Stop pretending you have a choice slap head!

Wow minus 9, now that's something.

I called the RSPCA and said, "I caught my wife having sex with our dog last night."
"That's disgusting," she replied, "Who would do a thing like that?"
I said, "I know, she must've got him drunk."

I think she should of found the other women and wrestled her in a pool of jizz.

If she gave him anything and everything he wouldn't of looked elsewhere LQ.

Young lady? I think I must of seen a different vid.

Man, those three are goin to grow up ugly judging by the horrific state if their parents, and has for dads tache!

Meh, assisted.

Stop fookin about with your pussy and clean the fook up.

The Roebuck Inn, Forsbrook, winner hands down.

Or a postman?

At least I was really drunk the last time.

I think he's on the way back from collecting his dole money on a stolen bike, seen the dead deer in the road & thought fook it, that's Christmas lunch sorted & New Year's Day lunch & Easter Sunday & to top it off furry knickers sorted for his toothless wife's chrissy present.

What ya doin later ? I will pop around and show ya ;-)

I like Guinness me.

Oooooooooo coochie coochie coo, your so cute, com ere let me rub yer belly this time.

I'm calling cheap skate, can't afford a car & taking road kill home for either his nativity setting or food, what a fookin scummer.

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At least they get to take in a great view while they wait for help, every cloud and that.

Timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

*after

He was 'no pussy no cry'

What a fookin freak, he has 1 eye lower than the other, freak.

Yea, alone with the camera man to set it up.

They both need hitting with a shovel, the rat & his face.

Winnie the POOh.

Ah he/she apologised for being a little bitch, what a sausage jockey.

& I still do.

Never really into video games, more into going outside to play football or doctors & nurses with the 2 sisters nextdoor.

when the trainer 1 is being shown why is there a roll of tape and Rubiks Cube against the wall on the table? I'm calling big hairy bollocks

horrible dirty little nasty sluts pulling hair and slapping and on the floor with pointy nips and wet clackers you're so naughty making CM horny, personally I cant see the attraction.

Mother in law was rushing in quick so she could get some spunk on her old boat race.

Who the fook buys little gay pots of milk like that for home use, gay bastards.

Keep at it eco, you can do it chop its fuckin head off.

Not only is she a dirty nasty cruel fooker she is also tight fisted, check out the ONE Christmas decoration on the wall above the bag.

So did I.

Yea, perhaps there is an open window to the right, she puts all her unwanted shite on the bean bag & fires it straight out the window into next doors yard.

Tidy up ya dirty bitch.

That's why goin the pub beats goin the gym.

Leukaemia is the least of her problems cause you just know the other kids call her 'cumsock'

Not only added to favourites but also saved to my photos.

Well, in a way they did cause I'm pretty sure they had her bumped off.

Check out the monkey on the right, I'm pretty sure he ducks.

She's paid good money for a tattoo that size

No no no, she's cooking dinner wrong.

It's ok, there's water at the bottom to break the fall

Wow, I can only just be bothered to stand up for our National Anthem.

thats an old myth bro, the road had to be built like that because of subsidence.
Wikipedia says,
Stott Hall Farm (53.641599°N 1.952222°W) is an 18th century farm on Windy Hill, situated between the two carriageways of the motorway between junctions 22 and 23. The road forks around the farm for engineering reasons owing to the surrounding area's geology, though a local myth persists that the road had to be split because the owners refused to sell the land during its construction.

AA Milne wants his money bitches.

Like a boss (boss of the fuckwits)

If he isn't careful he will get a nut smudge on his specs.

His lady will be like 'Yea, sure you got those grass stains falling over'.

Bear down.

Is she studying cooking & ironing?

WHAT, a girl learning, not on my watch.

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Thanks camp, I'm planning on be here little more now, you will soon get fooked off with me.

Stuffer says "for fooksake at least wait for the showers after the game"

Park it like its hot.

I searched 'space shuttle' & it drew a blank. Also on the write up it said it was only moved 5 days ago.

I was rootin for the dog, diver, meh.

Or black baby only store.

Not the first time he's been rammed from behind.

The new flyPad.

Ah Micheal O'Fat that little known potato & burger eating fatty.

And the winner is.........Sir Isaac Newton.

There is a local body repair company laughing their bags off at this, kching.

What's the fookin point of pulling her top down then not hanging aound to see the show?

Now my eye's hurt after seeing that nasty hairy clacker.

I just hate every fooker on the road, why discriminate when there is so many people to hate.

Not in that traffic jam he wouldn't.

What, that was you driving that car?

If I'm paying for sex I'm atleast going to get a good looking slapper not a pig in a wig.

eh? Take a minute then try again SDD.

If it's got tit's or wheels, sooner or later it will give you problems.

is that segway school? and if so C- for the fucknut who got owned

It's a good job they new what they were doing or else i would of been a shambles.

only classy grot mags or you eh CM.

shame she didn't fall over so I could see up her skirt.

Believe me I'm strong enough to stop one fucking my sister, you on the other hand would probably join in with one fucking your sister.

Ba-dum. Every time I'm lifting something heavy a cant help but say "it's like dragging a nigger off my fat sister"

Somebody no like my comment, get a fookin sense of humer cuntstick

She doesn't see much coming lately with those puffed up black eyes she's sporting.

Defenceless children getting a slap from a jumped up cock starved fuck wit, I like it.

I've started to use the same technique to get sex off my wife.

He really fancies the camera man.

Why is he calling you an idiot?

Good excuse for a day of work in the morning tho.

Get a fookin grip, literally

Run of the mill Sunday down my local drinkin hole.

Worst day out EVER, I will stop here with a Guinness thanks.

What a fuckin cuntstick. Years of experience or years of idiocy ?

Dealing with a fookin job worth that's the problem.

The motorist is a cash cow now & it's only getting worse.

I got 1 last week in Devon, asked the guy what I was being done for, parking on double yellows he says, there is no yellow lines I say, that's because the road as just been resurfaced & is having the lines painted back on this coming Monday :-/ how the fuck does that work?

It would be about 30 camps long!

Striiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.

Fuck ya mam negger, at least explain your negg ya cock washing cunt stick.

Quick while she is still warm, fill your boots.

PAYE,NI, VAT on everything we buy, road tax, council tax, taxed on savings. Do the maths.