My girlfriend dumped me saying I don't live up to her black ex-boyfriend.
"When you can do what a black man can do, get back in touch," she laughed.
So after three months of trying, I've sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet.
I await her apology.. reply
send us your mem mems and pep peps bones. Please no squirrel bones.
p.s. I'd marry you based solely on your knowledge of tim and eric. You realize were less than 2:30 3:00 hours apart... right? ;) reply