TheAscendentPilgrim
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(05 Jun 2011)
Last visit:6 days ago
Country:Mexico
Hometown:Puebla, Mexico
After a period of inactivity finally I come here to have a bit of fun. Things have changed though...

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TheAscendentPilgrim commented on satansfavorite666's Cotton candy making at Ciqikou, Chongqing, China

The shit we do for money...

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1 week ago
Ruskinsman replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on One of my greatest fears in life

Kind of ironic to beat it to a myth about the origins of a man's blindness, don't you think?

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2 weeks ago
zebtilton replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on One of my greatest fears in life

Aww, shit man....you caught me.

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2 weeks ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on JollyRogArrh's Metro Train Slamming Into SUV Houston Texas

What a stupid asshole... Common sense is the least common of senses.

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2 weeks ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Ruskinsman's comment on One of my greatest fears in life

I fapped.

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2 weeks ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to RandallFlagg's comment on One of my greatest fears in life

We are talking snakes here, not discussing sexual foreplay...

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2 weeks ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to zebtilton's comment on One of my greatest fears in life

"In there?" INSIDE YOUR BUTT?!

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2 weeks ago
mrcapnnate replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Celebrity 3-way

Fuck that, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and everyone else on the site pushing...

4 weeks ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on ecorock's Celebrities

This sir is an excellent social (fapper) service!... Thank you!

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4 weeks ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on WartEncrustedDong's Who's Out There?

Nebulae look like my cum.

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4 weeks ago
Iraqvet replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Celebrity 3-way

If you have never seen her in that, its ass,vag, and tits like 200 times..Just nakedness...She isn't bashful at all...Keep in mind, the plot is umm, pretty twisted...

4 weeks ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Iraqvet's comment on Celebrity 3-way

I need to watch that. I loved her in "Franklyn" as Emilia with her low tone voice, alcoholism and pure simple misanthropy. Rawr!!!

4 weeks ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to mrcapnnate's comment on Celebrity 3-way

I know... I am fucking sick! Please help!

4 weeks ago
Iraqvet replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Celebrity 3-way

Love Eva in The Dreamers..

4 weeks ago
mrcapnnate replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Celebrity 3-way

I would rather stick my dick in a bag of broken glass than Kristen Stewart...

4 weeks ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on p1juize's Celebrity 3-way

Kirsten Stewart and Jena Malone for the young trio. For the mature one, Jennifer Connely and Eva Green.

1 month ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on Shawno72's What is your favorite beer?

In order from least to most favorite: Negra Modelo, Killians, Blue Moon, Shocktop, Bitburger and the lovely Franziskaner Dunkel!

7 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Injured Egyptian Brotherhood Caught With Fake Wound

Surely all of that fake blood staining the ground, the ominous armored vehicles and hopelessly shattered buildings are all cheap machinations of some extreme islamist group...

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8 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Injured Egyptian Brotherhood Caught With Fake Wound

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ZCgsh5HfctQ"; frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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8 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on friendlygarfield's Injured Egyptian Brotherhood Caught With Fake Wound

Hey! This shit was also staged:
http://youtube.com/watch/…

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8 months ago
Misterinsignificant replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Somali pirates get their asses handed to them

Jack Black is a pussy.

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9 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Auroravfim's comment on Ready for the truth?

Liquor helps... (rampant sarcasm!)

11 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on Ferris's Strips Clubs

40 degrees...

12 months ago
dirtymary replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Post relationship friendship - possible or not?

Good advice...hard to stick to however.

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on Smashing's How did you discover...

I was introduced to it by one of my best friends. He wanted me to see Two girls one cup. I stayed thanks to the hilarious comments of the members and decided a year later to make an account.

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to olympicFapper's comment on H666 family?

But cooler than fucking Facebook in any case. ;)

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on dirtymary's Post relationship friendship - possible or not?

I think a cool off period is needed. It helps get over any grudge that created the dissolution in the first place. For me it usually takes 3 or 4 years of complete severance of the relation and then you are ready to resume whatever is left if that is your desire. I wouldn't recommend to stay in contact for the immediate time lapse after the problem.

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on SMASHING's What is your number?

19. But only truly loved 5 of them.

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on jules's Tell us the dirt.

Demi Lovato in her video Skyscraper. Turns me the hell on! She keeps on moaning the whole damned video singing about how a bastard like me broke her heart! It makes me remember some of my ex-girlfriends. Gotta love fucked up relationships...

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on How do theists explain suffering

I am sure many members have heard or read the latin phrase: "Deus ex Machina". It refers to Deism: God outside the machine.

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on How do theists explain suffering

This, for me, made me rethink my own idea of the world and the reasons behind things and filled me with a sense of personal responsibility for my own happiness. Since then I try not to rely on God, of whom I cannot prove or deny his existence, for my own tranquility and try not to blame him for the evil in the world... after all, he only helps those who help themselves. I hope you find this interesting and decide to investigate further in it.

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on How do theists explain suffering

The book and chapter quoted, for those interested, is: Ideas of the Great Philosophers, Part 4: Philosophy of Religion.

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on How do theists explain suffering

"The Deists, while accepting the belief of Monotheism in one God, and the emphasis of Theism upon a personal God as creator of the Universe, view God as outside of the World which He has created. For the Deist, God is completely transcendent, lacking immanence in the World, and hence is the antithesis of the Pantheist Deity. According to Deists, God, having created the Universe so that it functions thereafter as a machine governed by its laws (of nature), divorced himself from the world and merely contemplates it from beyond as a disinterested bystander, or "absentee" deity, who neither heeds prayer nor chooses to perform miracles. God did all that he planned, rendered the world capable of self-perpetuation on the basis of natural law, gave man intelligence to understand and control nature and to detect in nature the creative activity of the divine power. In these activities man finds happiness, without interference by God, who HELPS THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES." -William S. and Mabel Lewis Sahakian.

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on How do theists explain suffering

...affect it as he wills. The Deist God, as a contrast, divorced himself from his creation. I stumbled upon this magnificent philosophy of religion a few years back when I read the following description of Deism:

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on hardparty69's How do theists explain suffering

I was mildly raised as a believer and have had the chance to explore different veins of religious thought along the road. I have read many points of view in this thread which either a) try to conciliate the idea of omniscience and omnipotence with the existence of evil in the World by introducing the concept of free will and the desire or mission of man to become perfect, or b) deny the existence of God given the fact that evil exists... I respect them because at one time or another I have also had those same thoughts as well. I, however, fail to read any "Deist" approach to the problem, approach which could fill many unanswered voids of the subject. My suspicion is that most of the members have been taught to follow or afterwards convinced to reject the Theist God. The main difference between Theism and Deism lies in the relationship between God and his creation. The Theist God (the God of Abrahamic religions) is immanent, this means He has an active role in the development of creation and can, at anytime..

12 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to zipper's comment on Three questions

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Cheers!

1 year ago
zipper replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Three questions

1.no
2.to drink alcoholic beverages
3.stop over thinking it

1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on absynthe9's Three questions

1. Has the Universe a purpose? (This is a simple yes / no question but I would be willing to risk it because the remaining two questions would depend on it)
2. What is my purpose?
3. Continues the consciousness to develop after physical death?
If no. 1 is a no then there would be no point in asking the remaining two. I would proceed then to forget about morality and have lots of unhealthy fun.
If it turns out that it is a yes then bloody hell! I would be so happy of becoming a deterministic gear in this immense clockwork or so happy of accepting my role as an organic cell in this unfathomable sentient being called the Universe.

1 year ago
SpaceInvader replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Ok guys do you like anal or vaginal sex better?

If you want to know how this story finally ended watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gyP1bzlvEs

1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to olympicFapper's comment on Ok guys do you like anal or vaginal sex better?

Pweeeaasssee? Can you tell us pweeeaaaseee about the jar story? Perhaps it was something like this:
http://bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/…

1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheDunwichWhore's comment on Ok guys do you like anal or vaginal sex better?

One needs a cock for anal sex??!! :3

1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on Cosmofuck's Ok guys do you like anal or vaginal sex better?

Both. It depends on the mood. Romantic atmospheres go better with vaginal... Pleasurable pain goes better with anal.

1 year ago
antbiggy replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on What was your first car?

Good luck withe the electrics on that! Funnily, Im shamefully driving a 2006 clio..... the 1.4 version...... It is just a stop gap but cannot wait to be rid of it. Only till July. Damn miss my Volvo T5

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on xtc4aqt69's What was your first car?

Grey 2006 Renault Megane. Excellent safety features in those cars! Not so very good fuel efficiency I have to admit. Very fun cars!

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on RazeCrusher's Moments to remember...

Congratulations Razecrusher! There's a saying in my country that goes "One has had a plenty life if one has done the three following: Plant a tree, write a book, and have a kid" You've certainly are well on track!

1 year ago
artemny replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Marble machine chronicle

I don't [cough cough] :O|

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to ArtemNY's comment on Marble machine chronicle

Correction: "like we all do"... :)

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on 2ndhand4u's What would you do?

After wildly masturbating and finally finding out the differences between the orgasm's of each sex I would stare stupidly smelling my fingers.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on Taintedsoul's Alcohol vs weed

Alcohol... I dislike the distorted sense of time that weed gives you. I have done some pretty stupid shit under the ethilic influence though.

1 year ago
McMurphy replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Third circle of hell

The last Boss Monster

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1 year ago
SlicKx666 replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

Great movie... best of the series.

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1 year ago
aSirensLoveLife replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

Meow! :D

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to aSirensLoveLife's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

INBOX NOW!!! [Animalistic horny howl] ;)

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1 year ago
aSirensLoveLife replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

I see someone is getting lucky tonight! ... or is he hinting that he has a small dick? lets hope for the first one

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to mattamus's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

Oh great! You are going to give a blow job! Atta'boy!

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1 year ago
friendlygarfield replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Zimbabwean government bank balance 'down to $217'

it is something we never want to think about = it is a crossroads we will face but never really want to cross

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on friendlygarfield's Zimbabwean government bank balance 'down to $217'

I wonder what will become of South Africa when its unity symbol (Mandela) finally passes away...

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1 year ago
mattamus replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

[image]and here is a little something for you!

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on TheDunwichWhore's Death's Head Hawk Moth

"Clarice Starling delivered the paper to the night duty officer and fell into her grateful bed... On the swarming dark she saw the moth's wise little face. Those glowing eyes had looked at Buffalo Bill.
Out of the cosmic hangover the Smithsonian leaves came her last thought: Over this odd world, this half the world that's dark now, I have to hunt a thing that lives in tears..." -Thomas Harris, The Silence of the Lambs-

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to mattamus's comment on Death's Head Hawk Moth

Yes, yes it is... here's a cookie! Atta'boy!

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1 year ago
lowwoefulowl commented on TheAscendentPilgrim's Young Dictators

Someone must have loved them (at the least didn't starve, drown or hang a one) since all made the cut to History.
Most of the comments here seem to me to amount to just so much pop-psychological dribble. Look at any number of recent photos of anonymous children: There They Are.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to BloodOfVlad's comment on 10 torturous methods of execution

Well, one has to admit that without your contribution Europe would have been part of the Ottoman Empire.

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1 year ago
RIGHT AND EXACT replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Stunts Gone Wrong

"...what will become of the human race?..."

Pilgrim they've been asking that question forever.

I don't know...I just hope and pray that it doesn't get any worse than it already is.

And tell your country men that just because Americans do it...it doesn't make it cool. Please do not follow in our footsteps!

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to RIGHT AND EXACT's comment on Stunts Gone Wrong

Yes. Probably shit loads of payment. HA! Humor aside, I can understand the daredevil desire of the guys you described. What it is sad for me is to witness first hand that there are even copies of these copies in my country... few things are as shameful as watching "people" from the third world imitating the dumbest features of the first. Damn! And they are fertile... what will become of the human race?

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1 year ago
Chleda replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Headbang fail...Fat ass mosh pit.

who is also her cousin...

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Risen's comment on Forces of Nature

I can lyao!!! With my dick.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to WonkyDonkey's comment on Headbang fail...Fat ass mosh pit.

by her father......

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1 year ago
EyeballPate replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Brazil night club fire

That or the flaming gayness. (I apologize to all my LGBT friends. They deserve better than to be compared to Great White.)

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to EyeballPate's comment on Brazil night club fire

HOLY SHIT! Just watched them on Youtube. I wonder if the dozens of spray bottles they used contributed to the fire!

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Kaya47's comment on Did you know?

I am sure we can do better than that! Lets get "exponential" on our cocks!

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to EyeballPate's comment on Did you know?

Holy shit! Manny Pacquiao!

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1 year ago
EyeballPate replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Brazil night club fire

DON'T DO IT!!! YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!!!

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1 year ago
EyeballPate replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Did you know?

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on mysocksdontmatch's One night stands

Hot damn! I wouldn't sue her for the cutting, I would sue her for not giving me her phone number!!!!!!

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Brazil night club fire

I forgot to add that this practice is awful.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on NewMotherFucker's Brazil night club fire

It is not unusual in facilities run by negligent managers to block the emergency exits to prevent the entrance of non-paying persons.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to ecorock's comment on Brazil night club fire

I had to Google that... now I have to pirate their songs.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to BillyBasstard's comment on Did you know?

And pirate chinese babies...

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1 year ago
RIGHT AND EXACT replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Stunts Gone Wrong

CrawdaddySupreme and TheAScendentPilgrim

Growing up in New York...yeah we had daredevil guys that would subway surf (ride on top of subway cars) or ride on top of elevators in the projects....but those guys were RARE and everyone knew they were slightly bonkers - the kind of guys that would do ANYTHING on a dare just for street cred.

Seldom if ever were they violent, never robbed anyone, never carried hardware but were just reckless throw caution to the wind cats that liked when people pointed at them in the streets and in school and whispered their shenanigans in hushed tones.

But THIS shit? Depicted in THIS clip? Noooooooooooooooo this is some extra shit and I believe it really does come from watching to much TV and video games and blurring fantasy with reality.

back in the day if by chance someone did wind up in one of these situations and excaped? They breathed a sigh of relief...their legend was made and they NEVER did it again.

Jumping off a roof top onto your buddy laying on a table...sheeeeesh.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to RIGHT AND EXACT's comment on Stunts Gone Wrong

Unfathomable for me too.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on MrCapnNate's Heaven666 2013 Family Photo...

I am to the side of a pair of beautiful tits painted like the Canadian flag crowned with the huge head of a smiley dog... I'm in heaven! (I may have a new paraphilia now)

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to CrawdaddySupreme's comment on Heaven666 2013 Family Photo...

I fapped to this comment. HAHAHAHA!

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to slider69's comment on Heaven666 2013 Family Photo...

Which one you two is Superdeath?

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1 year ago
yourshrink replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Loyalty

Very true, with humans its always a give & take situation.

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1 year ago
Souder replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Science Saved My Soul

Most excellent AP. Plus.

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1 year ago
treeshaka replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Big Gun

I sure as hell hope so......i mean uh......well.....ha ha......just kidding......oh my.....

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1 year ago
Wagingwetard replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Loyalty

Is uninterested love what it's called when your just smiling and nodding as you are trying to watching something on tv, bit she keep talking to you? If so, I'm good at it too..

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1 year ago
WonkyDonkey replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Loyalty

Did you mean unconditional??? Ahh I'm interested. Eeyore.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on ecorock's Loyalty

Only animals are capable of providing uninterested love.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on ecorock's Big Gun

Perhaps the "Grow your cock" advertisings are not so farfetched.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to enc0gnito's comment on A lifetime together (Eddy & Marc)

Fucking 2008 was indeed an awful year worldwide... I remember witnessing half of the company for which I work for being fired...

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to ding's comment on A lifetime together (Eddy & Marc)

Fucked up humor! I like! LOL.

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1 year ago
TheAscendentPilgrim commented on PseudoNhymm's Science Saved My Soul

This is a great post. Although it is troublesome for me still to accept the idea of the non-existence of God, I can grasp the feeling of the person speaking. I am myself immersed in an internal battle between determinism and chaos. In the former you have purpose but no freedom, in the latter you have freedom but no destiny. And sometimes the system makes me worry about despicable things such as money...

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1 year ago
skene replied to TheAscendentPilgrim's comment on Unusual Balkan rituals

In the Balkans, the most beautiful girls in the world, a mix of Mediterranean and Central European girl. This draft video is shit, it never happened, not even in the past

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1 year ago
Auroravfim commented on TheAscendentPilgrim's Young Dictators along with LoneSunflower and Slappy669

Fidel Castro, someone joked around about giving him a Galápagos tortoise, and that he would out live it.

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1 year ago
Slimnasty commented on TheAscendentPilgrim's Young Dictators along with susat and Maxximus

wow if the us had pictures of its leaders when they were young all you would see is feilds of niggers and cotton in the background

young dictators
1 year ago

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