Big Cocked African Cross Dresser???

Hey bro, you don't need your grandad to help you raise veges, I know what you mean - having trade secrets and the personal touch/bonding stuff, but there are so many good resources out there - the net, library, green-fingered friends - who can give you advice. Why not give it a shot and make your great Grandad proud?

there are so many things that he lived thru that i would like to know about. learn about doing anything and everythig on a ranch and learn how to grow and raise all of my own foods.

Just a little...my laptop would be a pancake

Dirtymarys is probably 4. Girls always lie about a lower number and guys always about a higher number

I also bite on bottle caps, anything plastic that will last. I doubt that guys like to be chewed on.

Safe bet. Even money

You don't know what goes through my mind...pass the bleach ;)

Oh...... think Ill stick with the penquins. Watching penguins and nothing more. lol

I like penquin vids too and Im not embarrassed at all.

Anything over 6 inches.

that's cute :D

He's an older person now that is completely alone. Karma is getting the best of him.

Crouching Tiger Hidden Anus.

Its pretty decent here, and a lot of good hiding spots to search for.

Lately, yes.

Heck, it wouldn't be so bad to come back as a dildo.
Or even as a douche nozzle.
You know where those things go?
And you don't have to beg for it or be rejected.

Sure does :) I spend my moneyhow I want when I want. I cum and go as I please, and still get the benefits of dating, but when they piss me off, I just dont answer my phone.

Yes, you're right its useless. Ain't nobody going to learn.

Alright.... That does terrify me.

Cat Adventures with Bittaboo and BeeBall?

that is true i will keep that in mind

The curiosity is killing me...

Holy shit!!!! That's kool!

Fresno. Bigger and shittier.

What city?

funny how that works, huh? speak with my agent...

Never seize, brilliant! Have done door handles with it tho, little goes a long way!

Bet Nurrys mom will listen now when he tells her he wants doughnuts for breakfast!

Dude youre allowed to sat FUCKING here or are you just lazy like me?

Honestly, that would make you just like him.

A cow will fuck you up. They'll push you down then trample and stomp your ass. They probably won't kill you or break anything other than your ribs, but those hooves are sharp and will cut you deep. Too many mushroom seasons spent running from them.

like dogs, it just depends on the animal. grandpa had a brahma bull that would follow you around like a puppy. gentle as could be. he's also had some real mean ones also. talking would come running from across the pasture to run you if he saw you.

Being a badass isnt going to stop a bullet, I would book it too.

Cool thanks for the extra info. Good to know people still care!

They suck all the oxygen outa the air. Plus needless to say they are hot as fuck if you are anywhere near one. Seen a few not as clear as that and watched a few trees super heat and explode from trapped moisture inside turning to steam. (Didn't know what it was at the time just thought I was hallucinating from heat frustration.) not too sure of the size of that one but the ones I saw we're only about 100-150 feet tall and a quarter of that wide. (I didn't go over and measure them so those are just impressions and not in any way factual.)

On her muff knuckle.

Let me know if you ever buy the Ninja Blender, or the Margarittaville Blender, we'll talk

So close...I was packing up already. Imagining my new vacuum :|

What year? I prefer a Dyson.

Wrapped around your cock?

That's what I said but explaining that to the rest of the class.

I would like a mansion underground with a shark moat protecting a small pump house. There would be a renewing keg in my fridge. A greenhouse to grow my food and weed. A bevy of hot virgin strippers. My fantasy post apacalypto crib just beat the hell out of yours.

Should I upload the prolapse video?

never the less that doesnt stray from the fact number 3 has got some lovely perky boobies