Seriously dude. That shits a joke. Occasional tornado? Nearly a century ago. Dude needs to go compare those damages to everywhere in the US. Flash flood? We pray for rain. Hail? That shit is free ice from the sky.

Which is why I am glad I was born and raised in the valley of the sun. The only natural disasters here is summertime.

to a certain age, color or culture. Get your head out of your macho sheep ass and realize your sweet neighbor may be harboring some deep issues that seeps out of the crack after a mental breakdown. Nothing is for certain and nothing is forever, not in peace, not in war, not in life nor death. Your naivete is pathetic.

Four guys break and enter your home, your wife/significant other tells you someone broke in. You hurry a scream come out of your teenage daughters room. You run to investigate. You confront the intruders. You try to use your fists against their fists but you are out numbered and out muscled in the confines of a little room. They beat the shit out of you and your son to proceed rape your daughter and wife/significant other in front of both of you and you can't do a thing. Your son mouths off to them and they choke him to death. They steal all your valuables and leave you all tied up and degraded. Your shattered perfect life and bloodied white picket fence family looks at you in wretched disapointment bscause what you preached about cowardice and how real men trusts his fists and how a gun at home is pointless. Don't you wish you had a gun now? This doesn't happen in Holland though. I got news for you buddy, no matter where you live there is disgusting fact that evil lives in all of us and it isn't restricted

So girls exit when your kid exits? Am I reading this wrong or did you misspell something twice in the same sentence without a period?

I never thought about that but you could be on to something.

Psstt.. Fapper...one bit the bait so far.^

I will not take advice from a bunch of fucking old dehydrated fruits!

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(That shit was nostalgic by the way.)

Most dogs are for that matter.

I wish I cared enough to gape the holes in your argument.

I'll just simply ask you questions til you fuck yourself or me.

Why is a news paper more credible than fox news?

Why wouldn't someone need a gun to protect themselves from someone who is possibly going to kill them with a gun or with any weapon for that matter?

Are most crimes committed with illegal/stolen/unregistered guns or registered guns by responsible civilians?

Why isn't the 2nd amendment needed today?

I don't get it.

Well I don't know enough about them to argue if a gun that was made around ww2 is reliable enough to take on the range right off the bat. I also don't know enough to take it apart and know what kind of irregularities I would be looking for.

I was saying the unavailability of ammunition is smelly. I chose the word smelly because people refer to smle rifles as smelly instead of them saying s m l e and it just sounds like it anyway. Ahhhh Google the the correlation I ruined that joke. *sigh*

For sure. I wouldn't want that shit to fail in my face. That could be a bolt in my skull.

That is just smelly. (I know a bad pun)

Shame your dog killed him because that's what cats do when they really love you, they bring you gifts in the only way they know how.

That is so fucking funny and relevant as this a t post and I have been obsessed with watching all of the Spiderman cartoons recently. My favorites are from the 60s and 80s.

Don't get discouraged as they all aren't like that. With a little direction and information you could've had that pissy python acting like a puppy. Pm me if you are ever in the market for another snake. I could help pick out the right species or just share some of my tactics.

Get a couple of cats or find a wild snake big enough for the job and introduce it to the squirrel hole.

Fuck!!! The nagant was going to be my precious! It seems I'm too late.

Definitely feasible especially if you feed live. That is called cage aggression. My bp gets the same way at night, it gets in the strike position but never strikes just relaxes or goes back to hiding. It doesn't strike because I don't hesitate in my movements and it recognizes my confidence, scent and generally learned when it really is feeding time.

When I feed it I leave the rat to thaw out next to it's cage to "scent the room". Then I get a cup of warm water, put the rat in an open bag in the water but not letting the rat get wet. At that point she is usually watching me do all this already. Then I wash my hands in cold water and soap, get my hemostats and make that rat zombie dance to tease and entice her. Been doing that for the past two years and she is used to the routine so that helps in me not getting bit. You didn't ask for all that but take it as it's there already. :)

That reminds of an account on one of the forums I use to frequent. This guy that has 500+ tarantulas and true spiders had a few escapees. One of which being a full grown male obt. One of the other members comments I will never forget as it made me laugh so hard. " O.O The obt is the only tarantula I'd use a gun on if it escaped". (Only someone familiar with the obt will find the humor).

Oh man. There is going to be quite a few people mad at you for introducing me to this. :)

I love communal arachnids. My bark scorpion community was great fun.

Well mainly because I had a rediculous amount at one point.
Here is a list of all of which I have had.
-2 mesobuthus martensii aka chinese armor tail
-1 anuroctonus phaiodactylus aka mafia scorpion
-50ish centruroides sculpturatus aka Arizona bark scorpion
-7 hoffemanis spinigerus aka devil scorpion
-8 paruroctonus boreus aka northern scorpion
-15 pandinus imperator aka emperor scorpion
-1 heterometrus laoticus aka Vietnam forest scorpion
-1 parabuthus liosoma aka African black tipped scorpion

I only have the last 3 species now and half the amount of emperors. One of my friends adopted over here adopted them. I gave him their enclosures and everything.

I also have crested geckos, a ball python, a sulcata tortoise, A LOT of fish, a millipede, 2 hissing roaches, 4 cats, 3 dogs and an other worldly beautiful, hyper active, genius child that gets into everything and is fearless. You can probably see why I had to downgrade. :)

That shit makes me laugh every time I read or see it. It's very fitting as they readily rear up at anything, even a camera. Most the pics I see of them is of their giant fangs too.

Mine use to be so pissy but now it won't even take cover or get in defense mode if it's out and I have to move it's enclosure or do some maintenance.

They are really a beautiful orange and their feet are a really pretty shimmering blue. A must have in every collection.

I remember some people keeping pokies in small groups but to tell you the truth I've never heard social spiders. Of what species is that? I'm genuinely interested.

Ease of care
Don't take much room
Entertaining
Build beautiful webs that make great decorations
Cuddle with you when you sleep

No they are not mine. I only have an obt and an acanthoscurria brocklehursti that I've had for about a year and a half. I got them at the size of a dime and quarter and now they are the same size as eachother and as big as my palm.
After I find someone to adopt my emperor scorpions, northern scorpion and my niece takes her crested gecko I will have room to add a few off the list though.

Oh and yes there is a lot missing from the list. Too many.

All the old world (those from continents outside of the U.S) tarantulas' venom can do some serious damage especially if you're allergic. I think that's the "species" they might have been referring to.

Most ts are defensive at different levels. Defensive as in it will protect it's parameter. There is two tarantulas that are the definition of aggressive though and should be avoided. Aggressive as in they will literally chase you around the room or out of the forest until it rips your face off. Ok well it couldn't possibly rip your face off but you get the idea. Those two are the stromatopelma calceatum aka feather leg baboon tarantula and the haplopelma hainanum aka chinese black earth tiger. Those two are both old world tarantulas.

Nice. I only have an obt and an a.brocklehursti. I've been slowly downgrading my scorpion section to bring in some more ts. The prolific, web architects are the ones that really catch my eye.

Speaking of that link (lampropelma violaceopes), did you ever get that "confirmed" female for that rediculous price?

It didn't make sense at all, so confused. Can you download a better translation software to communicate with us?

Did they die at the end? I really hope so.

Ochill can find Dr. Maclain and John Lennon knows where to find Dr. Robert. I'd contact them ASAP.

*authentic DW stamp of creepy approval*

Go see Dr. Myron MacLain or Dr. Robert.

"Nope Killer Love ONLY her Mother, the never love a Mother of her own child's."

What the fuck did you just write?

They'll learn to love each other.
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Damn those turtles do it like us! They are using a variation of the reverse cowgirl!
(Revised comment for people who want to split hairs and neg)

Damn that is so fucked. l o l

You can't forget about these caring mothers.

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-51yOCndlfyw/T3uzm1NzSQI/…

Raise the roof Danny! Woot woot!

Don't mind me.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pdAjQ9eCKIo/UPvdDEkMbHI/…

Yeah because we all know he isn't reeeaally Garfield.

Maybe he can come out of character and shed some light on this. Or maybe I should just join him and become grumpy cat.

Fkb! Do you see what I see in #6?

You're not the only one.

I also dont get why FG uses - and = instead of commas and periods. Also he refers to himself as me instead of I (me wants, me likes etc.). Most of all what I don't get is why does a grown man pretend to be a cat on an adult website?

These are all things I'm sure most of us have wondered.

Or is it Kip Dynamite? Either way ith tho gay.

Forest's gay brother Skip Gump.

She writes better lyrics than little wayne already.

That's how you get dickslapped by me around here. Look at all the members walking around with black eyes. That's not from my fists.

I wouldn't call this a battle. It's an improv jam session. Something I can truly appreciate.

And Jesus played a harmonica.

Just push that little thing in the right corner that says delete on both of your comments you messed up on and problem solved. Don't tell anyone else about it though. It's our secret.

You'll be surprised the amount of people that haven't served that think like that.

I would die for the literacy of humankind. Ur's?! What the fuck is that? Yours! Yours! Yours! Only one extra button push, it's not hard Mr. Army man.

I'll stab her with my dick for your life.

Cyaegha to be precise.

I am immortal so this doesn't apply to me.

I call staged. This stupid harlem shake has played out and to death that these idiots had to take it to the next level of stupid. Nobody can be moronic enough to actually leave an open gas container next to an open fire....I'd like to think anyway.

She can take some beer through her ear but I bet she draws the line at anal sex and cum bubbles.

Sounds like a case of a habitual liar.

1. Old school parkour.
2. Just an everyday small town meat shop.
3. Normal teenagers room that listens to Manson.
4. My cousin It and me at the barber shop for our first haircuts.
5. H.O.A violation pictorial evidence for fines.
6. Just another Vietnam soldier blinded by an explosion.
7. My mask to save face for today.
8. My daughter got a hold of the spray cans again, damnit.
9. The lazy boy recliner that was stolen out of my garage months ago. I want it back!
10. Actually a painting.
11. Just her shadow in the reflection. Everyone has one right?
12. Fucking peeping toms. That little girl is just trying to tell her parents the new neighbor is staring again.

Cute upload W.E.D.

Isn't this from Family Guy?

Tdog and Dale had me laughing like a stoned hyena sipping nyquil.

I am definitely going to share this video with a few people I believe are stuck in default thinking settings.

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Shhh...neg.

(Add pointless negs and ironic negs to the list, also the just because neg, and the phantom negger neg.)

They would have been fucked! There is no weed!

I like the way you think. Neg!!!

This gives me hope that one day I could print out a Belladonna pocket pussy.

Maybe if you had bought that penis pump I wouldn't need to ask for anal so much now would I?

He's impotent. We've been trying for years.

Our babies would look better! I mean look at these avatars we have.

Ughhh..but then again everything reminds me of La Bamba. RICHIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *pwooww bwoow bow pwooow wooww bwowww pwooww*

This reminds me of La Bamba because the older brother rode an older motorcycle.

Welllllll.......we did evolve from........ :P

( Just kidding, murder just increases the paranoia which in turn increases stress which in turn just makes you murder again.)

I load a fat bowl in the bubbler and smoke it while watching my fish swim about and listen to the flow of water from one of the filters, play some guitar, jog, skate, have a nice sweaty hard fuck, exercise or just jack off.

I sharpen my knives then throw them at bums under the bridge at bum park.

It's not about them being smart enough. It's them scared of asking something so they word it so you have to make it easier on them and making you say it. If you care about them you'll sympathetically answer the vague question because you know what it means.

How do you know she or I do it for kicks? Do you not ask the specific question to get your specific answer you are seeking on purpose? Has the seeker become the seekee?

Don't you think it's kind of hypocritical to want a specific answer yet you have a problem with having to ask a specific question to get your specific answer?

Are you seeing someone?

I see a lot of people.

What they really want to know but can't ask themselves is "are you fucking someone else".

I am the same way. It saves everyone from confusion and they know exactly how you feel about something.

If you have something to ask man the fuck up and ask bluntly without giving the person an ounce of questioning your question. It's simple. With that kind of person you have to be blunt. You ask a vague question you get a vague answer, you ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer.

I've known too many people that make questions harder than they are. It's not a game, it's meeting someone half way and not expecting them to read your mind.

All the goodies are buried. Dig mothafucka dig!

Come on people let's all sing along now...
"Nothing lasts forever in the cold November rain".

It's funny how some people need to go to college and hear a lecture to figure these things out while I was a child dealing with these realities.

You do know we all are animals right?

Motherfucker, where is Right and Exact when you need him?

Holyfield can relate.

I'm surprised Bronsin's prison pocket didn't make an appearance.

I say the guillotine and public executions needs to make a come back!

What the fuck are smiling about?! Your haircut sucks.

Oh yeah sorry I forgot embed codes are pointless now without the advanced mode.

(Here's a full link)
http://www.heaven666.org/vagina-bubbles-68981.php

I wonder who would win. This upload's bubble girl or Cm's bubble girl.

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Wow. This was hilariously fucking stupid. Nice editing btw. I wish my computer didn't crash so I could join in.

Canada underage or United States underage?

This reminds me it's feeding week for my python.

Right. Good looking out. This means you can link a pic of a prolapse because it looks like the reporters voice came out of it and you won't have to worry about being banned for putting a nsfw image in a sfw upload.

"See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that’s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he’s a millionaire"