Get her drunk first.

No, but I did see one with 3 midgets and horse. WOW!

16 seconds and I'm out!

Actually, that cat is a fasionista and hates that cheap fucking mirror.

I would love to the the one when these guys die.

It's a joke, dumbass.

I'm not retarded and my overbite wont let me close my mouth all the way!

"And don't you bring me no more fucking bills!"

This was like a lady's adventure of sex with me. Anticlimactic.

Clearly they're fucking.

The confederate flag has become more of a warning sign than anything. I appreciate that idiots brand themself with it so that I know in advance what I'm dealing with.

I know! I mean, without texting, what did they do when they drove places?!

Better than a retarded brother.

Dude! Just walk away!

With the proper medication.

I have a Jack Russell that can find moles from inside our house. Open the door and age bolts directly to a spot in the yard, SQUEEEAK!, dead mole.

That's all I see everywhere. It's my "I see dead people"

This was actually for the iPhone 5 release.

Ah, my neighbors...

Can't a rigger get a break?!

That would fit my wife, Larry, perfectly!

Prison Surprise Sex.

Everything but his phone number...

I apologized! Can we please move on!?

Need held?

Sweet! No reach around tonight!

I was fucking this guy's wife while this went on. She was equally amused. I have a funny penis.

yawn...

That neg came from Uploaded. He gets 4 in on me every day. I think we're girlfriend/boyfriend.

I know you didn't. I know who does. I know who doesn't. I'm like Santa... only I don't get you gifts.

Yeah, and things like "The best thing about fucking a 12 year old girl in the shower is wetting her hair down and pretending she's 9." are just never received as "funny".

My humor on posts involving kids never goes well.

Yup. And he did in the debate. He clearly said that falls straight on his shoulders.

I've seen so many motocrossers get destroyed and jump back up and ride away. Y'all aren't right!

That guy is such a cracka he could sop up the whole Atlantic Ocean!

Not a Donkey Punch candidate.

Awesome! Nothing is off limits amoung drunk buddies. I've been to a hospital with broken bones from similar antics.

Well... it's not nice to stare. Her parents have a point.

Adreneline kept him from feeling the pain. I've done that on a mountain bike. Mega crash... pop up like everything is cool to save the embarrassment of lying on the ground in your crash, then WHAM! the pain makes it passed the adreneline and puts your right back down.

Rednecks think anyone with mental illness is "schizophrenic".

Challenge Accepted!

Loved the money shot out the stack!

I hate you with every fiber of my being :)

I need to touch them or it didn't happen!

It's because you are such a weirdo :)

That's fucking awesome! I'd be proud as shit!

Less talking and more boob producing!

Not to mention the guy is asleep and can't say "No."

That's my favorite way to beat ass!

Great job LASSI... *slow clap*

He learned to do that while his dad fucks him.

I'm moving there. I'll be their King!

Do something impressive. Ride back up.

I think they're full of shit.

Added Cupid Kidz to my list of favorite bands.

Outtakes are awesome, too! People don't get it...

Put her in the "box" and I'll deal with her.

I sold a whole bunch of that one, too!

I sold this phone!

One tackle by the pony tail and she's back in the kitchen.

You spelled Soccer wrong. Probably distracted by the dick in your mouth.

I proudly speak for Funlover when I say you. I can't believe he says that shit. I think you guys should wrestle.

Tell me how it changes the price of ammo when it's passed :)

There are a lot of people that abuse welfare. We need more meaningful Welfare Reform to help get/keep it under control. Clinton and the Republican House/Senate did some great things. I look forward to the current Republican House putting forward some great Welfare Reform that can be passed by the Senate and signed by the President. Idiots like the guy in your rental property need a wake up call.

It'll be worth it! They look like they should be nice. She's gonna write my name on them in lipstick!

Has considered?! LOL... go away, you lost. Get over it.

Not saying that at all. I was asking if you could legally own a gun. I don't care if it's a pain. If it's important to you, you can still own one.

I was here 4 years ago when others, like yourself, said the same thing. They said he'd NEVER get re-elected. They all killed they're accounts and went away pre-election. Try not to do the same and please drop by in 4 years provided the United States still exists.

"They" regulate the ammo?

B-U-T-T-H-U-R-T. Get over it.

Commander-in-Chief, Bitchcakes. Cammander-in-Chief.

Your "we all lost" feeling says a lot about you.

Pardon me, but I've heard thousands of bullshit stories in my life and yours sounds like bullshit. I don't give a shit if you don't give a shit.

Well it would seeeam to me that HE'S NOT DONE SHIT.

Doom on you! Doom on you! You guys are so over the top with your 'Obama will destroy the U.S.' song and dance. It's so old. You lost, you tried your ass off and you lost again. GET OVER IT.

Oh good, so you realize morons hoarding ammo out of fear of it becoming scarce will contribute to ammo becoming $5 per round?

Go away. You lost, get over it.

Don't put being a loser off on us. I'm a winner. Last night felt AWESOME!

He killed Bin Laden.

Or if that nutjob didn't have guns he wouldn't have been able to go in to a theater and shoot a bunch of people.

How much was a ticket to Obama's America? This is so fucking over the top dramatic...

What's he done towards taking your guns?

Make some more shit up. It's fun.

The President doesn't set the price of ammo.

He should get to touch them.

He would support re-introducing the assault weapon ban that was allowed to expire. However, It's not been part of his platform he's ever campaigned on. Can't be much plainer. You guys need to read what I said and not change it to something else.

Where are the boobies?! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES!

Plussed it just in case. Good thinkin!

It's titty time!!!!

Re-introduction is not expansion. He supports gun control, I'll give you that. But, as you've stated, he didn't campaign on it. That's what I orginally said.

Because a mile high is not high enough!

"Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."

The KFC across the street from us had a radio system between it's order speaker and the window. Using an o-scope we found the transmit and receive frequency and had endless amounts of fun fucking with both customers and employees. Yes, I belive we were breaking Federal laws.

Mans best friend, FO SHO!

You dick! You can't put sad stuff on here. Sorry for your loss, bro. I like my dogs more than my kids and I can't image how you're feeling right now.

Never around when I want to sell my kids...

That must be what drivs the Arabs crazy.

I'm 38 and she still lets me do it.

No one in Washington or Colorado could be reached for comment.

Are you saying you can't own a gun in Australia?