Wodka + Reckless Stupidity = FAIL

....my cock is much closer to the ground......

His feet are hairier...

Isn't C/M from Pennsylvania?......http://imageurlhost.com/images/…

I want to see her do the splits.

Youll have to be more specific.

do you remember waking up that time with an empty Xanax bottle in your hand and a sore anus?

They were on the balcony, why didn't he just fucking walk out the front door?

And I thought getting towed sucked...

For who?..........you?

have some respect ass

I like the rainbows, its a good touch.. but to truly win the heart of our smoking monkey I would be wear a cowboy hat and chaps.. with rainbow tassels of course.. ;)

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I woulda cut that sheet in an instant

well he was not caught with his pants down - looks like he had white shorts on :-)

I concur.....that's why im "hating"

She's not Irish.... She's from Newcastle. Commonly known as a Geordie.

Wasn't trying to be funny I know ur joking but want u know I'm very serious about our relationship and neither girl is related to me or to each other lol

So ur the fucker that has been following us about taking photos, next time will u put ur dick away and stop dropping ur Viagra it's not approved for use on sheep

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Lol ding ding. Fight fight

I know man....Im jealous :)

Nobody is doing anything behind anyone's back, I'm a well educated well off person and I don't want everyone to know about it on the level of knowing my name etc and what is going on this is basically a theoretical discussion on it, not jerry springer at all

JERRY.....JERRY......JERRY

It's funny 'cos it's true...

lmfao what a fantastic gif + to u

the ultimate way to compliment a chick. . . "SHE IS SO HOT, I WOULD LICK HER DIRTY BUTHOLE"

That's why you have to wash her with toilet water.

Oh snap...

Here's another prolapse for ya.
http://youtu.be/WbG1lPDFYBI
Full body style.

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its all good bro.....

I totally begged you by accident. I owe you 1.
looks like you did a pretty good job.to.me though. Even got the a nice curve look to the colonel's face.

if you wash it it has no flavor

billy, billy, billy, it needs a hood. That shit won't fly in Ireland. The skin is King.

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i did not believe i would ever get onto a scooter - but thanks :-)

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Shut the fuck up, billy. :)

I agree.....pissing people off should be done with a little wit...calling someone an asshole is a waste of time

your avatar is not an "easy" troll...lol

I feel honored to finally be shopped into something finally.

Epic! I wish I could wipe up funny pics like this.