FriendlyGarfield
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(07 Nov 2010)
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friendlygarfield replied to polishnazi's comment on High Diving Giraffes

well this is a great animation :-)

high diving giraffes
7 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's High Diving Giraffes

well now it is our turn to go dive into that pool :-)

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7 hours ago
friendlygarfield uploaded High Diving Giraffes
high diving giraffes
7 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to wtfalo2jefe's comment on Girl Breakdancing On Soda Can

well watching her made me dizzy so i hope she gets something out of it :-)

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8 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's Eye check needed :-)

How could he not notice that?

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friendlygarfield uploaded Eye check needed :-)
eye check needed
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8 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to TheDunwichWhore's comment on 10 of the cutest endangered species

DW- i really do not give a flying fuck what some wet behind the ears dipshit says or writes
i have come full circle - although i confess not to be the sharpest tool in the shed - i talk things out now a days
gone are the years i resorted to using my hands
besides - i hate it when they got all wrapped up in bandages :-)

10 of the cutest endangered species
11 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to Iraqvet's comment on Not just another gun control thread

thank you Count and to you IV (thanked Mrmalaka already )
so depending which state one is in - any firearm is like a candy bar/part of clothing /tool etc - one may walk into the store , hand over $ walk out legally with desired firearm - thereafter either keep it at home , or carry it with me without a thought
yes certain states only
i repeat what i said to Mrmalaka - freedom or irresponsible governance - let me say freedom :-)
USA! USA! USA! :-)

not just another gun control thread
11 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to mrmalaka's comment on Not just another gun control thread

thank you - sounds very odd to me - but i will try recall this as a "freedom" and not as an irresponsible governance
USA! USA! USA ! :-)

not just another gun control thread
11 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on deaddog's Not just another gun control thread

http://vsoh.com/a1:banpeople.jpg/

not just another gun control thread
11 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to mrmalaka's comment on Not just another gun control thread

so then i got it right thanks to you :-)
hypothetically speaking - i come over to visit you in the USA
i walk into a store and buy an AK 47 (example ) i may keep this in my home (where i am living ) and openly carry this about were i live ? just as if i bought a shirt /hammer/tool ?

not just another gun control thread
11 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to mrmalaka's comment on Not just another gun control thread

so if i get it right ?
I may own a firearm to keep at home without any permit/licence ; however to carry it around openly i am free to do so ?
however if i wanna carry it concealed - for this i need a permit/licence ?
IMHO it all sounds "strange" to me - locally (South Africa)
i need to get all my paperwork and shit in order to apply for a specific firearm - once i get this - i have permit/licence to carry it with me (concealed only ) { security guards /police etc openly }

licence is to be with firearm all the time (in case i am asked proof )
licence/permit = indicates i am "deemed" responsible enough to own/carry my firearm
what you guys have - is ... ( cannot find words )
whom is to say that if i keep my firearm at home i am capable/able /responsible enough to own one ?

not just another gun control thread
11 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to sweetlou4u's comment on 10 of the cutest endangered species

sweetlou4u - I PISS ON YOUR 4 COMBAT TOURS
and really ? are you really that wet behind the ears that your "wants to kill me"
please go play with boys your own age and do not come here

10 of the cutest endangered species
13 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on deaddog's Not just another gun control thread

anyone from the USA please enlighten me - i heard and could not find to confirm or deny this
persons caught with firearms without permits are not prosecuted (slap on wrist )
people caught wanting to sell illegal arms are not prosecuted (slap on wrist )

(slap on wrist) = insignificant penalty given to them

if what i wrote is true ? HOW THE FUCK WILL REMOVING LEGALLY OWNED FIREARMS HELP ?

not just another gun control thread
13 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to sweetlou4u's comment on 10 of the cutest endangered species

if you do not like what has been posted - fair enough - we all have our point of view . perhaps you wanna rant about the upload to compensate for the fact that your 2 years here has not contributed one upload ?
I have no doubt many do not like what i post - negs say enough
but your ranting and moaning while not having one upload makes me piss out laughing at what IMHO is your "wannabe tough "
put something up yourself or GTFO

10 of the cutest endangered species
13 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on deaddog's Carjacking fail

good on the banker :-)

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14 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's 10 of the cutest endangered species

since they my cousins - 1 & 11 are the same family :-)

believe distant cousin of the Boss too :-)

10 of the cutest endangered species
15 hours ago
friendlygarfield uploaded 10 of the cutest endangered species
10 of the cutest endangered species
16 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to CountFlatula's comment on Girl Breakdancing On Soda Can

Count you lucky stars that Eco has just eaten - he is known to eat up those whom make such remarks :-)

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17 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to Tigeriger's comment on Justin Bieber

i had a shooting of him posted :-) Damn it did not work :-)

17 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on wecanseeyou's Justin Bieber

Well it is a sad day for the monkey in question - bieber is not responsible enough to own anything - let alone a living thing - sadly in today's world $ rules

17 hours ago
friendlygarfield uploaded Car chase turns out a duckling :-)
car chase turns out a duckling
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17 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to ecorock's comment on Mentally Unstable Woman or been victimized ?

err are we sure that is not him in this video :-)

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17 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's Fkbisme junior eating :-)

now if he eats all up he may get to smoke ? :-)

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17 hours ago
friendlygarfield uploaded Fkbisme junior eating :-)
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17 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's Mentally Unstable Woman or been victimized ?

got no words except FFS women get on with it :-)

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17 hours ago
friendlygarfield uploaded Mentally Unstable Woman or been victimized ?
mentally unstable woman or been victimized
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17 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's Girl Breakdancing On Soda Can

i got abit dizzy just watching her :-)

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17 hours ago
friendlygarfield uploaded Girl Breakdancing On Soda Can
girl breakdancing on soda can
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17 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's A grizzly Ate My GoPro!!! GoPro HD

guess salmon do not taste too good for them :-)

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21 hours ago
friendlygarfield uploaded A grizzly Ate My GoPro!!! GoPro HD
a grizzly ate my gopro gopro hd
21 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on deaddog's Turning the tables

i think camera man was still laying still until recovered to get camera out :-)
http://vsoh.com/a0:liestnfn.jpg/

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22 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on deaddog's Cool downhill ski race footage

Karma takes the good skiers too :-)

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22 hours ago
friendlygarfield commented on deaddog's More instant karma

Karma waits for no one - just flattery will not get you free :-)

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22 hours ago
friendlygarfield replied to HammerJunky89's comment on On request from pdthadude

you spot on man - she is a looker :-)

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1 day ago
friendlygarfield replied to brazilbilly's comment on On request from pdthadude

i did not believe i would ever get onto a scooter - but thanks :-)

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1 day ago
friendlygarfield replied to mrmalaka's comment on On request from pdthadude

wait up pal - bugs bunny is on the 5th floor ? i am off to say hello
^ runs off to find way up ^ :-)

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1 day ago
friendlygarfield replied to poro74's comment on On request from pdthadude

i put up scooter that ride not role :-) hehehehe

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1 day ago
friendlygarfield replied to RawrRosalina's comment on Funny Money.

i am sure you will stroke more than my ego :-P

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1 day ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's On request from pdthadude

Hope to be able to please all - requests from now onward will be only taken on the 3 floor

FYI i stay in a single story house :-)

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1 day ago
friendlygarfield uploaded On request from pdthadude
on request from pdthadude
1 day ago
friendlygarfield replied to xtc4aqt69's comment on The Best Complete Idiots Compilation 2013

thank you :-)

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1 day ago
friendlygarfield replied to Huerequeque's comment on Story of The Korean War in Colour

well - not that i moan much more or less - but in my travels - i stayed in Europe for many years - returning back here was some serious adjustment :-)

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1 day ago
friendlygarfield replied to morbidmental's comment on Quick thinking Karma

true but Karma was just as quick :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield uploaded Quick thinking Karma
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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to Huerequeque's comment on Story of The Korean War in Colour

no it is not for attention span
download speed :-(
takes me about 20 minutes to watch maybe 5 minutes of footage
so to remain downloading for over 3 hours ??
maybe i leave her download overnight :-)

story of the korean war in colour
2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to CountFlatula's comment on The world's most conserved hamburger: Preservative-packed Mc

plussed you :-)
know what i do when i want "fast foods " ?
take a packet of pasta , pot of water to boil (add salt ) in a frying pan - add olive oil ,chilli and then garlic (careful not to burn garlic )
I make 100 grams per person (spaghetti works best for me ) 10 minutes of boiling pasta - strain (take out of water - straight into frying pan (heat off ) just to stir well - straight to plate - add extra olive oil /cheese (Pecorino or Parmigiano ) and eat while hot
that is fast foods and healthy and no meats so win win :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on Huerequeque's Story of The Korean War in Colour

Huerequeque thanks and salute for this great post buddy
it is abit much to post this long video
plussed you :-)

story of the korean war in colour
2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to RawrRosalina's comment on Funny Money.

http://vsoh.com/a0:clintondolooi.gif/

funny money
2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to Torchard's comment on US Empire Will Fall by 2020

you saying it is all FBK's fault ? wait one moment - he is my buddy and he smokes dem bananas :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to Chuck16's comment on US Empire Will Fall by 2020

bud - just to point out one small part you forgot to mention
when the USA is no longer an Empire (the collapse - like the Roman collapse ) will change the face of the earth - which countries and not linked to the USA directly or indirectly ?
take a simple example - any state/country that mentioned quoting to sell oil (crude or light ) in anything but the US $ was labeled a "rouge state" and then the rulers was taken out

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to Tucker21's comment on CanYou-Find-Whats-Wrong-With-This-Video

now all you need is an avatar :-) kudos to you :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to CountFlatula's comment on The world's most conserved hamburger: Preservative-packed Mc

Count - I can understand you
if you read my comment that you are responding to - please find key word "locally" - no matter if i am good or bad - i cannot ever try to for-tell the cost of living in a place i do not live
locally to go to get a KFC meal (burger or something ) or at Steers /Mac Donald's (fast food outlets ) the price is well over the price of the raw product in a store - I get a nice piece of meat (steak/rump etc) or an whole chicken - cook it at home (you may calculate cooking expenses and soaps to wash up - i still end up spending less than at a LOCAL fast food outlet
as an apprentice (many moons ago ) i i worked 7am- 7pm 6 days a week - then the next week 7pm -7 am
i know what it is like = kudos to you :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to poro74's comment on The world's most conserved hamburger: Preservative-packed Mc

i get you Poro (English is not my mother tongue either )
since you are a chef - good one i am sure - my lasagna that you are surposed to send me daily has been missing :-) hehehehe

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to poro74's comment on The world's most conserved hamburger: Preservative-packed Mc

Voluntary ??? Poro they pay to eat that :-)
You may like these burgers or not ( I tasted it once and have never tried it again -lasagna much better )
What gets me , I do not mean just mccydees , a lot of these fast food outlets seem to bloom ( go super well) in the lower income areas. Locally I have found all these fast foods to be far from low cost , I can eat much more (heathier and better ) when going into a store and cooking the meal myself

Yes to all the world is free . You wanna go there I am in no way stopping you - just I find it 'rich' of you :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to xtc4aqt69's comment on The Best Complete Idiots Compilation 2013

http://vsoh.com/a0:garfiekdk.gif/

the best complete idiots compilation 2013
2 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's The Best Complete Idiots Compilation 2013

Some of these have been posted - but i hope you will enjoy this as much as i did

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield uploaded The Best Complete Idiots Compilation 2013
the best complete idiots compilation 2013
2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to WartEncrustedDong's comment on Crossing gate sorts out scooter :-)

you was on that scooter :-) ? thought you may fly about with your black and gold wings not ride scooter ?
^ try to imagine a butterfly on a scooter ^

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to polishnazi's comment on CanYou-Find-Whats-Wrong-With-This-Video

well i give you 4,5 points :-) feel better ?

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to ovadose's comment on CanYou-Find-Whats-Wrong-With-This-Video

you like all normal dudes kept your eyes on the girl :-)
if it took me a many views of this video to notice - read a comment and felt re leaved like you :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to WartEncrustedDong's comment on Crossing gate sorts out scooter :-)

would have felt alot better if the helmet was full ... when it rolled :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to Tucker21's comment on CanYou-Find-Whats-Wrong-With-This-Video

5 points to you and your sharp eye = 3 minutes late but ok points go to you

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's CanYou-Find-Whats-Wrong-With-This-Video

5 points for those whom get it right :-)
find the fault that is :-)

canyou find whats wrong with this video
2 days ago
friendlygarfield uploaded CanYou-Find-Whats-Wrong-With-This-Video
canyou find whats wrong with this video
2 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's Crossing gate sorts out scooter :-)

please tell me that was not just the empty helmet that rolled at the end :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield uploaded Crossing gate sorts out scooter :-)
crossing gate sorts out scooter
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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to Huerequeque's comment on Kai the hitchhiker

if it was only wanting to beat up ONE lawyer ? ^ sulks and kicks dirt up ^
then you cannot count me in :-(
but if you say more than one ? YES count me in :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to brohamn's comment on Watch your profamity

they "bleep" it cause they cannot pixelate it :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on g0g3tfuck3d's Natural Disaster

g0g3tfuck3d - alas i got sidetracked (my bad )
glad to hear you and your family are alright . sad to hear of the tragic events by your neck of the world . try see the bright side - you and your loved ones are ok
and your heart is in the purfect place when you want to go help out

^ tips hat in respect ^

now me wanna give you a big tray of my bestest lasagna to hand out to all them cats around your area - dey is my family too :-P

2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to nottslad79's comment on Natural Disaster

Notts - steer clear of g0getfuck3d - in an earlier post it was claimed she and I have a child - you find your own women :-P hehehehe

2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to nottslad79's comment on Natural Disaster

if you have a personal grip with anyone here - then the problem is with you IMHO
I have never claimed to have 100s of jobs or seen the whole world or anything like this - whom you maybe referring to is not my problem .
why come here with negative attitude ? IMHO all of us come here as a sort of escape/relaxation /have some fun/learn/teach experiences - live and let live
it is to easy to find the negative in something - try see /find the positive and you will find yourself a happy person (just some advice ) but hey - do just what you like
if we share the same view on certain things or not - who worries - we may always agree to see things as each one of us likes - last i checked , we still have that possibility ?

2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to brohamn's comment on Deadly hunt

my bad - wrote without refreshing (did not see your comment on stereotypes )

me only loves you if you keep your daily supply of lasagna coming - not like last week when wensday's supply came cold

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to nottslad79's comment on Natural Disaster

to say you can build a house (normal house per se) that can withstand the forces of nature ? well as someone whom has seen a few things on my prowls - been a builder - i say you have no real idea of just what you are really saying
it is not the three little piggies building a straw house ,wood house and brick house for the wolf to blow over . go look at the real life happenings of nature

2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to nottslad79's comment on Natural Disaster

Notts - have you ever been out the UK and seen first hand (not TV footage/internet footage/newspapers) what nature delivers ?

2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to Iraqvet's comment on Deadly hunt

IV - buddy - i may agree with the cutting of the funding (we may discuss this ) but "evolve" ??
does that mean i must evolve from been a orange and black cat to becoming a lion or some big cat like that ?

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to bobster's comment on Deadly hunt

you mean not all Americans are obese :-) hehehe
very true stereotype does fill up headlines

but you cannot deny that generally speaking - Africans ( i am one ) have very weird and far out beliefs
look at me - i believe that i will become human soon :-)

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to dv8nme's comment on South african police service special task force

that is a good joke :-)
Dv8nme sarcastic fond for you is not working ?

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to brohamn's comment on South african police service special task force

"Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony ....."
believe if one is a criminal at heart - no matter what his/her skin colour is - they will always be a criminal

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2 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on friendlygarfield's When ammunition is hard to get - True hunters make do

now that he got the bird in hand ,will he look for them two in the bushes :-)

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield uploaded When ammunition is hard to get - True hunters make do
when ammunition is hard to get true hunters make do
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3 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on brohamn's The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn

he sure gonna "hurt" many women with that :-)

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to brohamn's comment on Deadly hunt

Brohamn - when you come to visit here (Africa) you will be amazed at what people here really do believe in - just one example was that witch height fly limit post from yesterday

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on cigarmann's Unhappy Corgis in Panda Costumes

not only Corgi's that get dressed up :-(
http://vsoh.com/a1:2657124467346psk.jpg/

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on zoidberg's Crazy pipe cutting

daredevil of a Darwin kind :-)

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on deaddog's Niagara Daredevils

thanks Deaddog - learnt new English word :-)
daredevils = stupid attention whore

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to bobster's comment on South african police service special task force

now who and i say Who would wanna go to Pretoria :-)

do not know when last you was in Jo-Burg ? but i believe they have removed(worked through) all them mine dumps now
so it is more flat ? have not been up there in a long time - ok just bouncing through the airport does not count

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on deaddog's South african police service special task force

well no one has ever come close to stealing my lasagna :-)
great post Deaddog

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on deaddog's Russian has shrapnel removed from head

self note - bring vice grips (pliers) to Russian army :-)

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to brohamn's comment on South african police service special task force

Brohamn - do not want to take any thunder away from Bob (he is a South African and knows ) but to add to what Bob said
South Africa population is 90% black with Indians /mulattoes and whites making up the 10% . the chance of the crime been committed by blacks is very high therefore . but just like Bob said - there are criminals of all races,creeds in South Africa - the footage in this video perhaps is one sided - showing only blacks
if you did not get Bob's first part of his reply - he wrote in Afrikaans to you ,the language in the bank = Afrikaans is "kitchen Dutch" as once upon a time the Dutch ruled South Africa

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to bobster's comment on South african police service special task force

best part of Jo-burg is the wide freeway leading straight to the Cape :-)

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to DegduarMarte's comment on Shitty festival dixie prank

comment of the day - well done :-)

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to morbidmental's comment on Inspirational acts of kindness

like i am molesting you now :-)

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to ukfan1986's comment on Shitty festival dixie prank

swimming i believe he meant :-)

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to tiberus1701's comment on Iraq photos.

understand you totally - all the sweets/candy from my rat-packs (daily rations ) went to them little feet
just to see the happy smiles was great - when they did not come - we knew the signal :-(

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to JustenCase's comment on Iraq photos.

Justine - I was never in Iraq - so i cannot say for sure
but from the sounds of what you saying - you have either read up a little or alot and have picked out what you care to recall and use as info
anyone whom has been in "action" in "hostile " grounds knows full well the advantages of making as many "friends" as possible
from what you say - you paint an imagine of been a couch/keyboard General that has never once thought of joining your countries armed forces but pick and choose what you get to read and take that for gospel without thinking that those whom were actually there will know better than you
forgive me but this type of BS i spit out in disgust

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield uploaded Shitty festival dixie prank
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3 days ago
friendlygarfield commented on WartEncrustedDong's Hilarious Mugshots.

guess nothing says "REDNECK" better than #6 ?

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to poro74's comment on Hilarious Mugshots.

my avatar :-)

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3 days ago
friendlygarfield replied to RazeCrusher's comment on Inspirational acts of kindness

well - i never thought of it that way :-(
thankfully i have noticed and even at times been called back in a "thank you " way - see the big smile over take the sad look is uplifting to me
so i guess with your point of view - some may see it in that way too - ^ note to self - be more careful ^

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