That's that awkward nerdy girl from lots of tv shows including Big Bang Theory, Raj's girlfriend.

I'm a fair and honest judge.

100% agree. One would have to be a complete moron to deny the blatant and overwhelming pile of evidence and empirical data.

Sometimes I'm mad that I cannot put my penis inside these gorgeous women consensually. Then I hear them speak and I'm not so mad anymore. Jesus fucking Christ... If this is even a small percentage of the population, this country is in deep trouble.

#12 is simply doing what I've always said we, as a society, need to do. He is reclaiming the Charlie Chaplin mustache. Hitler ruined it for the rest of us and now it's time to take it back! Who's with me!

Anytime titties are expected and then not delivered it is truly a sad day indeed.

Bro, it's from CollegeHumor.Com. It's a parody about those dumb commercials. Or we're you just pretending to take it seriously? Obviously 5+ people agree with my response.

Thank you. I had to rewind that a few times just to get enough of a look at her vagina but it was nice. You are a gentleman and a scholar sir.

The unsolved mysteries themesong sounds like music from one of the levels in Goldeneye007.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLxSUKA--Dg
And this is the best opening ever for any TV show. It makes me want to smoke a cigar while driving.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_gsI-ZvAXA
This is my favorite song from any video game. "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" a song called Gerudo Valley, composed and orchestrated by Koji Kondo for the 25th anniversary of the original Legend of Zelda for NES.

If I can try something or do something free, I'm interested and I will try anything. If I have to pay for it I won't do it, unless I really like it.

Scat is definitely a no no.

I'd allow that. Just for you.

I love mma. Greatest sport on earth. And I love seeing a cocky bastard get knocked the f**k out.

The second, and only slightly less well known, is this. Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

So true Aurora, where have you been all my life? Lol. There is absolute nothingness after death. We simply cease to be. Our consciousness fades silently and uneventfully. Just like data on a stick of RAM when the power goes out. But, since this post is about fantasy I would like to come back as a member of the Q continuum of Star Trek: TNG. A race of gods. I would also like you to be there with me doing god shit.

This just brightened my day. That lady reminds me of my mom. She would be devastated if her little guy got killed in a tornado. I'm happy she found him and he was ok. That little old lady is adorable and so is her doggy.

That was a goddamn good movie!

Lol I find it odd that you would take offense at that. I think that society, our 40 hour work weeks, rich staying rich and the poor getting poorer are plenty of good reasons to drop out and give up. I can't understand why more people don't go homeless. Soon it's gonna be like "Elysium" and 90% of the population will be fucked.

I always wonder what leads a person into homelessness. I'd love to do a study to see what the predominant cause of it is. Many think it's insanity, but this guy just seems like a good dude who has a good mind but for whatever reason has chosen homelessness.

I knew he looked familiar!

Kayak and Jet ski guy were just trying to commit suicide. Either that or they were insane. Even a rudimentary knowledge of physics and biology would tell you that death is the only outcome after going I over the falls unprotected. Especially since 3 other people had already died inside barrels.

Number 3 looks like Justin Long.

Never heard of that. For some reason I feel like you only said that as an excuse to say cock. I don't blame you. I like to insert cock into random places too. Female places.

Um... Everything should have a fisting cam. Imagine Game of Thrones, Danerys is screaming about her dragons, you press one button, now she's getting ass fisted... Best idea ever.

I like him. But during the interview I could tell someone was gonna auto-tune him. Just based on how animated he was, it was making me laugh at work. I felt like my co-workers were staring at me wondering why I was laughing at this tragic story.

I love Gene Wilder.

This reminds me of an episode of "Newsroom". The one where they have that kid reporting from the war zone.

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Can't believe I missed that "No mention of how to treat your slaves in the bible" comment. You've obviously missed 1st Timothy 6:1-2, Colossians 4:1, Leviticus 25, Exodus 21:2, or Deuteronomy 15:12. The first two are New Testament so you can't argue old laws. Do a little reading and then tell me there are no reference to how to treat ones slaves in the bible. And there are tons of biblical verses where god commands his followers to take up his holy cause. That is Jihad. The bible has god commanding his followers to kill in his name and in defense of their faith. Or just outright murdering people himself because he didn't like the way their feet smelled or something.

Only problem with your argument is that 99% of the people that call themselves "Real Christians" are not at all even close to the biblical ideal of a true Christian. So actual Christians are pretty much anyone who claims to be one. Ergo, Christians have killed quite a few people.

You're talking about splinter groups. The common Muslim is just as much into peace and love as the common Christian. Which isn't saying much since most religious people do not adhere to the actual teachings of their deities. No one turns the other cheek my friend. People fight fire with fire. Let he who hath not sinned cast the first stone? Judge not lest thee be judged thyself? There are two people who followed those statements and one of them was Ghandi. Neither of them were actually Jesus. The other one is probably locked away in an asylum somewhere because those teachings go against human nature. We crave revenge, we love to judge, and everyone points fingers at everyone else never realizing that they are just as guilty. Don't pretend like Christianity is better than Islam. That's biased fallacy. Small groups of people will always make large groups of similar people look bad for doing dumb shit. Plain and simple.

Bro? Miracle Whip sucks. This guy has every right to throw a hissy fit.

I'd like to be myself, just with a couple million dollars and hundred hot gold diggers.

I still want to know.

I wish I spoke Russian. Some of the funniest videos are from Russia. I never get to understand what's bing said.

Leviticus 20:1-30 a literal list of who to murder, and why. Including "heathens". Who should also be taken as slaves, property of the believers forever. Along with other direct words of god, to Moses, instructing followers to kill nonbelievers, gays, beastophiles, disrespectful children, and many more. Then a lot of people point to Jesus and say he changed all that. He says he intends to reinforce the old laws. Matthew 5:17-19.

You're wrong and your video is a bunch of clips taken out of context with subtitles stating things that do not actually happen in the videos. Also, who fucking cares what religion he is. Why do you hate the one true God, his holy eminence, Allah? Peace be unto you. Allah is great, Allah hafiz. Eid Mubarak. Also, I'm an atheist. I just said all that to piss you off. Mostly because I don't like you. Alternately though because you seem to think that a mans religious upbringing somehow makes or breaks him as a person. And that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.

And a Muslim would argue the exact same thing. Christians have the same instructions to kill in the bible that Muslims have in the Quran. You have no idea what you are talking about. Christianity has murdered far more people than Islam. Only, certain sects of Islam are doing it in modern times.

I love seeing similarities between us and other animals. It blows my mind. Especially when it's something you would usually consider a human only reaction. I love evolution.

I can make a dog! Also hat. Maybe even a dog hat.

Haha I love Cheech and Chong. They're putting out a new movie. Tentatively titled "Grumpy Old Stoners".

I always say that The Doors are my favorite band of all time but I wouldn't pick them as the one song I'd have to play on repeat for eternity. Would have to be Beethoven's 9th Symphony "Ode to Joy". The entire thing.

I agree with that too. I'm just agreeing with everything you say today. That whole album was amazing but that song in particular stood out for me. Good call.

Don't back down now. Stick to your principles man. Embrace the awesomeness of Gamgnam Style.

Track 7 if I'm not mistaken. The greatest song off that album. The lyrics got deep into my soul when I was a kid. I connected with Shannon Hoon. I was so devastated by his passing.

He looks like "Drunk Uncle".

I am logical, I see that the container is at half of its allotted capacity.

I agree with you 100% on this. Frame of mind can dictate the outcome of most situations. People can make a positive change in their lives by simply deciding to do so, and then taking logical steps toward achieving incremental goals that build to their desired outcome. The only way that giving money to a church is going to solve anything is if the giver believes that giving money to a church is the only way to solve their problems. Because if they don't believe they're doing what is needed, they cannot get the results they are hoping for.

You are wrong. Atheists do not believe in god based on logic & intellect telling them that there is no need for a god. They do not do evil things in the absence of this deity, they simply go about their lives as if there is no god. If atheists are wrong, they have simply used the gifts bestowed upon them by god to come to a conclusion that he is not real. If he truly wanted us to stick around & believe, he should have made the stories more believable & he should have made the idea of god seem more real. He should have provided us all with some concrete evidence. As it stands, he did not. The universe seems to have come into existence on its own through a random set of events. There is a logical explanation for everything & that defies a need for mysticism. This god of yours cannot hold out logic against us should it cause us to find fault in the minimal information he did leave behind. If all he wants are mindless sheep. He cannot condemn the rest of us for simply using our brains. Afterall, he is forgiving.

That Adam and Eve story is a parable meant to teach us to obey the law and follow the word of god. It's not an actual account of how man came to be. It's idiotic to think so.

No, he is saying that faith in something is his driving force. The simple idea that he can trust his future in the hands of an all knowing, all powerful being who created everything we see and knows everything we are going to do. Faith is a guiding force for many, I think that without this faith, they might have no hope. They see life as so much of a challenge that it can't simply be a random sequence of cosmic events. There has to be a reason. They believe because they want to believe, and they don't want to live without that belief because, in their eyes, it makes life meaningless. While the rest of us get simple joy and peace from the knowledge that this existence is all we have. The likelihood of any afterlife is slim, so we choose to embrace this life and enjoy it while we can. We love life because we don't need faith. He needs faith to truly enjoy life. As much as I'd love to end all religion... Some people seem to need it. Hopefully not for too much longer though.

I've seen a million feet inside a million asses and no one has ever died? Does this guy have swamp rot or something. Also, I didn't understand a word anyone was saying but I wanted to Fuck that chick in the bar.

Mislabeled porn videos. I clicked the link because it said lesbian anal fisting. Nowhere in the video does anything similar to this happen... Wtf there aren't even any actual lesbian acts occurring. And nobody goes near anyone's asses.

Some of the richest young people in American society have started a scientific prize. Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, and a few others have set up an annual award for developments in human medicine. Mostly medicine designed to prolong human life. Each year top scientists are awarded a large cash prize. One of the stipulations of receiving said prize is that the discoveries must be made available to the public at an affordable cost. It's exciting. My information comes from an article in last months issue of Scientific American. It can also likely be found with a simple Internet search.

One discovery has my hopes up. Telomerase Regeneration. A method of slowing the natural decline of telomeres in RNA. This could prolong human life spans. It slows the aging process, almost stopping it entirely. Aging is a direct result of the depletion of telomeres, which lessen the accuracy and viability of DNA replication and new cell growth, this leads to cellular degradation that increases exponentially as telomerase depletes

Maybe he should have given Ginseng to his 5 relatives. Apparently that cures cancer. Problem solved everyone! Cancers been cured, we can all go home now!

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I love the rear view bike helmet. I'd wear one of those everywhere.

You say that like its abnormal...

I love broadcasting offensive wifi networks from my phone everywhere I go.

I am leaning towards no, that was a serious correction there.

I've trained myself to fap that way

You too my friend. I just got back from a comedy show, Aziz Ansari at Constitution Hall, That dud is fucking hilarious. Gotta wake up in a few hours for Easter crap with the family. Dreading it already.

Yes, but she didn't say any of that, she simply said she wants to fuck. I agreed with that sentiment.

No. I was replying to that female who said she likes to fuck... What are you talking about? Lol

Yes I do

I also like to fuck. That is an odd coincidence that have so much in common!

Lol man. You say that every time I change my avi.

Felon for life for 2 acts of accessory to breaking and entering at the age of 21. If it was any other state besides Virginia it might have been tried differently too.

Did you ever notice that the people who are "Pro-Life" only apply that to babies. They don't give a fuck about anybody else's life, some of them even kill doctors for performing abortions.

I just got a $150 photo enforcement ticket in DC for going 40 in a 25.

Pineapple and Pepperoni. Try it one time. The spiciness and saltiness of the pepperoni is a fantastic contrast to the sweet pineapple. Far better than just ham.

Asparagus makes your pee smell funny. Not sure if it makes you fart. I wonder if it makes your farts smell strange.

They can get so bad that they make the owner gag.

Yes and if a ghost shows up I can always pull a Scooby Doo. Scream "Zoiks!" Then run in place for a few seconds before actually running away.

It's even better a few hours after you've eaten something heavily cabbage based and perhaps some raw broccoli.

I like smoking weed in cemeteries. I too just find the whole idea of being there peaceful. Also, the weed makes me feel more open to any crazy shit that might happen.

I love attention. I'll do anything for it. I also love peoples reactions to social anomalies. I like saying or doing things that nobody expects just to see people react. I talk to everyone and make friends with complete strangers, and I want to fuck every mildly attractive girl I see. I love doing some sick fucking shit in bed too.

I like to act like I heard a scary noise so everyone gets quiet. Then I make the windows shake.

Those are the best kind of farts.

I sure hope not. She probably has 3 kids and an ex husband by now. Those boys deserve way better.

That is a sexy story and it makes me want to make sex with you.

I am not a zombie, I am more like the Mila Jovavitch of the zombies. Except, im a dude and not nearly as hot. My tits are bigger though. And i do have a multi-pass. I spend far too much time and energy fighting all that shit you're talking about.

I don't remember the first time I whacked off but I do remember the first time I saw a naked girl leaning on a tree trunk at the playground showing me her wares. That was pretty cool. Her name was Beth Pennington, I believe she was a ginger... But I could be wrong.

I thought the same thing. I was like... I don't know if I like wetards new avi.

Mostly the women in my life who wanted to fuck and were throwing me obvious signs, but I was too naive to see them. Looking back, I could have had a lot more fun when I was younger.

Fat chicks need love too. I'm agreeing with you that hot ones give better head, just saying its not because of technique. It's simply because they're hot as fuck and therefore you tend to enjoy it more.

That is a great tactic. Underutilized but very effective. Misdirection is my favorite thing to do when cheating at anything.

They're not exactly better at it but you do end up enjoying it more.

What do you mean "was fun"? Is he gone?

I did the same but was always afraid to chime in. I didn't think I had much to add until one day about 2 years ago some white supremacist was using racial slurs and attacking R&E. My first comment was defending him and explaining how stupid racism is.

Well damn. That's even worse. Why the fuck is anyone even discussing this? He really didn't do much wrong at all. We are all in for some shit if this guy gets convicted.

No. For the most part the answer is no. Verizon reps claim that CDMA limitation is resolved with LTE. But I have still seen an issue.

iPhone 5. I like android too but I'm in too deep in the apple universe. I've purchased far too many apps to just leave now. I like Mercury web Browser, Art Studio, iWork, and Jailbreaking.

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Some crazy shit will always happen. Christian fundamentalists, Muslim fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montana will always find a way to terrorize and disrupt everyone else's day. We can't let these nut jobs take away our freedom.

Mr. Conspiracy Theory over here chiming in. It's an email, he downloaded someone email... Just a digital message sent from one person to another. Then he posted it online for everyone else to see. He didn't sell it. It is a precedent that I do not feel comfortable with. I believe in the freedom of information. If you put information out there in a form that is easy to repost. And that information gets reposted, it's your fault. This also goes for other forms of information. Data or physical. If you don't protect what is yours that's your fault.

Exactly. Who's to say? I think it's a "slippery slope" into something far more sinister. Big Brother and the thought police kinda shit. Was it Jefferson who said "He who is willing to give away some freedom for a bit of security, neither deserves nor shall have either"? I probably fucked up that quote. But we give away more and more of our freedom every day, and for what?

It's the begging of a dangerous legal precedent where the possibility if having a crime committed becomes the crime. He didn't really do anything illicit. He attained some private information that was obviously open to attaining. And to make an example, they are trying to "throw the book at him". It's wrong and it's a violation of our rights. It could happen to any of us tomorrow, all the content we view online is cached locally in temporary files. View something illegal and you technically have it stored locally. Are you then guilty of any intent to redistribute that?