You mean horizontally challenged.

I call next dance.

FUCK that was funny!!! i shit my pants laughing literally (O_o)

Now that your heart is racing you get in there and you show him who's BOSS!!!

Damn #4 got fucked up.

I don't think she even killed her target! Fail..

That was great. I was hoping something like that would happen.

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You could have just done the first one and this post would still be a hit.

Great song for a great hit in the FACE!

50 POINTS!!(Nailed it)

Good job there freddy now its gonna take another 4 hours to make you a new mask!

Ooooo I can't wait for Christmas NOW ;)

More like pink light special.

White vest corner pocket!

Should make one that is just the skeleton.

Good thing they weren't playing with the blender.

Could have been worse they could have ripped him to shreds!

I love the sentence "Fresher then a popsicle."

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aw how cute the one in front did a flip in the air.

He has two left feet i think.

Well at least he had enough balls to try and touch it.

I'm a little surprised it didn't go through and through lol.

I wonder what the ratio is from getting good honest people to seeing criminals? probably 1,000,000:1

Sounds Like cher.

Bumblebee tuna!

Mangrove coasts/Marskes Are built by salt-tolerant land vegetation. Favored by stable or slowly rising sea levels Deltas form when a river, loaded with sediment enters the ocean Three types of Deltas %u2022 River dominated deltas (Mississippi) %u2022 Tide dominated deltas (Mekong) %u2022 Wave dominated deltas (Nile) Estuaries form when the ocean invades the land. Associated to local subsidence (caused by faulting) or sea level rise. Good life enjoyment (tourist, cabin) Fishery resources Nursery for life itself %u2022 Drowaed fluvial valleys-Cheasapeak Bay %u2022 Tectonic troughs-San Francisco Bay %u2022 Growth of a baymouth bar %u2022 Fjords (a glacial valley)

The last one all I could think it " taste the rainbow"

The anarchy one was funny! Had me rolling

This to me is an early sign of OCD.

I think she looks even hotter all wet.

The tax evasion made me laugh.

Shit it's the wrong size maybe they'll take it back.

That's what she said!................sorry i couldn't help myself.

Well if he didn't have a crushed laringe going in he has one now!

ya sorry I'm a screamer.

Private? i found it in your trash bin when i was spying on you. ;-)

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Look out for the big ones.

the guy making the hot dogs should have coughed up ketchup that way it looked like blood.

Can't wait to try this!

That was stupid!...............I'm gotta try it!

Fuck the 2nd one had me fucking rolling.

I can just imagine that radio talk. "Now are you sure i'm just going to kick everything?" The Chief "Yes Everything"

It looks like a bot-fly but it also looks photo shopped.

I don't trust it i need to see it talk first then maybe i'd fuck it......... OK ill do it even if it cant.

You know the guy with the bull chasing him was like awe SHIT!

Yes only to be stepped on by some kid with his boots.

That wasn't drifting that was fish tailing.

Sounded a bit empty there.

because**

This guy is always doing a good job becuase if he didn't i think he'd be up shit creek.

I'd like to think it was an annihilation from mortal combat!

Looks more like a deep throat to me!

the best will always be the song
'happy happy joy joy"

i guess in peter griffins case the person became the name.

#2 made me laugh, as if he was hypnotizing the other gecko.

#1 makes me want to splash her with my sea-men.........I mean water! sea water
;-)

The last one was pretty hot.

Exactly what I wanted to see. But i think he should have been bottomless too

I kind of expected the cop to grab that beard and pull him down to the ground after that slap.

Well last thing I bought were two buckets of primer and a roller sooooo I might need a little help.

Very nice rack i'd give it 6 points maybe 7.

#3 made me laugh for hours it was like the cat said "Bitch what you say!"

Did you see #4's cat like reflex!

I like how fast he got up. It was like he was saying "it's ok it's ok i only hurt my ego"

I'm surprised no one noticed a man in a camouflage outfit get so close.

I guess he'll never become a bank robber now.

Only thing i thought of was the guy that got all wet telling the other guy ok your turn.

I guess that's the new way the kids are doing it now a days.

What happen to a good old fashion shotgun to the face. have said that that guy is pretty tough to have taken a sledgehammer.

They would look really cool if you took some LSD.

That's ok it looks cooler all smashed up like that.

good thing the tires grounded them out or everyone would have been dead.

I was expecting a shark when the title said spear fishing surprise.

#5 looks like the little girls got to that icing on that cake first.

The last one with that crocodile would have made me shit my pants!

I wonder if anyone desided to throw a pee fill'd snowball?

Love the one at the baseball field when the pitcher hit the bird.

Hey cat I don't know if everyone else is having this problem but if I watch a video the sound cuts out almost 10 sec in

I guess she's ready for P.E.

Yes because i bet that made him feel like a big man. <--(sarcasm)

I love seeing the images people can make up very creative. Good post

Karma's a bitch, he'd better watch his back.

Ronald Lee Ermey has to be the best shit talker I've ever seen so far.

In the first picture she probably killed him because he left the toilet seat up.

probably the same guys that think its cool to wear a hoody in summer.

Looked like he was begging him not to shoot.

Apparently there was no LINE for these girls.

That's ok well only be here a couple more years its somebody else's problem.

I'd been funnier if the roles were reversed.

Ya it was the dogs fault this time. The officer walked up slowly but the dog was still going to attack. What they should have done was used a non-lethal shot or even a tazer maybe.

I think he busted a nut. Literally!

The last one left his light on

I wonder how they came up with this. "O I have an ideas lets make a metal face cover for a cat; and you know what just for the hell of it, lets put something that goes up the ass too, so you can hold the cat like a bag".

except maybe a staph infection!

Sorry i have to say it "No pain, No gain"

He was on his Ipad that's why they went down.

I see a prodigy here!