah, I posted this a year ago! Got pulled for not being funny enough.

game show host can t hold it in
02:49
7 months ago
LizardQueen replied to Smudge's comment on Models addiction to meth.

I thought Kate Moss was a coke hound.

models addiction to meth
8 months ago
Pookybear replied to Smudge's comment on A loyal dog.

I'm sorry to hear that smudge :(

a loyal dog
8 months ago
deviate replied to Smudge's comment on Totally uncalled for

people like this don't understand respect.

totally uncalled for
01:01
9 months ago
Ramrod256 replied to Smudge's comment on Totally uncalled for

That guy needs his ass whipped for that hell he had already knocked him out fight over. Walk away the better man

totally uncalled for
01:01
9 months ago
TheDunwichWhore replied to Smudge's comment on Totally uncalled for

The kick, the numerous punches while he was down and not to mention both of them for fighting while there was an infant in their presence.

Some strands of dna never evolve.

totally uncalled for
01:01
9 months ago
PhillyDarko replied to Smudge's comment on Syrian air strike

I agree... I can say our government is doing the same thing, just a lot slower so it doesn't hit us like a bunker buster. We are the wart, and our U.S. government has tied the string around us. We're slowly dying and going right along with it.

syrian air strike
02:01
9 months ago
Silke replied to Smudge's comment on Worst Portrait Tattoos

Hey that autistic guy who does landscapes would've done better, even if he has never even seen a tattoo gun and can't look a person in the eye. (A bit challenging to draw a face without looking it in the eye, but hey I'm sure he'd still do better.)

worst portrait tattoos
03:02
9 months ago
RawrRosalina replied to Smudge's comment on 10 Unexplained Medical Conditions

most active during tuesdays

10 unexplained medical conditions
02:45
10 months ago
SweetPotato replied to Smudge's comment on See-Saw

Depends on your point of view - The guy at the bottom ended up with his face full of stinky drunk Russian pudenda. But the guy on top had a nice, comfy landing.

see saw
00:45
10 months ago
Dropkick0Jankins replied to Smudge's comment on Man on Fire

God that's exactly what I thought!Furiously masturbating cowboy style(no lube).

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00:38
10 months ago
GODnGuns replied to Smudge's comment on Man on Fire

Doc I get this burning sensation whenever I get aroused...........

man on fire 16
00:38
10 months ago
pegman replied to Smudge's comment on Man on Fire

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man on fire 16
00:38
10 months ago
JustDoIt replied to Smudge's comment on WTF Was he Thinking?

In U.S we dont drive like that unless cops are on our tails.

wtf was he thinking
01:17
10 months ago
EastBeast replied to Smudge's comment on WTF Was he Thinking?

Don't talk like such a cunt. At least we know how to go round corners.

wtf was he thinking
01:17
10 months ago
freaksh0w replied to Smudge's comment on WTF Was he Thinking?

...wondering why everyone else is on the wrong side of the road.

wtf was he thinking
01:17
10 months ago
gingernut replied to Smudge's comment on WTF Was he Thinking?

Fuck you smudge,no sherriff john t bunnell here......I guarantee she was Asian and female.......

wtf was he thinking
01:17
10 months ago
friendlygarfield replied to Smudge's comment on WTF Was he Thinking?

from words and camera action - defiantly not a H666er :-)

wtf was he thinking
01:17
10 months ago
WonkyDonkey replied to Smudge's comment on Bus vs Bus

No... If you watch it again you'll realise that the buses hit each other, offside to offside therefore both drivers were molded in to one by the impact. What you saw flying out was a woman in a skirt or dress and no female bus drivers I know wear skirts!!! But that's just my observations of the situation.

bus vs bus
01:02
11 months ago
TMcNasty replied to Smudge's comment on Jodie Marsh

The tip looks like it has a tiny horseshoe in it. That being said I'd eat the frosting off her donut!

jodie marsh
11 months ago
CrazyInIdaho replied to Smudge's comment on Jodie Marsh

No shit huh. Looks like at pecker

jodie marsh
11 months ago

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