Orillia, Ontario, Canada

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Horizontally challenged?

Thanks!

Congratulations!! ...nope i don't think i can top that either ...definitely something you can look back on and never forget ..

I don't want the ho to hide!

Hey Wilson.. I got this problem...

hi de ho

The head is mine and the body was smokin' hot ...so i pieced them together ...

I am a Financial CSR for lease and retail accounts for a top auto company ...

Ive been here for 5 years and i cant count the number of changes that have happened since then ...i miss the old 666 when thinking back ...

HTC Incredible S ...never had a problem ...great for everything ive used it for and ive definitely put it through the tests ..

Back in the day I used to smoke weed on a daily basis ...quit that about 14 yrs ago ...tried it a few times after and got paranoid as hell ...alcohol on the other hand makes me easy, just wish i knew how to drink is all, cuz the night always ends up with me hanging my head over the porcelain alter ...

The only ones that I wont accept are ones that are the collectors of women friends and ones that have never say a word on the site ..I figure if you cant friend both men and women there's something wrong ...

I have only one neighbor ...shes a nice old lady that has the energy and gumption of a 30 year old ...when i see her out shoveling the snow the song that runs through my head is go granny go ...shes gotta be hitting 80 and tried helping us move in a huge leather couch through the front door ...I envisioned her fingers getting caught up in the door jam and had to make her stop ...the other side is squirrels, grass and trees ...

My mother ...She lived with cancer for 13 years and faced it head on ...she rose my brother and I while my dad was on the road 6 days a week ...But her strength will forever live within me ...She was always proud of us no matter what stupid things we did and believe me I did ALOT of stupid things ...she was the bravest woman I know ...

Maracas are my claim to fame ..I can shake my pair like no other

Looks like dinner time at weight watchers ..

Same could be said for a chick that wants to see how she would look with bigger tits

Now you know there is a dumbass out there that is going to demonstrate its usage on his dick ...maybe even to draw on an extension ...

Do you have any video?

roll it backwards and it looks like us women trying to squirm our way into a tight pair of pants ...

step on the gas, open the door and push that crazy crack head. If its that easy then something is not wright.

Beats the hell out of my crap ass Caravan ...Now I know what Im asking Santa to bring me for Christmas ...

the moment when she actually got it "in" and great harmony!

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!

That was great!

this is a complete fail, how is it that in every single txt, the only word misspelled was the word that could sound dirty, or bad. so lame.