Yeah, I just don't give a shit. I'll eat what I want to eat, and if I die quicker because of it then at least I died happy.

"The Tango is sexy in Argentina and so is 2 bottles of Argentinian wine, a light meal followed by long slow sex with someone you deeply care for in Tierra del Fuego, the Argentine side not the Chilean side. We also love phony tits hovering near the waist." ~ There. I fixed it for you.

Apparently she's some famous twat from Argentina. Apparently it's also sexy in Argentina to have your phony tits hover near the waist.

Exactly. Freedom of Speech does NOT mean Freedom from Consequences.

The glass is always full. When you pour out the liquid, it fills with oxygen.

Is there any kind of backstory on this, other than a cautionary tale about eating too much curry?

Sure, abortion is murder. So is killing someone with guns like are in your avatar.

I think you might have been a little sarcastic there.

I believe Lil' Kim is about to play Russian Roulette with an automatic pistol. The world, and history, will not mourn.

http://iweartinfoilhats.blogspot.com/2011/01/…

In Vietnam we had no where near the technology we do now. Night vision didn't start being worth a shit until the mid 1980's (mostly with the AN/GVS-5), the M16 sucks balls compared to the M4, and the non-nuclear ordinance we can drop (up to and including the GBU-57A/B) can make Vietnam-like spider holes obsolete in milliseconds. Jungles aren't an impedance to warfare any longer.

Yeah, some tools here get off on that shit. Pretty weak if you ask me.

Well, here's a plus for you. No hard feelings. ;)

I'm sure this comment will be sent to Negged-Hell, but oh well. I personally hope that NK tries something - nuking Seoul, whatever. Yeah, thousands of people die. A big war starts, more people die. But (most) of us live in a hum-drum world where every day is the same as every other day. As a *species*, humanity is no longer concerned about survival. We're hungry, we buy food. We're cold, we buy clothes. We need to get out of the rain? We go in our houses. Our species is creating people more concerned with buying the newest tech gadget then learning how to hunt or farm. Our species is getting weaker, and when the next population bottleneck comes (google it if you need to), we might not make it through. So let's get this constant fear over with, send our population back to the dark ages with an intentional nuclear bottleneck, and let humanity fight to become strong again.

And it was on welfare.

Found the vegan!

And now some complete and total tool will argue against your statement, in 3... 2... 1...

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.asp

So it's like real life. I'll take the Cheytac .408 cal over an AK-47 any day.

And that's a bad thing how?

"You've come to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker..."

Duchess? Is that you? Lana wants a word.

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http://youtu.be/xLnapb-30hA

It's about time this tool died. The CIA should have taken this douche bag out long ago.

You must have a REALLY incredibly happy life then.

I'd happily try horse or dog meat, just to see what it tastes like. You're painting with a very broad brush.

Meat is meat. Your stomach doesn't care if it mooed, whinnied or voted in the last election. It's the mind that makes this shit upset people.

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It's Mexico. Fuck 'em.

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Oh, you're gonna' make friends fast here, I can tell.

Stop jacking off while looking in the mirror, will 'ya?

Utter bullshit.

Amanda Todd was a friendly girl. If you were bored, you knew she would love to hang around.

Must be the East Coast.

A good start.

Unless it's Anti-American, I doubt he looks up anything. He'll continue to post like he does and we'll continue to slowly shake our heads like we're watching an errant and somewhat mildly-retarded child playing with a skunk.

My kiwi wife absolutely loved that! Thank you!

Water bottles, with few exceptions, are not people.

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I don't give a fuck what they're protesting about, I just like the tits.

LOLOL Really? A Desert Eagle .45? Wow - silly me, I thought those were 50 cal! Boy oh boy, is egg ever on my face. Oh, and I found footage of you shooting it, too!

Here's simple: gun goes bang, water goes bloooup.

Four points.

It's because of the density of the water. Mythbusters showed that even a foot or two of water will save you from being shot, even by a big .50 cal.

Any clues why the pigeon was tagged?

As someone that has an unbroken line of family serving all the way back to the Civil War (We won! Yea!), I would most sincerely thank you and your squad for the pain and sacrifice you have had to endure.

Like I said - an old sock! Thank you, Angelize.

A tissue. Saves in laundry costs.

Defense wants the charges dismissed?? Fuck that noise! Put him in jail for life with Sandusky as his cellmate.

It's a shame she looks like an old sock now.

Can we PLEASE turn the Middle East into a glass parking lot already?

All this argument about who's god has a bigger dick is amusing the hell out of this Discordian. So please, go on insulting me, each other, whatever. I'm getting some damn fine lulz from this.

You've apparently earned the right to be a complete and total asshat as well.

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That band sucks.

Bob 13:56 Then, when thy house is painted can thee rest. Thy resting will consist of sitting within the Holy Shade, drinking a beer of thy choosing and eating a large Double Bacon Cheeseburger.

Bob 13:57 And as the Angels looked upon Larry, consuming the Sacred Meal as commanded, the Angels smiled and did say, "Hey, is there any bacon left? We're hungry."

Bob 13:58 Thustly Larry spake, "What do you mean you're hungry? You're angels." And the Angels didst reply, "Yeah, but God and Allah are in the bathroom jerking each other off, so they're too busy to make us lunch."

Bob 13-59 "But do you eat human food?" Larry asked of the divine messengers. "Yeah," sayeth they,"so hurry the fuck up with the burgers. And Coors if you got 'em."

Bob 13-59: And Larry did ask to the Angels, "Are you in a hurry? What's your rush?" And the Angels did speak again and said, "Yeah, a bit of one. Muhammad is raping children again."

Fuck not eating pork, fuck not eating bacon, and fuck every vegetarian and vegan on the planet.

Do you not think some of us wouldn't be happy to eat Long Pig if that was the only viable alternative? You're one sick puppy. BRING ON THE DEAD ANIMAL FLESH! With cheddar, please.

Do you honestly think we'll believe this bullshit? We know all about taqiyya. There's documented evidence of your kind beheading, hanging, stoning and shooting each other on CNN, BBC, FOX, ABC, CBS... Why don't you just shut your lying, pig-fucking face up and let us get back to wiping our assholes with pages from the Koran, will 'ya? I've noticed that the page that has Verse 2.193 of Surah 2 (The Cow) is particularly good at cleaning off shit.

Oh, my! What an awesome insult! You sure showed us a thing or two, by golly! Gee, with such an award-winning insult, we should all embrace Allah and become Muslim!

How about this instead - go drink a bowl full of pig diarrhea, and may you be cursed by Allah (all shit be on him) to forever eat with your left hand. You seem to forget, you pig-raping pedophile, that we're the ones with the nukes and that the middle east is a great place for a glass parking lot. Now go back to sodomizing children and boars, you lice-infested, rag-headed sand nigger.

Piss be unto Allah and shit be unto his pig-fucking child-raping homosexual messenger Muhammad. May they both continue to lick the bottom of each other's sandals while they burn in hell, as Muhammad sucks Allah's penis.

Once, yes, until we took a shit on your precious royal family. So are they STILL inbreeding or have they always just looked like that?

Yeah, America was just SO jealous that we had to kick your crooked-toothed, poncing, red-coated wanking asses back across the pond. Now all we need is for each member of the royal family to have a great chauffeur like Henri Paul, and we can get ready to have a world-wide party. We can invite Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, roughly half of Africa, the Falklands, Hong Kong and a dozen or two others. Now excuse me, I need to kick some Corgis.

Ignore him. He was busy masturbating and looking at your picture.

Yeah, people shouldn't bash the royals. We should leave that up to tunnel supports; they do a much better job. Pip pip cheerio.

Going to agree with you on this one 100%. I've seen hotter women in clubs off The Strip. I'd just like to know why the monarchy is even a thing any more. The Magna Carta in 1215 started stripping it of it's powers, so why does it even exist today? Parliament is in charge, not the Queen and her flat-chested little princess.

It's most likely a glandular or genetic condition.

Piss be unto Allah and shit be unto his pig-fucking child-raping homosexual messenger Muhammad. May they both continue to lick the bottom of each other's sandals while they burn in hell, as Muhammad sucks Allah's penis.

I'm guessing English isn't your first language, is it?

I need to ask... did NASA fake the moon landing? Yes or No.

If he did it would just be in a stupid fucking accent. XD

He shot his career in the balls?

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I take ambien every night to help quiet my mind down (type 1 bipolar), and that's never happened to me. I'm amazed by the reports of somnambulism, simply since I've not experienced it.

Prove creationism without utilizing the bible or religious dogma. Then we'll talk.

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There are 384 thousand people born every day on the planet. I don't think that qualifies as a "miracle" any longer.

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It wouldn't look like that anyway. Romans in that era crucified with a X shape, not a T shape. The double base allowed it better standing support when it was raised.

Just a wild guess... he was real

Are you a Mormon or something?

What ever happened to just a double tap to the head?

Oh, fuck that noise. I'm a god damned Star Wars geek and fucking proud of it! Anyone that doesn't like it can go fuck an acklay in the ass while blowing a rabid kinrathwith an immature dianoga in their colon.

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Mathematically we do, tho. People's eyes wouldn't pop out, they'd just pop. Heads don't just arbitrarily jump off people's bodies - the entire body would be blown to pieces by the concussion wave, and not cleanly like they show. I agree that it's one of the worst possible ways to go and absolutely horrific, but the images are just a tad off.

Killed him? Hit him with a fucking moon!

Hey... I bet the Yuuzhan Vong are allied with Al Qaeda!

I've seen it a few times and I'm still amazed at the inaccuracies of what really happens *inside* the blast radius. I guess it's artistic interpretation. What song was that tho?

What the hell do they think Admiral Ackbar is going to do for them? Last I heard of him he came out of retirement to help fight the Yuuzhan Vong.

To paraphrase Freddie Blassie:

They say, "these French come a dime a dozen." I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplin' the dimes. Its gonna be real hard times for all of these baguette eatin', scum suckin', boot lickin', drop kickin', gut grindin', nail bitin', glue sniffin', scab pickin', butt scratchin', egg hatchin', sleezy, smelly, pepper bellied, dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks.
Nothing but a pommes duchesse eatin' Frenchie that reeks.

http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/pluckyew.asp

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It sucks when a game of Hide and Sikh goes wrong.

Holy fuck, I want one! That's fucking awesome.

Once again, New York upper-class asshats.

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Jersey Shore hell, the entire state.