Especially when they go over a cliff...

Yea, they could have saved the family the cost of cremation

<---- Going to stay the hell outta Subway Stations...

Of a bus...

Like my father, in his sleep, not screaming and yelling like his passengers...

You could even have carved out a career...

#6 The Stalingrad Tractor Factory had been refitted to produce tanks, primarily the T-34. Being short on trained tank crews, most of the T-34′s were driven straight off the production line and into battle by volunteer factory workers. A lot of the time in the rush to drive back the Germans the T-34s went off the floor lacking paint and gun sights, crewed by the very people who a short time ago were putting them together. As quickly as the Panzer Divisions would destroy them, the tractor factory would push wave after wave of new tanks out the door and into battle. This makeshift battlefield production line proved invaluable in holding off the Nazi invasion until reinforcements and a counter-attack could be planned. The Stalingrad Tractor Factory was rebuilt after the war during Soviet restoration and stands today under the name Dzerzhinsky Tractor Works, up until it was declared bankrupt in 2005, it manufactured both tractors and military equipment.

Now?

When I wake up in the middle of the night I raise both arms from my side, if I don't feel wood, I know I'm good to go...

The car crush was made for UK chocolate firm Cadburys, its a giant Creme egg popular at Easter...

When the dishes started to pile up Jerry realised the wife had disappeared too...

Daddy's hand?

Shouldn't laugh, but...

Yip, smoked a few Dominicans, unsure of which are quality brands as they are a bit of an unknown quantity in the UK. I paid a third of the comparible UK price when there, though I thought they would be cheaper. Cuba has learnt not to under value it's best asset.

In Havana last May, every guy on the street corner has a brother who supposidly works in the Cigar Factory, "I get you box of cheeeeeap cigars"
if your stupid enough you take up the offer and end up with something akin to banana leaves. You learn quickly to stick to the government tobacco outlets.

Remember...you'll have two mother-in-laws...

He lived, and his victim helped save him...
http://news.sky.com/story/1092535/…

Even had a gay delegation to wave Pom Poms... Cute

Very informative, great post, watched it all...

I would sign the Sniper up...

There are many steam trains run by Railway Preservation Society's in thr British Isles. As you can see most of the members are enthusiastic amateurs...

Err, don't de pressurise the hydraulics...

#4 The Arch de Triumph. I remember walking to it with my wife, it was a crazy carnival of traffic and took the wrong avenue back.

Hard to believe that there may be only one or two still living who were a part of that throng

Endas very complimentary about you

Nice to see old Rocco has a flabby belly like the rest of us...

Don't worry about spotty teens making guns, they'll be making girls that make Jessica Rabbit look deformed...

At last a truly untied from Rome, Free State...

You folks into lynchings down there?

Looks like the new honcho was lookin for a bitch...

#1 Shells my ass, those are do nuts getting chucked out of APCs

Brewing? I hope were talking beer fg...

A long walk in the forest, if its Spring there's the promise of renewal, in Summer the smell of warm pine resin, in Fall the scrunch of fallen leaves underfoot and in Winter the high contrast of snow against landscape. If I'm feeling less energetic I go to bed until the feeling passes....

Give Rome a miss, it's dirty, full of feral cats, pickpockets and gays and theres little else to eat other than pasta and pizza.

I think he molested that mutt...

Smoking 12g cartridges after a nice bird dusting...

Ewe wouldn't would you?

Remembering the old days of "Rim Levels"

He got the heads up from a whistle blower...

Perhaps his past is causing this, thinking PTSD, he may feel less stressed indoors...

Dealt with some fans of the site in Broadmoor...

Tread more carefully next time...

I'd take the bu.. butt plug....

Splice the yardarm me hearties!

Was Robes his wingman?

Going to be seeing some nice shiny Berettas slung on fat butts...

Churchill's speech of belligerence... "We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"

Don't pick a fight if you've got cell u lite...

Pass me the fava beans and that nice glass of Chanti...

Semen

Sounds like a billfold....

The collar won't stop it happening, it will just give you an indication to where your dog is. You then have to hack your way in to get it...

As a hunter I've had all my dogs tails docked. It's a necessity, dogs that enter rough gorse or scrub can be caught up deep inside impenetrable areas unable to free themselves and die a slow death. Hunting dogs should have collars removed before the hunt for the same reason. So I go for cut rather than uncut.

They need to upgrade to Explorer 10

Yea, I'm with you on that one, are we allowed a super 8 movie camera?

Check it out.. http://flickr.com/photos/scaturchio/…

Has a look around his booze warehouse in Cuba last year, its now a bar- restaurant. Backs onto he beach, real handy for goods inward.

Yes, Real Ale every time. As you say, cool rather than freezing and naturally carbonated. Un pasteurised too and with little filtering or fining. And most definitely, no Rice or generic hop extracts shoulld be included in the magical mix. Hand pumped naturally, by a full breasted wench, well worth a trip to a local pub. Cold filtering is really just for the guy who isn't quite sure if he likes beer...

Put some money in his tin...

20feet must be your comfort zone I suppose...

And old girl friend of mine, I used to knee tremble her against the wardrobe and her butt cheeks give off a fantastic percussion from the melamine door...

Best hung from a gibbet, the artist rather than the scrawl...

You mean "gagged" ?

Yue? im sure there's a tree named after him...

Looks like Minnie Mouse was serving her...

Making money with as little effort as possible, vacations in Europe, smoking small aromatic cigars and hunting with my spaniel. I could add drinking micro brewed beer.

Did you see and conquer too?

He made it ino a pie, like the movie...

The truth is rarely out there...

Guarantees the neighbours don't piss you off, no loud music, no bumps and bangs and no drug dealing in the halls.

Must remind my wife not to get too excited when she uses her glass dildo...

Could be a good reason for banning an idiot member...

A superannuated Caribbean Slut with a quality cheroot, reminds me of home.

*Spanish

Next thing you'll hear is that the Spamish want Puerto Rico back...

Nearest thing I've seen to one is in the faculty of medicine at The University of Glasgow. Lots of specimens in formaldehyde, most with grotesque abnormalities kept in large jars in display cabinets. Quite disturbing at first, but after a while you don't give them a second thought.

Give me a nice hoyo de Monterrey to smoke on a sunny day, bliss...

It's said that the greatest act of revenge if someone takes your woman is to let him keep her...

Got a bit of a cigar habit too...

And the trees...

Looks like a bit of Flamenco going down there...

Your blow up doll will be able to take it up the ass and not puncture...

I think you mean Mastur

Looks like the man from the "Free Candy" van...

Friends, Romans and countrymen, lend me your... ...3D printer

Better described as a "Mexican Breaker"...

Listen to the wind blow Watch the sun rise, Run in the shadows Damn your love Damn your lies...

I see they've kept the " just run over with a cement lorry " look...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Boss Worth a look see....

Try removing your penis from it...

Strange, he also designed the SS uniform apparently...

Would have been handy on 22nd Nov 1963

Quite an informative write up about him in Wiki...

At the local hop at he local County Jail, whatta ya gonna do about it, whatta yo gonna do?

That's a lot of falling Guano...

When he finishes one does he "Turn over a new leaf"?

And an asbestos pocket to house your Last Will and Testament..

Needs a built in St Christopher medal...

We have the technology, we can rebuild him...

Actually I'm chewing on it...