The Space Cowboy
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(03 Jul 2011)
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fkbisme replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Guy Wants a Kiss and Gets a Surprise Instead

No but we wish you'd wear a hat... any hat.

guy wants a kiss and gets a surprise instead
2 minutes ago
fkbisme replied to Crawdaddysupreme's comment on Diplomats harass cyclist on Roper street

I bet the bike guy won't bang on anyone's mirror again especially some mafia looking car full of big dudes.

diplomats harass cyclist on roper street
7 minutes ago
fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Mitchie Brusco's Big Air 1080 - History Made

The balls and skill it takes just to drop in on that ramp impresses me.

mitchie brusco s big air 1080 history made
38 minutes ago
fkbisme commented on Missingphilly's Consensual Bigamy

Why marry either one of them? Why do people feel there needs to be marriage involved to have a happy relationship? Marriage kills relationships.

7 hours ago
fkbisme commented on brazilbilly's Husband is Home!!

He should have just went in that window he stopped at and fucked that lonely wife too.

husband is home
01:26
7 hours ago
fkbisme commented on turdusmcflurdus's Oh no shes going to count to 10

http://mrsdentonorahippopotamus.files.wordpress.com/…

oh no shes going to count to 10
03:10
7 hours ago
fkbisme replied to Cigarmann's comment on Justin Bieber

Not a fetish... I'm just after his money.

20 hours ago
fkbisme replied to Fluffhead's comment on Fkbisme junior eating :-)

Fuck you!!

fbk junior eating
00:38
20 hours ago
fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Fkbisme junior eating :-)

God damn that's an ugly kid.

fbk junior eating
00:38
2 days ago
fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Mentally Unstable Woman or been victimized ?

He was on a fucking bicycle... would it have been so hard for him to just go around and not make such a big deal about shit?

mentally unstable woman or been victimized
01:45
2 days ago
fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Girl Breakdancing On Soda Can

Does this chick sell stolen speakers?

girl breakdancing on soda can
00:50
2 days ago
fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Quick thinking Karma

Oz isn't a real place, they just made it up for the movie.

quick thinking karma
00:56
2 days ago
fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's On request from pdthadude

What a crock of shit!! Nobody ever got any pussy by riding a moped.

on request from pdthadude
2 days ago
fkbisme replied to deaddog's comment on Turning the tables

I think it was a prison camp.

turning the tables
01:06
2 days ago
fkbisme replied to NamekCruiser's comment on What are your thoughts?

No wonder you have no sexual experience, you're scared to step out of your comfort zone.

2 days ago
fkbisme replied to polishnazi's comment on Natural Disaster

So in college you got in trouble for abusing a dildo in the bathroom?

3 days ago
fkbisme replied to MrFranman's comment on Kai the hitchhiker

^^^^ Call the fucking cops!!! It's him!!!!

kai the hitchhiker
02:20
3 days ago
fkbisme replied to g0g3tfuck3d's comment on Natural Disaster

Remember the days when you had to earn your place? When the new members got hazed? I miss those days.

3 days ago
fkbisme replied to fkbisme's comment on Natural Disaster

*here*

3 days ago
fkbisme replied to polishnazi's comment on Natural Disaster

This is nothing, you should have been her a year ago. There'd be five of these a night.

3 days ago
fkbisme replied to Dogeater0331's comment on Natural Disaster

I'm from Az and live in Ks... I hate him twice as much.

3 days ago
fkbisme replied to Dogeater0331's comment on Natural Disaster

And Sun City.

3 days ago
fkbisme commented on cigarmann's Unhappy Corgis in Panda Costumes

"fuck you, bitch... get this shit off me or I'm shitting on your pillow tonight"

unhappy corgis in panda costumes
00:39
3 days ago
fkbisme commented on brohamn's The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn

What the fuck!? Mr. seizure here has to be paying these chicks or some shit or promising them something.

the creepiest motherfucker in porn 4f
3 days ago
fkbisme replied to ukfan1986's comment on Niagara Daredevils

I'm not sure if it was him or the kayak dude.

niagara daredevils
4 days ago
fkbisme replied to mattamus's comment on George W. Bush has a slip-of-the-tongue...

Is that her? I've had a crush on her for a long time. Sexy fucking voice too.

george w bush has a slip of the tongue
4 days ago
fkbisme commented on jsan69's Now you see it, now you... no wait!!

Clap now, motherfucker!!

now you see it now you no wait
05:33
4 days ago
fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's Shitty festival dixie prank

He couldn't stink any worse than that dude's dreadlocks.

shitty festival dixie prank
00:38
4 days ago
fkbisme replied to ecorock's comment on Shitty festival dixie prank

My thoughts exactly. That door would have had some shit or something on it and why wouldn't he get out while it was on it's side?

shitty festival dixie prank
00:38
4 days ago
fkbisme commented on olympicFapper's George W. Bush has a slip-of-the-tongue...

Diane Sawyer has some of the best legs in history.

george w bush has a slip of the tongue
4 days ago
fkbisme commented on PlayfulSin's It's a grower, not a shower

I have a tiny penis that grows into an even larger tiny penis.

4 days ago
fkbisme commented on morbidmental's Inspirational acts of kindness

I always thought there should be a good news show where this is the only kind of stuff they reported on.

inspirational acts of kindness
5 days ago
fkbisme commented on WartEncrustedDong's Thought Provoking Images.

That kid is telling the bums to get off his car.

thought provoking images f2
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Iraq photos.

Cool stuff isn't a new category, silly.

iraq photos
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to BigFireWes's comment on WWII Weekend

Oh yeah? Why's that? Do you think he's a member here and read my comment? Do you think it hurt his feelings? It's ok, he'll forget all about it in a couple minutes.

wwii weekend
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to Dogeater0331's comment on BeauTs

Did it make you sick or anything or was it all pain? I've heard the stings were terribly painful but I never knew anyone who actually got stung.

beauts
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to BigFireWes's comment on WWII Weekend

Confused it looks like.

wwii weekend
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on BeauTs

Not a problem... I have a connection.

beauts
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on BeauTs

http://rlv.zcache.com/krw_blue_i_went_on_the_potty…

beauts
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to coraxx's comment on Cotati California

You're a fucking idiot.

cotati california
01:39
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to Warrenblackhawk's comment on BeauTs

They're huge and nasty looking and they sound like a fucking helicopter coming. Those things made me run and scream like a little fucking girl.

beauts
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to polishnazi's comment on Rally = 14 Crashes, 1 Turn

Me too only I was going to use aye aye aye aye aye aye.

rally 14 crashes 1 turn
01:58
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to Rooster65's comment on Yom Ha'atzmaut /Nakba Day after effects

So a black man can make something of himself by graduating from Columbia and Harvard Law School, become a senator, and then the president, be well spoken, and a family man and you still consider him a nigger? What an ignorant fuck you are. Like the dude or hate him he's not a nigger.

5 days ago
fkbisme replied to zoidberg's comment on Men are tougher than women you say?

Are you advocating the use of drugs?

men are tougher than women you say
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to greyghost000's comment on Ammunition Shortage In The USA

I'm an owner and a collector but will never be a member of the NRA. There was an ammo shortage in 08-09 because of the NRA's scare tactics to put money in their pockets and manufacturer's pockets.

5 days ago
fkbisme replied to Warrenblackhawk's comment on BeauTs

http://tucsoncitizen.com/wryheat/files/…

beauts
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to Dogeater0331's comment on BeauTs

Tarantula hawks used to scare the shit out of me when I lived there. Had one come in my truck one time and it was everything I could do not to jump out while still moving.

beauts
5 days ago
fkbisme replied to atropos's comment on Cotati California

How were the cops provoked? By asking them for a warrant or what the probable cause was? Do you think we should all just blindly welcome the cops into our houses?

cotati california
01:39
5 days ago
fkbisme commented on Newportdreams's What's your favorite Day Trip?

I just drive. Anytime I need to get away I drive somewhere I've never been.

6 days ago
fkbisme replied to Llooll's comment on Biker riding under a truck/farm tool ?

35 - 45 mph tops

biker riding under a truck farm tool
00:43
7 days ago
fkbisme commented on cigarmann's Forever Young

I'd do it since you can tie off. I wonder about the crazy person who built the ledge and hung the chain. And how the hell did they get the wood up there?

forever young
7 days ago
fkbisme replied to TheDunwichWhore's comment on Perception of war vs the reality

Yes sir...

perception of war vs the reality
7 days ago
fkbisme commented on deaddog's Auto-cosmetic surgery gone wrong

Serves her right... tough shit.

auto cosmetic surgery gone wrong
01:05
7 days ago
fkbisme replied to camp89's comment on The Last Supper

what the fuck, we don't even have any food yet.

the last supper 34
7 days ago
fkbisme commented on brazilbilly's The Last Supper

Willy looks very annoyed that he's even there.

the last supper 34
7 days ago
fkbisme commented on deaddog's Cloud jump

I always wondered who the first person ever to use a parachute was and how they tried it the first time.

cloud jump
01:58
7 days ago
fkbisme commented on deaddog's The price of vice...

Time for a world tour.

the price of vice
01:25
1 week ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Happy Mother's Day

I don't think I've ever told my mom I love her in a non sexual manner.

happy mother s day
1 week ago
fkbisme commented on deaddog's Vintage pics of LSD induced drawings

Picasso must have done a lot of acid.

vintage pics of lsd induced drawings
1 week ago
fkbisme replied to TheDunwichWhore's comment on G0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock :-)

Let's not forget the lasagna thing.

g0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock
01:33
1 week ago
fkbisme replied to friendlygarfield's comment on G0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock :-)

Still don't get it.

g0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock
01:33
1 week ago
fkbisme replied to hossenfefa's comment on Perception of war vs the reality

Those ar the biggest dishes I've ever seen too.

perception of war vs the reality
1 week ago
fkbisme replied to WonkyDonkey's comment on Slow train derailment in England

I doubt he has time to take a look at your phone.

slow train derailment in england
01:38
1 week ago
fkbisme commented on friendlygarfield's G0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock :-)

I don't get the connection between her and goget.

g0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock
01:33
1 week ago
fkbisme uploaded The Skipper
the skipper
02:45
1 week ago
fkbisme replied to camp89's comment on Vintage pics of LSD induced drawings

I still would!

vintage pics of lsd induced drawings
1 week ago
fkbisme replied to Rooster65's comment on Wanting to fool the dog :-)

Put down the crack pipe & get some sleep, dude.

wanting to fool the dog
00:15
1 week ago
fkbisme replied to Cigarmann's comment on Wanting to fool the dog :-)

Yessir... yes it was...

wanting to fool the dog
00:15
1 week ago
fkbisme uploaded Discount Mechanic
discount mechanic
00:50
1 week ago
fkbisme commented on Fatdrunkguy's I'd die for (so and so)

My sister even though we don't talk much anymore and there's a lot of tension between the two of us. Either one of her kids too.

1 week ago
fkbisme replied to GlitterAndTrauma's comment on I'd die for (so and so)

I'd give your life just to see that cunt die.

1 week ago
fkbisme replied to Ferris's comment on I'd die for (so and so)

So you give head rather than receive it?

1 week ago
fkbisme commented on zoidberg's Amish IT guy

I don't think that guy is really Amish.

amish it guy
02:57
1 week ago
fkbisme commented on lostmymarbles666's Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

What a bunch of fucking idiots. What is this going to prove or accomplish? People like this give gun owners a bad name.

open carry march on d c july 4th
2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to cigarmann's comment on Cinemagraphs.

I think the guy facing the door in the background is yanking one out.

cinemagraphs
2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to fkbisme's comment on Break ups and music

Forgot the link.... http://youtu.be/9h7zpJSiS20

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to t0llb00thwillie's comment on Break ups and music

This one got played a lot too. It's good because he kills the bitch at the end.

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to bobster's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

His name also gives away the fact that if given the chance he'd pay money to suck Philly's cock.

irish pm s response to threats of excommunication
2 weeks ago
fkbisme commented on Ferris's Break ups and music

This song got played a lot when we split up for a year a while back.... http://youtu.be/vYpGEAwH1k0

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to azer's comment on How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

Atta boy... keep it up!

no stop other meaningless words
2 weeks ago
fkbisme commented on azer's How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

Who the fuck are you that allows you to upload shit like this and nobody else can?

no stop other meaningless words
2 weeks ago
fkbisme commented on deaddog's The great escape

Where the hell did the dog come from?

the great escape 4d
2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

Go look at all time in the people section. My number doesn't match up either.

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

#6

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to camp89's comment on Points whoring!

You fell for it...

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to dronster's comment on Female body hair

I think there's something very creepy about a man who likes a hairy woman. I think maybe they're all gay and want hair so they're reminded of men and want a hairy bush so it hides the pussy and they can pretend like there's a little penis in there.

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to camp89's comment on Points whoring!

Don't sell yourself short, man... you're better than that. The numbers on our profiles don't match the all time list under the people section. You're actually #6

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to camp89's comment on Points whoring!

Today she wore a diaper.

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to cigarmann's comment on Thomas Kuebler

#3 has been my FB profile pic for a long time... love those fuckers.

thomas kuebler
2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Female body hair

Your hairy toes gotta go.

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to Natticate's comment on Female body hair

I'd be concerned about how he knows what it's like to be with a little kid.

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to morbidmental's comment on Aggressive Toddler Goes Crazy On Couch

We could only wish....

aggressive toddler goes crazy on couch
00:54
2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to cigarmann's comment on Pitbull Really Wants That Stick

Russian fashion is terrible, I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a running suit with a gold chain.

pitbull really wants that stick
2 weeks ago
fkbisme commented on Smashing's Female body hair

Hair on her head... that's it.

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Thomas Kuebler

It kinda freaked me out when I saw them in the thumbnail!

thomas kuebler
2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to bigpapa's comment on The Tallest Man Meets The Smallest Man

No you're not. It was the first thing I thought of.

the tallest man meets the smallest man
2 weeks ago
fkbisme commented on zoidberg's Thomas Kuebler

I used to buy weed off a lady that looked like #10... minus the third eye.

thomas kuebler
2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to pakalolopatriot420's comment on Drunk Criminal Pulls Gun

So was I, same reason but I had a suspended driver's license and a pocket full of speed. I was freaking out inside.

drunk criminal pulls gun
02:38
2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to woodrowwilson's comment on Cold War Shelter found in a back garden

Why would I wipe my ass with raisins?

cold war shelter found in a back garden
2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to DenDenDenDen's comment on Type of Negs

I plussed you just to be a dick.

type of negs
2 weeks ago

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