In my opinion, he's a genius.

Lived next to Newark International for 10 years and when I moved away couldn't fall asleep at night for some time because it was too quiet.

Cant speak for Australia but I know there are plenty here in the U.S. locked down for smackin up their ho's and are treated like pimp kings. Crime against a child is the charge you don't want to walk onto the tier with... ever. And PC... doesn't last forever.

That's the sound of air escaping from their heads.

She talks too Goddamn much. Shut the fuck up and bend over.

One word:

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Number 5 . Freddie mercury. In my humble opinion one of the greats if not the greatest frontman of all time. Big big loss to the music industry. Queen were the first band i really got into at about age 11 i was ribbed to hell about it at school like it was a dirty shameful secret.

Fingers crossed.

You're from Jersey. You got a good chance of having your dream come true ;^D

Swim to the Marianas trench and just sink

#3 In a photo taken five hours before his death, Elvis was asked how long before he died.....

He was probably composing a song in that pic...something akin to the Illinois Enema Bandit. One of the best composers in the history of Manking....Frank Zappa.

Dweezils dad.

#10 probably wouldn't have changed much either.

Theres got to be a clear cut understanding before the deed is done that this just sex and is not a commitment in any way, shape or form.

Hopefully Ill just wind up missing and nobody will have to deal with any of that bullshit.

Your tax dollars at work.

I like blonde Zooey (in Elf) better than brunette Zooey. (everything else)

Not friend's, that's my brother, all my brothers tell him we love him, but he still has rights to 25% of our inheritance.

You can tell theyre his friends because they didn't stab him with anything.

if you call those his friends ? i am soo glad you and me are enemies :-)

What his friends should do is just straight up beat some sense into him.

Smoking really was hazardous to his health.

Cant blame the snake. She does have fangtastic tits.

Only to him.

Big difference from a salad shooter huh sweetie?

well musician /editor or whatever you want to call him - he has patience and some sort of ability that none of us thought of :-)

nah, happens in morro bay and cayucos too; the snowy plover.

i like to steal the eggs for endagered omelettes

HAD?????!!!!!!

#2 would be wiping the gas off that Knuckle with her tits.

and her sister

Wile E. should've thought of this.

I think he was in a band.

Personally I refuse to call him a musician.

She has some great eyes,and I bet she'd be fun as hell to be around..

Zooey Deschanel.

Bet your ass he has a new pair of boots.

Bingo.

Tree rats.

Every year half of Gunnison Beach on Sandy Hook is closed because of a bird. Only Gunnison Beach. Every year.

Well that only leaves me with one option.. grab a hammer and drive it in the rest of the way..

Could begin as early as 2015 so figure somewhere around next Thursday.

Wont work because shes not listening. Shes using the time youre speaking to think of what she wants to say next.

My response to that would have been.. "look, I need to pull out that fucking nail so I can properly emphasize what your going through you crazy Bitch, so shut the hell up for a second.."

Imagine having to make that phone call.... "Hello Boss, remember that plane you had?"

Its not about the nail.

Driver was obviously locked down in PC.

^funny shit right there

Doesn't sound like hes having a goodyear.

The maintenance is too high......

it's like watching porn , an unfortunate necessary evil

"limp dick fuck-faces"

I think it was a mounted cam... I doubt someone would have manned that shot.

Yeah but cares about those states

Yeah, he picked the short straw....

Why are you looking at his cock?