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![]() | fkbisme replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Guy Wants a Kiss and Gets a Surprise Instead No but we wish you'd wear a hat... any hat. | 2 minutes ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Crawdaddysupreme's comment on Diplomats harass cyclist on Roper street I bet the bike guy won't bang on anyone's mirror again especially some mafia looking car full of big dudes. | 7 minutes ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Mitchie Brusco's Big Air 1080 - History Made The balls and skill it takes just to drop in on that ramp impresses me. | 38 minutes ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on Missingphilly's Consensual Bigamy Why marry either one of them? Why do people feel there needs to be marriage involved to have a happy relationship? Marriage kills relationships. | 7 hours ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on brazilbilly's Husband is Home!! He should have just went in that window he stopped at and fucked that lonely wife too. | 7 hours ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on turdusmcflurdus's Oh no shes going to count to 10 | 7 hours ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Cigarmann's comment on Justin Bieber Not a fetish... I'm just after his money. | 20 hours ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Fluffhead's comment on Fkbisme junior eating :-) Fuck you!! | 20 hours ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Fkbisme junior eating :-) God damn that's an ugly kid. | 2 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Mentally Unstable Woman or been victimized ? He was on a fucking bicycle... would it have been so hard for him to just go around and not make such a big deal about shit? | 2 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Girl Breakdancing On Soda Can Does this chick sell stolen speakers? | 2 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Quick thinking Karma Oz isn't a real place, they just made it up for the movie. | 2 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's On request from pdthadude What a crock of shit!! Nobody ever got any pussy by riding a moped. | 2 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to deaddog's comment on Turning the tables I think it was a prison camp. | 2 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to NamekCruiser's comment on What are your thoughts? No wonder you have no sexual experience, you're scared to step out of your comfort zone. | 2 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to polishnazi's comment on Natural Disaster So in college you got in trouble for abusing a dildo in the bathroom? | 3 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to MrFranman's comment on Kai the hitchhiker ^^^^ Call the fucking cops!!! It's him!!!! | 3 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to g0g3tfuck3d's comment on Natural Disaster Remember the days when you had to earn your place? When the new members got hazed? I miss those days. | 3 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to fkbisme's comment on Natural Disaster *here* | 3 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to polishnazi's comment on Natural Disaster This is nothing, you should have been her a year ago. There'd be five of these a night. | 3 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Dogeater0331's comment on Natural Disaster I'm from Az and live in Ks... I hate him twice as much. | 3 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Dogeater0331's comment on Natural Disaster And Sun City. | 3 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on cigarmann's Unhappy Corgis in Panda Costumes "fuck you, bitch... get this shit off me or I'm shitting on your pillow tonight" | 3 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on brohamn's The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn What the fuck!? Mr. seizure here has to be paying these chicks or some shit or promising them something. | 3 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to ukfan1986's comment on Niagara Daredevils I'm not sure if it was him or the kayak dude. | 4 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to mattamus's comment on George W. Bush has a slip-of-the-tongue... Is that her? I've had a crush on her for a long time. Sexy fucking voice too. | 4 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on jsan69's Now you see it, now you... no wait!! Clap now, motherfucker!! | 4 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Shitty festival dixie prank He couldn't stink any worse than that dude's dreadlocks. | 4 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to ecorock's comment on Shitty festival dixie prank My thoughts exactly. That door would have had some shit or something on it and why wouldn't he get out while it was on it's side? | 4 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on olympicFapper's George W. Bush has a slip-of-the-tongue... Diane Sawyer has some of the best legs in history. | 4 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on PlayfulSin's It's a grower, not a shower I have a tiny penis that grows into an even larger tiny penis. | 4 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on morbidmental's Inspirational acts of kindness I always thought there should be a good news show where this is the only kind of stuff they reported on. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on WartEncrustedDong's Thought Provoking Images. That kid is telling the bums to get off his car. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Iraq photos. Cool stuff isn't a new category, silly. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to BigFireWes's comment on WWII Weekend Oh yeah? Why's that? Do you think he's a member here and read my comment? Do you think it hurt his feelings? It's ok, he'll forget all about it in a couple minutes. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Dogeater0331's comment on BeauTs Did it make you sick or anything or was it all pain? I've heard the stings were terribly painful but I never knew anyone who actually got stung. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to BigFireWes's comment on WWII Weekend Confused it looks like. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on BeauTs Not a problem... I have a connection. | 5 days ago | |
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![]() | fkbisme replied to coraxx's comment on Cotati California You're a fucking idiot. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Warrenblackhawk's comment on BeauTs They're huge and nasty looking and they sound like a fucking helicopter coming. Those things made me run and scream like a little fucking girl. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to polishnazi's comment on Rally = 14 Crashes, 1 Turn Me too only I was going to use aye aye aye aye aye aye. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Rooster65's comment on Yom Ha'atzmaut /Nakba Day after effects So a black man can make something of himself by graduating from Columbia and Harvard Law School, become a senator, and then the president, be well spoken, and a family man and you still consider him a nigger? What an ignorant fuck you are. Like the dude or hate him he's not a nigger. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to zoidberg's comment on Men are tougher than women you say? Are you advocating the use of drugs? | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to greyghost000's comment on Ammunition Shortage In The USA I'm an owner and a collector but will never be a member of the NRA. There was an ammo shortage in 08-09 because of the NRA's scare tactics to put money in their pockets and manufacturer's pockets. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Warrenblackhawk's comment on BeauTs | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Dogeater0331's comment on BeauTs Tarantula hawks used to scare the shit out of me when I lived there. Had one come in my truck one time and it was everything I could do not to jump out while still moving. | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to atropos's comment on Cotati California How were the cops provoked? By asking them for a warrant or what the probable cause was? Do you think we should all just blindly welcome the cops into our houses? | 5 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on Newportdreams's What's your favorite Day Trip? I just drive. Anytime I need to get away I drive somewhere I've never been. | 6 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Llooll's comment on Biker riding under a truck/farm tool ? 35 - 45 mph tops | 7 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on cigarmann's Forever Young I'd do it since you can tie off. I wonder about the crazy person who built the ledge and hung the chain. And how the hell did they get the wood up there? | 7 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to TheDunwichWhore's comment on Perception of war vs the reality Yes sir... | 7 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on deaddog's Auto-cosmetic surgery gone wrong Serves her right... tough shit. | 7 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to camp89's comment on The Last Supper what the fuck, we don't even have any food yet. | 7 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on brazilbilly's The Last Supper Willy looks very annoyed that he's even there. | 7 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on deaddog's Cloud jump I always wondered who the first person ever to use a parachute was and how they tried it the first time. | 7 days ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on deaddog's The price of vice... Time for a world tour. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Happy Mother's Day I don't think I've ever told my mom I love her in a non sexual manner. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on deaddog's Vintage pics of LSD induced drawings Picasso must have done a lot of acid. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to TheDunwichWhore's comment on G0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock :-) Let's not forget the lasagna thing. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to friendlygarfield's comment on G0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock :-) Still don't get it. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to hossenfefa's comment on Perception of war vs the reality Those ar the biggest dishes I've ever seen too. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to WonkyDonkey's comment on Slow train derailment in England I doubt he has time to take a look at your phone. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's G0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock :-) I don't get the connection between her and goget. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme uploaded The Skipper | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to camp89's comment on Vintage pics of LSD induced drawings I still would! | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Rooster65's comment on Wanting to fool the dog :-) Put down the crack pipe & get some sleep, dude. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Cigarmann's comment on Wanting to fool the dog :-) Yessir... yes it was... | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme uploaded Discount Mechanic | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on Fatdrunkguy's I'd die for (so and so) My sister even though we don't talk much anymore and there's a lot of tension between the two of us. Either one of her kids too. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to GlitterAndTrauma's comment on I'd die for (so and so) I'd give your life just to see that cunt die. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Ferris's comment on I'd die for (so and so) So you give head rather than receive it? | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on zoidberg's Amish IT guy I don't think that guy is really Amish. | 1 week ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on lostmymarbles666's Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!! What a bunch of fucking idiots. What is this going to prove or accomplish? People like this give gun owners a bad name. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to cigarmann's comment on Cinemagraphs. I think the guy facing the door in the background is yanking one out. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to fkbisme's comment on Break ups and music Forgot the link.... http://youtu.be/9h7zpJSiS20 | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to t0llb00thwillie's comment on Break ups and music This one got played a lot too. It's good because he kills the bitch at the end. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to bobster's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication His name also gives away the fact that if given the chance he'd pay money to suck Philly's cock. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on Ferris's Break ups and music This song got played a lot when we split up for a year a while back.... http://youtu.be/vYpGEAwH1k0 | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to azer's comment on How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal Atta boy... keep it up! | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on azer's How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal Who the fuck are you that allows you to upload shit like this and nobody else can? | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on deaddog's The great escape Where the hell did the dog come from? | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring! Go look at all time in the people section. My number doesn't match up either. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring! #6 | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to camp89's comment on Points whoring! You fell for it... | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to dronster's comment on Female body hair I think there's something very creepy about a man who likes a hairy woman. I think maybe they're all gay and want hair so they're reminded of men and want a hairy bush so it hides the pussy and they can pretend like there's a little penis in there. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to camp89's comment on Points whoring! Don't sell yourself short, man... you're better than that. The numbers on our profiles don't match the all time list under the people section. You're actually #6 | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to camp89's comment on Points whoring! Today she wore a diaper. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to cigarmann's comment on Thomas Kuebler #3 has been my FB profile pic for a long time... love those fuckers. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Female body hair Your hairy toes gotta go. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to Natticate's comment on Female body hair I'd be concerned about how he knows what it's like to be with a little kid. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to morbidmental's comment on Aggressive Toddler Goes Crazy On Couch We could only wish.... | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to cigarmann's comment on Pitbull Really Wants That Stick Russian fashion is terrible, I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a running suit with a gold chain. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on Smashing's Female body hair Hair on her head... that's it. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Thomas Kuebler It kinda freaked me out when I saw them in the thumbnail! | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to bigpapa's comment on The Tallest Man Meets The Smallest Man No you're not. It was the first thing I thought of. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme commented on zoidberg's Thomas Kuebler I used to buy weed off a lady that looked like #10... minus the third eye. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to pakalolopatriot420's comment on Drunk Criminal Pulls Gun So was I, same reason but I had a suspended driver's license and a pocket full of speed. I was freaking out inside. | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to woodrowwilson's comment on Cold War Shelter found in a back garden Why would I wipe my ass with raisins? | 2 weeks ago | |
![]() | fkbisme replied to DenDenDenDen's comment on Type of Negs I plussed you just to be a dick. | 2 weeks ago | |
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