doctorgasm
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Joined:5 months ago
(13 Dec 2011)
Last visit:6 days ago
Country:United Kingdom
Could do better.

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15 uploads
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  2. totally insane off roader
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  3. going out with style and humour
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  4. freaky folk with strange shit going on
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  5. marvelous mammaries
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  1. cock suckers 94
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  2. girls just wanna have fun
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Recent user comments

  • Auroravfim | 1 week ago
    Why target 3? reply
    • doctorgasm | 7 days ago
      Wudufu? Bless you. Your lips, Your sweet lips and there's a chap coming in the back door :o) How are you anyway sweet? Your piccy looks crap by the way. You look like I should dig out my gloves for a date and we're mostly fucked up before we shag. Never worked before. Ok. Once it worked.Not perfect though. reply
  • fireball80ca | 7 days ago
    The mama bit was a little too soon,Since she passed in april reply
    • doctorgasm | 7 days ago
      I guess this refers to a comment poorly made. Apologies if I was out of place FB, not intended. My sincere commiserations on your loss. The rest of it though. I probably meant completely, if only I could remember what it was :o) reply
  • freaksh0w | 3 weeks ago
    reply
    • doctorgasm | 3 weeks ago
      LOL. Hey babe :o) reply
      • freaksh0w | 3 weeks ago
        xoox reply
        • doctorgasm | 3 weeks ago
          How's things in your sweet, crazy head? reply
          • freaksh0w | 3 weeks ago
            very loud. so, are you still mad at me...? if it's any consolation, I cleaned my mirror and I thought about you the whole twenty seconds it took me. ;) reply
            • doctorgasm | 3 weeks ago
              Which part/s of me did you think of? reply
              • freaksh0w | 3 weeks ago
                one strand of hair 3/4 of an inch from your left ear. and the ear itself I suppose. reply
            • doctorgasm | 3 weeks ago
              No, I never was, just confused. I'm happy you cleaned your mirror though ;o) reply
  • freaksh0w | 1 month ago
    *sexy voice* doctor...oh doctor... *now nerdy, nasally voice* i cut my nail too short and now it hurts...! reply
    • doctorgasm | 1 month ago
      I'm sorry, but I have no pity. I warned you about clitoral masturbation whilst using you chainsawbrator. reply
      • freaksh0w | 1 month ago
        then stop getting me that type of shit for christmas. oh but I do love the envious looks from my all my family on christmas morning. reply
        • freaksh0w | 1 month ago
          you see what it's doing to my typing doc?! reply
          • doctorgasm | 1 month ago
            Pop round my surgery babe, I'll get out my special probe. You know it makes you well again. reply
  • Wagingwetard | 2 months ago
    Long time no see buddy, hope all is going well.. reply
    • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
      Hi Wage, life's a bit of a mixed bag at the moment so not on here so often. All good with you? reply
      • Wagingwetard | 2 months ago
        Thing are going good bud, I have to work on a Saturday this week though.. that sucks.. but atleast its at a cool location.. its the naval surface warfare facility.. reply
        • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
          yeah< that sounds pretty cool but if they give you a motorboat and tell you to head out to sea and not look back I would be inclined to say no thanks reply
          • Wagingwetard | 2 months ago
            Haha yeah really.. no sea here.. everything is done in a gigantic swimming pool.. you should see it.. it actually takes a couple of minutes to drive the length of the building its in.. reply
            • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
              Holy shit. That would make an awesome r/c boat venue. reply
              • Wagingwetard | 2 months ago
                See the long straight line that looks like a runway? That is the big swimming pool building..
                reply
                • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
                  Shit. You probably wouldn't be able to see an r/c boat down the other end of that. reply
  • fkbisme | 2 months ago
    What the fuck,man, where you been? reply
    • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
      Women man. Is there one out there that is crazy in bed without being crazy in the head? Surely someone passed on this trait, I don't care if she looks like she was grizzled by wolves if she's just not a nut job. reply
      • fkbisme | 2 months ago
        I think there's a few out there but good luck finding one. My girlfriend used to be crazy in bed but after 15 years together she now sucks in bed but is still ape shit crazy in the head. reply
        • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
          So you didn't try to wean her down to chimp-shit? Heavy cheese. And I promise to stop laughing at the 15 year thing soon, ok, soon as possible. ya pinga :o) reply
          • fkbisme | 2 months ago
            I'm glad 15 years makes you laugh, it'll make me cry if I think too much about it. What the fuck is a pinga? reply
            • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
              Lol. Pinga's slang for dick in.....erm... some fucking language. Thai maybe, or Venezuelan, can't remember now. reply
  • freaksh0w | 2 months ago
    so what meds did you palm today, mate? can I haaaaave some??? you're totally drunk again, aren't you? reply
    • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
      I got some 30 minute smile juice, only lasts about an hour though. Makes your legs tremble a bit too. Are you well tonight sweet freakism? reply
      • freaksh0w | 2 months ago
        yeah, now that I saw your pics again......obhh wwooopppss let that one slip. reply
        • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
          That's what they're for my delectably twisted evening rose. You're right too, I was more fucked up than a 20p hooker last night. reply
          • freaksh0w | 2 months ago
            you perve, a twenty pound hooker...oohh ohh a £20 hooker. got it. reply
            • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
              Hell no, a twenty penny hooker, badly mashed minge etc. reply
              • freaksh0w | 2 months ago
                oh that bad? well, come back and do it again. you're very entertaining. reply
                • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
                  So are you sweet donut blossom. reply
                  • freaksh0w | 2 months ago
                    donut blossom? do you end up putting that cam in my toilet after all? reply
                    • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
                      Love what you've done with your hair too. reply
                      • freaksh0w | 2 months ago
                        the hair? yes, yes. it's all matted out and cummy, thanks to you. reply
                    • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
                      Only with your permission my raucous harlot. reply
  • apathy | 3 months ago
    reply
    • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
      Look, Apa, I sense, in some way you're not happy dude,.don't hold back mate, speak your mind, say what you think. We're all adults here. reply
      • apathy | 2 months ago
        I'm plenty goddamn motherfuckin full of joy and shit! What worthless fucknut cunt has been spewing this slander about me!?!? When I find this worthless fucktard I'm going to kick their ass so hard they'll have to drop their drawers to brush their teeth ...... wait this GIF looks familiar, kinda cool ain't it? :-D aahhh ,doesn't it feel good when your meds start to kick in? :) reply
        • doctorgasm | 2 months ago
          Sweet, count backwards slowly from 10. See the clouds drifting away. reply