I weighed 9 pounds 10 ounces and measured 26 inches long...

My mom has passed kidney stones and given birth to me of course. During my birth, she had 5 episiotomies and as my head passed through the birth canal, it ripped open a little more to get my fat head through.

She said kidney stones were worse.

How in the fuck do you not know what in iced tea and your from the south?

Pets can be trusted. Tigers can't be pets.

Future H666 member right there.

Apparently the only things that kills porn stars are AIDS, drug overdoses car accidents, gun shots and strangulation.

those that don't are no more advanced than the animals they torture..

Truer words have rarely been spoken.

Driving is apparently a lot harder for some people. I had no idea I have had such and easy time of it.

Oh man, that was good. Actually made me laugh aloud.

Yep, really clear that this isn't a fight dog and I am glad.

This dog is a clear champion puller. Those muscles are huge. Much rather see this than people fighting dogs. That stuff is sickening.

Go Amateur is pretty sweet.

you mean (12*12) 12= 156 or (12^2) 12= 156

What you wrote (12 x 12) 12 means 12^3 which is 1728

He must be thinking, 'Oh what a mistake I have made.'

This alone doesn't make them better at math. Studying and practice makes them better at math.

Just when i thought that pretty much all fail video opportunities were prety well dried up, idiots with just a hair more money than sense swoop in and save the day.

"it kept coming down."

No shit you fucking genius.

That was tough to watch. I get the circle of life and all but jeez man.

I think the way nature is working it out is that the cub is dead no matter what so the mom eats the cub to have some sustenance to facilitate the production of an additional cub in the season to come.

Donald, you're not OK.

Yeah, she's all natural. No steroids at all.

Wow, not even in Russia.

these sculptures are the things nightmares are made of.

wtf?

this comment was made on a different Berrics vid with Odd Future.

"Why the fuck you give the phone to the white kid?" "He can read."

I couldn't help but say the quoted line in a English accent.

The vast majority of the stuff we see on H6 we would never see in a circus these days of days of yore.

Yeah, totally unique.

Just like everyone else with facial tats and piercings. What a cunt.

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I guess retired pro soccer player life is harder than I would have thought.

eye protection dude

Arnold654 is a dick.

Looks like our very own RubySmith, but with smaller boobs.

In 10 years it will be mainstream. In 20 years they will walk and talk. That will be the end of us.

Do the Chinese even have carriers to speak of at this time?

Seems reasonable. Whats the big deal? Just a flying card and hey, catch this lit cigarette.

or a penis

Aww man, right in the feels.

So those two were black belts? I guess that is what you get at strip mall dojos.

If you ask me, god isn't all that great.

You don't. He got out skilled.

BOOM Headshot!

The ending is the best part of that vid.

I took me a few cycles through to actually see the sack kick. Fast feet

I'll take my chances on the road thank you.

Mikey, he likes it!

What the fuck is the cone for?

Seems like a great way to blow your hand off. keep it up pal.

Damnit, what happened when batboy was out of frame for about 10 seconds? There was another kid in front of him and then he gets, grabs his bat and leaves.

I saw these guys at a Deadmau5 concert years ago. Funtimes while I was high as fuck on X

When she grows up I bet she'll end up a track star or some such runner type. Kiddo is way fast, good for her.

Sorry for your loss. I think about this day for myself and it crushes me.

Those were some huge hits. Not one good one from Jon Jones though.

Terry is venerated, NFL commentating royalty. He won't get punished for this and it wasn't so bad.


He should know better. But it wasn't that bad.

Hlu shit! it's Zangief

Heimlich Maneuver is all he needed. Also, a set of parents that don't know it hard to believe.

Litter bugs...

"Weird Japanese Girls."

Those words go together like peas and carrots. Or shit, a mouth and and a girl with blue Anime hair and penis tentacles for arms.

SCIENCE!

Since when has Swedish Chef been a rally co-driver?

F=m*V

So, fuckoff massive train X ~10 kmh = a metric shit tone of force.

boom, boom, boom.

that first fight was in slow-mo

there's a sucker born every day.

That's a brown recluse. Pray it doesn't bite you.

I would have poured my coffee on the camera.

When he asked why I would just tell him it's no big deal, "I am just pouring some coffee on a camera." as calmly as he told me he was making a video.

The commentary was hysterical.

Welcome to your second chance. Good luck.

Darwin award runner up. Keep trying you'll get it eventually.

All they needed to do was get it at least level at the top of the ramp and they could have made it down the back side. I'm sure they will make next time.

He is a little too calm.

I wonder where he hides the chopped up hookers? The hid-in-plain sight computer desk?

Thieving bastards are rarely smart...

He said he didn't want to scrap... Chubby fella got told and beat because he didn't listen.

Oh my god. Seriously.

Your vag makes that alarm sound? Interesting...

Mr. Wizard must have left his wizarding hat at home that day.

Sexual assault is fun!

Russians; made out of sterner stuff I suppose.

Attent girls. You don't need to fake a top sharking video to get us to look at you tits.

This is why you don't go full retard.

Front flip to stump = ball death.

I meant 3 ...fat fingers small phone. Thanks fo the reminder; i had forgotten.

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It's situations like these where a Dexter character really starts looking good.

Doesn't The Walking Dead, season 2 begin soon? love that show

yeah, the Japanese are good at a lot of things, comedy not so much.

Things like, shitting in a girls mouth and having her puke it back into someone else's mouth, really weird anime sex with tentacles and shit monsters, and TV's.

Careful, that is still a bear.

He is one of a really odd group of people: Objectophilacs

a person that loves inanimate objects.

Holy Shit, walk like a normal person you lazy bag of fuck.

Looks like something the nurses in Silent Hill should be wearing.

He does indeed.

Oh, got it. My family is from the UK so a bit of the language has worked its way into my lexicon.

What was the effigy they were burning?

Indiana Jones wears one.

Somebody is getting their school paid for. Fucking huge kick.

the aisan girl at 1:57 had no idea what was going on.

fuckin slap-attack right there.

Everything this guy says turns out to be shit.

Yes, I really am from Seattle. Not sure of that fact's significance relative to the click above though.

He is just thinking of what the girl tied up in his dorm room is going to taste like later on is all. No big deal.

They should have used a weight on wheels switch to tell the computer which tiles the lift users were standing on and let all other tiles drop except those tiles.

That would have given them more of fright I think.

H666, now with 200% more pussy per page.