become mormins they all love more than one wives

What does Justen Bieber and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

that fucking kid needs a swift kick in the balls if he had any..

nope

nope the gov are like dogs if theirs an ass to sniff they are up to the task.

the back is a mother fucker to treat the only advice really is keep up with the physio but remember doctors are there to help you. you get the treatment you want or think might help not just the things they think you should have.

this is my problem with living in the uk now these people leave there own country to have a "better life in the uk" then they start trying to turn my country into islam one city at a time BULLSHIT thats what i say

my god that was just shockingly bad if he wasnt such a cock muncher id feel sorry for him.

maybe shes the ultimate butter face.

awesome video makes you think just how lucky people in the 1st world really are

Thank you! ;)

thats his new facebook pic "me and the gf at the beach" sobbing in the corner haha.

its not abuse its character building.

thats one of the best fucking things iv seen in years awesome use of perspective.

the hole for your pole

You never know do u

are you sure its your kids names and not the local take outs chefs specials it wouldnt be the first time.

I am not real happy with their pricing my girl got a cherub on her neck for 150 a week ago and they charged me 100 for a Japanese symbol on my son.....I'm going to try somewhere else next time

nice but you got waaaaaay over charged that shouldnt have cost more than 55/60 buck per hour

iv got 2 on my right arm 1 on my left one on each peck muscle and one on my back all designed by myself

i nearly chocked to death on my coffee reading the end of that epic comment... plus to you

where the fuck is my giant eagle i want to ride that shit to morrdor.

Haha....two weeks

he looks like the bald woman from the original total recal when her head sections out and dun dun duuuun its arine hahaha..

Was looking for clarity is all. Namaste. LOL

that may be very true sir but they are not still alive :^D

There has been like 3 or 4 that have had the same thing happen.

the one thats still alive he lived through the war and it ended with him loosing his country that would suck..

Which one?

i would have to say the dalai lama just because of all the crazy shit hes had to live through and hes still all calm and shit.

human beings are ignorant and arrogant and are not subject to change history will repeat its self a thousand times over. every person in power that could ever make a difference will be to pig headed to admit they will never change the outcome from one that has already passed. people are the problem in history not the events.

i love my dog we just got a puppy hes 4 months old hes a his mum is a collie/rottweiler and his dad is a collie/some kind of hound lol. my first dog since my white german shepherd died a fue years ago. hes an awesome addition to the family.

i love my ps3 cause its free internet with the option to get extras

Jeepers creepers nice drop, plus awarded for this. LOL

i did read his comment i was just putting the facts out there for him... geepers mister i was just trying to help...

Two male dogs hump, but never penetrate. I think they just practice, shit they hump everything now I think of it.

Not in his front yard they don't. Read the fucking comment. Sheesh......

as long as im the pitcher not the catcher. with no kissing. no eye contact. and no dirty talk i can just close my eyes and pretend it a really tight woman hahaha

dogs will fuck other male dogs without hesitation as will primates i dont think its right either but it happens.

im quite lucky with my size its not huge 8/8 1/2 but im only 5.7'' so it looks bigger haha. but its not all about size its how you can use it "with penis comes great responsibility" to use it to the best you can even if its massive or micro.

hey thx for your input, now you can go... nah nevermind have a nice day cheers

why dont you two get a room and you can finally get to fucking eachother and get this sexual tension out the way..

3/4 scotish 1/4 irish all celtish

me too then in grade nine the teacher made us watch it... lets just say that some of my friends are still Fucked up.

they all float down hear georgie they all float!!!!!! that shit used to creep me the fuck out...

i recently moved to south wales uk from devon to help my mother in law and was furious to find out 3 weeks after we had signed all the paper work to move into the apartment the apartment was broken into to gain access to the chemists below and we were never told i wouldnt have minded if it had only been myself and partner but our 4yo and 1yo lived there too. needless to say i promptly shoved my foot up there asses and got us out of there with a full refund.

#11 those titties and that ass daaammmnnnn!!!!

join when i was 20 r.a 5th bit/spec ops. served 8 years spent two of them in training as a weapons specialist and target identification specialist spent the rest of my time in fox holes all over the place most of which i cannot say..

the twilight zone on some fucked up bath salts

i draw for a living so i drew an avatar its what i do so it represents me

iv lived in 16 houses in 3 countrys

thats one leopard i wouldnt mind being stuck in a cage with

theres nothing like the feeling of another dudes oily balls rubbing against your are well at least for these guys that is super serial gay

i always thought mj was a horse whisperer

That's what I think is gonna happen every time I go to the dentists

thats not the kind of paint id use on her breasts.

Well at least there technology is catching up with there brand new casset tapes of 80 rock music.

That wasn't a fight it was a couple of dancing queens

Another good way to waste time: try to explain this to some of my intellectually bankrupt coworkers.

I wouldn't use this on a day to day basis, but it's interesting to do something different and see how far I could push it. With enough room and patience it could go on forever. Not very efficient, but entertaining and a good way to waste time.

There is a way quicker way to count its called a calculator. Just because crazy asians use lines doesn't mean you have to. Those crafty little japs

I was thinking the same thing

i like it how in the super hero one the only fat guy in the wedding is dressed as the flash hahahaha....

why dose the guy driving the car look like bruce campbell??..

they should have done the pole vault hahaha.....

those kids shouldnt listen to that abraham lincoln lookalike....

you forgot three toed.

those yellow belly lilly livered sons of bitches...

i want to kick that guy in the balls to the fucking bully fuck...

thats good cause the money you're saving on airfare will all together be spent on the engineering of your cryogenic freezer, oh the land your wishing to do all this on, oh and protection from vandals and other people wanting to steal everything from you while you're in your sleepy time... a REALLY good alarm clock that will not have biodegraded by then, and you might wanna think about having some extra cash for the inflation that could possibly have happen by then, or the fact that cash might be gone, so you will also need some sort of long term broker company/family thing that will last that long to trade your cash for God knows what the currency will be in that time... but hey... cheap airfare is totally worth it!!

im going to get myself frozen for the next 250'000 years with the land all mushed together it's goin to save on air fair haha... awesome video tho it makes you think..

these aint creepy they look like some one was fapping and took really blurry picture.

1:32 looks like doctor evil haha

Somewhere I have a video I took of "Merlin the Magician" at Sea world of Ohio's laser show... Back in the days of Centrak laser.
. The laser programming is critical as well as the performers rehearsal in the proper cues when the laser is behind him.

i wonder what boi wan kenobi would have to say about this haha . freekin awesome tho never seen anything like it .

I have no idea! WHERE was it?

ware was the super slowmo explosion and tom cruise swooping in to save the day like in all the movies.haha

he must have had one of those cartoon lightbulb ideas.

i want to sneak that in to a midget's house and make them think they have grown haha..

holy shit. some one needs to invent some sort of machine that people can use to aid in their quest to loose weight. and some kind of diet soda that they can have to go with their extra bonus chicken and waffles bucket. cause i know for a fact these lady's would use them for sure.

all that was missing was the "BONK" sound affects

its the magical cockworm they hide in the water an rape you while you swim... haha

micheal jackson of making tea

hes the littlest crazy tea making dancing queen.

Yeah it is kinda of weird

Yes, I too appreciate a well defined areola

there is just something about nipples that are the same color as skin that turns me of. not that i woulds say no to putting her tits in my mouth.

all that was missing from that was the teacher screaming HIIII-YAAAH.

They used to make me want to barf!

Jim Henson puppets. Creepy

they scared the shit out of me when i was a kid lol. still a good watch tho.

Holy shit I remember that movie. I liked fizgig.

Chamberlain: Hmmmmm...
General: I hate your whimper!
Chamberlain: HMMMM! [they proceed down the hallway]
Chamberlain: Hmmmmmmm-mmmmm...
General: QUIET!

You took the words right out of my mouth lol

thats the things i could'nt remember thanks .

Skeksis.

they look like the things from the dark crystal. mmmmmmmm i smell gelfling..

they should have called it fist club. and filmed that haha..

he must have lost at ping pong cause the gut with the sign don't look happy...