fun with your balls

diplomats or not fuck you bastard learn how to drive on real roads, you're not in your country dirt roads you bastard!

both pinheads lol

LMFAO soo good LOL

well that got her fat ass to get up and do something, good guys!

is laughing my ass out noise while you try to fuck me with that micro dick- for ya?????

she should have injected some sweet & sour sauce too, this way her tear would be tasty

the jazzy music made me think this was another Cosby episode hahahaha

ooh soo close, they could have had mexican for lunch today (i think)

get the fuckin raid!!!!

LOL go ahead and try that in the hood lol they bust a cap on yo ass lol

all of a sudden i hear the bodyguard theme song playing LOL what a quif lol

camera man sucks, anyways, ooooh so close!!! too bad, next time maybe :D

yay i'm on this one!!

yeap didn't make the cut this year again....oh well..

walk it off sheep, walk it off

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so close!!!! his pretty white dress would have been all red, damn it damn it damn it damn it, he was this close!!! aaaahhhh

me too !! ewwwwwww

i love the eyebrows LOL

bitch the baby is turning blue! i know it just came out of the oven but that's not it's permanent color LOL

cool, fuck you sears craftsman, i make my own mothafuckin' tools LOL

My hero. Just like food, I want to try a bit of everything.

is that the new popeye's ad song??

ay caramba!

i lost count, but they call me the United Nations, i've done 1 of most nations in the world :D

not to mention that that bony wrinkled crippy hand has been kissed by like other 40 men before you, so get a taste of the top40 old sick priests

take a pill and ride it off bitch LOL

ingenious way to catch your dinner, lunch hell something to eat i guess

talk about hoarding buried alive (somewhat) LOL

LOL sorry i gave chocolate to your dog man, but hey you got a pretty funny story for Conan :D you're welcome

i respect everyone's believes but to glorify this person is ridiculous, they live like kings, anyways, now to poke fun, ewww i'm not kissing your hand, i don't know what nasty little alter boy you've been molesting and what cooties they have ewww!!

LMAO hey look at me, i'm a Filipino!! LOL said (rather screamed the chimp)

What means: don't try any drugs if you not have any real friend

Or with the word from Jim Morrison: Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is.

Not the Drugs are the Problem, the problem are the peoples that surround you http://healthland.time.com/2013/01/…

i accepted all the request, some were cancelled before i get to them, i don't care, we share crappy stuff anyways, this is how i've seen more junk around here.

the wheels on the bus driver's head go boom boom boom

LOL funny video

what can you expect from a guy who's wearing polka dot tennis shoes LOL

thanks God she saved the balloons too, now she can complete her 99 balloon party

bummer, i was hoping she would try it on her foot... oh well, thanks you dumb bitch!

My wife says mine is sweeter when I eat healthy, like a lot of fruit and vegetables......but most of the time she says it taste like bacon grease.

BS. I did it for 6 months and she said there was no difference.

I eat eight to twelve cups of raw pineapple a week along with many other fruits. Just saying...

I heard that too. Also heard that if you smoke weed before the cum tastes like it.

oh ha-ha-ha-ha he's so funny (not!)

Are you a cum sommelier?

LOL those chings really do have a scene of humor LOL

it is said that if a man drinks a small glass of pineapple juice every day, it will make his cum sweeter. I'm waiting for the results. :D

maybe you're just really horny, i like that, keep it up.

sharing is caring <3

i would be the worst/best influence on you :D hehehe

did she have sleek and shinny hair ??? hehe

sorry for your loss, i love foreskin RIP your foreskin hehehe

i rather haver a real dick and getting my nipples bitten, sorry i like the real stuff....

It aint the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean...its all about the skill of the Captain and how he navigates the seas...remember that!

Ur so silly!!!

godzilla just flushed his/her toilet?!?

There are easier ways to get the candy but not as fun!

little elm, right next door ;)

Wow I spent my easter on little elm lake. Small world huh?

go to a sex shop and get anal ese (helps with the pain, you must wear condom), also she must douche. all clean is good

it ain't the size, is how you work it, work that little dick baby!

The Colony (Dallas DFW) Texas

balliview?!

got to go cooter county and get me one of them gay do's LOL

two fat cocks rubbing with oil, good idea!! LOL

sparkle babies LOL fabulous

LOL he done stunned shaniqua and she finally shut her stupid face, shiken yeah sheken yeah whaz up!! LOL

damn, these sinkholes are becoming more and more popular lol

double points for you

yeah do it again, he and swipe that card 45 more times he won't remember LOL

would you like fries with that choke??

someday he's gonna find somethings missing LOL

LOL bamm smack the ugly off her face LOL

LMFAO i'm waiting on the skinny bitch to fall and die and what a surprise!! just trow some hot water on the ho' and keep playing LOL