can i be your daddy???

same here and still nothing!!!

yeah baby shake it , shake it.....does anybody have change for a dollar???

good recovery....now go wipe your ass!!!

last time i that many '' oh my god '' i was banging the preacher daughter!!!

he relied on the wrong god , my god would told him....were fucked!!!

flying threw the air yelling '' somebody catch me ''

''el cabong''

maybe she was once , notice that scar she had a c-section before!!!

trucker jumps out yelling '' BULLS EYE ''

''Hazing'' just another way to welcome you to a part of our family!!!

he went down faster than my girlfriends pants!!!

just like me!!!

take a deep breath...hold it , i'm going in dry!!!

it need to be after i'm finished with it!!!

lets see them do that the night she was conceived!!!

necrophilia...the sudden urge to crack open a cold one!!!

thats what i was thinking...all they stole was the locks???

they're waiting untill they get him to his cell before they do their lil tap danceing!!!

same here and it won't cost her $15,000!!!

i woulda just took some pictures and let my friend go home with him and laugh it off the next day...we did that before!!!

yeah running across the road straight into the grill...good cooking!!!

what about Jennifer Lopez in money train and Ashley Judd in the devil's advocate!!!

i'd hit her with a club just so i can have my way with her not the other way around!!!

10. poltergiest

''what'' and lose all that feeling???

thats the real way to put out a fire!!!