azer
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(22 May 2012)
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Country:Netherlands
Hometown:Amsterdam

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azer replied to irishjohn80's comment on Pipes now illegal in Florida.

They took away my Tranny Tuesday god damn it !

2 days ago
azer commented on CountFlatula's Best Worst Movie Ever

Any Chuck Norris movie, the acting sucks plots always the same old shit but i just cant take my eyes of that red bearded midget

3 days ago
azer replied to brohamn's comment on Bitchy Resting Face

You know what always makes me feel better.. jizzing a huge load on there faces to cover up that frown and turn that smile upside down

bitchy resting face
02:39
4 days ago
azer commented on friendlygarfield's Slaps Only

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJS3a20rUVM

slaps only
4 days ago
azer replied to TheDunwichWhore's comment on Mozart Aint Got Nothing On This Dude

What about all those Dj Producers that cant play a single note on a piano but still score #1 hits all over the place, are they also not considered musicians ?

mozart aint got nothing on this dude
5 days ago
azer replied to shedwig's comment on Dating profile FAIL

I love long walks in the park lets take one together ;)

dating profile fail
5 days ago
azer commented on LadyQ's Dating profile FAIL

Serial rapist anyone ?

dating profile fail
5 days ago
azer commented on deaddog's Creepy porn star interview

I just puked

creepy porn star interview
6 days ago
azer replied to Bananajoe's comment on One...two...

No In Russia Tree Chop You !

one two
6 days ago
azer commented on JohnRyder's H666 condensed in a minute.

Jizzalicious

h666 condensed in a minute
01:26
1 week ago
azer uploaded Some parents should get shot in the face
some parents should get shot in the face
1 week ago
azer replied to MarkieAA's comment on Does TSA Agent Get Too Touchy

I lived in Israel i have actually seen people strap bombs on there bodies.So yes i buy into the whole this is for your own good argument

does tsa agent get too touchy
1 week ago
azer commented on dorkfishstacy's How do you handle downtime in a relarionship?

I heard somewhere that a relationship or a marriage is like a house a strong house needs to be build on a strong foundation.Things will break, and when they do you fix them you don´t buy a new house because a window is broken. Keep your house a home and refurnish that motherfucker every once in a while and with that i mean invest in your relationship fix the things that are broken and go on living !

1 week ago
azer replied to cigarmann's comment on How do you handle downtime in a relarionship?

wait for me !

1 week ago
azer commented on friendlygarfield's Yo Yo Imposter Gets on Live TV

I found my next job !

yo yo imposter gets on live tv
1 week ago
azer replied to MarkieAA's comment on Does TSA Agent Get Too Touchy

Noooo no no I'm not ok with making it less so, I don't find being searched at the airport an intrusion of my freedom i see it as a protection of it, the freedom to travel without fear and you have the freedom to complain about about it :)

does tsa agent get too touchy
2 weeks ago
azer commented on friendlygarfield's One-man-band isn't enough for him

giving me an idea for a new talent show: Hobos Got Talent or The Hobo Factor

one man band isn t enough for him
00:41
2 weeks ago
azer replied to ForeverLegend69's comment on One-man-band isn't enough for him

That is the most beautiful thing i ever saw !

one man band isn t enough for him
00:41
2 weeks ago
azer replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Urban Zoo

When you look a caged animals in the eyes you see there soul has left them in search of freedom the sadness is overwhelming. And all so people can look at them in the zoo we cage them for entertainment, its disgusting !

urban zoo
2 weeks ago
azer commented on brazilbilly's Hey!....Watch This

Are my eyes deceiving me or is that a midget convention

hey watch this
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2 weeks ago
azer replied to cigarmann's comment on Toddler hospitalized

I agree, there should be a law that people that molest there kids should get neutered

toddler hospitalized
2 weeks ago
azer replied to MarkieAA's comment on Does TSA Agent Get Too Touchy

I read the papers, and i think its beyond reproach and a huge invasion of privacy.

About the car inspection, a cop needs probable cause to inspect your vehicle and its contents so you would not have to worry about that.

As for checking people getting on airplanes I would feel better if it was not necessary unfortunately we live in a world filled with nut bags that put bombs in there underwear and try to hijack or blow up people. As long as that threat exists and is very real i don't mind being strip searched and neither should you, its not as if they are forcing you to lick there salty gentiles. Like i said before, every year at least 5 people are caught in Israel alone. Would you prefer not getting searched and being on a plane with one of those nut bags and have them blow you up, i don't think so. Nobody is forcing you to use air travel, don't like the conditions then don't partake. Its a free country !

does tsa agent get too touchy
2 weeks ago
azer uploaded How People In Japan Eat Live Frog Sushi!
how people in japan eat live frog sushi
2 weeks ago
azer replied to MarkieAA's comment on Does TSA Agent Get Too Touchy

I wish the world was that simple my dear the fact remains that every year at least 5 people are arrested in Israel alone with explosives on there person trying to board a flight. I have no idea how many there are in the states but i don't mind being frisked and striped searched in exchange for the convenience of relatively safe air travel. Don't forget that the constitution was written well before they could ever anticipate any of these terrorist attacks. I am not saying that you don't deserve your constitutional rights i am asking whither you are willing to make a minimum sacrifice even if it is for the illusion of safety.

does tsa agent get too touchy
2 weeks ago
azer commented on MisterMotherfucker's Transgender NAVY Seal

As if normal woman where not dangerous enough to begin with

transgender navy seal
2 weeks ago
azer replied to MarkieAA's comment on Does TSA Agent Get Too Touchy

I travel allot for my job and have compared the experience to other countries its pretty good in the states compared to the liberties and treatment you will receive in countries like switzerland and israel. You can say whatever you want this is never going to change, you don't want to be treated that way take a bus not a plane !

does tsa agent get too touchy
2 weeks ago
azer replied to Hombredeoro's comment on Bikini babe jump in pool

improved even now she cant run away anymore !

bikini babe jump in pool
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2 weeks ago
azer replied to hossenfefa's comment on Islamic Belgium

Dont worry Amsterdam is still a cesspool of drugs and prostitutes. You will have a blast !

islamic belgiam
2 weeks ago
azer replied to MarkieAA's comment on Does TSA Agent Get Too Touchy

I disagree, as long as there are nut bag asshole terrorists around the world trying to blow up airplanes I don´t mind being strip-searched at every airport just to feel a little safer. Hell, sometimes i even enjoy them !

does tsa agent get too touchy
2 weeks ago
azer replied to BigFireWes's comment on Does TSA Agent Get Too Touchy

You should go to Israel, i go there all the time just for the pat downs you get them everywhere, at the Airport, shopping malls, the beach its a pat down bonanza !

does tsa agent get too touchy
3 weeks ago
azer commented on cheezeball's Looking For A Place To Live

A shame none of them had a gun

looking for a place to live
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3 weeks ago
azer replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Irish in Amsterdam pub attempts to drink his pint :-)

He probably spent all his money doing exactly those things and is trying to make a quick buck

irish in amsterdam pub attempts to drink his pint
3 weeks ago
azer commented on deaddog's Real lesbians reactions to lesbian porn

Watching them made me depressed I'm gonna watch some lesbian porn and jack off to feel better

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3 weeks ago
azer commented on stinkypinky's Classics

My favourite http://influx.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/…

classics
3 weeks ago
azer commented on stinkypinky's Classics

i wanto to lick #2

classics
3 weeks ago
azer commented on fkbisme's Cancer Ridden Dog Finds a Home In It's Last Hours

my eyes are sweating

cancer ridden dog finds a home in it s last hours
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3 weeks ago
azer commented on yhh's Permanent atomic shadows in Hiroshima

http://heredago.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/…

permanent atomic shadows in hiroshima
3 weeks ago
azer replied to CountFlatula's comment on Magic Kissing Card Trick

No, its called chloroform sir

magic kissing card trick
4 weeks ago
azer uploaded Magic Kissing Card Trick
magic kissing card trick
4 weeks ago
azer replied to mattamus's comment on Chem Teacher Lab Experiment Fail

What future, with kids getting thought creationism contrary to evolution and cut backs in education running in the hundreds of millions of dollars because its better spent on tanks that are never going to be used, except for collecting dust in a dark basement somewhere. So the guys that help get your local officials in to office can add another zero to there pay check. I say the future is already pretty dark and gloomy for these kids. At least this teacher is doing his best to get the attention of his students with stupid methods because thats what it takes these days apparently to get them to want to learn anything. If it where up to me i would change everything i could in education the way its funded, the curriculum, teachers salary anything just to get back on top

chem teacher lab experiment fail
4 weeks ago
azer commented on turdusmcflurdus's Oh no shes going to count to 10

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4MVEUYCC_qI/Rnu83cTYc3I/…

oh no shes going to count to 10
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1 month ago
azer commented on Huerequeque's Comedy Genius

Its funny when christian gay boys pretend to be straight and funny

comedy genius
1 month ago
azer replied to haunter's comment on Harlem Shake Gone Terribly Wrong

They should do one with the 2 girls one cup clip

harlem shake gone terribly wrong
01:08
1 month ago
azer replied to LadyQ's comment on How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

Ive always thought it to be bad etiquette to ask for something that has to be taken

no stop other meaningless words
1 month ago
azer replied to SoDak's comment on How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

i didn't count i was too busy fapping

no stop other meaningless words
1 month ago
azer replied to fkbisme's comment on How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

I have an inbox full of media removal notices, But I'm the guy that just doesn't take no for an answer !!

no stop other meaningless words
1 month ago
azer uploaded How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal
no stop other meaningless words
1 month ago
azer replied to Cigarmann's comment on No kisses

Thats why you should always soak that handkerchief you have in your pocket with some good old chloroform

no kisses
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2 months ago
azer uploaded The Black Hole
the black hole
2 months ago
azer commented on ChelseaGrin's Just Another Day At The Office..

Am i the only one that clicked hoping to see some tits !

just another day at the office 5f
2 months ago
azer replied to g0g3tfuck3d's comment on "Speedy" shopper in Wal-Mart

Ever consider shes in a hurry to make her husband a meal ! Wife material if you ask me

speedy shopper in wal mart
02:55
2 months ago
azer replied to maggot's comment on Game show idea what do you think

Dont know them, why ?

2 months ago
azer replied to JustenCase's comment on Game show idea what do you think

You sir missed the enitire purpose of this show. They cant outvote the straight guy in the first week because they are all straight. The whole object of the show is to see how far people will go to prove they are gay for that million bucks I forsee a lot of Anal !

2 months ago
azer replied to brohamn's comment on Game show idea what do you think

It wont be so much fun without the possibility of forced sodomy

2 months ago
azer replied to Tigeriger's comment on Game show idea what do you think

That shit made my eyes sweat from laughter, love it !

2 months ago
azer commented on dorkfishstacy's Things you don't want to hear..

A Justin Bieber song

2 months ago
azer replied to Burrito's comment on One against the world

Machiavelli is idealistic, realistic, naturalistic and pessimistic. He seeks a higher goal that transcends the self-interest of individuals. He observes reality, not reason on the basis of fictitious images of reality and assumes that man is immutable and has a natural tendency to evil. He is not a man of compromise, his arguments are black and white (and sometimes contradict each other). He is clear, easy to understand, but offers little insight into the complexity of reality.

Machiavellis opinion is that Italy should be a strong state. He only sees chance for a stable unit if it is led by a strong ruler. The ruler must fight chaos and disruption. The book "Il Principe" is entirely in the service of the ruler. The book teaches the ruler how he should act in order to secure its strong position. The opinions of Machiavelli are not gentle. In his time, perhaps not such a strange assumption. I loved the quote and even though his opinions contradict one another i found this one fitting the subject.

one against the world
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2 months ago
azer replied to Rambo30's comment on One against the world

"Those who design a city to create a great empire must strive with great diligence to fill it full of inhabitants, because without this abundance of men it will never succeed in becoming a great city. .... It is done through love by keeping the pathways open and safe for foreigners who wish to come there to live, so that everyone may live there willingly..."

Machiavelli

one against the world
01:16
2 months ago
azer commented on azer's Jealous man murders his friend by literally shoving his foot

This man single-handedly brought ass rape to the next level, or should i say Single-footedly

jealous man murders his friend by literally shoving
2 months ago
azer replied to thejoekenorer's comment on Texas wants it's gold back.

Actually it doesn't matter what happens to the value of the dollar, gold is always a good long term investment. This might surprise you but gold is not valuable because its shiny. Gold has been used as money for thousands of years and yes the value of it correlates with the economic stability and is subject to speculation by the money markets just like any other commodity. But what most people forget is that the main demand for gold isa real one not one based upon a hedge on the financial stress. Gold is being used in the automotive sector, electronics, medicine, nano technology, space technology, engineering and the list goes on and on. Its not only used as jewellery its in your computer your television shit it might even be in your toaster. As long as people use those things there will be a demand and as the supply is limited the price will most likely keep on rising. If your afraid the world economy is going to collapse there is still one option buy farm land people will always need food.

3 months ago
azer commented on zoidberg's Animal rights opposer

motherfucker pussy ass coward

animal rights opposer
00:50
3 months ago
azer commented on ImNotOk's What would you do?

I would just get in the elevator press the button of the floor i want to go to take of my pants and start masturbating while staring the assailant in his eyes saying Owh yah thats hot over and over again until i unload my man juice all over the victims face

what would you do 1e
01:44
3 months ago
azer replied to leeloo's comment on Logic sucks doesnt it !

Absolutely ! Now get on your knees and repent

logic sucks doesnt it
12 months ago
azer replied to cb2sdavis's comment on Logic sucks doesnt it !

If what your saying is, that if your going to have unsafe sex it should be Anal ! I Agree Sir !

logic sucks doesnt it
12 months ago
azer replied to stankmaster's comment on Logic sucks doesnt it !

That is so prejudicious, Father Connoly doesnt care if you are a boy or a girl ! As long as your underage its fine

logic sucks doesnt it
12 months ago
azer replied to cb2sdavis's comment on Logic sucks doesnt it !

What about incest, what about a 12 year old having a child because she was tricked into sleeping with father Connoly to get closer to Jesus, what about the right to decide what to do with your own body, i agree there is a point when abortion becomes immoral but in the first 8 weeks we are talking about a bunch of goo and cells not a human being

logic sucks doesnt it
12 months ago

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