I weighed 9 pounds 10 ounces and measured 26 inches long...

My mom has passed kidney stones and given birth to me of course. During my birth, she had 5 episiotomies and as my head passed through the birth canal, it ripped open a little more to get my fat head through.

She said kidney stones were worse.

How in the fuck do you not know what in iced tea and your from the south?

Pets can be trusted. Tigers can't be pets.

Future H666 member right there.

Apparently the only things that kills porn stars are AIDS, drug overdoses car accidents, gun shots and strangulation.

Exactly! Some asshole on here commented here on the bear being shot into space video and was like "its just a bear" Fuck you whoever you were btw

those that don't are no more advanced than the animals they torture..

Truer words have rarely been spoken.

Driving is apparently a lot harder for some people. I had no idea I have had such and easy time of it.

Oh man, that was good. Actually made me laugh aloud.

12 multiplied by 12. Plus 12 = 156

...or 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12=156. Piece of piss. :-)

Either a puller, or he's one of those dogs that hangs around the gym locker room looking for someone to "spot" him...

Yep, really clear that this isn't a fight dog and I am glad.

This dog is a clear champion puller. Those muscles are huge. Much rather see this than people fighting dogs. That stuff is sickening.

Go Amateur is pretty sweet.

you mean (12*12) 12= 156 or (12^2) 12= 156

What you wrote (12 x 12) 12 means 12^3 which is 1728

He must be thinking, 'Oh what a mistake I have made.'

This alone doesn't make them better at math. Studying and practice makes them better at math.

Just when i thought that pretty much all fail video opportunities were prety well dried up, idiots with just a hair more money than sense swoop in and save the day.

"it kept coming down."

No shit you fucking genius.

That was tough to watch. I get the circle of life and all but jeez man.

I think the way nature is working it out is that the cub is dead no matter what so the mom eats the cub to have some sustenance to facilitate the production of an additional cub in the season to come.

Donald, you're not OK.

You don't have to be a fan of floppy/sloppy tits to appreciate how unique this thread is and how fun it is to see a rare sight of naked girls on here.
I do wanna know where the nude bowling is happening, though.

I find big ones get in the way. I've always preferred small ones. Plus they don't get stretch marks.

Sorry accidentally neg I agree

Yeah, she's all natural. No steroids at all.

alley alley splits

Plus 1 for u drad ! i thought i was the only one !

Wow, not even in Russia.

these sculptures are the things nightmares are made of.

Agreed....Reminded me of Howard Cosell- but with out the toupe

wtf?

this comment was made on a different Berrics vid with Odd Future.

"Why the fuck you give the phone to the white kid?" "He can read."

I couldn't help but say the quoted line in a English accent.

The vast majority of the stuff we see on H6 we would never see in a circus these days of days of yore.

Ya know, I've never understood why someone would make a sarcastic comment like this.

I mean yes, it's true that he's not singularly unique in having tattoos and piercings, but NOT having them would make him even LESS unique, since most people don't.

So if your point is that it isn't unique, then the response has to be who gives a fuck, since nobody anywhere is unique.

I mean, if you want to complain that he's a douche nozzle because he fucked up his face, then do that. But the fact that other people have fucked up their faces too doesn't make him any less horrifying.

Yeah, totally unique.

Just like everyone else with facial tats and piercings. What a cunt.

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I guess retired pro soccer player life is harder than I would have thought.

eye protection dude

at his wise masters whim...

Someone is having a really bad day!

Arnold654 is a dick.

Looks like our very own RubySmith, but with smaller boobs.

last i read they have 3. 1 bought from Russia and 2 that they have built themselves, all of them much smaller than American carriers.

For you, its a penis. For most of us is a bag, a 12 pack and a light switch.

In 10 years it will be mainstream. In 20 years they will walk and talk. That will be the end of us.

Do the Chinese even have carriers to speak of at this time?

Seems reasonable. Whats the big deal? Just a flying card and hey, catch this lit cigarette.

or a penis

Aww man, right in the feels.

So those two were black belts? I guess that is what you get at strip mall dojos.

If you ask me, god isn't all that great.

You don't. He got out skilled.

BOOM Headshot!

The ending is the best part of that vid.

I took me a few cycles through to actually see the sack kick. Fast feet

Don't play dumb with us.

I'll take my chances on the road thank you.

Mikey, he likes it!

What the fuck is the cone for?

Seems like a great way to blow your hand off. keep it up pal.

Damnit, what happened when batboy was out of frame for about 10 seconds? There was another kid in front of him and then he gets, grabs his bat and leaves.

I saw these guys at a Deadmau5 concert years ago. Funtimes while I was high as fuck on X

When she grows up I bet she'll end up a track star or some such runner type. Kiddo is way fast, good for her.

Sorry for your loss. I think about this day for myself and it crushes me.

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Pack it in, Pack it out

Jones hasn't done shit

Those were some huge hits. Not one good one from Jon Jones though.

Terry is venerated, NFL commentating royalty. He won't get punished for this and it wasn't so bad.


He should know better. But it wasn't that bad.

Hlu shit! it's Zangief

Heimlich Maneuver is all he needed. Also, a set of parents that don't know it hard to believe.

Litter bugs...

"Weird Japanese Girls."

Those words go together like peas and carrots. Or shit, a mouth and and a girl with blue Anime hair and penis tentacles for arms.

Haha beat me to it.. that's all I could think of..

SCIENCE!

Fairly sure that's F=m*a
Maybe you wanted F=dp/dt

Since when has Swedish Chef been a rally co-driver?

F=m*V

So, fuckoff massive train X ~10 kmh = a metric shit tone of force.

boom, boom, boom.

that first fight was in slow-mo

there's a sucker born every day.

Now that I would pay to see.

That's a brown recluse. Pray it doesn't bite you.

I would have poured my coffee on the camera.

When he asked why I would just tell him it's no big deal, "I am just pouring some coffee on a camera." as calmly as he told me he was making a video.

The commentary was hysterical.

Welcome to your second chance. Good luck.

Darwin award runner up. Keep trying you'll get it eventually.

All they needed to do was get it at least level at the top of the ramp and they could have made it down the back side. I'm sure they will make next time.

He is a little too calm.

I wonder where he hides the chopped up hookers? The hid-in-plain sight computer desk?

Thieving bastards are rarely smart...

He said he didn't want to scrap... Chubby fella got told and beat because he didn't listen.

Oh my god. Seriously.

Speaking of Mr Wizard, If you look up some
Of his old videos, you can still find the ingredients for explosives without having to go to an al gayda site

Your vag makes that alarm sound? Interesting...

Mr. Wizard must have left his wizarding hat at home that day.

Sexual assault is fun!

Russians; made out of sterner stuff I suppose.

Attent girls. You don't need to fake a top sharking video to get us to look at you tits.

This is why you don't go full retard.