More or less!

But you can always catch this...
8======D~~~~~~
Love you, man

So I got vaccines and you guzzle sperm to stay healthy? Hey, to each his own lol

And after that heartbreak, I turned gay.

He's been cracking up jokes about Poles long before you were born. Legend says a Polish girl broke his heart!

What do Poles do with all their gold medals?
Go home and get them bronzed.

Golly Geez, leave me alone, you are making fun of me

Tell us another one with the Poles, Fap...

There will be if you send me one!

I'm I nude atleast lol?

Yeah, and some say my dad pack a nine incher!

No worries, baby. There's a picture of you in my wallet!

He's an Eyetalian so cut him some slack.

I'm willing to give that a go

If I lived in the 80's and worked as a Social Service Counselor, I'd suggest this dude a carrier in the Porn Industry.

In your case drinking will help you stop from getting into trouble.

I hope fate bites that screaming cunt's ass Final Destiny style.

His dad should have left him as a slippery white puddle. Then this would not have happened.

His dad?

I hope they poke out her fucking eyes.

Modern day hero is what Mohammad is. Thank you indeed.

I'd say don't get caught doing a fat slag.

No surprise there. I mean, with all those minerals and vitamins in human sperm.

Okay...WEIRDO!

then get a flea and tick collar

Let's just say something is eating me alive!

that's when he rebuttals with even a 747 would look small flying into the grand canyon,besides the small dick thing is played out like a mother fucker and should really not effect him unless he is a lady man who weeps to backstreet boy songs

is that why you hide your face

What if she says his dick is small? Not a good idea, I think.

Yeah, I want her to touch my toilet seat.

You want here to touch you were you PEE.

Those camera lights are lightning

It's amazing how one can see flashing camera lights from space. Beautiful.

Lots of people touched her "soul" in her teens too...... hahahaha

She was a teen herself.

Traci Lords. She has touched my soul since my teen years.

You too? I even paid for it!

Ugh! Glad I'm not the only one.

Same here... And those books in the background. It's a trend now to record such videos with a library in the back so that the speaker looks smart.

Lifting eyebrow did it for me!

Anus Wide Shut

The French Anus

Anal Me Up! Anal Me Down!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b32e274850bdf76c2c232b6…

Pets buried in pet cemeteries don't go to heaven...I heard it too.

"Us" as in brothers in clean underwear.

I hope you have learned something, then... but, I still don't get the "us" part...

Since I joined this site. I read your banter with great interest.

Since when you & I are part of "us", Jo?

I talked her into using the turkish toilet. It's alright Faps, she is one of us now.

Just as long as our balls don't touch, I'm good with that.

Are there any women or men on here willing to stand in the background with their mouths open? I have this great idea that will make me feel good about my penis size!

4) Retarded

4) hungry

Pick one:

1) Former employee
2) Kicked out costumer
3) Made fun at

He could come up with his very own politico-religious movement, called Zoidism... and the followers could be referred to as Zids...

Jesus Zoid sounds much better than Jesus Christ.

Don't, he never does explain the origin of species.

I see what you did there ^^^^

Charles Darwin published "On the Origin of Species," which I never read BTW!

How long did you go without fapping?

For the love of all that is holy I just can't decide.

Like this?
http://snopes.com/photos/risque/…

I live for the day when we can pick up vaginas on our way out of the store.

Isnt it the glasses that makes him
unrecognizable

What's the point! I mean, no one will recognize him when he'll put on the suit.

I was referring to an economic model, not geographical region.

"Locco peepo" <---------I will seriously mail a check for $50.00 to the person who gets this reference

This guy is from Finland and there is something called Scandinavian Socialism there. Welfare state at its best!

#3 - If that lady lived in my neighborhood where I grow up, all the boys would've cut their arms off.

Fuck you negative one. death to the faggots. iv never met a queer that was any bit trustworthy. fuck em... and their diseased asses

Or he was just nervous! Wanna go on Skype and talk about it over a glass of Chardonnay?

your gaydar is very potent... I thought the exact same thing when I saw the way he flipped the bird.

He won't be anymore where he's going : )

There's fagness all over his body language. My diagnosis is homosexually repressed individual.

preferably ones that each sentence with " ya know wot im sayin" and with a white towel hanging out of their back pocket for no particular reason...

What's with these gay insults lately? Haven't you guys heard the news? "Gay" is the new "straight!"

I wonder how she sounds when she orgasms!

"Jesus, here I come!"

Dont kid yourself. With an avitar that gay you would never be with anyone's wife or sister unless you were doing their hair

Especially since I don't have one. I am done with the back and forth taking up space thing. Have fun with yourself.

I should've said I'm with your sister.

We are about to order dinner and we are laughing at your pokemon looking avi. and joking about you spending the rest of your life.......alone. But if your fapping to her pictures, your not the first.

Typing on my phone...your wife's with me and i just came.

Liar! Your wif

How about you film it, and then turn a video camera on the screen ,,boom. done..

Yep... as I said, great studio work and special effects...

I refuse to send you a PM about a BM...

Again, PM's...FFS! No need to make this public.

Yeah right. You're just hoping he send you pics.. ;)

I still might...

You could PM'ed me that info, you know!

Anyone can shit standing up. It just requires more clean up....

He can take a shit standing up.

I always knew God is an asshole.

I plussed you with my pencil dick.

FFS...wash your feet woman!!!

Cut him some slack! He was born yesterday.

had to re watch to hear that lol...get him out