Where in the hell did you manage to find this shit? Thats the most fucked up thing ive seen all week!

I should send him to the hell where people are skinned alive

that second that was unnecessary, you have offended me sir.

TollBoothWillie pimps dress shoes.

I think he was well within the rule of thumb here...

the bushwacker......the bush buster......the (dare i say it?) cunt munch.....

They obviously don't respect the authority of a McDonalds crew member! You think all he does is take your money. He spits in the food too!

He got "bus"ted the fuck out.

Only the basic cost. No maintenance fee(dress,jewellery)...
Cheap indeed...

Dude almost piss in his pants!!!...Good 1 Jeff!!!

Looks like burnt flapjacks

Oh man. Whoever got to pixalate this, no doubt made it that technician's day.
He was probably thinking just moments before: "Man, if I have to do one more robbery or fire, I'm gonna quit!"

She probably got a backdoor surprise while doin it doggy style.

ha ha !

Yeeaaah dude, because he probably was.

Ouch! Id hate to be her.

You make me want to slap a hoe

Smells like matches.

what a rediculous practice, doe's nothing to toughen them up. How about allowing them to fight back?

That's a 2012 V6 Camaro w/ a 09 sticker in the window.

I'm picking up the car, now. Give me your address.

I don't have one but we can test drive one ;)

I would have plussed normalizer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1w7Fh7VNto

Pandora can I see your box pls?

And lets not forget landing on the moon...Zoid!!

Camero? Chinese knockoff?

I'm sure you also believe that there really aren't hot girls in my area waiting to chat with me, as well, right? Dork..

Many are also convinced ken block does his gymkhana with no mistakes and in one try. Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect.

Yeah, and the "salesman" was an actor.
He's probably just saying, "Darn, heck," and "I love this" when they bleeped him.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2vdfvck.gif

You guys know that it was all faked, right? Jeff wasn't even driving for the "stunts" (if you'd call them that).

Would have been even funnier if he responded after with, "Who the fuck's Jeff Gordon?"

Who did?.. And why?.. Or do you just talk about guys sucking guys dicks every opportunity you get?

For you, I would even let them clean the windows.

If you don't laugh at this. there is something wrong with you.. lol

It would have been funny, if there was a little girl in the trunk. OK maybe not!

You're right. That's my 401k plan...umm want some gum?

He just turned whatever the problem was into a mudslide avalanche of new issues by running. Iknow. I know. Don't be a bitch.

My friend named his cock "Sir Spewsalot the Turgid."

It was Spewie for short.

Just sayin...

That monkey can do more push-ups and sit-ups than I can.

T is for Tampon.

t is also for too much.

Get those babies out on the street, they should be selling chicklets and cleaning windshield so they can buy their own tacos.

Did you pay your uploader fee yet? $4.99 per upload via PayPal. Charging per upload ensures that whoever uploads something is truly convinced it's worth uploading.

T is for toss his salad

What about my 9 babies? They'll jump me if I throw their tacos!

"Turgid" wtf has that hot yo do with fucking? Apart from the fact it means swollen!!

Wouldn't sleep.

And C rhymes with FKB and fkb is me.

Stallone is still making Rocky movies, what's this one 13.

How would you like to wake up and have that shit staring at you?

Twat Thrust

But if you get 10 tacos for a dollar from the street vendor, you could eat 5 and toss the other 5.

You can see the tape on the stick as he skates back to the box. On the video uploaded by supreme.

There is no way a real Mexican in that bunch. We never throw a taco! It's the equivalent of a white chick throwing her iPhone. Wouldn't happen.

It's my fan club.. I'm thinking one of the negs is from whatever account mr. Reality has now, the second is probably from lovemytits or burrito, and the last is from E.T... Yes E.T. do you know how easy it is to neg someone by accident when you got fingers like this? http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/492/…

Train?

Or a city block.

Spanking= exercise?

Who the fuck would neg a comment w/ such a beautiful pic in it!?! Some of you are really fucked up. You could learn some things from Wagingwetard.

Come on Camp! No way Kutcher can act like he has a penis.

you do that just getting up to get another smoke.

did you see his hot bod?!

Thats with a capital T, that rhymes with C, and stands for Camp.

Creeerpy: pr. noun (k rear py) When John Waters takes you from behind.
sentence: I got my first Creeerpy at Studio 54 in 1977.

Oh my that was a good one, note to self leave doctor danny ALONE!

Only ask that when you catch them masterbating in their own feces in the kichen. If not they take it personal!