I AM THE JOEKENORER!
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wickedsmilee replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Bangledesh Brutality

word

bangledesh brutality
04:15
17 hours ago
clifford17257 replied to TheJoekenorer's comment on Mom has had it

my little man's 8 and if you haven't been in an autistic class wouldn't understand what you're talking about I totally understand what you meant. thank you for sharing all that it takes a great parent to share

mom has had it
01:39
20 hours ago
inkedpirate commented on thejoekenorer's Bangledesh Brutality along with RebelSouldier, EyeballPate, Syshost, mjrERekshun and 12 other people

all i saw was a bunch of Muslims getting the crap kicked out of them. Looks like Bangladesh doesnt take any crap from them! Guess we wont be seeing any "peaceful" DEATH TO BANGLADESH muslim marches like we saw in Britain.

bangledesh brutality
04:15
1 day ago
thejoekenorer replied to mattamus's comment on Bangledesh Brutality

I wish it would comedown to this, we could at least see and fight our enemy. U.S. would rather defame and attack us legally and financially because it's effective, invisible, and can be done with complete impunity.

bangledesh brutality
04:15
2 days ago
CountFlatula commented on thejoekenorer's Bangledesh Brutality

We should send Westboro Baptist Church over there.

bangledesh brutality
04:15
2 days ago
thejoekenorer uploaded Bangledesh Brutality
bangledesh brutality
04:15
2 days ago
brohamn replied to thejoekenorer's comment on The vape craze

Yeah I wont buy shit from China. Thanks for the info Joek

the vape craze
2 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to electricalalchemy's comment on The vape craze

''A fool is soon parted with his money.'' Don't be a fool, and your wallet will be fine.

the vape craze
2 days ago
electricalalchemy replied to thejoekenorer's comment on The vape craze

that opens many doors, and causes hemorrhaging of the wallet.

the vape craze
2 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to vwslimjimvw's comment on Husband is Home!!

I was talking about the guy climbing out the window, lol.

husband is home
01:26
3 days ago
BigFireWes replied to thejoekenorer's comment on The vape craze

Same here, charged the batt, filled the tank, smoked my last Marlboro southern cut, tossed my dip can, and just kept goin. I feel great now!

the vape craze
3 days ago
vwslimjimvw replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Husband is Home!!

jesus flava flav leads tha way! lol.

husband is home
01:26
3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to thejoekenorer's comment on The vape craze

thanks you two (badger and joeker ) will read up more before i get anything new - this one did not come low cost - and not just health wise

the vape craze
3 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to friendlygarfield's comment on The vape craze

You got a high nic liquid that looks like it was made in China. Shop around and educate yourself about vaping, FG. I would say it was the liquid and/or device, not the method.

the vape craze
3 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to BigFireWes's comment on The vape craze

I went from 2 packs of black and milds a day to nothing the day I got mine.

the vape craze
3 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to brohamn's comment on The vape craze

About 43 carcinogens less.

the vape craze
3 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to Demonoid's comment on The vape craze

That's the key.

the vape craze
3 days ago
Demonoid replied to thejoekenorer's comment on The vape craze

all regular ecigs are a combination of vegetable glycerin and propylene glycol, the only way to get specifically VG only juice is when you go fancy with tanks and clearomizers/refillable cartomizers

the vape craze
3 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to deaddog's comment on The vape craze

And get Vegetable Glycol flavor liquids, the Propylene Glycol ones are toxic and can cause lipid neumonia. Usually PG is from China and a little cheaper than VG. Still, all in all worth it over cigarettes.

the vape craze
3 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to vwslimjimvw's comment on Husband is Home!!

Exactly what this guy just said.

husband is home
01:26
3 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Death sentence for drug mule

We all have to start somewhere.

3 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to devilstones's comment on Diplomats harass cyclist on Roper street

Danny Glover is the greatest actor ever.

diplomats harass cyclist on roper street
3 days ago
thejoekenorer commented on friendlygarfield's Girl Breakdancing On Soda Can

Hope she does well enough to at least pay for the damage on that floor.

girl breakdancing on soda can
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4 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to Wagingwetard's comment on 10 of the cutest endangered species

What's Richard Pryor got to do with this?

10 of the cutest endangered species
4 days ago
thejoekenorer replied to WeVe's comment on Funny Street Art.

A chance.

funny street art
1 week ago
thejoekenorer commented on catalin's Added a new category

Videography as well, perhaps at one point?

1 week ago
thejoekenorer replied to brohamn's comment on How a virus invades the body.

The body's immune system gets stronger the more it's used.

how a virus invades the body
1 week ago
mrcapnnate replied to thejoekenorer's comment on The Last Supper

Get in line...

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1 week ago
thejoekenorer commented on turdusmcflurdus's Girls and guns

That's what happens when you're thinking more about posing than preparing.

girls and guns
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1 week ago
thejoekenorer commented on Jander78's Creepy Ventriloquist Pictures

I bet the ones with black dolls had a hilarious routine.

creepy ventriloquist pictures
1 week ago
thejoekenorer replied to mrcapnnate's comment on The Last Supper

I crave your tongue.

the last supper 34
1 week ago
devilstones replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Space Oddity

http://rlv.zcache.com/with_great_mustache_comes_gr…

space oddity
1 week ago
camp89 replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Space Oddity

Absolutely.

space oddity
1 week ago
CountFlatula replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Space Oddity

That was the same thing I said about my ex-wife.

space oddity
1 week ago
thejoekenorer commented on GlitterAndTrauma's Space Oddity

The beardless mustache ruined the whole thing for me.

space oddity
1 week ago
thejoekenorer commented on deaddog's Cloud jump

That was a pretty thick cloud. Must have been a surreal experience to see it suddenly open up at the bottom.

cloud jump
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1 week ago
thejoekenorer replied to WonkyDonkey's comment on Cloud jump

Don't ever make the mistake of thinking it's going to help you stay awake.

cloud jump
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1 week ago
thejoekenorer commented on TheDunwichWhore's Even killers

Ed Gein loved his mother so much that he cut out her vagina, spray painted it gold, and kept it in a shoebox under his bed.

even killers
1 week ago
thejoekenorer replied to BillyBasstard's comment on Looks a bit breezy

+1 for finding the transcript.

looks a bit breezy
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1 week ago
thejoekenorer replied to deaddog's comment on Elephant charge...in reverse...

Looks pretty light for native.

elephant charge in reverse
1 week ago
thejoekenorer commented on brazilbilly's The Last Supper

Fap looks like William Murderface.

the last supper 34
1 week ago
thejoekenorer replied to mattamus's comment on Vintage pics of LSD induced drawings

That's what my friend kept calling them 'family connection', I don't know much about those people, just that they had a big fat crystal that you'd either do a thumb print off of or they'd rub it across some blotter paper. My largest dose was my first dose, 4 1/2 hits of some white on white. Tripped from Friday night til Sunday afternoon, but was completely tired of it about 8 hours in. Enlightenment indeed, though.

vintage pics of lsd induced drawings
1 week ago
thejoekenorer replied to poro74's comment on The Last Supper

I swear if he fucks up the potatoe salad again I'm turning him in.

the last supper 34
1 week ago
mattamus replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Vintage pics of LSD induced drawings

I was a tour kid and the only way you could get the fam connections was to be printed. I have done pure crystal, but never an actual thumbprint. I have seen a lot of kids while they were spun from such a large dose(5-10k mic range) and they were usually unable to talk for the first few days and the whole deal can last a couple of weeks. My largest singal dose was probably from white mop after a 6 rinse, about 6 days of pure enlightenment.

vintage pics of lsd induced drawings
1 week ago
thejoekenorer replied to Mattamus's comment on Vintage pics of LSD induced drawings

I had the opportunity when I was teenager but pussed out. The people were a new connection we had recently made and it was my first time over there. They said we had to do a thumb print each or no go. It was a no go. I didn't know any of them and didn't even really know where we were at, so I was not going to trip like that over there. My friend nutted up and did one, though. He tripped for two days.

vintage pics of lsd induced drawings
1 week ago
crawdaddysupreme replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Building the Titanic.

Not sure, but they sure as hell scratched shipbuilding off their resumes...

building the titanic
1 week ago
BorisYeltsin replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Perception of war vs the reality

I know it is very hard to stomach. But that's the result of all those pretty pictures of planes over a sunset, or of some artillery piece firing off into the distance. The bombs and shells land on people. Undoubtedly some baddies die. But mostly it's civilians who had nothing to do with the war at all. And if pictures like #7 aren't going to radicalise those who were previously ambivalent I don't know what would.

perception of war vs the reality
1 week ago
thejoekenorer replied to EyeballPate's comment on Perception of war vs the reality

Dead baby pics have been a contentious subject here in the past.

perception of war vs the reality
1 week ago
thejoekenorer commented on WartEncrustedDong's Building the Titanic.

Wonder how these guys felt when they heard about it sinking.

building the titanic
1 week ago
thejoekenorer commented on deaddog's Vintage pics of LSD induced drawings

If it weren't for LSD we wouldn't be on this site, or using a computer the way we do. LSD spearheaded the personal computer and many of the technologies that followed. Steve Wozniak credits it for almost everything he designed.

vintage pics of lsd induced drawings
2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to spaceInvader's comment on Vintage pics of LSD induced drawings

Very true. The LSD molecule acts only as a key that tells the brain to unlock seratonin production. It's just a really specific keyhole that the molecule fits, the entire trip and experience is created by you.

vintage pics of lsd induced drawings
2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to deaddog's comment on What did he think would happen

I'm just teasing.

what did he think would happen
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2 weeks ago
grryan replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Bumpin' Uglies is Unlawful?

That makes me feel funny.

2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to BillyBasstard's comment on My view has forever changed

Of Tom Hanks.

my view has forever changed
2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer commented on deaddog's What did he think would happen

Bullet to the head, not always the fastest way to die.

what did he think would happen
02:50
2 weeks ago
warrenblackhawk replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Bumpin' Uglies is Unlawful?

OMFG My eyes are bleeding.

2 weeks ago
fireman806 replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Bumpin' Uglies is Unlawful?

I'm not falling for it. Will not click the link. Nice try though. Lol.

2 weeks ago
dorkfishstacy replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Bumpin' Uglies is Unlawful?

I knew better than to click on that. Now I need to go gouge my eyes out.

2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to Warrenblackhawk's comment on Bumpin' Uglies is Unlawful?

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2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to Venomous's comment on Seems Legit.

Dude. Dude. They got the best hugs.

seems legit
2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to Jagged's comment on Dumb and dumber yet

I picture it happening like the Brak Show.

dumb and dumber yet
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2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to goodslave4u's comment on Testing a Katana on a deer.

deer

testing a katana on a deer
00:55
2 weeks ago
Captainoblivious33 commented on thejoekenorer's Testing a Katana on a deer.

... Walks away like George W. after "nailing" that public address.

testing a katana on a deer
00:55
2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to morbidmental's comment on Points whoring!

T15 -T25 I used to use regularly on Honda 4 cycle engines.

2 weeks ago
morbidmental replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Points whoring!

Oh shit all I have is torx bit.

2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to morbidmental's comment on Points whoring!

Has to be a philips head.

2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer commented on BillyBasstard's How a virus invades the body.

I came twice, great upload!

how a virus invades the body
2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer commented on f0rtress's Charles Ramsey Interview

He was trolling the fuck out of that news crew.

charles ramsey interview cleveland man that found
2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer commented on cigarmann's Crane Move Fail

It was all over when he lost traction. Once his weight shifted from pulling to pushing, that crumbly fucking ground gave up and those locked up tires suddenly became useless skis.

crane move fail
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2 weeks ago
morbidmental replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Points whoring!

Does any old screwdriver start it up?

2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer commented on morbidmental's Points whoring!

I hear you can win a car.

2 weeks ago
cigarmann replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Cold War Shelter found in a back garden

try this http://fox11online.com/dpp/news/…

cold war shelter found in a back garden
2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer commented on atropos's Cold War Shelter found in a back garden

Awesome that all that stuff is still in mint condition. i'd like to see more of the stuff, as well as inside the shelter.

cold war shelter found in a back garden
2 weeks ago
jimmymac replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Things to try at least once...

I appreciate the heads up dude. I dont know how it works but im telling ya that guy turned into a creep over night. Maybe he was unhinged before, his childhood friends say no but I didnt know him that well.

2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Cool Old Bikes 2

Exciting!

cool old bikes 2
2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to ukfan1986's comment on First 3-D printed gun fired

So that's why you chose your screen name.

first 3 d printed gun fired
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2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to geminye's comment on First 3-D printed gun fired

Melt it.

first 3 d printed gun fired
00:52
2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to balsac's comment on Things to try at least once...

Is that officially called hand gliding, or did it just get coined?

2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to atropos's comment on Things to try at least once...

http://heaven666.org/mother-loses-baby-in-motorcyc…

2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to ecorock's comment on Things to try at least once...

I watched my two destroy a vagina. Interesting sight, but bizarre when compared to other creatures births. Excreting a 5-9 pound live, writhing, slick, mini cabbage patch doll being without it's clothes on. Took me a few months to attach to them like humans because they were such a strange thing to behold, but they're the center of my life now.


ProTip: Cut the cord from the top or get a sleeve full of cord blood. There's usually a lot.

2 weeks ago
ht4956 replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Things to try at least once...

Yeah, I was on the Enterprise.

2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to ht4956's comment on Things to try at least once...

Dude, you were in Desert Fox, too?

2 weeks ago
thejoekenorer replied to jimmymac's comment on Things to try at least once...

When people who do acid say to try it at least once, they really do mean just once, and in a safe, calm, friendly environment. Dublin house party sounds like a place to NOT to be tripping balls for the first time, but someone getting permanently fried from tripping their first time? He had to of been tripping really fucking hard, and even then the damage wouldn't be permanent, he'd eventually come to, to some degree.

2 weeks ago
Wagingwetard replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Cool Old Bikes 2

Damnit my ghetto side is always trying to reveal itself.. I did find a chariot clip though.. not as cool as I imagined, but with SHOULD pads, a spear, and some lions I think we have a hit.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0IvODuq5hc

cool old bikes 2
2 weeks ago

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