No worse than FedEx though.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKUDTPbDhnA

He figured half the shit manufactured in China is defective or broken anyways.. why waste the extra effort?

You can't live in and x-ray machine, but it is safe to have one from time to time..

Except Detroit has Morbidmental.. I think of him as Denzel in The Book of Eli..

Or when they do the tests of the new sirens.. a couple of my coworkers told me they were deafening..

Definitely Duane Allman.. he was amazing..

I'm sure they will.. organizations like the ACLU prefer to duke it out in court so they can get a recorded precedent for future clarification.. I'm sure they are already searching for the right plaintiff as we speak..

You're right.. I bet they only enforce it if you really piss them off or they can't get you on anything else.. it is pretty damn crazy though that it is even on the books.. especially since almost every other state is going in the complete opposite direction..

He looked a lot like per wee Herman in that pic.. ;)

Now that's dedication.. cuffed and he still picks the damn thing up with his mouth just to fuck with the guy some more.. laughed like crazy over that one..

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He probably has a nice set of "bitch tits".. apparently that is all he needs..

I love how the bird slowly came out of it and then WHAM, as soon as he made eye contact he took off.. hahaha

I know right.. I've never seen so many gas masks in my life.. every time I see a news reel of the protests usually most of the people there have them on..

I can't wait to visit Costa Rica.. the flora and fauna there is so unique..

If only these poor bastards knew where they'd be the next day.. I wonder how many would have acted differently..

Reddit also has a good post about them.. http://gmbcblog.wordpress.com/2013/04/…

Probably 40 seconds before they were on the ground passed out for the exposure.. it takes a toll.. the k19 crew had the same problem when they were trying to rig up a way to divert sea water to the core of their sub.. they worked for just a few minutes at a time and were all but carried out of the reactor because it made them so sick..

Looks like #2 considers exercise optional too.. dumb whore.. ;)

My wife's step father is mill wright at a paper plant.. they couldn't be busier.. but a lot of their paper goes to Hershey and the PA lottery..

Can't say I wouldn't have been busted right along with the rest of them.. and neither can most of you guys.....and you too dorkfishStacy!!!

Somebody should have used some primer on that end-cap..

The Orchard, St. Pierre and Miquelon of course.. previously of south Georgia.. ;)

Very sad.. that is what makes me atleast pretty optimistic about the world we live in today.. no matter how he looked, if he could speak 4 languages let alone 14, he's going to have a pretty damn good job..

It was.. now it's more of a greenish brownish..

Shit, that analogy fits even better now that you put it that way..

Great, even turtles have a more exciting sex life than me.. :(

So ladies.. I got this new Wii controller and I was wondering if anyone wanted to try it out.. ;)

Another thing she is good at making is..... Me fap..

As long as there are going to be people.. there is also going to be war..

Bravo, that guy is a douche, and shows like his basically promote attention whoring..

Maybe it's a guerrilla marketing campaign for yet another "reboot".. ;) http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xaGcZ9NsrC8/Tfx7bS0pPII/…

Holy shit, something tells me #12 wasn't taken on a subway in Israel.. here's a pic of him in his youth.. http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/…

I feel for the three people that do in to open that pipe.. I never knew that story.. I hope they were honored somehow for their sacrifices.. Russia tends to cover up stuff like that for reasons I could never quite grasp.. ask the crew of the k-19 widowmaker..

Why do a stunt like that? No matter how you spin it, every time you tell someone that story it's going to make you look like a flamer..

These kind of ads make me think of Mad Men, I think I would have had a LOT of fun living in those times.. ;)

You mean a trailor park?? *shudders* you brave soul..

Ha! Got ya by two minutes iron chef.. :P

Yeah right.. he's Chinese.. he probably used the dog's legs for dinner..

I hate to see how much welfare money that cunt gets.. It looked like a dozen kids.. good thing she doesn't have to work at our expense so she can take the time to raise those kids right..

I wouldn't say I hunt.. but I am in for trophy hunting.. ;)

Definitely not a big fancy casket.. I want to either rot of be burned.. I'm not helping anybody by staying somewhat preserved in an expensive ass metal box..

Hahah no.. one of these.. http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/…

The pure definition of A for effort, F for execution..

Only if you enjoy rough sex.. it typically is pretty aggressive.. but generally its more of a pain than it's worth.. it just creates a "class 5 clinger.." and there is nothing worse than one of those..

And just like that.. Atlantis was lost forever..

You got that right.. but poor bolo always had to be the bad guy.. he never got to play his dream role of kindergarden cop.. arnie stole it.. ;)

So do cats..

It was still a tiny bit more entertaining than watching the WNBA.. ;)

Male leopards have been known to go cannibal to hurt the lineage of other males.. along with many others in the animal kingdom.. only human males seem to not mind dropping there kids off on someone else's doorstep and never doing anything for them ever again..

I really liked apocalypse now.. great story, great actors, you could just sense the madness.. worst movie.. there's no end to that list.. but one that was hyped and ended up being awful in my opinion was the batman movies with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jim Carrey, uma Thurman, and tommy lee jones.. I absolutely hated them.. whoever casted those movies had to be the biggest idiots ever..

13.. a random girl that was in my town from Connecticut for the summer.. I was so petrified I didn't even Cum.. probably almost a straight hour and never even came close.. she certainly didnt mind.. even funnier story though.. the first time I got blue-balled.. the girl gave me head in her basement but her parents came down before she could finish, and told her it was late and I needed to go home.. it was the first time I had ever really been touched by a girl and had no clue what was going on. On the walk home that lovely pain kicked in and I was so freaked out I thought I had an STD.. hahahahahahaha for the next hour I basically had a panic attack about how I was going to tell my parents that I had an STD so I could get to the doctor.. hahahahaha

Something tells me PETA is not very fond of her..

He was just looking for a "pic-a-nic basket boo boo.."

It's just back from Pratt st... If your down town in the harbor it isn't far.. anything goes down there.. the "pussy cat" gets pretty damn wild.. my favorite spot though is in east Baltimore.. its the "The Gold Club" on Pulaski Highway.. you can also follow Pulaski over to sollers point rd and there are a bunch down there as well..

One of my favorite Simpson's characters.. I thought he was appropriate.. http://images.allposters.com/images/ATA/…

Right, but I was referring to sinking in it..

Pa atleast in my area is full nude if they don't serve.. (the just make it byob, which is cheaper anyways). West Virginia is anything goes.. and I am pretty sure Maryland is too.. I don't remember much from my trip to Baltimore st. during my bachelor party.. I remember some girl trying to give me a handjob underneath the bar when I could barely stand up.. and I remember bits and pieces of the gold club, but that's about it.. fuck I was wasted before we even got out of Pennsylvania.. and that's pretty bad considering the limo picked us ul 6 miles from the mason Dixon line..

Remind me never to go to an Oklahoma strip club..

Fuck, even harder yet..

Man do you know how hard it is to find a Mexican ninja to open my cerveza? I'll stick to my lighter and the bar top..

I saw a rather large python attack a set of tits once.. it was strange though.. I didn't know there was a spitting variety of python out there.. ;)

Only to animals, children, and a woman here and there.. the rest of you can fend for yourselves.. ;)

She looked like Alice cooper with bleached hair and fake tits..

Particularly her face.. poor snake probably has hep C now..;)

Are you a fan of ballet? ;)

Hahahaha oh come on.. he got beat up by two teenagers in Cat's hometown.. he's a fucking pussy..

At first I thought all my ex's had bitchy resting face, but then I realized it was just me.. ;)

Van Damme was always a big pussy.. more ballerina than deadly fighter.. just looking for a chance to do his gay little splits..

I think he probably wouldn't have had that much to worry about due to the density of the lava.. I don't think you can really "sink" into it.. but I wouldn't want to put that theory to the test either..

A clear case of silicon collar crime.. bastards..

Hot is a term thrown around pretty haphazardly these days..

All kids apparently have ADD nowadays, did you actually expect him to pay attention to the rules?

Ahh that makes me miss my fraternity days.. when my only care was if the seal on the tap was good and whether or not I remembered to pull out of the girl in my drunken stupor the night before..

The lesson of today.. never lick an Asian vampire's eyeballs.. she had some fangs on her..

If I did dyed my hair there isn't much different between myself and #5..

Meh, I just picked that one because it was from Nat geo.. there are tons of articles about it..

I don't think they did either.. but they have been finding unusual snakes.. and now they think their fears have been confirmed.. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/…

No big suprise.. DJ's can never make anything on their own anyways.. otherwise they would be called musicians..

Good man.. I hate seeing that kind of stuff.. I squeeze shut all my cans after using them, totally remove the lids, rinse everything, and cut those six pack holders up..

Those guinea pigs are lucky they don't live with my in-laws.. they'd end up on a dinner plate..

I just about shot a whole glass of tea out of my nose on that one..

I do too, for my wife..

Don't feel bad.. I once again have to work on a Saturday.. I official declare my life as Shitty.. ;)

I am a bit proud though.. my movement is learning to function without me.. it brings a tear to my eye.. that just means I need to start a new one.. hmmmmmmmm now I just have to find the right person..

Any girl I haven't fucked yet..

You're fuck-a-right I am.. I started the impregnate dunwich whore movement damnit..

Burmese pythons, theoretically breeding with African rock pythons.. I hear this is the really big fear down there.. I find it amazing how good we are at eradicating species we are try to protect, but the ones that are invasive we seem to be having so many problems with..

Did she have a prior record score or something? This case seems really unusual and like there is something else to it..

Well that only leaves me with one option.. grab a hammer and drive it in the rest of the way..

My response to that would have been.. "look, I need to pull out that fucking nail so I can properly emphasize what your going through you crazy Bitch, so shut the hell up for a second.."

Yeah sucka...

What?!?! I've had 3 in the past 2 weeks!! One of which was original..

Haha that guy is more successful at putting things into orbit than the north Korean govt..

I like to take a 1000' spool of wire and plug both ends into an electric socket.. then once you hear the buzz put something metal inside the middle of the spool.. maybe I'll do that tomorrow and video it..

I had that once.. it's called the flu.. sounded the same too..

Just as much talent as most of today's pop icons.. losers..

I just use scissors and my debit card.. I cut up the old one to take out my frustrations and then buy new ones..damn Chinese shit breaks after a few weeks anyways..