Why?

My hero. Just like food, I want to try a bit of everything.

not to mention that that bony wrinkled crippy hand has been kissed by like other 40 men before you, so get a taste of the top40 old sick priests

What means: don't try any drugs if you not have any real friend

Or with the word from Jim Morrison: Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is.

Not the Drugs are the Problem, the problem are the peoples that surround you http://healthland.time.com/2013/01/…

My wife says mine is sweeter when I eat healthy, like a lot of fruit and vegetables......but most of the time she says it taste like bacon grease.

BS. I did it for 6 months and she said there was no difference.

I eat eight to twelve cups of raw pineapple a week along with many other fruits. Just saying...

I heard that too. Also heard that if you smoke weed before the cum tastes like it.

Are you a cum sommelier?

It aint the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean...its all about the skill of the Captain and how he navigates the seas...remember that!

Ur so silly!!!

There are easier ways to get the candy but not as fun!

Wow I spent my easter on little elm lake. Small world huh?

yeah it was a cast of no namers

doesn't sound bad coming out of your mouth.

see above

HHAAAAAAA!

So you prefer just the plain Jane dildo or what? "I don't need these fancy lighted do-hicky things."

As long as you don't cross contaminate. Don't touch the product, then the outside wrapper. Wash hands thoroughly in between. :)

Its only cause of the white man don't blame them!!

Bags and boots ? pffft give me the whole skin so I put it on my body, go walking around Burma and become their God-King..

He's no fool.

He's never had sex, but we can! Lol

Or at least some Mario cart road head

Look inside your panties.

*losing ;)

I'd pay to watch you eat that.

I agree some women make these situations worse with their little crying antics I was hoping they would throw her over the side to fetch the guys beer.

Fuck you

Are those nervous laughs used to disguise your anxiety over the thought of anyone finding out about last Wednesday night?....... Cause that night was magical.

$100 says he's gay.

Drinking it?!

She's mainlining it!!!

It was at the 1975 Artistic Gymnastics World Cup...which probably explains the shitty equipment ;)

lol uhhhh no

DIE-KEA maybe.

;-)

pitbulls do not let go once they bite and then they like to shake their heads so they can rip some flesh off. dog may be small but the damage could of been large.

Doesn't matter, from a legal point of view even a poodle could be considered a threat if it runs at you because diseases such as rabies can be much deadlier than the bite itself. Though the owner can, and probably will, take the police department to civil (not criminal) court to get as much money out of them as possible. From a personal point of view, I find nothing wrong with this. I doubt the dog was charging at him to say hello.

Ubrealize pitbulls are small but have a bite that can crush bone.

Its internal rear cranial hemorrhaging. What, you didn't see that?
No offense intended.

Stone Cold one too

ya really, not like he took a dump in the backseat, unless he WAS in the backseat and they JUST noticed...