Welcome To The Orchard
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Joined:5 years ago
(10 Oct 2007)
Last visit:1 hour ago
Country:South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
Hometown:The Orchard
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22559 reputation
278 #819upload points
20197 #3comment points
479upload karma
1605comment karma
52288profile views
15974media comments

375 friends

7 uploads
  1. splash landings
    01:37
  2. plugging the hole
    02:07
  3. fmp
    01:11
  4. what a drag
    01:44
  5. more turkey vicar

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  1. second skin
    15
  2. pigtails are handy
    00:15
  3. a little bit of brown
    04:17
  4. a girl db
    03:52
  5. intense
    01:53

Recent user comments

  • Wonky_Donkey | 2 months ago
    Was reviewing my uploads and came across one of your comments, ok not literally "came" across, but..... Well, truth be told nearly did ;) only thing that stopped me was: I need to get to know a girl first, before I do that sort of thing. So nice to meet you...... Can I cum now? WDx reply
    • Tuluvme | 2 months ago
      And which comment are you referring to? Quote me =] reply
      • Wonky_Donkey | 2 months ago
        Your comment on my splash landing video (1st one on the left of my uploads) conjured up beautiful images. ;) WDx reply
        • Tuluvme | 2 weeks ago
          Ah yes, that video. If you're not blue balled yet keep going until you are. Only then do you have my permission to cum ;] reply
  • Wagingwetard | 1 week ago
    Do you actually live in south Georgia or did you just pick that because its different? reply
    • Wonky_Donkey | 3 days ago
      I picked it cos it was the longest name on the list. Oh and my love of a sandwich joke. reply
      • Wagingwetard | 3 days ago
        Haha cracks me up.. although I will confess I am slightly disappointed, I love hearing about areas I know nothing about.. reply
        • Wonky_Donkey | 3 days ago
          I googled it awhile back just to find out a little more about the place. Could be relevent again soon if the Argentinians decide to invade the Falkland Islands again!!! reply
          • Wagingwetard | 3 days ago
            I wouldn't think they would be that stupid.. its just a bunch of big talk, and should ultimately be left to the faulkland people to choose their own loyalties.. reply
  • tinkerbell1204 | 2 weeks ago
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  • pain_whore | 1 week ago
    Congratulations on 20,000!


    reply
    • Wonky_Donkey | 1 week ago
      Thank you baby...Oh apple cupcakes, my favorite. You shouldn't have but I'm so glad you did. Muah reply
  • ImAlwaysTheAngel | 2 weeks ago
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    • Wonky_Donkey | 2 weeks ago
      It's been awhile Angel, nice to see you popping by the orchard, oh and you bought gifts. You are lovely. Dxx reply
  • tinkerbell1204 | 2 weeks ago
    Want an apple? reply
    • Wonky_Donkey | 2 weeks ago
      Sometimes I leave the apple for dessert. Wanna be my main course?? WDxx reply
  • pain_whore | 2 weeks ago
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  • a50 | 3 weeks ago
    What up donks, I see you drop by but never a eyoor or fook all. reply