where is that pool table

It's like my grandma used to say: "your rights ends where mine begins". Respect overall, respect.

Don't play on the stairs it is dangerous. Unless you have a firm grip on something

Take it to that company that nano coat phone then you could take it anywhere and earn even more

yes, that may be what caused THAT. But, honestly,, I've had a couple women with large lipps,,,, I LIKE IT!!!

Isnt that all Women!?

Babe..... What's happened?

No that's just where I have ended up!

The gutter.... Wwwhagahaga.

:) you know.. I actually thought of that when I first heard about it.. but as soon ad I heard it was in the south I figured you were nowhere close..

A long long way from where I'm from

Gary Larson. Forever #1.

I would imagine that I'd cry a little, as well, if that many people swarmed me and began to smash me for defending myself. (Didn't know where the next punch was coming from.)

I've negged you 5 years later for the grammar. Ha! Take THAT!

falling asleep drunk on street covered in puke piss and blood, and waking up feeling like you've been hit by a garbage truck.......PRICELESS *lix*

I do!
Ooh please tittie-slap me

Pictures or it didnt happen.

I posed for the artist...I think he did a fine job capturing my likeness

Those of you against this picture because the soldier is gay... let me remind you all of the picture of the sailor kissing the nurse in the middle of the street after when WW2 ended (famous picture). So if you don't have a problem with that, why do you have a problem with this? Also, this soldier did nothing wrong by the definition of what is 'legal' now in the military. This type of display is granted when coming home after deployment, straight soldiers did this also.

I surprised he can show his face in public, I bet he gets teased mercilessly! Still, it's his choice to wear a Manchester United shirt

So you're cool with a butt flash then? I really love curvy butts.

From your pics both tits and ass look good.

Life is hard. Yeah I have thought about it

Don't be so hard on yourself, let me be hard on you!

I do have a fat ass

I would look if you showed them.

Let me wax you Syl. I'll fly in for a long weekend and I promise to be somewhat gentle.

You are soooo wrong, loads of guys, and indeed girls, on here like ladies of a lighter carriage.

Go for it babe, you're a looker too, and I love all boobs, hell, even some of the better fake ones these days.

santa is real, i sat on his lap yesterday. for some odd reason he wanted me to be nude...........

sylvia you should show them. let us decide for our self's . I'm shure a bunch of us will like them !! Please don't restrain us from that give that you have. let us see. :D

Hmmm, in the eyes of the very very few!

You do know a hairy one is illegal in Brazil don't you?

All men and women like different sizes ;) there is nothing wrong with yours. In the eyes of someone else they can be the most beautiful boobs that person has seem ;)

Damn you! Id show mine too if they looked like those!

As long as trainnes are real im happy :) as for my tits they are real, and i would never sink so low to try and alture my appearance.. I am who i am, and thats all that i am.. :)

Trannies are real but Santa, Leprechauns and your big tits are all surely fake! :}

As it should be. My daughter is in middle school, and for the first time, she's seeing people fight... She's pretty freaked out about it.

I like belgians.
Thank you =)

Or even I drank my beer from a large rubber glass. I like your version more though :o)

Thanks!!!

Just for your interest, the music is Ca plane pour moi, by the Belgium artist Plastic (rubber) Bertrand. The song includes the line ""...a bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc = there are condoms floating around

They don't really exist you know! Brazilians with a sense of humour that is

50 bucks your way to expensive all I'm offering is two Mcdoubles for 30 seconds worth what ever i can get

Fucking waste of good Yankees hats!

That was only for you sugar tits....

Should serve as a reminder to me to be a nice person. Just reminded me how good Supertramp were though

I see you've been educating yourself Wonks. It was only last year that you thought the Gaza strip was a poledance club

She's in her underwear handcuffed to a tree, that's your usual foreplay taken care of already!

Even at a budget $50 a go, that gives you less than 2 years to live, my condolences

I had a queer come up behind me and put his hand on my thigh once in a restaurant and everyone in that place found out quick that I wasn't gay. If it wasn't for his boyfriend taking up for him and my wife freaking out they would've carried him out on a stretcher.

You might hope so, but I'm thinking blush, swoon, hands behind back, raised heel, swivel your toe?

If they can get a spider out of the bath and open a jamjar for me then I'm saving up for one

Wake up Sylvia...they are both terminal.

I know! I need flogging

Can't believe you used the word now twice in your comment.... Slipping baby. Or is it just nerves? Lol

I'm like Herpes, will always come back

I've missed you. ;)

Someone like...Meeeeeeeeeeeee.

I hear she's now fucking someone with a big cock and a sense of humour now

He isn't dying, his wife is

Faith destroyed. :(

Thanks a-fucking-lot!

Police were hiding around the corner, issued 29 speeding tickets on their way home

You can have mine...

He said I was a disruptive member of the class

Yeah but it's good to see her up beat and vibrant, like the girl with no arms, they( people with deformities or disabilities ) are living their lives just the way they are, not soaked in sorrow, and feeling self pity, they are playing the hands they were dealt ( no pun intended ) and they are courageous beautiful people ( we all crack jokes and make fun at this but deep down we would all be there and love them if they were our friends or relatives )

Wait, I know this one. You didn't shower that month!

He refused me further lessons

What an ass! He should've told you the first lesson is free only if you take the whole course.

Sounds like John Malkovich

Just sad, poor girl

Wow the free clinic has gotten expensive !

I'm always suspicious now after I fell for the 'Sex instructor - first lesson free' trick advertised on some guy's tshirt. It turned out it wasn't free at all and I ended up paying $75 for it

I can believe that.

Looks like a top of the range Recaro child seat too

And that's what tweakers say about meth too!

Hold on a minute, I'm feeding him the Godamned lines! Speed is nothing without me - NOTHING!!!

With the proper medication.

Does it do stand-up?

I didnt say it will, I said it could - you produce Methanol which causes blindness. There are methods to get rid of the risk of course

Only if he's the featured victim.

<a href="http://www.home-distilling.com/HD_health.asp">doesn't make you blind...</a>

http://www.home-distilling.com/HD_health.asp

Is it going to be about kittens? I hope so, I fucking hate kittens

I thought your fav was 'when chicks with dicks attack'???

Distillation is different to wine making. You can distil wine and turn it into Brandy - it's a dangerous process though as home made spirits can make you blind (google distil and blind). No need for a permit for fermenting your wine and beers

My thought exactly

They prefer "little butlers". I've heard them say it reminds them of a piglet, which could not be further from the truth.

But does she have to be naked???

Who's gonna rub my forehead and tell me it's okay and that I can do it?

You know I love you but it's never going to work whilst you still bring your mother along on dates

Your tiny jaw and my micro-penis are a match made in heaven.

I think you probably already have a cute little butlet.

Tarantino directs Toy Story 4

Aw I want a little butlet too, they sound cute

I could never swallow anything that big

That is all? Girls have nothing else to offer you?

Only tiny little ones though right? Those big, juicy, pert ones do nothing for you do they?

That was me and we were fighting. I can't believe you but me...