mcp
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(11 Nov 2006)
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mcp replied to zoidberg's comment on George W. Bush has a slip-of-the-tongue...

Bertie Ahern said the same. Look at him now.

george w bush has a slip of the tongue
1 week ago
mcp replied to irishjohn80's comment on Downsizing

Didn't see a Hiace.

downsizing
2 weeks ago
mcp replied to isgrimnur's comment on Downsizing

If you have to live inside one of those in Alaska, with nothing for heat except a propane fire, would it be warm enough?

downsizing
2 weeks ago
mcp replied to jimmymac's comment on Downsizing

Dunno about you but I measured across my knees while wiping my ass and those conveniences look kinda narrow.

downsizing
2 weeks ago
mcp replied to aporrata's comment on 12-year-old calls out cop for illegal parking

I see what you did there.

12 year old calls out cop for illegal parking
2 weeks ago
mcp replied to Tathead's comment on Boxer arrested after brawl

Exactly.

boxer arrested after brawl
3 weeks ago
mcp commented on friendlygarfield's Peregrine falcon with cam strapped to back kills duck mid-ai

Talk about a birds eye view.

peregrine falcon with cam strapped to back kills duck
3 weeks ago
mcp replied to ecorock's comment on Time - Lapse | Earth

Probably this guy...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan

time lapse earth
4 weeks ago
mcp replied to stinkerbell's comment on Dexamethasone. Stronger than any street drug.

Radiation plus dex.

4 weeks ago
mcp replied to SpaceInvader's comment on Dexamethasone. Stronger than any street drug.

Sounds horrible. Thanks for that. Mind you, if my skin dissolves, as can happen as a result of fucking around with bone marrow, the embalmer will have a tough job justifying an open coffin.

4 weeks ago
mcp replied to maclean1690's comment on Dexamethasone. Stronger than any street drug.

Was on that briefly til I was introduced to Oxy. I feigned distressing side effects from Tramadol knowing that the next level was Oxy. Nice way to buzz out during, say, a stem cell transplant. I've had two, both last yr. On the Oxy, an entire month passed in the blink of an eye. Wouldn't mind getting my hands on some but this ain't Canada.

4 weeks ago
mcp replied to disturbed88's comment on Dexamethasone. Stronger than any street drug.

Inability to concentrate, insomnia, mania? I can't imagine doing that shit for years on end. Tough break.

4 weeks ago
mcp replied to brohamn's comment on Dexamethasone. Stronger than any street drug.

Already getting plenty of hemp;-)

4 weeks ago
mcp commented on ChelseaGrin's Just Another Day At The Office..

The bit I loved was when the protagonist landed on the goon's abdomen and caused him to exhale blood. Fantastic!!!

just another day at the office 5f
4 weeks ago
mcp uploaded Dexamethasone. Stronger than any street drug.4 weeks ago
mcp replied to hendrix1175's comment on Truths.

Jeez man, the cure sounds worse than the disease.

truths 96
4 weeks ago
mcp replied to Iraqvet's comment on The Armenian Genocide, 24th April 1915

Agreed.

4 weeks ago
mcp commented on friendlygarfield's Extreme Hammocking

The boys need to ease back on the smokes.

extreme hammocking
01:46
4 weeks ago
mcp replied to Iraqvet's comment on The Armenian Genocide, 24th April 1915

Teachers routinely around the world are prevented, by law or intransigence, from teaching the dirty secrets of one's country, be they foreign or domestic. The Soviets expunged mass rape from the record, the Japs done similar. In Ireland, nothing is taught about our own Civil War from the 1920s. The French are not big on mention of the Pied Noir, nor are the Belgians on the Congo.

4 weeks ago
mcp replied to birdmaaaan's comment on The Armenian Genocide, 24th April 1915

Look, if we debate the wrongs committed upon all victims of genocide we'll be here forever. Humans hate humans and that's the end of it. Multiculturalism engenders distrust towards those different, distrust towards the State and distrust towards your fellow man. I'm all about hating the culture, not the skin colour. We Irish suffered under the Viking sword, then the British. Historically the weak are enslaved or driven out, as was the case with Catholics. Once the British were gone it was open season on Protestants. These guys were neighbours. These things need to disappear from the racial memory for things to move on. Fap seems to be Canadian, Flap British. Aren't you guys all in the Commonwealth? ;-)
And Fap wins on a split decision.

4 weeks ago
mcp replied to Iraqvet's comment on The Armenian Genocide, 24th April 1915

No offence dude, but I think you're out of your depth debating with OF.

4 weeks ago
mcp replied to PissFlap's comment on The Armenian Genocide, 24th April 1915

I don't believe that the Japanese have come to terms with their state's war crimes, the state curriculum only has passing references to atrocities in occupied territories during WWII. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…

4 weeks ago
mcp commented on catalin's But officer they are smoking marijuana!

Fuck all rats.

but officer they are smoking marijuana
4 weeks ago
mcp replied to RIGHT AND EXACT's comment on I hate whyte ppl

I'm afraid he should have read the section on apostrophes while in that dictionary.

i hate whyte ppl
4 weeks ago
mcp replied to olympicFapper's comment on Mass debators

Goddamn it man, I love your devil's advocacy. I was about to (try) to dissect your above post regarding dogma, but I think I'll keep the mouth shut instead.

4 weeks ago
mcp replied to olympicFapper's comment on Mass debators

Harry S.Truman was a devout Southern Baptist. Teller, Oppenheimer and Szilárd, while all born into Jewish families, appear to have eventually moved to a position of Agnosticism.

4 weeks ago
mcp replied to irishjohn80's comment on Mass debators

I doubt that too many here have heard of Fr. Hackett. Made me smile though.

4 weeks ago
mcp commented on maggot's Racing crashes...some of the best and biggest

Need some of these at 01:18 http://jfhanleyfencing.com/wp-content/uploads/…

racing crashes some of the best and biggest
04:40
1 month ago
mcp replied to ukfan1986's comment on Michael Marin Commits Suicide

Especially not a jail ran by Sheriff Joe Arpaio. End up like Beecher from "Oz." Jonesing for tits.

michael marin commits suicide
04:34
1 month ago
mcp commented on Maggot's The Udar Musical instrument

Not as good as Picard's flute.

the udar musical instrument
01:50
1 month ago
mcp replied to enyo's comment on 2 + 2 = 5

That was a two parter where they kitted out JLP as a special forces type recon. Good episode.

2 2 5
06:52
1 month ago
mcp commented on azer's Jealous man murders his friend by literally shoving his foot

Not the first Vlad to try something like that...

jealous man murders his friend by literally shoving
2 months ago
mcp replied to dorkfishstacy's comment on What would you do...

Impressive. I, for one, would love to pound you all night. Rear anal cowgirl with clit rubbing. Gets me every time.

2 months ago
mcp replied to dorkfishstacy's comment on What would you do...

How are the sphincter muscles? Or do you ration the back door action?

2 months ago
mcp replied to dorkfishstacy's comment on What would you do...

I've a thing for the ass yet never met a woman who liked it. You have assgasms? And fuck the van; decent hotel, 8 ball and a bottle of Jack. Make a weekend out of it.

2 months ago
mcp commented on Jasonbourne's What would you or wouldn't you do for a million bucks?

I'd rather eat shit than do this http://heaven666.org/cum-fart-cocktail-ba-53712.ph…

2 months ago
mcp commented on jules's What would you do...

Out with the smart phones and try to out gross your fellow traveller.

2 months ago
mcp commented on Jasonbourne's Brain freeze competition goes wrong

Nice gap on blondie.

brain freeze competition goes wrong
2 months ago
mcp commented on jsan69's NC Sheriff

Lets face it, the dude driving and videoing tailgated the cop, then undertook him. Are both of these actual offences in the States?

nc sheriff
01:48
2 months ago
mcp replied to olympicFapper's comment on St. Patty's Day brutality?

You are dead right. The police aptitude test in this country is specifically designed to weed out independent thought and decision making abilities. I suppose it's not a bridge too far to assume it's a worldwide phenomenon.

st patty s day brutality
2 months ago
mcp replied to hossenfefa's comment on Mad Cow Attack

In Ireland we refer to a virgin cow as a heifer, castrated bulls are known as bullocks. The bull is the bull.

mad cow attack
2 months ago
mcp replied to catalin's comment on Inside Guantanamo Bay

Hostilities will never end, there will always be an enemy. But I agree, cheaper by far to waste 'em now.

inside guantanamo bay
2 months ago
mcp commented on brazilbilly's Bowling

Wonder how he faps?

bowling
02:06
2 months ago
mcp replied to WartEncrustedDong's comment on Funny Graffiti.

It's shit.

funny graffiti 54
2 months ago
mcp replied to catalin's comment on Boob job failure

Fag?

boob job failure
2 months ago
mcp replied to deaddog's comment on A better way to cut firewood

Those multi bladed splitters are excellent for pine, or any straight grained timber, but the one I made for my own splitter failed on ash, beech, sycamore etc whenever it encountered knots.

a better way to cut firewood
04:17
2 months ago
mcp replied to FeralGuy's comment on Real Life Princesses

D.P. it is then.

real life princesses
3 months ago
mcp replied to pimflax's comment on It happened to people like us

First they came for the Mexicans, you did not speak out--
because you were not a Mexican.
Then they came for the Asians, you did not speak out--
because you were not Asian.
Then they came for the blacks, you did not speak out--
because you were not black.
Now, everything's ok.

it happened to people like us
01:02
4 months ago
mcp replied to Klavel's comment on Skater Fight

Go back far enough and they all came from the same continent.

skater fight
02:06
4 months ago
mcp replied to Comley72's comment on The Sandy Hook Shooting - Fully Exposed

Had a shank before, although the wife would probably draw the line at fellatio during a bowel movement. Probably...

the sandy hook shooting fully exposed
4 months ago
mcp commented on dead dog's Breast ironing

Hey, whatever keeps the birth rate down. Ethiopia should adopt this custom.

breast ironing 56
07:49
5 months ago
mcp replied to EyeballPate's comment on 9 Steps Is Too Many !

I used to fap to this..

9 steps is too many
01:59
5 months ago
mcp commented on Cigarmann's Eagle Tries to Grab an Easy Meal

[image]Same here. Damn you CM!

eagle tries to grab an easy meal
00:59
5 months ago
mcp commented on Cigarmann's Tis the Season....

[image]

tis the season e9
03:09
5 months ago
mcp replied to Dracon1123's comment on Yes, the are a real doll!! (hand made by the doctor)

Don't rail against the Cat!

yes the are a real doll hand made by the doctor
5 months ago
mcp replied to TristusNamVitae's comment on Officer shoots unarmed man 11 times

Any idea what the officers sidearm is? Would it have to be on full auto to empty the clip that quickly?

officer shoots unarmed man 11 times
00:55
5 months ago
mcp replied to devilex's comment on A baby across the street ...

[image]Then it's ass to mouth.

a baby across the street
00:59
5 months ago
mcp replied to ArtemNY's comment on Gay marriage

Czy jeste%u015B gejem?

gay marriage
03:00
6 months ago
mcp commented on WartEncrustedDong's Scooter rider crash.

I fucking love dash cams

scooter rider will never be home again
00:25
6 months ago
mcp replied to StankyLegs's comment on Little mermaid

Dunno if stoma porn is possible. I'd watch it though.

little mermaid
01:51
6 months ago
mcp replied to j18speed's comment on Old school rave party

Slightly different lyrics than I remember.

old school rave party
02:18
7 months ago
mcp replied to albertwesker's comment on Old school rave party

Don't believe everything Eminem sang about. That's an urban myth that's been around for nearly two decades.

old school rave party
02:18
7 months ago
mcp replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Old school rave party

And probably deaf now.

old school rave party
02:18
7 months ago
mcp commented on WartEncrustedDong's The wrestler.

[image]He done it better.

the wrestler
00:51
7 months ago
mcp replied to MrSworld's comment on Grammar matters

No way your comment deserves 5 negs. No way, your comment deserves 5 negs. Punctuation is important too.

grammar matters
7 months ago
mcp commented on Cigarmann's Weight Capacity Exceeded

[image]Bring her out on this...

weight capacity exceeded
00:47
7 months ago
mcp replied to Rageous's comment on How Not to Cut Down a Tree

More cheap lumber, I say.

how not to cut down a tree
01:39
7 months ago
mcp commented on zoidberg's Haka face off

Translated-"Cook the man some fucking eggs.."

haka face off
04:52
7 months ago
mcp replied to Devilstones's comment on Drunk driver

Great song for a kiss and a cuddle at the school disco. Plus one sir!

drunk driver
01:10
7 months ago
mcp replied to Cigarmann's comment on Suspect Dies In Police Car After Calls For Help Ignored

[image]
Bang!

suspect dies in police car after calls for help ignored
07:34
8 months ago
mcp commented on Beatblazer's Why throw one like that!

It's been done.

why throw one like that
01:17
8 months ago
mcp commented on friendlygarfield's Sikh temple shooting

I thought about this last month after Colorado cinema massacre and have done so again today; suppose these deranged killers had instead decided to waste some of the Westboro funeral picketers, how cool would that be?

sikh temple shooting
10 months ago
mcp replied to irishjohn80's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism.

True but nobody acquiesced like we did.

the antikythera mechanism
07:51
10 months ago
mcp replied to Elvergudo1's comment on My Next Job

"have"

my next job
01:00
10 months ago
mcp commented on t35t35's Brown vs Blck

Reminds me of the Mir vs Nogueira fight.

brown vs blck
03:58
11 months ago
mcp commented on TheDunwichWhore's Take me to the place i love, take me all the way.

David Webb would've made it.

take me to the place i love take me all the way
01:12
11 months ago
mcp replied to JustDoIt's comment on Crash

[image]Concrete median step barrier, as it's called in Ire. I believe the yanks invented it years ago calling it Jersey barrier.

crash fb
02:20
11 months ago

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