please come back no more
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(01 Sep 2011)
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Country:United States
Hometown:beneath the weeping willow
like a bird from these prison walls i'll fly, i'll fly away.

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freaksh0w commented on balsac's Favorite drug movie

thanks for sharing with us.

1 hour ago
1984Now replied to freaksh0w's comment on The Last Supper

at less some says some thing...

the last supper 34
3 hours ago
nmashkii replied to freaksh0w's comment on It's a grower, not a shower

I thought you were a girl.

10 hours ago
freaksh0w replied to fkbisme's comment on Miranda kerr

they hate you too, muthufuckuhhhh!

miranda kerr
1 day ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Miranda kerr

I hate an old sandwich.

miranda kerr
1 day ago
freaksh0w replied to SpYk3's comment on Miranda kerr

saying "h8in" is for fucking kids and sandwich jokes got old around here years ago.

miranda kerr
2 days ago
freaksh0w replied to Starvingmarvin's comment on Miranda kerr

oh, definitely! they really do some amazing things for fkb's monkey tits.

miranda kerr
2 days ago
Burrito replied to freaksh0w's comment on What are your thoughts?

Get this one out..... 867-53ohhhhh9. Good luck.......

4 days ago
Burrito replied to freaksh0w's comment on Natural Disaster

Agreed as well.

4 days ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on What are your thoughts?

now that fucking song is stuck in my head!!

4 days ago
freaksh0w replied to RazeCrusher's comment on Natural Disaster

it was a nice little getaway. i've been missing it as of late as well.

4 days ago
EyeballPate replied to freaksh0w's comment on Deer Fare - 5/14/13

"Aaaghhhhh! This is my stop!!!!!"

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5 days ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on It's a grower, not a shower

I know, was it an Orange one and did it drive up in a Monza and was it hanging with Reba? He really freaks out when they combo up like that... Ask TollBooth.

5 days ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on It's a grower, not a shower

I really don't remember anymore. bowling pins are one of the things that reminds him of uncircumcised dicks, so he kinda went into a frenzy about the whole ordeal and now my memory is a little fuzzy.

5 days ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on It's a grower, not a shower

Is that your pet name for him now "Bowling Pin"? Did you insert him head first or did you go breech?

5 days ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on It's a grower, not a shower

after much repeated kicking from macaque, all was well. thanks for asking.

5 days ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on It's a grower, not a shower

You're a reciever and use the stick to measure your gape and things to sit on. How'd the bowling pin work for ya?

5 days ago
freaksh0w commented on Newportdreams's Deer Fare - 5/14/13

he's freaking out he can't find the ding cord.

deer fare 5 14 13
5 days ago
freaksh0w commented on filthyfear's The world's most conserved hamburger: Preservative-packed Mc

i'm glad they made it clear that it's him in the picture to the right.

the world s most conserved hamburger preservative
5 days ago
freaksh0w replied to chaotic's comment on CanYou-Find-Whats-Wrong-With-This-Video

maybe he pees sitting down.

canyou find whats wrong with this video
5 days ago
CountFlatula replied to freaksh0w's comment on The Best Complete Idiots Compilation 2013

He's rapin' e'erybody out there.

the best complete idiots compilation 2013
5 days ago
freaksh0w replied to Cigarmann's comment on The human condition

what's the "w" stand for? does it make wicket w... warrick the ewok even funner to say?

5 days ago
freaksh0w commented on friendlygarfield's The Best Complete Idiots Compilation 2013

antoine dodson's intruder at 2:20?

the best complete idiots compilation 2013
5 days ago
freaksh0w replied to Candyman20's comment on It's a grower, not a shower

no "pointing fingers" in here.

6 days ago
freaksh0w replied to mattamus's comment on It's a grower, not a shower

oh, I'll always be into the chili.
http://sundrymourning.com/wp-content/uploads/…

6 days ago
mattamus replied to freaksh0w's comment on It's a grower, not a shower

I thought you were into peppers?

6 days ago
freaksh0w commented on PlayfulSin's It's a grower, not a shower

I need a yard stick to measure this bad boy I'm struttin' around with.

6 days ago
freaksh0w replied to enyo's comment on George W. Bush has a slip-of-the-tongue...

you are right on par, buddy.

george w bush has a slip of the tongue
6 days ago
freaksh0w commented on PlayfulSin's It's a grower, not a shower

such a tragedy! what ever will we do about these types of crises?

6 days ago
WartEncrustedDong replied to freaksh0w's comment on Hilarious Mugshots.

His piss smells like asparagus, huh? ;0

hilarious mugshots
6 days ago
freaksh0w commented on WartEncrustedDong's Hilarious Mugshots.

#3 is me when camp makes me take my weekly shower.

hilarious mugshots
6 days ago
freaksh0w replied to fkbisme's comment on WWII Weekend

could be...

wwii weekend
1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to Rooster65's comment on Added a new category

save the images on your phone and upload them by email on the upload page.

1 week ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on BeauTs

Not a problem... I have a connection.

beauts
1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to fkbisme's comment on BeauTs

and all you need is a waterproof toilet paper holder and you'll be set for a road trip.

beauts
1 week ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on BeauTs

http://rlv.zcache.com/krw_blue_i_went_on_the_potty…

beauts
1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to fkbisme's comment on BeauTs

the thought of using the potty has the same effect on you, too.

beauts
1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to Rooster65's comment on Added a new category

i believe we can upload by email now. pics at least.

1 week ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on Girl Sliding Down From Escalator

That would be FKB's bowels and it would be coco pebbles.

girl sliding down from escalator
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1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on Girl Sliding Down From Escalator

thought you were talking about the things I eat my cereal out of. you know, my cereal bowels.

girl sliding down from escalator
00:54
1 week ago
polishnazi replied to freaksh0w's comment on Girl Sliding Down From Escalator

exactly what I wanted to happen

girl sliding down from escalator
00:54
1 week ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on Girl Sliding Down From Escalator

You know, the inside of that dirty thing you sit on that you call a tush and everybody else calls a trunk.

girl sliding down from escalator
00:54
1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to morbidmental's comment on Girl Sliding Down From Escalator

i was thinking that, you dick! get out of my head!!!

girl sliding down from escalator
00:54
1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on Girl Sliding Down From Escalator

BOWELS!

girl sliding down from escalator
00:54
1 week ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on Girl Sliding Down From Escalator

Contrary to what you may think, I really do care about your bowels and your mental health in reference to your bowels. And yes, I love you also and not just your bowels. ;)

girl sliding down from escalator
00:54
1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on Girl Sliding Down From Escalator

you're always there when i need you. oh, how i love you so.

girl sliding down from escalator
00:54
1 week ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on Girl Sliding Down From Escalator

This sounds like you're all constipated again. Prune juice and a drum stick(a chicken one not a music one) just like last time.

girl sliding down from escalator
00:54
1 week ago
freaksh0w commented on friendlygarfield's Girl Sliding Down From Escalator

then she runs out and gets hit by a car, flies off the car and smacks into a pole, pole snaps and she rolls into a gutter...

girl sliding down from escalator
00:54
1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on The Last Supper

looks like you're saying "for fucks sake! have some respect for the son of our god, ya douchebag!".

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1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to DirtyDale's comment on G0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock :-)

are you sure? *lol*

g0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock
01:33
1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to fkbisme's comment on Happy Mother's Day

*jealous face*

happy mother s day
1 week ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Happy Mother's Day

I don't think I've ever told my mom I love her in a non sexual manner.

happy mother s day
1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Happy Mother's Day

oh...not sexually...? nope. in that case, its been a while.

happy mother s day
1 week ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on G0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock :-)

that was the only thing that got my attention! funny as fuck!

g0g3tfuck3d and me taught our child to rock
01:33
1 week ago
Rooster65 replied to freaksh0w's comment on I'd die for (so and so)

Same here freakshow.. I don't trust anyone enough.. & it sucks cuz I know a lot of great people..

2 weeks ago
Maggot replied to freaksh0w's comment on I'd die for (so and so)

Hi Mini Freak and Jr. Freak.!!

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w commented on Fatdrunkguy's I'd die for (so and so)

of course my kids, but it would break my heart knowing they'd live without me. i know it would break theirs. the only time we're ever without each other is an occasional weekend at one of their grandparents.

2 weeks ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on CNN EXPOSED

That dirty bitch if she's doing that, if she isn't then she's just a beyatch.

cnn exposed
2 weeks ago
freaksh0w commented on g0g3tfuck3d's CNN EXPOSED

now he's off to find out if his moms REALLY been putting generic ketchup in a heinz bottle.

cnn exposed
2 weeks ago
freaksh0w commented on friendlygarfield's Head banger gone wild

should have used the back of his head, where it really matters.

head banger gone wild
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2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to Gabriel00BCU's comment on High School Student Goes Off On Teacher About Education!

holy fuck! lol

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2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on Points whoring!

you are the source of all our problems!

2 weeks ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

Are you two fighting over little old me, Stinky and Stanky?

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to Tigeriger's comment on H666 Users Give Me Your Top Tips

*takes notes*

h666 users give me your top tips
2 weeks ago
mattamus replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

You guys are like an old married couple.

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to fkbisme's comment on Points whoring!

don't you tell me what to do! .............okay...

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to orbitration's comment on The Tallest Man Meets The Smallest Man

O_o

the tallest man meets the smallest man
2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

Go look at all time in the people section. My number doesn't match up either.

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to fkbisme's comment on Points whoring!

well, his page says #7 for me.

2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

#6

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to fkbisme's comment on Points whoring!

#7

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to jbaltimore's comment on Type of Negs

uhhaha duuur...

type of negs
2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to maggot's comment on Female body hair

*gasp* be careful! you'll cut yourself on the edges of that "metal picture". :P

2 weeks ago
maggot replied to freaksh0w's comment on Female body hair

Metal picture....fkbisme sucking on freaks hairy toe as he floss'.

2 weeks ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

And then he talked you into swapping diapers. He tries to do that with everyone of his buds, he says it is a Blood Brother type thing. pfft

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on Points whoring!

his had little horseys on them and mine had little monkeys.

2 weeks ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

Why don't you get your drawers read like tea leaves. Monkey's not bad and he doesn't mind shit stink.

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on Points whoring!

I don't know...I'm gonna have fairy do my astrology report tonight.

2 weeks ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

Pooping and peeing in your pants. What made this day any different than any other?

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to fkbisme's comment on Female body hair

it'll help you floss.

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to morbidmental's comment on Aggressive Toddler Goes Crazy On Couch

don't let it go so deep next time.

aggressive toddler goes crazy on couch
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2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Female body hair

Your hairy toes gotta go.

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to fkbisme's comment on Female body hair

you're gonna take whatever the fuck is given to you!

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to fkbisme's comment on Thomas Kuebler

you got hard.

thomas kuebler
2 weeks ago
fkbisme replied to freaksh0w's comment on Thomas Kuebler

It kinda freaked me out when I saw them in the thumbnail!

thomas kuebler
2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to camp89's comment on Points whoring!

I've had a very pleasant day today

2 weeks ago
bobster replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

Cats reasoning was that you obviously like your own comment and would plus it. I feel that its a bit cheap

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to t0llb00thwillie's comment on Thomas Kuebler

you can find me in something most recent... ;)

thomas kuebler
2 weeks ago
camp89 replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

Agreed, and your bouquet of urine and fecal matter is particularly powerful this evening. I'm loving you from a severe distance. ;)

2 weeks ago
t0llb00thwillie replied to freaksh0w's comment on Thomas Kuebler

Yes you do!

thomas kuebler
2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to maggot's comment on Points whoring!

i can only assume the automatic +1 is for participating, which i can understand. though it is abused quite often.

2 weeks ago
maggot replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

There are a lot of things that changed.. with all the things mentioned I like what your saying.. I'm not a points whore nor a friend whore.... But was wondering why a +1 was given all of a sudden. I would like to see who the Phantom negger is. Good point.

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to LokiMan's comment on Thomas Kuebler

the banjo freaks and i kinda have a history.

thomas kuebler
2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to treeshaka's comment on Cold War Shelter found in a back garden

:)

cold war shelter found in a back garden
2 weeks ago
LokiMan replied to freaksh0w's comment on Thomas Kuebler

oh c'mon, it'll be "fun"

thomas kuebler
2 weeks ago
treeshaka replied to freaksh0w's comment on Cold War Shelter found in a back garden

Didnt mean to make you sad.......would you like some new candy little girl?

cold war shelter found in a back garden
2 weeks ago
friendlygarfield replied to freaksh0w's comment on Points whoring!

Dito

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to learntoswim's comment on Points whoring!

i wish everyone wasn't such a cry baby so we can have the ability to see who rates comments back.

2 weeks ago
freaksh0w replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Thomas Kuebler

no sir.

thomas kuebler
2 weeks ago
freaksh0w commented on morbidmental's Points whoring!

i miss when you had to earn your points. i've also said this before but it was kinda better when you didn't get an automatic +1. it showed what you were worth in the wit department.

2 weeks ago

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