As long he doesn't look in my eyes its all good

umm, ok I wouldnt pass that part, but they can blur it out Japanese style

yes an epic fairytale. Call the porn industry, it must be made immediately. id gladly play the dwarf :)

the hole time i was watching that i was think to myself my dick would look huge in the little ones hand/hands

He moves in and one night ,you catch him watching you change. He gets embarrassed and scurries away likea spider monkey.

You feel so bad that you find him and cuddle him. He says he's never seen a womans naked body before,and that he may never have a wife or even kiss a woman.

You feel bad,and decide to show him the wonders of a beautiful womans naked body.

Fap,Fap,Fap,Fap,Fap,Fap .

I say the same thing about my penis.....

Yeah leeloo, that would look good on you.

No. I agree with you in that there are lots of things children should not be exposed to, especially onlike, and boundaries are essential in a kid's development. Honesty is also very important too.

Understood. I supposed if you choose to protect your own little one's innocence from things you feel are too graphic, that's cool. We had a cat that had kittens when I was a kid, so I never really had to ask.

The original story of storks bringing a baby was that if children were nice to the local nesting birds they would bring a sibling for them the next year. If they were cruel the stork would bring a dead baby to their home. Sounds pretty brutal to me.

Why is it sick for a child to witness the birth of another child? 'Splain Lucy!

Ha! I gots one up'd.

Giggitty!

Kudos to you = sounds like a well toured person :-)

I think I counted 4 men and 4 cooters. Take your pick....

You know how to say the right things to get my attention! ;-)

Need a hug? Wink wink ;P

What would like? We could make a deal!

I was too. Only thing that would have made up for it would have been bare breasts.

Are you dissapointed?

So true :)

Yeah, being a former Marine... I have to watch my language. I keep a swear jar around the house. I've donated so much money to that thing

Just like this- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6c9fufk51qzado…

You could sure pack some shit in there!

Peaked your interest. Looking for a storage space?

can be embarrassing whilst shopping with the kids though....

I completely agree!

I do :)

da,nisam tu bas aktivan toliko,gledam slike,rijetko kad napisem nesto..pozdrav

Countryside must be beautiful. Met a few people from there- sorry we did not have time to talk more about it. You are welcome to tell me about your country.

Am i there leeloo? Because that would be awesome.

we had just finished studying the ottoman empire, and the teacher just quickly brushed over eastern Europe, so whenever I had to do a project I always picked an eastern European country. in Richmond public schools, history starts with slavery in America and ends with the civil rights movement...

I love Dubrovnik - though it has been 40 years since I was there...

I did a report on Croatia in 10th grade, or on Magyars, either way,I have a 3.5 floppy disk somewhere that proves I know where it is!

znam ja...:D

Been to Split

I work with friends from Croatia and Bosnia....people that fought against each other in the war now work together here in Texas...that always trips me out

my fantasy isnt of me ringing in , mine includes riding an elephant in at morning tea and asking for my parking spot for my elephant , turning up everyday in my slippers and bathrobe , nothing else on just my bathrobe and work boots ! throwing my keys to the ferrari at my boss telling him to park it round the back and dont fucking scratch it little boy ! just seriously taking the piss and having a good laugh at the stupid managers until they fire me hahahaha , cant sit at home all day with all that money and not have a little fun with it !!

At least I can count on you to back me up leeloo, you're one tough casino cookie :)

yeah... i have been told that before ;p

I was fantasizing just now!

I'm here to hump! Did I spell that right? Damn, Spellcheck!

Is this it?

http://edenfantasys.com/sex-toys-for-men/…

Ummm....Aaaahhhhh....Heeeey... *walks away*

Listen.....I have some wild things on my body you can photograph....

Shit... and all this time I thought she was diggin' it!

Ever hear this one?

An elephant was walking through the jungle. He stepped on a thorn and started to cry. "OW, OW! This hurts! Somebody help me!" Just then, a little mouse passed by.

"Oh, please, little mouse!" the elephant pleaded. "Please take this thorn out of my foot! It really hurts!"

"No Way!!" cried the mouse. "I know you! You stepped on my brother last week!"

"I'm sorry about that! Just, please! Help me! I'll do anything!" cried the elephant.

"Anything?" replied the mouse skeptically.

"Yes! I promise!" swore the elephant.

"Well, okay!" said the mouse.

So the mouse pulled the thorn out of the elephant's foot, causing instant relief.

"Thank you little mouse!" said the elephant. "What can I do to repay you?"

The mouse smiled and said, "Now, you have to let me have my way with you."

The elephant was horrified. But, he did promise the mouse he'd do anything, so he reluctantly obliged.

I've heard a lot of people say that if you're going to get both done, get them done at the same time, because they hurt so bad that you won't go back for the other. It's the same as everything else though- everybody has different limits. Mine didn't hurt any more or less than any of my other piercings (other than my lobes- I didn't even hardly notice those going through). So think about it again!

You've only got one nipple?

Before you do anything with your breast, I will need to check them out. I will provide any recommendations (if any).

yep, fake.
a 3 yr. old isn't developed enough to conceive shading, nor have the motor skills necessary, or the spacial vision to create that.

I would too if you gave me the opportunity...

Of a pierced nipple?

And his arms are clean after laying them on the finished product and it's amazingly shiny when he picks it up.

I hear that getting your clit pierced is the new nipple. I know a guy...

wait ...wait I just read on youtube that this is fake ( the hand never changes shape ).... hm.....

Thanks. Now I have a better mental picture and more details would be appreciated.

Please show us yours!

No, not a bad guy, just not foolish with a bird on a branch on my forehead. I rather get a nice set of boobs tattooed on my forehead lol

On her forehead ? lol that's horrible. If I ever got a tattoo on my face, I'm going for the Mike Tyson look.

Marketing, probably.

I wonder if anyone here has it already.

I say we jump him! He might like it though.

Our dysfunctional family logo ?

I think he was taking pics or video for his future victims!

Damn crawdaddy beat me to it...well I've got an extra big carrot I could show you ;) (best I could come up with)
I took a peek after I made the comment to see where you were from.
I only guessed France or Italy because I knew that truffles grow all over those places. I was a cook for a long time so it was sorta my job to know these things.

Put another log on the fire and we'll get it to well done... ;^D

Tartar...

"My body just craves for meat"

I can help you with that... ;)

I'm 40% gummy bear...

Truffles are also good! Been a while since I had one. I'm guessing your from France, or Italy?

Whatever, to each their own. I know a few people who don't eat pork because they simply like pigs.

I feel like I should make a joke about eating you but I can't think of anything clever right now...

Everything DrunkenPiano said plus pigs are really smart and affectionate creatures ,some people debate if they are smarter than dogs or not....
http://youtube.com/watch/…

How is a horse any more noble than a cow? Or any animal for that matter? I hear people say stuff like this all the time and I don't get it.
I think bears are pretty cool but I'd still eat one given the chance.

Bet you would look good in a corset:-)

Well my hat's off to ya.

My guess it's his hat.

He will have to use is finger.

;-)

I really like the idea. Thanks

i see what you did there!

I see the likeness but he is raising the wrong brow,

I like it hard and rough ;D

Like old people fuck, right?

Dude named Denis broke his neck and spine. Died. Other guy got a concussion and lived

The clip was over.

:^)

That's kinda sad to hear leeloo, but at least you know who to trust.

If you could afford two boats I don't see why you couldn't afford another specially with the insurance money left over.

you got to give the guy some props for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim reference

It won't phase her.. look at all of that extra padding.. :)

How can you not be turned on when Captain Jean-Luc Picard whispers dirty words in your ears?

Maybe. But you should probably get high regardless.

You must watch Halloween 3 and read j18speed's hit comment.

And even then you may never understand

There are just some things we were never meant to know.

I will hold you to this!

How about posting a few of those videos so we can study them - you know, so we can get a better understanding of the female perspective in this type of situation?

I think women worry more than men about getting old. Who wants to fuck a dried out clam with a saggy arse and tits?

Men just need to worry about carpet burns to the low swinging ball bag.

I would love to have one of these too

Irrelevant. It`s the brown eye that matters most.

getting wet works all year for me
mmm

U must have realy soft pillows :)