bigblackjake
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bigblackjake replied to Billygoatgruff's comment on It's Not About the Nail

i'm with you, bbg...

don't tell us your problems if you don't want us to try to fix them...

now my wife tells her sister the problems and i can play my guitar

it s not about the nail
2 hours ago
bigblackjake replied to thejoekenorer's comment on What would be your ideal way to die?

too funny, joe

20 hours ago
susat replied to bigblackjake's comment on British soldier beheaded in england

Eye for an eye I reckon, they targetted him because he was wearing a forces charity t shirt, that could of been anyone in the street!

2 days ago
bigblackjake commented on Twiztid4life425's What would be your ideal way to die?

morphine drip, after i've shot hot lead into every corporate and political criminal

2 days ago
bigblackjake replied to grayek's comment on What would be your ideal way to die?

best one yet, grayek

2 days ago
bigblackjake replied to Llooll's comment on British soldier beheaded in england

thank you, llooll

2 days ago
bigblackjake replied to crawdaddysupreme's comment on British soldier beheaded in england

this has nothing to do with "political correctness" and everything to do with insanity

2 days ago
bigblackjake replied to brohamn's comment on Consensual Bigamy

thanks, bro.....of course we both know that we only want to see a world filled with love...........

and of course the free imagery of hot women eating each others' cheesebox

5 days ago
brohamn replied to bigblackjake's comment on Consensual Bigamy

Well said BBJ...

5 days ago
bigblackjake commented on Missingphilly's Consensual Bigamy

marriage should be defined by the people involved in it, just like any other relationships are defined by the people involved in them...

if a woman wants to marry 3 other women and 2 other men, that is their business and nobody elses..

fuck the state, fuck the church, fuck anybody that seeks to control you

6 days ago
Psycho70 replied to bigblackjake's comment on What are your thoughts?

Oh that's where I've been going wrong! So it's not all the tongue work on the misses she's been using bleach instead lol

7 days ago
Burrito replied to bigblackjake's comment on Funny Money.

Damnit!

funny money
7 days ago
bigblackjake replied to ht4956's comment on What are your thoughts?

isn't that why they bleach 'em?

7 days ago
bigblackjake replied to Burrito's comment on Funny Money.

that last bit you typed there has inspired me to do this...
A LOT

funny money
7 days ago
bigblackjake replied to Gram's comment on What's Going On Here?

true that, sometimes people are just fucking assholes

what s going on here
1 week ago
bigblackjake replied to CaptainFlyscratch's comment on Do we really need God

they're beautiful trees.....and the tipped nipples aren't bad either

1 week ago
CaptainFlyscratch replied to bigblackjake's comment on Do we really need God

I always wondered what type of tree that was...

1 week ago
treeshaka replied to bigblackjake's comment on What's Going On Here?

For those of you who cant handle reality prefer to call me an asshole, so I guess that makes you the judgemental prick. Quit making excuses, whatever happened to just being crazy.

what s going on here
1 week ago
crawdaddysupreme replied to bigblackjake's comment on Do we really need God

Truthiness be told,

Amen.

1 week ago
bigblackjake replied to morbidmental's comment on Help me PLEASE!

go get a laminectomy and fusion; it'll hurt for about 3 months while it heals and it won't bug you again.

1 week ago
bigblackjake commented on faraday99's Do we really need God

god is planted on the chest of the topless blonde chick standing in front of the blooming almond tree; center picture in the row at the bottom of this page

1 week ago
bigblackjake replied to crawdaddysupreme's comment on Do we really need God

glad to have learned that

1 week ago
Gram replied to bigblackjake's comment on What's Going On Here?

Except everything these days seems to be a result of "mental illness", and people don't have to take responsibility for completely fucking up their lives, and sometimes the lives of others....

what s going on here
1 week ago
bigblackjake commented on zoidberg's The college try

those fucking lyrics were fantastic

the college try
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1 week ago
bigblackjake replied to Rooster65's comment on Cotati California

i like your avatar; too bad the u.s. ain't what it used to be.

cotati california
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1 week ago
bigblackjake replied to treeshaka's comment on What's Going On Here?

it's mental illness....not as bad as being a judgemental prick

what s going on here
1 week ago
bigblackjake replied to bigblackjake's comment on What's Going On Here?

looks like mexican brown smack

what s going on here
1 week ago
bigblackjake replied to doublebarreldarrel's comment on What's Going On Here?

hell, he left half his hit in the dang rig!

what s going on here
1 week ago
bigblackjake commented on BillyBasstard's People Are Awesome 2013 (Greatest Motivation)

some way cool shit....thrusters on the feet is def the way to go.

people are awesome 2013 greatest motivation
2 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to Cigarmann's comment on Perception of war vs the reality

i had a similar experience after watchin "apocalypse now", cman..
the senseless destruction that ultimately serves no end.

perception of war vs the reality
2 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to Tigeriger's comment on Perception of war vs the reality

it's not just western armies.
young men all over the planet are willing to fight and die for whatever "ideal" their culture instills in them;
typically, it's either "god" or "country"....it's a combination of brain wiring, testosterone, and lack of life experience....almost without exception, they are manipulated by older men with a self serving agenda

perception of war vs the reality
2 weeks ago
bobster replied to bigblackjake's comment on Things to try at least once...

You got a month then:-)

2 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to bobster's comment on Things to try at least once...

on the list now, bbstr....will have to look up huerqueque and yersef

2 weeks ago
bobster replied to bigblackjake's comment on Things to try at least once...

Should have gone to Skye and the highlands... I agree about Edinburgh, Glasgow is a good night out though, not very good looking

2 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to bigblackjake's comment on Things to try at least once...

they were amazing to this provincial yank

2 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to bobster's comment on Things to try at least once...

glasgow and edinbourgh are on my re-to do list!

2 weeks ago
bobster replied to bigblackjake's comment on Things to try at least once...

Shit if that's what you thought of england I can only imagine what you would have thought about Scotland

2 weeks ago
JaggedMarrow replied to bigblackjake's comment on A Bear and a Monkey Race on Bicycles. What's the Worst

I'd like to thank the academy...

a bear and a monkey race on bicycles what s the
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3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to JaggedMarrow's comment on A Bear and a Monkey Race on Bicycles. What's the Worst

best comment yet, jm

a bear and a monkey race on bicycles what s the
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3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to bigblackjake's comment on A Bear and a Monkey Race on Bicycles. What's the Worst

eats shoots and leaves; eats, shoots, and leaves

a bear and a monkey race on bicycles what s the
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3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to camp89's comment on A Bear and a Monkey Race on Bicycles. What's the Worst

crispy crumpets with marmalade, caviar with thin crispy crackers and vodka, and oh yeah tarts with a shaved cookie and pink balloon knot.

a bear and a monkey race on bicycles what s the
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3 weeks ago
atropos replied to bigblackjake's comment on Things to try at least once...

If you need me i'll be colouring in my sheet fortress then

3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to atropos's comment on Things to try at least once...

no worries, lass...a clever person told me long ago, and i've spent over 50 years proving her to be right;
it's never too late to have a happy childhood ;~)

3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to bigblackjake's comment on Marijuana VS. Crystal Meth - Funny but true video

oops...but "they" haven't asked me for advice.

marijuana vs crystal meth funny but true video
3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to BillyBasstard's comment on Marijuana VS. Crystal Meth - Funny but true video

you're right about shit being bad for people, bb..
but where does it stop when we start outlawing things that are bad for us?
soda, fat, reality tv, and on and on....i hear what your're saying, bb; but i want our culture to evolve and for people to be allowed to use their own judgement and take the consequences or rewards..
of course, i'm not in charge....if i were in charge, the planet would be a lot cleaner, a lot safer, and LOT less populated....but th

marijuana vs crystal meth funny but true video
3 weeks ago
BillyBasstard replied to bigblackjake's comment on Marijuana VS. Crystal Meth - Funny but true video

Legalizing all drugs would be a step in the wrong direction. Weed is one thing but I still believe there are other drugs that should be kept illegal. I think they should take some of the pharmaceutical drugs off the market honestly. I believe that there are pills that do alot more harm to us than weed could ever do, yet they remain legal because of the big money the companies that produce them donate to politicians and not to mention the kickbacks and free vacations they give doctors to push this shit on people that may or may not need it. And I am a believer in the 3 strike law but I think they need to kick it up a notch and kill those that can't get a grasp on living right by the laws. I hate that this country spends so much tax money on housing inmates that if they get out more than half would fuck up and go right back to prison. I don't see anything rehabilitating about our prison system the way it is now.

marijuana vs crystal meth funny but true video
3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to goodslave4u's comment on Sheryl crow tits

i prefer small tits over fake tits anyday....fake tits=fake person.

sheryl crow tits
3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Sheryl crow tits

i agree...and i can't see why any real man would want a woman to get fakes

sheryl crow tits
3 weeks ago
bigblackjake commented on BillyBasstard's Marijuana VS. Crystal Meth - Funny but true video

things to do when you become ruler of the world:

legalize all drugs, put thieves and violent criminals in jail for years, tax the churches, have a hit with your "enemies", relax..

marijuana vs crystal meth funny but true video
3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to dolph9plus's comment on Things to try at least once...

i'd like to fuck scarlet too.... you'd better hurry; i don't think she's going to age well.

3 weeks ago
atropos replied to bigblackjake's comment on Things to try at least once...

Somehow I doubt the UK is the only place for it... And I was ill my teens/early twenties - no opportunities :(

3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to slayer666's comment on Things to try at least once...

england is fantastic! so much history in the old towns and churches (i'm from america, we tear our history down here)

russia next on my list

3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to atropos's comment on Things to try at least once...

wow, a 25 year old from the uk who hasn't tried marijuana? you seem unique

3 weeks ago
bigblackjake commented on swimmingjesus's Jeff Hanneman vs. WBC

if you really want to hurt wbc, ignore them

3 weeks ago
atropos replied to bigblackjake's comment on Double standards

The first? Yes, still going on.

3 weeks ago
hornball replied to bigblackjake's comment on Death Penalty

Surely if it became law all the different aspects would be looked at and punisbed accordingly. I know that there are girls close to the age of consent who go out clubbing and can get guys who are unaware into trouble. But I think you know fine well that I meant small children.

3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to atropos's comment on Double standards

tell me it's not that way these days, please......it was in the 50's, but like ideas of that era, WRONG

3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to enigma74's comment on Double standards

thank you!!!

3 weeks ago
bigblackjake commented on Troyd's Death Penalty

there should be no media coverage; zero...don't let them see themselves on tv

make the death annonymous.....

if he tortured someone, that's what he should get

stabbed? likewise

head shot? ok

3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to hornball's comment on Death Penalty

why so harsh for a simple child molester? there are many levels of what is considered child molesting.

if some guy fucks a 15 year old girl, he should be executed? i don't think so....

but if he tortured and then killed her, by all means.

3 weeks ago
yiff replied to bigblackjake's comment on Cunning Drug Smugglers.

sadly they can't since there's a law against stupidity how fucking stupid is that.

cunning drug smugglers
3 weeks ago
bigblackjake commented on WartEncrustedDong's Cunning Drug Smugglers.

looks like a lot of work went into a couple of those.

too bad they don't just legalize the drugs in our allegedly free country...

put the cartels out of business, free up the jail space, and make the cops

actually do what they were meant to do

cunning drug smugglers
3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to satansfavorite666's comment on Muslims are peaceful my ass

i've let it go...
just don't pretent to be from the "civilized world"

muslims are peaceful my ass
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3 weeks ago
satansfavorite666 replied to bigblackjake's comment on Muslims are peaceful my ass

omg dude chill the fuck out. I don't care. Talk shit, get hit. Let it go.

muslims are peaceful my ass
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3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to satansfavorite666's comment on Muslims are peaceful my ass

well, forgive me for saying so; but if you think it's ok to slap someone for expressing their opinion, how is that different from the sharia fucks?

muslims are peaceful my ass
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3 weeks ago
satansfavorite666 replied to bigblackjake's comment on Muslims are peaceful my ass

They can think it all they want, but when they open their mouths, they will probably get slapped in the face.

muslims are peaceful my ass
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3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to Mranonymous's comment on Extreme Road Rage on 880N - 04/27/13 at ~09:45 - Camry

ah, the old "swoop and squat"....

extreme road rage on 880n 04 27 13 at 09 45 camry
3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to AssassinsWeed's comment on Extreme Road Rage on 880N - 04/27/13 at ~09:45 - Camry

"gesticulations" is a mighty fine word

extreme road rage on 880n 04 27 13 at 09 45 camry
3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to zoidberg's comment on Muslims are peaceful my ass

forgive me if i'm wrong, but wasn't the armed man following him?

following someone while your carrying a firearm and then claiming some "stand your ground" bullshit seems counterintuitive

muslims are peaceful my ass
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3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to satansfavorite666's comment on Muslims are peaceful my ass

people should be entitled to think and say whatever they wish.

living a free society means tolerating views and opinions to which you do not personally subscribe...otherwise, it's not really a free society.

muslims are peaceful my ass
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3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to atropos's comment on Tattooing your kitty

after roy rogers had his horse trigger stuffed and mounted.

dale evans said she wanted to be stuffed and mounted too.....

but not in that order......(snare pop, cymbal splash...you're welcome)

tattooing your kitty
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3 weeks ago
bigblackjake replied to dirtymary's comment on The Sailors Slut, Red Headed Wench

not really an offer....more of a general perspective from the testosterone driven side of the species

the sailors slut red headed wench
1 month ago
dirtymary replied to bigblackjake's comment on The Sailors Slut, Red Headed Wench

Such a tempting offer but how can I put this... No thanks!

the sailors slut red headed wench
1 month ago
bigblackjake replied to dirtymary's comment on The Sailors Slut, Red Headed Wench

women love the forebrain/emotional aspects of sex and men love the hindbrain/imagery aspects of sex...

that's just how we're wired, and viva le difference....

i wanna pull my pole while i watch you finger your hole as you read a sexy book

the sailors slut red headed wench
1 month ago
thesilenttampon replied to bigblackjake's comment on Gitmo detainee: I'm being force-fed so I won't die

Good point and I don't seek to place blamed per se... its the system of operation I criticise. But I completely agree my use of "we" was too broad a brush. I was referring to we the place not we the people.

gitmo detainee i m being force fed so i won t die
1 month ago
bigblackjake replied to thesilenttampon's comment on Gitmo detainee: I'm being force-fed so I won't die

please don't blame it on "we as a country"...
the working class in america are victims of the same forces...
we just don't get fucked quite as hard, but we get fucked.

think you'll ever see a bankster go to jail, let alone gitmo?

they're worse enemies of the state than bradley or mohammed

gitmo detainee i m being force fed so i won t die
1 month ago
bigblackjake commented on hardparty69's How do theists explain suffering

the bible, and all religious texts, were written by men.

if "god" actually speaks to me, i'll believe in him;

otherwise, it's just stories written by (some mean and crazy) men from the desert

1 month ago
bigblackjake replied to LizardQueen's comment on Advertisments you will never see again 1

rinse them in morphine

advertisments you will never see again 1
2 months ago
bigblackjake replied to hiesenburg's comment on What do you take a stance on?

sadly, the people who can least afford to have children seem to have the most children...
and they get a fucking tax incentive for it......i'm a working class taxpayer and i have to pay for underemployed and unemployed fuckwits kids, as well as paying to bail out banksters who should be in jail....and instead, they don't get prosecuted and they get to keep the money.....
if you work for a living in america, and don't have children: bend over and take it up the tail pipe.

2 months ago
bigblackjake replied to RazeCrusher's comment on What do you take a stance on?

too true, raze..in the same way that legal prostitution significantly diminishes incidents of rape....
there will always be twisted fucks who commit sex crimes, but sexual oppression will never stop those guys...
prostitution should be legal, as well as all drugs; and the courts need to step in and step up to prosecute all crimes, no matter what chemicals are involved....there is personal responsibility in everything.....
the "i was drunk" excuse died a long time ago.

2 months ago
thejoekenorer replied to bigblackjake's comment on What do you take a stance on?

Honestly, I don't know. I'm not sure if I've put an artificial importance on it, or if it's instinctive like survival or fucking.

2 months ago
Iraqvet replied to bigblackjake's comment on Atlanta mall cop tasers angry mom

Spot on...

atlanta mall cop tasers angry mom
2 months ago
hiesenburg replied to bigblackjake's comment on What do you take a stance on?

I have an uncle who refuses to have kids. He said all the males in our family are fuck ups. He is right.

2 months ago
bigblackjake replied to thejoekenorer's comment on What do you take a stance on?

why does that matter?
i don't mean to be insulting; i'm the end of my genetic line too...but my genes are nothing special...pretty average.
so, what does it matter if your genetic line doesn't continue?
is it a great loss to humanity or the planet?

2 months ago
bigblackjake commented on Jasonbourne's Atlanta mall cop tasers angry mom

here's a way to completely ruin a nation in two generations:
don't fund public schools
move people in to areas of concentrated poverty
send all manufacturing and production jobs overseas.

atlanta mall cop tasers angry mom
2 months ago
bigblackjake replied to Jasonbourne's comment on Atlanta mall cop tasers angry mom

she did look as stiff as a board after he shot her with the tazer.....
i laughed when she twitched

atlanta mall cop tasers angry mom
2 months ago
bigblackjake commented on Sirpoopsalot's Monsanto Protection Act

we have the best government money can buy

2 months ago
bigblackjake replied to Auroravfim's comment on Whats in an avatar

but the name is so suggestive

2 months ago
bigblackjake replied to brazilbilly's comment on Whats in an avatar

yours actually makes sense

2 months ago
bigblackjake commented on turdusmcflurdus's Whats in an avatar

because i believe all priests, preachers, missionaries, and other "holy men" ( and women) of every stripe to be charlatans, frauds, huxters, and con-artitsts.

i have more respect for a common crack whore than i do for any person who represents themselves as agents of god...who claim to know what god wants...and who claim to be acting on gods instructions to them....

the oldest profession is really that of the soldier/hunter, follwed by the woman with the pussy she exchanges for life support, and lastly, the shaman or holy-man...

2 months ago
Iraqvet replied to bigblackjake's comment on What is your absolute favorite video on h666?

I know man..I see it and wish I could lap it hope,hoping it tastes like coconut milk lol..I was with a couple girls that could squirt..As much as they loved doing that into my mouth,I could only pretend to enjoy the taste...Both tasted super salty...

2 months ago
bigblackjake replied to Iraqvet's comment on What is your absolute favorite video on h666?

thanks, vet.
i still get a kick out of her.
too bad only young girls can do that...damn shame
sure beats the hell out of all that fake ass "squirting" that comes from the urethras of bad porn actresses..

2 months ago
bigblackjake commented on Jasonbourne's What is your absolute favorite video on h666?

i can't seem to paste the link, but type "piss kick" up in the search bar and it will take you there....it's fucking hilarious justice for a really rude cunt

2 months ago
bigblackjake commented on Jasonbourne's Man pulls gun in road rage incident.

if someone is tailgating you, just pull over and let them pass..
i don't get the road rage bullshit....why is everyone so angry at each other?
it's really the banksters who are fucking us over.

so, howzabout some simple common courtesy?

a fist fight over a bad lane change is just stupid....get over it and move on.

if someone chases you and pulls you over, that's a different story and they should
be prepared to die if they jump out of their car and attack you....personal assault is never ok....use your words....anger can make things go too far.

man pulls gun in road rage incident
2 months ago
bigblackjake replied to lollypox's comment on Scary or sexy ?

dammit, lolly! there goes my fantasy of
her tongue milking my prostate

scary or sexy
2 months ago
bigblackjake replied to poro74's comment on Scary or sexy ?

i was just thinking that her tongues is muscular enough to drain my prostate.
and yes, i mean my prostate.....she curl that tongue around it and squeeze!

scary or sexy
2 months ago
LizardQueen replied to bigblackjake's comment on Advertisments you will never see again 1

How, exactly, do you sanitize a tapeworm?

advertisments you will never see again 1
2 months ago
bigblackjake replied to slayerigormortis's comment on Advertisments you will never see again 1

what's not to like? they're sanitized!

advertisments you will never see again 1
2 months ago
honestandfair replied to bigblackjake's comment on Huge clit

Since whiners found it could be a reason to claim offence.

huge clit
2 months ago
tiberus1701 replied to bigblackjake's comment on The real difference

I keep hoping something will change and humanity will end up doing what is right morally, ethically and legally but I fear you are correct in your statement.

the real difference
3 months ago

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