Well that should only take about 15 TO 20 seconds!

Now there is something that you only get to do once.....................DIE.

I would like 2 rusty trombones and an anal storage box to go please!

One thing you can truthly say about #2 is there ain't no flies on her.

I'd be a lot more impressed if she could lock both her heels behind her head while sitting nude on a couch!

Sorry to disagree with you man but a Muslim is a fucking Muslim and they all should be sent back to the middle east where they can kill each other in peace and leave the humans alone.

Killing your self is stupid doing drugs that fuck you up is stupid. There is a law against stupidity but cops only enforce it to drug users and people who want to commit suicide, or people who put their lives at risk, like jaywalking on a busy intersection.

I had - it just hadn't refreshed the page when I commented. You can only delete for so long.

You have to be wrong because if there was a law against stupidity then there would not be anyone left outside to walk the streets.

please read 14 comments above................and NO, I did not neg you sweetie.

In Canada these muslim fucks have started breeding with the French in Quebec because a Frenchman will fuck anything and are Catholic so will spawn a bunch of ankle biters in a big hurry that these cocksucking muslims can turn into little Jihadists at a moments notice. Taking over this country one fuck at a time.

Are you trying to say that you finally met some "good" muslims FG?

There is nothing at all wrong with letting a bunch of muslims into North America ........................I need moving targets to keep my aim perfect!

I am like crawdaddy and love the smell of pussy. Something about a hot excited pussy that just makes me drool and my eyes cross. Maybe it is just a Canadian thing.

I just read an article where she says that she was paid $1.5 million to do the sex tape and I immediately thought that somebody has way too much money and very little brains to pay this skank $1.5 million to suck dick on camera!

I have 2 on my knees, 2 on my lower arms, 2 on my upper arms and a full fox hunt that starts with the horse and rider on my upper chest and goes over my left shoulder with 5 hounds running down my back and a fox tail sticking out of my asshole.I was sober for all of them but never thought about the conversational art until it was too late.

Yes this looks quite impressive but can she do this without any clothes on and a pussy full of $1 dollar bills...........I think not!!!

You and I must share the same friends...

I would hope he would request Obama.

I used to have friends come over on Saturday night to party and they always left the house looking like that................shit everywhere and food all over the floor.

I got sick and puked just watching him do all that exercise..........WHEW!!!

I couldn't even fap in a room that looked like these do.

I had a cat that used to do that and we hit him with a newspaper for doing it.

Sounds like just another really good day in Iraq!!!

As long as I am kissing the girl next to her I have no objections to kissing after getting a hummer.

Yes I would love to meet everyone but especially multiplesplease as that is one woman that really winds my crank.

This has to be one of the worst cases of suicide that I have evsr seen.

"Now that Ali has passed his small arms test it is time he tests the new line of suicide vests we have".

I have a big dick and little feet...............or is it the other way around...................fuck, I can't remember!!! It sucks to get old.

Which should make it OK for all the kids to watch it.

He just beat them blue and blue because they were already black or else he could have beat them black and blue.

1950 Monarch and I had to put 4 new tires on it and they cost me $10.00 each and me and that old flathead 8 cylinder wore them out in 10,000 miles.I thought my old man was going to kick my ass but then he reminded me that I uzed my own money to buy them so then it wasn't fun anymore.

Good thing i don't live there, only work :P... and yes it is a shit hole

Could be worse Pooky, I could live IN THAT SHITHOLE CALLED Toronto.

I'm sorry to hear that...

Fredericton,New Brunswick, Canada

If he'd waved a 20 at her I'm sure she'd have gone down quicker.

I bet that was the fastest she ever landed flat on her back for a man.

And to think that Obama wants to take away the 30 round clip fpr 9 mm's, this was the perfect opportunity to use one.

Congrats Raze, glad to hear that everything went fine but I am troubled about one thing you said. Take a video and put it on yOUTUBE.......................what the hell is the matter with h666 and your friends..........lol,just kidding man.

Not all rodeo clowns are honest.

Absolutely, and I'm a Captain of the Fashion Police.

He should be arrested and put in prison just for wearing those pants outside the house!

Thank God he shit himself because it allowed him to slide down in the seat real quick.

I couldn't believe that she was turninh down butt bucks and I was so glad to see that she was just holding out for the hundred figure.

She goes down the hill faster because she has the extra weight for the race.

No wonder I am confused I must be a lesbian too always thought she was hot

I must admit that I don't find Rosie very appealing but we do both like licking pussy and avoiding cocks so we also have a lot in common.You don't suppose that I might be a lesbian to do you..............

So does Rosie O'donnell. Do you find her appealing?

Her appeal FKB is that she loves to lick pussy and have nothing to do with cock so she and I have a lot in common.

Hahaha well no one likes a tyrant sooo...I got nothing.

I don't think anyone on here likes Tyranny's but there are a few here that like tranny's.

I have prayed for that fkb but I guess that no one is listening to my prayers as all I get to do is fap and fap and fap and......

Not even a suprised sound.. I would have left quite the swearing conjunction(probably something like holymotherfuckingshitcampblowsmen) had I been in that car..

Guess he didn't like the inflight movie!!

"Well nothing to see here so I will just keep moving along."

Good thing is that there isn't much of a mess to clean up.just a broom and a dustpan and after a few swipes we are ready to go again.

When you gotta go you just gotta go!!!

She's blue on the inside. Lol

But you can't see the blue Wonky so I just thought he just beat her black and black..........lol.

BLUE..... She was already black. lol

NO..........shes not that good looking.

how come you took the pics down sweetie?

Holy fuck he beat her black and black!

That was just the price to keep it between her victim and me.

I guess this one finally learned to be more cautious.

What? You didnt know the Judge?

I'd rather have her leave the parking lot like that instead of how my wife leaves one. I got a $610.87 bill to pay from my wife's attempt at backing out of a parking spot at the grocery store last week!She was seen backing into the vehicle behind her then leaving.

Not that well obviously, dumbass did the whole thing in front of a camera. Any professional that was on a job would have scouted out a better location to fire from.

Any job worth doing is worth doing well and you have to admit that this job was done well.

You have the right to be anally probed and severally finger fucked! I never got to do that when I was a cop.I feel left out.

They can all deepthroat a banana and smile but give them a Dick and after four inches they are whining, crying and choking while complaining about it being too big!

Hey....... one out of three is a pretty lousy average.

I tried to make music with my ass but couldn't stand the smell after the first chorus.

I knew it...........I'm a lesbian too because I love hot women!

Keep it up judge and Jack Layton's zombified corpse will hold you down and make a lady outta you!

Sounds like someone was turned down by his sister for the family blow job.

You had me until you mentioned that you like Obama and then my opinion of you dropped to zero.

Yes but he was supposed to be looking at your tonsils!!

Looks like Tim the toolman Taylor might have tuned that lawnmower up.

You have to love the new vodka dispenser!

I appreciate that man. Lots of people are morons who dont have a heart.

If I know her, waiting to chew his balls.

With a net and chloroform.

NO......NO..WED, the question is supposed to be "do you like salty nuts" not salty balls.How do you ever expect to trap Smiley with your version?

Some people just don't understand that animals are better friends than most people are. Sorry for your loss Zeus.

What the fuck is your ex doing scratching at Campy's door???

After the shower and the delousing...

I fucking near pissed my self laughing at your statement and wish I could plus you 100 times or as much as the beautiful Mamipacha's ass would hold.

I know what you mean about getting it at least once a day and if my wife ever finds out where I am getting it once a day then there will be two of us in the shit.

Is that before or after her taking a shower?

I think instead she should be a run away model!

Lets see now.........................hmmm, no tits, cunt covered up with a mop of hair and just plain fucking ugly. No, nothing to fap to here so I might as well put my dick back in my pants and save it for one of our H666 girls to do this stunt.

He was probably just looking in to see if he could find out who was suffering in there what with that dammed caterwalling going on inside.

He missed the perfect opportunity to give those puffy lips of hers a little rub while she had those thighs well splayed!!!

She's just out enjoying the sunny day and trying to get a bit of a tan........looks like she was sucessful.

I find that my farts do the same thing when around a small flame there by coining the old phrase"holy flaming asshole".

Thank God that the EMT's were there to help him after his stretcher rolled over during that high speed manuver.

Getting so a young lady can't even step out for a little sun anymore without the cops bothering her.

Just a momentary lack of self control.He will get it all together in a few seconds.