A scat smear will prove it for sure. I have to have proof before we start sending Christmas cards and all that jazz.

I swear we are long lost brothers.....

We have a heap in common Hootchie Momma. My nards were quivering from the first pic.

"Hoochie Momma" drops always get a plus from me. You found my weakness Shaka.

For any amount of money?

Big pussies need love too.

This post gave me that little nervous tingle in the nutsack, the one you get when you are scared shitless..........aint no way in hell.......

Its all about the service, do you really think a 20 dollar tip is gonna make the waitress follow you out to the parking lot and fuck your brains out or something? If I run out of tea or beer you are getting a shitty tip. I am there to eat , be served, and possibly a little entertainment, not trying to pick up a hoochie momma. Plus I have kids, so if you make it through family's mess, well hell, you deserve a nice tip.

More like "bikini bottom dropper."

Nice panty dropper.....these pics reek of loose women.......lucky bastard.......

Wish I had that many legos.....me and my daughter just build shitty ghetto houses.....

Maybe JustanAss.......

Ok, yes, I wish I could dance like this, just for shits and giggles.......but I dont think impersonating a child molester is going too get you any poon.........

I have always wanted a 110 year old pair of cowboy boots with matching wallet.........while I eat some fried crocodile tail.......

She used to be so hot on Cheers.......I probably cranked a few to here in my time.........

Or Lisa Lampanelli........she is used to taking in a lot of meat.........

#1 is like the way I see my dick and the way my wife sees my dick.......

You too? So glad that is just not me!

Bullshit, everyone knows that the pyramids were built by extraterrestrial lifeforms which arrived in ufo's...........

Did you just call Martin Luther King a racist? You sure you're not confusing him with Louis Farrakhan.

That Id like to hear!

Dammit......I am going to shit here lately..........in my best Merle Haggard impersonating Waylon Jennings voice......aw fuck it........

Waylon.

In my best Merle Haggard voice......looks like them Duke boys might not have that threesome with Daisy tonight afterall.......

I cant plus you enough......awesome comment.......

Ministry of Eliminating Darkness.........must fight urge.......too easy.......dammit.........

Beat me to it.....must be "South" Africa.......

Probably the same reason people idolize Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson.....and other racist people of authority........neg away.......

Thats nice.......now back to cooking my beef ribs.......

I have done more impressive things on a skateboard......they were accidental, but spectacular none the less.

Worse.. Philly sports fans.. the deadliest gang known to man.. they even attacked Santa Claus..

Bloods.......or wannabe bloods.......

yeah...me too.....

That would be my response too...

What guns? I dont own any guns........I sold them all..........

Self fluffing kinda sucks... oh wait a min., that sounded kinda wrong.

She is oddly fuckable isn't she?

Hear hear.

I want to see Brandy naked.......

I will tell you what is wrong, dude needs to drop his drawers on the floor if he is gonna drop a deuce......its all about relaxation.

Sounds like you got a skillet.

Mine is only 8 inches......but hey, some girls like it that big around.

I am definitely a grower......kind of sucks when you want to strut around naked and you have to "prep" your dick. Sure, i would like to have a big mean scary dick, but shit, atleast the one I got works......

Uh yeah......he is going to get his assault rifle as we speak........this time, the massacre will be justified.......

Poor kid in the wheelchair is going to have to work his ass off for candy......

Ive been getting mine online from them, shipping is like 8 bucks.......cheaper than driving to the store, and they drop it at your front door.

I have been having most of my luck at Cabelas and Sportsmans Guide, but there are alot of places that will never see my business again. I cant believe some of the mainstream dealers gouging, Cheaper Than Dirt is one of them.......

For those of you who cant handle reality prefer to call me an asshole, so I guess that makes you the judgemental prick. Quit making excuses, whatever happened to just being crazy.

it's mental illness....not as bad as being a judgemental prick

That I will

Ammoseek.com.........thats where I have been getting mine.......just have to keep checking in.

I call bullshit, they are just lazy and nasty........everyone has an excuse for everything these days.........

Poor turtle is going to get fucked twice......once she gets hers and leaves, he will be on his back still.......fucked again.

I just won a free trip to Sugar Mountain!

That is just crazy talk.........

The perfect mouse trap?

How did you know????? That Chinese woman worked at the buffet.........

I had one at the Chinese buffett last night. We have so much in common, were you a cheerleader???

I had a controversial erection over a Chinese women one time......but that is a story for another day......

My daughter.

I would say it is! And, it looks like it would be nice to play with.

I am on a tablet.......is that a nipple i see in the left 2?????

Looks like the dumb fuckers at my job.......

:)

Didnt mean to make you sad.......would you like some new candy little girl?

Then he runs and gets back in it like nothin happened.

I havent figured that one out neither, must have scared the shit out of him......

And the crane operator too......

:(

You know that shit is all stuck to the wrapper......

Reminds me of an old joke.........Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs......

Give Treeshaka a handy?

Dont really care for Slayer, not a diss, just not my genre of music. But I am about tired of the WBC assholes, someone needs to put them in their place. Fuck the WBC......and I mean that in a good Christian kind of way.

I say bring back the guillotine..We could further study the human head just seconds after the blade drops and conduct more expiraments to see if a head in a jar could work like in Futurama

fuck a rope... trash compactor.

All about the money..The longer they stay alive the more the prison gets...Prison has been a cash cow for the last 35 years...

Actually for many states they might have to do away with lethal injections as there is now a shortage of the drug they use. I forget which state executed the man this week that had raped a 6 month year old which led to the child's death but I believe they said the state only has enough for a few more executions.

First thing we need to do is get rid of this bullshit humane lethal injection and electric chair and break out the cheap ass rope and start lynching mother fuckers. Why would I be worried about being put on death row only to be put to sleep.....their deaths should be painful and traumatic. And why the hell do these fuckers stay on death row for 20 years wasting my tax dollar, make an express lane for those convicted upon dna and such.

That makes me think of Tennessee Hot Pocket....

Booty and the Yeast

Taint' that a Bitch

Hotpockets

Cooters

Scores of Whores

Something Fishy

Snatch and Release

Thunderkisses' queef's .............

Nice ash......

Funny story about that smell. When I worked as a security guard at a tire re-treading plant, there was a little harmful chemical room in the back of the building that was shut with one of those huge sliding doors, just in case something decided to explode. Since I had to check everywhere, I always checked there too. I have no idea what all chemicals they kept in there, but that room blasted you in the face with the smell of Play-Doh, exactly like it. I started going into that room solely for that reason.

I love to smell new Playdoh......always have, cant open a can without smelling it.

Shit.....all of my cars already have those damn things on them.......I am just glad they left my moped alone.......

That brings on a whole new meaning to snorting a gagger........

Nice apartment/house, solid gold chain, driving an Audi, probably doing better then you lol.

There very good canned also.

Couldnt resist myself, get them during hunting season.

From a dove.....

where the hell do you get dove breast???

Dove breast, jalapeno halve, wrapped in bacon........cold beer.......repeat......

Strange, you look like the kind of guy who has had plenty of sausage in your mouth......

Yummy.....just a little more cushion.....