TheAscendentPilgrim
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Joined:4 years ago
(05 Jun 2011)
Last visit:17 hours ago
Country:Mexico
Hometown:Puebla, Mexico
After a period of inactivity finally I come here to have a bit of fun. Things have changed though...

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WonkyDonkey replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Timber Trailer gets into a speed wobble..

Good physics lesson .2u.

timber trailer gets into a speed wobble
3 weeks ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on cigarmann's Man smacks the soul out of girl on the NY Subway

Fucking niggers... why do they have to be so god damned loud?!

man smacks the soul out of girl on the ny subway
3 weeks ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on JollyRogArrh's Timber Trailer gets into a speed wobble..

Harmonics bitch! This is a classic case of resonance. Resonance is dependent on the natural frequency of the object vibrating (hahaha... vibrating). You can get away from the resonance either by changing the stiffness of the whole damn thing (which obviously is not a choice here) or by changing the frequency of the object in this case accelerating or slowing down has the same effect.

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3 weeks ago
AdmiralAokiji28 replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Dipping your pen in the company ink.

Thanks man

6 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on AdmiralAokiji28's Dipping your pen in the company ink.

Don't do it. It is not only the shitty part of having to be around her every work day after things go bad (which in all honesty is the most probable thing to happen). In my case I used to be a dick with my fellow co-workers. After things went wrong with her, they always took any chance they got to make feel bad by saying things like: "hey! It must be though man! Knowing that that asshole (her new partner) is enjoying all the bed tricks you so dilligently taught her...Tough luck dude! That guy should thank you at least for the deluxe blowjobs he's getting"... Imagine listening to this when you have post-relationship depression. It is not worth it. Whores are always cheaper emotionally. And sometimes even more honorable.

6 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to cygnus's comment on Dipping your pen in the company ink.

Same here. I know it in spanish though: "No comas donde cagues, ni cojas donde trabajes"...

6 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on Cigarmann's Pics Taken By The Hubble Telescope

Cosmic cumshots!

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6 months ago
cherrytits replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Shits n giggles

but nothing as bad as Camps glory hole

7 months ago
JustenCase replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Shits n giggles

...picture of your mother and that's when you realized....

7 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Dodger1974's comment on Shits n giggles

... on his death bed next to a...

7 months ago
t0llb00thwillie replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Shits n giggles

*all together...The place where you were born and raised.

7 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to t0llb00thwillie's comment on Shits n giggles

... because you didn't bid farewell to old Kentucky...

7 months ago
t0llb00thwillie replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Shits n giggles

You weren't funny on my statement. ..

7 months ago
cherrytits replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Shits n giggles

burning desire for a caped crusader . .

7 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Dodger1974's comment on Shits n giggles

...go to church to confess a...

7 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to t0llb00thwillie's comment on Shits n giggles

I've seen trouble all my days...

7 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on tortillahuckstable's Shits n giggles

I got arrested because...

7 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on cigarmann's Nerd Picking Up Girls

Bitches would've acted different if they didn't knew they were being recorded...

nerd picking up girls
8 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on satansfavorite666's Cotton candy making at Ciqikou, Chongqing, China

The shit we do for money...

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8 months ago
zebtilton replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on One of my greatest fears in life

Aww, shit man....you caught me.

one of my greatest fears in life
9 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on JollyRogArrh's Metro Train Slamming Into SUV Houston Texas

What a stupid asshole... Common sense is the least common of senses.

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9 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Ruskinsman's comment on One of my greatest fears in life

I fapped.

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9 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to RandallFlagg's comment on One of my greatest fears in life

We are talking snakes here, not discussing sexual foreplay...

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9 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to zebtilton's comment on One of my greatest fears in life

"In there?" INSIDE YOUR BUTT?!

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9 months ago
mrcapnnate replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Celebrity 3-way

Fuck that, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and everyone else on the site pushing...

9 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on ecorock's Celebrities

This sir is an excellent social (fapper) service!... Thank you!

celebrities
9 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on WartEncrustedDong's Who's Out There?

Nebulae look like my cum.

who s out there
9 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Iraqvet's comment on Celebrity 3-way

I need to watch that. I loved her in "Franklyn" as Emilia with her low tone voice, alcoholism and pure simple misanthropy. Rawr!!!

9 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to mrcapnnate's comment on Celebrity 3-way

I know... I am fucking sick! Please help!

9 months ago
mrcapnnate replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Celebrity 3-way

I would rather stick my dick in a bag of broken glass than Kristen Stewart...

9 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on p1juize's Celebrity 3-way

Kirsten Stewart and Jena Malone for the young trio. For the mature one, Jennifer Connely and Eva Green.

9 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on Shawno72's What is your favorite beer?

In order from least to most favorite: Negra Modelo, Killians, Blue Moon, Shocktop, Bitburger and the lovely Franziskaner Dunkel!

1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Injured Egyptian Brotherhood Caught With Fake Wound

Surely all of that fake blood staining the ground, the ominous armored vehicles and hopelessly shattered buildings are all cheap machinations of some extreme islamist group...

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Injured Egyptian Brotherhood Caught With Fake Wound

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ZCgsh5HfctQ"; frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on friendlygarfield's Injured Egyptian Brotherhood Caught With Fake Wound

Hey! This shit was also staged:
http://youtube.com/watch/…

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1 year ago
Misterinsignificant replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Somali pirates get their asses handed to them

Jack Black is a pussy.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Auroravfim's comment on Ready for the truth?

Liquor helps... (rampant sarcasm!)

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on Ferris's Strips Clubs

40 degrees...

2 years ago
dirtymary replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Post relationship friendship - possible or not?

Good advice...hard to stick to however.

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on Smashing's How did you discover...

I was introduced to it by one of my best friends. He wanted me to see Two girls one cup. I stayed thanks to the hilarious comments of the members and decided a year later to make an account.

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to olympicFapper's comment on H666 family?

But cooler than fucking Facebook in any case. ;)

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on dirtymary's Post relationship friendship - possible or not?

I think a cool off period is needed. It helps get over any grudge that created the dissolution in the first place. For me it usually takes 3 or 4 years of complete severance of the relation and then you are ready to resume whatever is left if that is your desire. I wouldn't recommend to stay in contact for the immediate time lapse after the problem.

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on SMASHING's What is your number?

19. But only truly loved 5 of them.

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on jules's Tell us the dirt.

Demi Lovato in her video Skyscraper. Turns me the hell on! She keeps on moaning the whole damned video singing about how a bastard like me broke her heart! It makes me remember some of my ex-girlfriends. Gotta love fucked up relationships...

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on How do theists explain suffering

I am sure many members have heard or read the latin phrase: "Deus ex Machina". It refers to Deism: God outside the machine.

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on How do theists explain suffering

This, for me, made me rethink my own idea of the world and the reasons behind things and filled me with a sense of personal responsibility for my own happiness. Since then I try not to rely on God, of whom I cannot prove or deny his existence, for my own tranquility and try not to blame him for the evil in the world... after all, he only helps those who help themselves. I hope you find this interesting and decide to investigate further in it.

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on How do theists explain suffering

The book and chapter quoted, for those interested, is: Ideas of the Great Philosophers, Part 4: Philosophy of Religion.

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on How do theists explain suffering

"The Deists, while accepting the belief of Monotheism in one God, and the emphasis of Theism upon a personal God as creator of the Universe, view God as outside of the World which He has created. For the Deist, God is completely transcendent, lacking immanence in the World, and hence is the antithesis of the Pantheist Deity. According to Deists, God, having created the Universe so that it functions thereafter as a machine governed by its laws (of nature), divorced himself from the world and merely contemplates it from beyond as a disinterested bystander, or "absentee" deity, who neither heeds prayer nor chooses to perform miracles. God did all that he planned, rendered the world capable of self-perpetuation on the basis of natural law, gave man intelligence to understand and control nature and to detect in nature the creative activity of the divine power. In these activities man finds happiness, without interference by God, who HELPS THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES." -William S. and Mabel Lewis Sahakian.

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on How do theists explain suffering

...affect it as he wills. The Deist God, as a contrast, divorced himself from his creation. I stumbled upon this magnificent philosophy of religion a few years back when I read the following description of Deism:

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on hardparty69's How do theists explain suffering

I was mildly raised as a believer and have had the chance to explore different veins of religious thought along the road. I have read many points of view in this thread which either a) try to conciliate the idea of omniscience and omnipotence with the existence of evil in the World by introducing the concept of free will and the desire or mission of man to become perfect, or b) deny the existence of God given the fact that evil exists... I respect them because at one time or another I have also had those same thoughts as well. I, however, fail to read any "Deist" approach to the problem, approach which could fill many unanswered voids of the subject. My suspicion is that most of the members have been taught to follow or afterwards convinced to reject the Theist God. The main difference between Theism and Deism lies in the relationship between God and his creation. The Theist God (the God of Abrahamic religions) is immanent, this means He has an active role in the development of creation and can, at anytime..

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to zipper's comment on Three questions

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Cheers!

2 years ago
zipper replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Three questions

1.no
2.to drink alcoholic beverages
3.stop over thinking it

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on absynthe9's Three questions

1. Has the Universe a purpose? (This is a simple yes / no question but I would be willing to risk it because the remaining two questions would depend on it)
2. What is my purpose?
3. Continues the consciousness to develop after physical death?
If no. 1 is a no then there would be no point in asking the remaining two. I would proceed then to forget about morality and have lots of unhealthy fun.
If it turns out that it is a yes then bloody hell! I would be so happy of becoming a deterministic gear in this immense clockwork or so happy of accepting my role as an organic cell in this unfathomable sentient being called the Universe.

2 years ago
SpaceInvader replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Ok guys do you like anal or vaginal sex better?

If you want to know how this story finally ended watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gyP1bzlvEs

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to olympicFapper's comment on Ok guys do you like anal or vaginal sex better?

Pweeeaasssee? Can you tell us pweeeaaaseee about the jar story? Perhaps it was something like this:
http://bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/…

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheDunwichWhore's comment on Ok guys do you like anal or vaginal sex better?

One needs a cock for anal sex??!! :3

2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on Cosmofuck's Ok guys do you like anal or vaginal sex better?

Both. It depends on the mood. Romantic atmospheres go better with vaginal... Pleasurable pain goes better with anal.

2 years ago
antbiggy replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on What was your first car?

Good luck withe the electrics on that! Funnily, Im shamefully driving a 2006 clio..... the 1.4 version...... It is just a stop gap but cannot wait to be rid of it. Only till July. Damn miss my Volvo T5

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on xtc4aqt69's What was your first car?

Grey 2006 Renault Megane. Excellent safety features in those cars! Not so very good fuel efficiency I have to admit. Very fun cars!

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on RazeCrusher's Moments to remember...

Congratulations Razecrusher! There's a saying in my country that goes "One has had a plenty life if one has done the three following: Plant a tree, write a book, and have a kid" You've certainly are well on track!

2 years ago
artemny replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Marble machine chronicle

I don't [cough cough] :O|

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to ArtemNY's comment on Marble machine chronicle

Correction: "like we all do"... :)

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on 2ndhand4u's What would you do?

After wildly masturbating and finally finding out the differences between the orgasm's of each sex I would stare stupidly smelling my fingers.

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on Taintedsoul's Alcohol vs weed

Alcohol... I dislike the distorted sense of time that weed gives you. I have done some pretty stupid shit under the ethilic influence though.

2 years ago
McMurphy replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Third circle of hell

The last Boss Monster

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2 years ago
SlicKx666 replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

Great movie... best of the series.

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2 years ago
aSirensLoveLife replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

Meow! :D

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to aSirensLoveLife's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

INBOX NOW!!! [Animalistic horny howl] ;)

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2 years ago
aSirensLoveLife replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

I see someone is getting lucky tonight! ... or is he hinting that he has a small dick? lets hope for the first one

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to mattamus's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

Oh great! You are going to give a blow job! Atta'boy!

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2 years ago
friendlygarfield replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Zimbabwean government bank balance 'down to $217'

it is something we never want to think about = it is a crossroads we will face but never really want to cross

zimbabwean government bank balance down to 217
2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on friendlygarfield's Zimbabwean government bank balance 'down to $217'

I wonder what will become of South Africa when its unity symbol (Mandela) finally passes away...

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2 years ago
mattamus replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

[image]and here is a little something for you!

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on TheDunwichWhore's Death's Head Hawk Moth

"Clarice Starling delivered the paper to the night duty officer and fell into her grateful bed... On the swarming dark she saw the moth's wise little face. Those glowing eyes had looked at Buffalo Bill.
Out of the cosmic hangover the Smithsonian leaves came her last thought: Over this odd world, this half the world that's dark now, I have to hunt a thing that lives in tears..." -Thomas Harris, The Silence of the Lambs-

death s head hawk moth
2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to mattamus's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

Yes, yes it is... here's a cookie! Atta'boy!

death s head hawk moth
2 years ago
lowwoefulowl commented on TheAscendentPilgrim's Young Dictators

Someone must have loved them (at the least didn't starve, drown or hang a one) since all made the cut to History.
Most of the comments here seem to me to amount to just so much pop-psychological dribble. Look at any number of recent photos of anonymous children: There They Are.

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to BloodOfVlad's comment on 10 torturous methods of execution

Well, one has to admit that without your contribution Europe would have been part of the Ottoman Empire.

10 torturous methods of execution
2 years ago
RIGHT AND EXACT replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Stunts Gone Wrong

"...what will become of the human race?..."

Pilgrim they've been asking that question forever.

I don't know...I just hope and pray that it doesn't get any worse than it already is.

And tell your country men that just because Americans do it...it doesn't make it cool. Please do not follow in our footsteps!

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to RIGHT AND EXACT's comment on Stunts Gone Wrong

Yes. Probably shit loads of payment. HA! Humor aside, I can understand the daredevil desire of the guys you described. What it is sad for me is to witness first hand that there are even copies of these copies in my country... few things are as shameful as watching "people" from the third world imitating the dumbest features of the first. Damn! And they are fertile... what will become of the human race?

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2 years ago
Chleda replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Headbang fail...Fat ass mosh pit.

who is also her cousin...

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Risen's comment on Forces of Nature

I can lyao!!! With my dick.

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to WonkyDonkey's comment on Headbang fail...Fat ass mosh pit.

by her father......

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2 years ago
EyeballPate replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Brazil night club fire

That or the flaming gayness. (I apologize to all my LGBT friends. They deserve better than to be compared to Great White.)

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to EyeballPate's comment on Brazil night club fire

HOLY SHIT! Just watched them on Youtube. I wonder if the dozens of spray bottles they used contributed to the fire!

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Kaya47's comment on Did you know?

I am sure we can do better than that! Lets get "exponential" on our cocks!

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to EyeballPate's comment on Did you know?

Holy shit! Manny Pacquiao!

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2 years ago
EyeballPate replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Brazil night club fire

DON'T DO IT!!! YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!!!

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2 years ago
EyeballPate replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Did you know?

[image]

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on mysocksdontmatch's One night stands

Hot damn! I wouldn't sue her for the cutting, I would sue her for not giving me her phone number!!!!!!

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Brazil night club fire

I forgot to add that this practice is awful.

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on NewMotherFucker's Brazil night club fire

It is not unusual in facilities run by negligent managers to block the emergency exits to prevent the entrance of non-paying persons.

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to ecorock's comment on Brazil night club fire

I had to Google that... now I have to pirate their songs.

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to BillyBasstard's comment on Did you know?

And pirate chinese babies...

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2 years ago
RIGHT AND EXACT replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Stunts Gone Wrong

CrawdaddySupreme and TheAScendentPilgrim

Growing up in New York...yeah we had daredevil guys that would subway surf (ride on top of subway cars) or ride on top of elevators in the projects....but those guys were RARE and everyone knew they were slightly bonkers - the kind of guys that would do ANYTHING on a dare just for street cred.

Seldom if ever were they violent, never robbed anyone, never carried hardware but were just reckless throw caution to the wind cats that liked when people pointed at them in the streets and in school and whispered their shenanigans in hushed tones.

But THIS shit? Depicted in THIS clip? Noooooooooooooooo this is some extra shit and I believe it really does come from watching to much TV and video games and blurring fantasy with reality.

back in the day if by chance someone did wind up in one of these situations and excaped? They breathed a sigh of relief...their legend was made and they NEVER did it again.

Jumping off a roof top onto your buddy laying on a table...sheeeeesh.

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to RIGHT AND EXACT's comment on Stunts Gone Wrong

Unfathomable for me too.

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on MrCapnNate's Heaven666 2013 Family Photo...

I am to the side of a pair of beautiful tits painted like the Canadian flag crowned with the huge head of a smiley dog... I'm in heaven! (I may have a new paraphilia now)

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to CrawdaddySupreme's comment on Heaven666 2013 Family Photo...

I fapped to this comment. HAHAHAHA!

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2 years ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to slider69's comment on Heaven666 2013 Family Photo...

Which one you two is Superdeath?

heaven666 2013 family photo
2 years ago
yourshrink replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Loyalty

Very true, with humans its always a give & take situation.

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2 years ago
Souder replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Science Saved My Soul

Most excellent AP. Plus.

science saved my soul
2 years ago

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