..but was shaking his head like mad, looked like it hurt his ears a lot.

I'd watch rodeos if they started a policy of letting a few random bulls in the ring too, then they can score the "ride" and the "escape".

I felt bad the first time I saw it, by the 3rd time I was having trouble holding back, the face on the cat when it's smashed against the plastic is just too funny.

In the original video, the guy clearly knows it's there, not really a prank but still pretty awesome.

Texas is too lean...

I think it has warts...

Believe its more on the line of fighting the "reasonable doubt" of someone's identity being confused during a riot.

As in "it wasn't me and you can't prove it!" Or "you can't see a clear enough picture on that video to say with out a doubt that it was me and not Elvis!"

Am I the only one to think that it wouldn't work since it's a substance and you'd STILL need to find the individual to test them? I say, if your face is covered and no one turns you in for bragging about what you did, they'd never know unless they tested everyone in a city to find the perp. Doesn't sound like it's trackable in any capacity by satellite etc so I say this is a stupid invention. Now it MIGHT be useful in a building or somewhere that a person would try to blend in to avoid the cops while the cops are able to stop everyone and test them all but in a real riot scenario I can't see this every working...

Fucked up humor! I like! LOL.

I'd kill myself if I had to touch my brother...

the first one can't talk... even if ungagged...

2 different sinkholes, zone 2 and zone 6, Guatemala city

I just asked my wife if we could try subtext, she wasn't sure what it was but said I could show her, wish me luck!

Anyone else notice pic #1 is different than the rest? and by different I mean a different sinkhole. Easiest way to tell is the streets.

That guys is pretty decent voice wise, at first I thought it was Morgan Freeman.

loved this when it came out, sadly, was a photoshop, original doesn't have a "purdy mouth"

I'd have both if I had a power source like solar, I have tons of dvds and games I can play solo on the computer.

Ya the same here in Florida. If you think you MIGHT pass, then refuse on scene and prolong blowing as long as possible so you BAC can drop. But if you know youre shitfaced, and have a decent attorney, youre likely to get the charges dropped and only get a 6 month suspension as opposed to a whole year, not to mention the bullshit probation and fines. After getting my first DUI, I will do just as he told me...dont blow, dont do the field sobriety test, and dont say anything other than identifing myself. My lawyer is a family friend and his own brother has gotten arrested 7 times for DUI and only convicted twice. Trust me, it works more in your favor to refuse bro

In Colorado they'll just presume you guilty if you refuse and you'll get a minimum 6mo without a license and an ignition device for 2 years plus and if you plead guilty you can get your license back (with an ignition device) usually around 1 month and reduced time with ignition device.

no i think once conception takes place, its the formation of a human life and its a terrible thing to end because the mother is a whore

The picture in my head is almost inspiring me to make one myself and CLAIM it's hers until she shows the real one...

I didn't make a connection to the shooting, I was more wondering how many guys would sadly fap to this, or even take the time to upload it anywhere...

It doesn't say age, a person is a person once it is on it's own. Otherwise you think every egg is a person and then menstruation is the same as abortion.

...and women on the pill SAVE their eggs, menstruation is murder! (lol)

clowns feed on the purest souls...

This is what I was saying to the people talking about the shooter near me, if we aborted children who were disabled, it would help society. Some people can't produce a normal child and I find it unfair for the child to suffer. Sure ask a mentally disabled person capable of answering, they'll be happy they're alive, but the burden they cause would be alleviated on the child and caretaker. Besides that, if the caretaker was the child's parents, what happens when they pass? Some of these kids have to go to institutions paid for by taxes and their life becomes much worse. Some of them even have to fetch carts at supermarkets like zombies in a corny movie ending.

Implying an egg can be fertilized by another egg? Your bad English aside, it's difficult to see your point.

In the wild, mothers will eat their young if they are deformed, we're dumb enough to keep them, best to know and abort I say.

If thats massive im titanicnormus

He wanted his Kate and Edith too

sorry but pregnant women are NOT sexy unless you impregnated them...

dickless to cheat, why can't you just break up with the woman, cheaters deserve this shit

I heard the 72 virgins were Jews. This guy is gonna be pissed.

But does he wear a Semtex over coat?.

True, but I do get a hankering every now and then

LOL I was just thinking that myself...

don't be too sure =) my brother was the only one in our family to go back to church and no one in my family ever had guns, I was in the army and never had my own. My brother's church encouraged him to arm himself, he now has 2 sniper rifles, an M16 and 12 pistols. He's Lutheran.

I also live in Washington and I just moved here from Colorado, there are far better snacks my friend...

it still says WITH masturbation... so those who can't get it up don't qualify in my book

OK... calling bullshit on the description of shemale porn since 99% of shemale porn is actually gay porn with some fake tits and makeup thrown in it. I've seen like 2 videos ever with a REAL female and a shemale and I'd still rather watch a man and a woman. The description should read, for men convinced they aren't gay but really are.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little... People PAY to see that strip? Sad...

or IN Dick Cheney...

You see his dirty ass place? He's a bachelor for life.

nothing cuter than gay adolescents lol

They should stop using the word "war" and start calling it the "Corporate Olympics"

think the driver could get this thrown out of court due to the incorrect timestamp? =)

Love the EMT member in sandals...

willing to bet she does not own any sort of cookbook, she eats prepackaged crap, recipe is on the package every time.

hey this is ernie's house from ehowa.com, awesome!

don't think this was "'merica"

welcome to 'merica

Welcome to Denny's in the ghetto

I had to make sure I wasn't... still confused

LOL she's on the verge of crying, who bets she ate a box or two of ice cream that night crying and watching the cooking channel?

ya my wife is a size 2 with 26D tits with curves and a real butt, thin chicks with curves are the best

obviously didn't throw the water

that's snooki's mom

So you don't buy anything from china?

Exactly. if we didnt have a demand, they wouldnt need to supply us. Whats your point even Lucky?

these retards fuel the use of slave labor in china

seriously? you can even see where his shirt is up right there above that leg...

looks like a black dubya more than barrack even though it's barracks photo, classic

And you are correct!

shut the fuck up, im from canada but im sick of hearing the stupid bullshit all the democrat fanatics spew honestly, barrack obama is a fucking loser he obvious only won and maybe will win again because he's black, look at romneys track record, he says that 47 percent of people feel like they are a victim and he's right, time to get over the victim bullshit feed off the system mentality and get back to the capitalist way, if you want to live the god damn american dream, you earn it

If you think Obama can fix the shit he was thrown into in 4 years, you're the idiot, Mitt Romney is fucking beyond the worst choice even if you think Obama hasn't done well. Do some more research, Obama has changed quite a lot for the good but after 8 years of a pea-brain gorilla, we can't afford to toss another on in so quickly.

my brother just lost his daughter to smooth brain syndrome. She couldnt walk, talk, eat or take care of herself in any way. She was a burden in that they needed to care for her 24/7 and feed her through a tube in her stomach. She was a 6 year old with the brain power of a 5 month old...but you know what? Every time my brother, his wife, myself or her grandparents walked into the room, her face lit up in a huge smile. That girl was pure love in a broken doll's body. She made so many people's lives better. Some things are worth the pain.

Don't you think thats a personal decision ? Best made on an individual basis . It looks to me like this is the greatest joy of this mans life . If given the choice , I bet he woukd die frst to allow HER to live . Who's a better person , you or him ?

It's a hobby, its an art, its not something that HAS to be useful. The only thing you know how to handle is your dick when you're jerking off to tranny Tuesday (tomorrow btw) and even then there is probably no skill to it. Stop your trolling for a minute to admire and admit this dude has a lot of skill to do this in the way he does and the time that he does it, even if the end result isn't something you'd buy or would ever he interested in.

Most of the stunts are tryed out in foam pits or other safe places and many of the guys trying it are getting hurt before getting it right. In the end it is skills not luck but stilll......alot of stupidity needs to be there to do some of the stunts.

I always wondered why people believe that the Holy Bible is God's word when it was written by man, even though the Bible specifically states not to put your trust in man. That's somewhat of a contradiction.

People truly believe in Genesis's version of creationism, but how would Moses have known how God created the universe? He wasn't there, so there were no witnesses of much of what's in the Bible.

BTW, I write all of my comments, as well as read others' comments, in Bane's voice. His voice is tha shitttt! ;D

making trinkets isn't an art, it's just stupid. Make something useful with the glass.

people good at these stunts are basically the 1% of people who didn't get hurt in their first attempts, not really awesome in my book, just stupidity followed by luck.

belief is faith. Faith is religion.

awesome answer I must say

waiting for that great beer volcano and hooker factory in the sky myself!

OK, I know I'll get negged for this. Great parents, agreed and if they parents didn't do anything (drugs etc) to cause this kids syndrome then that sucks... but what's the point of this kid's existence? He's a constant issue and will never be anything other than a burden to his caretakers. It's like buying a dog who's always a first day puppy and shits on your floor while chewing up everything in sight. Society is just fucked, we need to just put these poor kids down, they never get to enjoy life truly. Sure if I was rich and had the money to afford a life long helper/babysitter/caretaker it wouldn't be so rough. A lot of people put these kids up for adoption cause they can't put them down as I would due because society is just retarded in this fashion. In Australia they test for these things during pregnancy and encourage abortion if found.

1. you make excellent points 2. I always loved that people have "faith" yet have the bible 3. that the bible is "God's word" when it's written by men, what were they possessed by God? sounds like someone else... 4. Did anyone else read that whole comment in Bane's voice? cause I sure did...

it's a belief, not a religion

agreed, Johnny Depp made the Mad Hatter looks like a fruit loop

You got that right...he looks like he likes to take extra breaks too. I bet he was more upset that there weren't any donuts in there with the piggies.

Awesome, I would have taken it, be like a break for him to unfold it all.

Thank you, Plus to you Sir!

LOL, the commercial said that LTE can be faster than a home WiFi, maybe compared with the first WiFi technology. Apple, innovating nothing, stealing everything and claiming they made it first.

the grammar fairy praises you for your constant self correcting

my folks have this as a magnet on their fridge

I have a sailboat, haven't done that... yet...

I turned the audio off to watch, music sucked

Sorry wessy id correct, you can clearly see both arms bent to the handle bars, what is flying across looks like the left side mirror, the thing sticking out the most and most likely the first to hit

Nice and fast. Had one die in the hospital room next to me. My roommate was on dialysis, has Hepatitis B and is in need of 2 kidneys, a liver and heart. Also 22 years old and it's all blamed on genetics. Was puking all the time from the morphine. One of pitch black Jamaicans that immigrated at age 6, Mom has lots of problems, I'm guessing she was a Jamaican street whore with hepatitis that brought her kid into the US for better medical care.
not some lazy ass street punk but a black dude with a decent job.

Haha
That's a tail.
The character is "Rainbow Dash" from the show "My Little Pony".

And of course there are no disgustingly fat Europeans, Asians or other ethnicities. Your inferiority complex based jealousy is showing.

that a tail, or rainbow diarrhea?

If death were offered up like that, I'd take it

snorlax? don't you mean American?

done salvia, and while I tripped balls, I was not that out of it, fake.

Christmas needs to be killed off, worthless holiday, makes shitty kids shittier

I'm really glad this is the first time I noticed "Granny Wednesday"

Sarah Jessica Parker's feet on a good day...

Cooked Sushi? or just Seared?

damn, makes me want to do some heavy shit in norway, this is better than my apartment