What will you tip me if I get those inverted nips to poke out? ;)

She did the German thing, I'm trying to remember some names for ya.

I dig having an appreciation for it but I would never preclude a possible relationship because of their tastes. I dated an Opera chick for a minute and that was a big change for me. I liked it and now pop on some AM and hunt for some while driving.

USA! USA! Every once in awhile we slam one out of the park and break an expensive cars window for good measure.

Taste in music has never been in any decision making process for me. I'm surprised it is for you or your friends.

Me Too!!! This is getting freaky now..

In my pants.

Thanks girl, for humoring the FatBat. :)

A scat smear will prove it for sure. I have to have proof before we start sending Christmas cards and all that jazz.

BUCK YEAH! Show me you boobs! (I had to) ;)

This made me ship my pants, again.

We have a heap in common Hootchie Momma. My nards were quivering from the first pic.

"Hoochie Momma" drops always get a plus from me. You found my weakness Shaka.

Nice, show me them titties Rosey... I had too to do it. ;)

That goes without saying Midas. You picked the 2 best looking guys here for fucks sake...

Fuck that!!! That means you're eating at the Tranny Pirate restaurant and you better have your shit together before ordering.

I tip on service and personality when I dine out, but I don't want to see drool, bloody finger nails and pillowheaded hair styles. Oh, lazy eyes fuck with me in a food establishment also. Wetard, this is your warning. You will get a beat tip when you waitress for me at the Waffle House.

Yes, if he is hiking and was out late the night before for 'wing night' and Natty Ice's. Easy-Peasy, ask me another one.

Classics never go out of style...well done Bro.

Roshambo. You disappoint me.

But what a great place to drink..

You dug pretty deep into this didn't you? No, it's real chocolate and real seizures, I'm Epileptic.

You've been saving this one too huh? LOL

Exactly! I'm scared shitless now.

I didn't know about Obi-wan...this explains some serious shit in that trilogy.

You think of butt cracks for everything. I still don't understand the bagel shop butt crack???

This combined 2 of my favorite things seizures and chocolate. This is better than any ride at Hershey Park for sure!

Rumor has it that your "dirt chute", which you lovingly call your "Manhole", lost it's pucker in 10th grade.

It is a Snuggie.

Amen.

I negged ya for that blasphemy from your own state. :)

Au contraire, I've seen some sweet Moonwalking MJ shit done in workboots.

Kinda but he seems not quite as fashion forward as I like them.

Is he still waitressing? Cause that would be hardcore then.

He didn't look real cute to me, more ruggedly handsome like.

Speak for yourself, I gave myself one helluva paper cut today trying to open a spice bag of wasabi. I walked it off like a BOSS.

I caught that too. That was a poor fashion choice.

Really? Do tell. I'm guessing too much butter...

You ain't shitting Stymie. I'll beat his grandchildren if I ever meet em'

Shut that Cake hole of yours!

She obviously has no friends. Friends don't let friends leave the house like that. "How does this look? They fit you perfectly."

Yep. I'm like Fagin in "Oliver". My little skunk posse does all my dirty work. Stay on my good side Danny. You don't want me to send these little stinky fuckers over into Northern Jersey and taunt you at work. They're good.

They left the light on. Don't be such a baby.

WTF, who doesn't like fawns. Cute and delicious with scallions.

She loves to unwrap a package.

Yeah but she don't care.

You gotta have faith...

Yeah, I don't let it out often. I suppress it with Show Tunes and candy. I believe we all have one of these memories somewhere.

In her Chevy Monza, wearing dress socks and a pan of Ziti.

Yep. A 1983 if I remember correctly.

I know! Its so cool too, I find them all the time.

I have a ton of drunk camping stories and family camping stories but my fondest one to wax nostalgic over is this one. A buddy and his girlfriend were going camping and needed me to be a "Wing Man" for her girlfriend. I knew this girl to be very quiet and kind. She was a red head with long straight hair to about middle of her back. She was, and probably still is, very pale skinned. We took canoes out on the Delaware River and set up camp on one of the islands. We made a nice meal and began smoking and drinking wine. She loosened up and became a pretty good conversationalist and we all had a good time. We retired to our tents somewhat early. The initial awkwardness was awesome looking back. We started off slow and progressed through all the stages of undress. I can still see her in that weird fire light that only happens in tents. It was like she glowed. I believe in my heart that we both brought our "A" game to this event. It was a perfect blend of wine and bud and young nakedness.

I found a 5 dollar bill once camping.

I don't remember this at all.

A fan of European Peter Porn are we James?

You were craving it weren't you?

Where have you been Young Lady??? <big hug> :)

We need a professional on this. Let's ask Smoking Monkey he is a 9th Degree Cockologist.

Nice. Plus well earned.

Your French cousin?

You save up for shit like this! I know you do. You have post-its taped in front of you on the wall in your office. I'm giving this plus reluctantly because I know you're writing them down in wait. ;)

I'm anxious to see what gets aired here in States after work.

Whose foreskin are they attaching back on their perfectly mutilated penis? I've never seen a porno in mainstream with a foreskin either.

I can only agree with you and plus this comment wholeheartedly Mr. McGovern. ;) Only from my gold dead bands.

Omelete, king of Smeg. Being truthful, I like the guy he stays true to his point he's trying to make.

Stop your fucking lying!!! You know all there is to know about gaggles of cocks, boxes of dicks and sacks of peckers.

Nice one Tricky. ;)

I think it smells of smegma control.

That was the shot across your chin.

You planted this didn't you????

Smelly can be substituted for chewy you know.

Thanks for whispering this info. I was feeling like a dick moreso than normal anyway. Just trying to do the right thing grammatically is all. Once again, thanks for the quiet conversation.

Of course you do.

Thats OK Barn. ;)

You forgot dreaming of uncircumcised cocks, in your Orange PJ's, under your Reba poster. This is more complete for you now, right?

Be careful with this one Bro, this can happen easily.

I want to look it in the eye for about a week and get my shit together. Then go peacefully while watching "Man of LaMancha". I fucking love that movie and it's music. To dream the impossible dream....

If we're on that subject, I have the notion that I'll get stuck in the Karmic Wheel as a Fainting Goat in a pride of lions. Using my Catholic faith as a guide, I'll probably be cleaning the urinals right inside the Pearly Gates with a tooth brush for eternity. I have time to think about stuff like this...

You can't be that smart because those are easy to come by with only a little work. ;)

I really like the bath tub idea. I think you're on to something Injun..

She'd be ok without that thing in her chin. LOL

For the love of God man! Is that Hilliary Clinton at Yale????

Do mine too. Do you need some info?

*you're* Hahahahahaa My inner retard poked out, my bad.

I see what you did there. Your brain is showing, be careful someone may think your a smarty pants.

That's because she was born that way....;)

I'm a "Today" guy. I miss Ann Curry and would lick the miso out of the crack of her ass and Al Roker tells me whats happening in my neck of the woods.

To be able to meet and speak with whomever I want throughout history and continue learning shit I find interesting. Also, I'm going to be that ghost that has the ability to move things and I'm going to pull every top down or rip the blouse open of Aurora for the World to see those boobs. ;)

I'm gonna have a BLT with the God of my understanding and celebrate this woman's good fortune. I LOVE shit like this and need to see it in my life. Go Pork!

Well said Kermy. (in my Miss Piggy voice for ya)

The other one was when you were looking for the Greyhound bus station in the bad part of town...

Don't fuck with a Pennsylvanian with a red pencil EVER!!!

Now let the smutting begin!!!

You are assuming some pretty big balls fella.

What is "Annie Get Your Gun" Alex?

Of course.

All I could think of was the upload here of Helen Hunt. I have a real thing for that storm chaser.

Be careful, DW is a crazy whore with tits like a sow. Don't believe me go look at her private pics.

I 2nd this Amen and can't wait til I nuzzel yours. ;)

And they let you live after this exchange??? Dolph, my friend, you have just leapt up my personal cool ladder with this story. I think I may have given her a power wedgie after my initial confusion.