that skinny son of a bitch

Doesn't fall far from the cunt..

Iv just jizzed in me shorts...

Id bang her back doors in...

Epic motorboat!

This post made me go full potato... I've watched it like 25 times since it was posted...

Why is the ''fuck'' word bleeped, yet here in the US we have sex blood n violence on most stations and its cool and not bleeped?

That clip changed my life....

Videography as well, perhaps at one point?

she looks like my ex when she wakes up in the morning, scary and a hard on

Nice addition.. I need help on uploads from an iPhone .. Want to ,don't know if I can.?.. Ex took the PC.. Any help would be appreciated.. Sorry catalin if I broke a rule..

Grammy are the cookies ready?

touche

I would let her suck my pussy

Looks like she is enjoying it.

Best fight scene of all time. Fuckin great

she is my favorite star of the 50's

damn those tits!!! .. http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/9/4/…

Give em quarters to keep the music playing .
That's a Texas style of baby sitting !

She probably fucks like a tantamount

wish that would happen at my work

That's the best time to let one rip, when it's all quite at a pool turnament.

"So...which one do you want to keep?"

My fav commentary on the Catholic Church was Monty Pythons meaning of life..
http://youtu.be/dSeo2Lbjju4

The lady ref had her knickers in a bunch.. Just goes to show ya,women just don't get it that farts are funny..

It's Johhny!

" All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOBbJw0MLvk

And #2 is Jack Nicholson in The Shinning http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081505/ ( hope I'm not wrong )

Here is some Simple logic for all of you who believe that GOD exists.

Muslims,Christians,Jews all believe that GOD created the UNIVERSE and everything in it. Suns,Planets,Galaxies,Black Holes,Life itself.

But yet they insult this creator at every turn by thinking that THEY need to help this all powerful being handle his business.

If this being exists, then our judgement in comparison would be on a level not even approaching an infant. A retarded infant at that.

Elmo should collaborate with Eli Porter.

Americas got talent

is that kyle petty in the background?

http://i.imgur.com/Vhd64MV.jpg

hey just save tax payers money that way. im down with that.

It means all jobs have perks....you dont have to like it...but its been that way...and will continue to be that way.

Never thought of using the nickle ads

She can be "My favorite mistake" any day of the week. Her nips are big enough to stack CD's on. I wonder how many she could hold. My ex-wife could do 3 discs on each nipple...

Is their a smoke category? Classify you know weed cigar cigarettes women smoking ect..? Just a thought

Listen...all jobs have certain perks. If you work at Burger King, you get a discount on food, I dont see any bitching about that. If you work at Macy's, you get a discount on clothing and such, again do people confront employees all pissed off? So why we all gotta get all bent out of shape when a cop gets out of a speeding ticket or parking ticket??? Its a perk of the job.