How are people not sick of this joke yet? Fucking terrible. It's Fucking 2012... Time for some new material.

You talks funny

I think you got the basics down. Shuffle up and deal!

How bout you beat it.

Not really.

I want a limousine finger!!

And?... Have you accomplished your mission? ... On tape?

Yeah I want them naked too.

Easy meltdown! Don't have a meltdown!

Leave a comment. Not a memoir.

Ha someone negged your plus. Life is hard.

Now they just need to rig up the automatic camel flipping mechanism.

Maybe next time a little peanut butter in the shoes will be funnier and less painful.

Is this the beginning of a riddle?

If you get filtered you obviously suck. So stop trying.

It was you wasn't it! I knew he looked familiar!

I hope that girl realizes how lucky she is.

Names...I want names now!

Now that they know you're willing it won't be as fun for them...

*spoiler alert!*

His time had expired.

You can take a break at halftime if you need to.

Poor guy just can't do anything right!

Meant to neg you. My kid is gunna beat up your kid for being an ignorant racist.

I would do way worse if I was mad and had 1000 people watching

Blah blah blah blah keep you clothes on and shut the Fuck up

I know I wanted to bite in and find out what flavor it was

Right? I was looking at the current thinkin "pan left idiot, pan left!"

I had a motorcycle once. I found it impossible to not go top speed at all times.

I'd let that German shepard chase her down and gnaw on her face a little.

It was totally the cars fault. Stupid racist narcassitic cannibals!

-1 for getting butt-hurt about hurting animals. Respect the ageless competition of Man vs. Beast!

I don't counted you neither. Cuz you don't talks good.

Or no signature?

Agreed. I have to see this girl naked now. for... Scientific puposes

o_O

I want to plus you... But you keep putting o_O at the end of your comments. Just bugs me and I don't know why.

All she had to do was shut the Fuck up!

I missed it to. The title should've been "dangling granny gets her clothes ripped off"

Climbing.

You also coyote X for XXXL

I know just fuckin wit ya mate.

K, just checking.

I know. I just watched the video. I hate hose hooligans.

Too soon?

UPDATE: Karen has received almost $500,000 in donations. Holy Shit!

That is some hilarious racism!

That's as close Fucking nuts as it gets!

No one is safe on Tuesday

No this is actually a couple years old. Before bath salts. And baths. And salt.

Knob... But watever

Then they forced her to lay next to it for pictures

#5 is the best punch I've ever seen! Nice post!

One risk of butt injections is guys following you around going "daaaaaaaamn!"

Okie doke.

Oh cause he's black! I get it! -1 to you for originality

Post it!

Of all the words I could've misspelled...

How about the one I'm gonna put in your throat?

Skits*

There he is. One of the funniest slits I've ever seen!

Ready? Chappelle show Clayton bigsby picture, and then a tousand racial slurs. Go!

Wealthy.

Nowadays this is just called bondage

I don't think stomping a dudes face while he's in the fetal position is a proper fight...

Aww bummer no crystals

This post rocks, baby!

I doubt it.

That jokes like 30 years old tho!

What are you ten years old?

You liar!

No, but percentage signs and numbers are all the rage these days.

I think some guy crashed his car or something.. but those chicks are so hot! I wonder what their names are?

Stop being racist and get an avatar

I think its time for cat to make a new Dashcam category

Should've skitched it bro.

Oh my god I can't stop laughing at your tags! Tell us how you really feel!

Zombies: ATTACK!

Comment order eludes me this day.

Yessir.

I've heard of pissing your pants but wtf. Poor hooker

Somebody put this kid out of his future misery. Kill it with violence!

That makes me not like you!! <3

The only things that come from Texas are steers and queers. And you don't look like a steer to me.

Prove it

He's a true artist like van gogh.

It's just a gif. Bro
settle down.

Not cool man. Bros before hos.

Go ahead bro. She barely has any baggage.......

People buy urine? Im gonna patent that Shit.

Also we lived in groups in the wilderness working together to catch food and find clean water and build shelter. We didn't walk the streets of a town living in bathrooms refusing to feed our offspring like this unfortunate being.

Thanks but I only date chicks with dicks. Sowwy.

Haha challenge accepted

After he gets raped and eaten and dismembered!

Ha! When was that?

Find her!

You suck at blowing up roads. And for that we are grateful.

Brazil

Yep. You and all the other face eating crackheads you hang out with.

If a had a naked crackhead eating my face and the cops didn't shoot him I would sue the whole world.