The Extreme Makeover came and did a house in a nearby town that was destroyed by a tornado. The people sold the house because the town had turned against them because that house got fixed up and nobody else's did... small town drama.

On second thought ..... we do have something to look forward to around these parts - http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/…

On another post, the whole kids thing bums me out. They're just now putting a storm room in at my kids daycare, they should be mandatory in all schools and child care facilities(at least in "tornado alley") in my opinion

God damn. I've missed your sense of humor and this is what you come out of hiding to tell us? Can we at least get a funny gif or something?

Ugh that sucks man.. I haven't been able to catch much news tonight.. when you looked at that storm front it went from Texas to illinois.. simply amazing..

Last I heard 51 dead - 6 of which were children. Unfortunately they're going more into recovery mode than search and rescue

So far there aren't any deaths.. just one teacher who was in bad shape found laying on top of 3 kids trying to protect them.. thing was 2 miles wide.. I hope the teacher makes it..

They're searching for over 30 kids at an elementary school in Moore Ok. right now (7:30pm 5-20-13) doesn't look good. Probably the most frightening thing for a parent here to cope with

That's what he paid her for!

where is the stupid refer maybe want to see bones befere stop the match

There's no need to announce who the responsible party is and give them their fifteen minutes of fame, just wipe them off the face of the planet in a slow painful manner

Rhonda is one bad bitch!!!!

i agree. he was probably told twice.....hehe..the spiders the victim here

http://instructables.com/files/deriv/…

Spider my ass. He finally crossed the wrong person http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/…

Around here we call it "southern ingenuity"

Oh shit! Sexy!

Congrats man! It's an omen on what's to come, two is at least three times the work of one

And it does tricks too http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/…

" Testicals tickling that tramps tonsils "

That was just crazy[image]

Why can't real life nudists be attractive, like the ones on the interweb?

They need to let that shit ferment a while before they let em' at it

..... now wiss speed rumps

...... two weeks after filming this [image]

#1 looks like they turned the voltage back up on the fence

I trust that he goes around doing this because he has no real life

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

You don't need a stance for this technique [image]

Thanks for doing the research, saves lazy bastards like me the trouble ...... if I got around to it

Yeah, I had to google a couple of them. All of the major ones were in the first upload...

Fuck, I have kids and don't know who all of these are. If the characters were a bit more like these I'd be a bigger fan of Disney

Yup. Because this is his son's Rusty house after he grew up!

Clark Griswold would be proud

Interesting that if this is supposed to be some anti-choice message, that clothes hangers is what is going to be used if abortion is going to be illegal.
So is this for a woman't right to choose or against abortion?

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

The cloths hanger hooks are a nice touch

I heard he was a snitch anyway.

Santa still isn't real

Just what they need, more fucking snow

When you sign the refusal for the Breathalyzer here it's like a guilty plea and an automatic license suspension. Motto mention they treat you like a hostile / uncooperative prisoner afterwards

Yeah, I didn't understand how big of a sin watering down good booze was until I got older

Was the same at our house... Dad knew EXACTLY how much was in each and every bottle he had. He could also tell if you watered it down...

You're probably right. He best be drinking his own then because if his folks are anything like mine, it's safer drinking bleach than to raid daddy's supply

You mean quite an impressive vodka supply his daddy has...

Isn't she supposed to be swinging from a vertical pole?

great job ap, Now camp has pubes between his teeth (again)

Well done! Good show, sir! Jolly good show!

Hell it wasn't a doughnut !!!

looks like you were right, I searched around and found a picture of her with her top on holding a flower. I would have posted it but someone else did in a comment you already replied to.
you get one from me for knowin you shit.

Does this make up for it?[image]

Hmmm.... Kind of ruined it...

Not 100% positive , but I believe it's Marilyn and it is shopped

You beat me to it, here's a pic from another source. Notice the flower has no stem in the nude one? [image]

Reminds me of the old days...
random fact. Ever see that video of the guy piercing his dick 9 times? I know him, I wouldn't say we're friends but I actually know him. small fucking world.

I'm sure it's amusing watching him shit on a windy day too

Someone really should instruct these guys in the art of the donkey punch, it could save their lives

Here's 2 out of 3[image]

C'mon now, I know I wasn't the only one thinking that

Jeeeeesus Ap.. made me cringe

Looks like he's kissing them goodbye , next step ........ [image]

W.t.f. iz right

Thanks Man, it pulls alot of G.A.(giant ass)it can hold an illegal 32oz Fanta too.

What an asshole! Fuck em' the batmobile kicks Kitt's ass any day. Speaking of which, that's a mighty fine ride you've got there camp ......

He never let me drive. :(

That was back when you and Hasselhoff were running the convention circuit together, by the looks of it. I can't fault you for that one though, back then I would've done almost anything for a chance to drive KITT too

This was a bad day...but on a better note, look how thin I was then. :)

Probably, I've also woken up in strange places without memory of the evenings events and feeling as though someone or myself had beaten the shit out of me [image][image]

Now put the doorstop in the electrical socket that's about a foot away ........ that'll make for a shocking video

Be warned, he's an expert in fairies tales [image]

I wouldn't quite say they were "lucky", but they are definitely more fortunate than many who served. It's amazing the guys in your pics even survived their injuries

Yes, I was just about to type the gentlemen in this upload were very lucky

He would be more convincing if he smacked himself in the head with a hammer instead of an open hand

Good job, Alex...

"Martin Riggs: [after cutting the wire which accelerates the timer so it'll detonate sooner] Rog?
Roger Murtaugh: Yeah?
Martin Riggs: Grab that cat!"

-- Lethal Weapon 3

What kind of information are you trying to get by filming a tank with you in its sights...... the last thing you're gonna see?

It depends on how many of them there are and where they're at[image]

Things don't look like they've changed that much, there's still 5 guys watching 1 guy work

Just put one finger in her pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to snap your fingers ...... gets her good and sensitive

Excellent call, I am very much waiting for the golf course level of that!

And on the next episode ..... real life "Call of Duty"

My guess is that punchy stood over him talking shit, praying that nighty night wouldn't get up because he just broke his hand. Probably the first time the chickenshit hit another person

Their first blind date really blew her mind

Some of these poor guys had to deal with mental and physical damage[image]

Probably kept hearing "you've got mail" in that creepy AOL voice

I feel bad for the OBGYN [image]

awesome- I'll have someone to talk to this year