Yeah they pull shit like that all the time... Where do you thinkall the government moneys goes, school and universities. No they need the money to cover the prostitutes. Watch the news.

Most likely, it wasnt real.

A horrific subset of that is the "diarrhea plug shit." That one feels like a concrete shit, but when it gives way it's followed by a stream of diarrhea that more or less occupies your entire colon which was only being held in by the concrete shit and issues forth with such velocity you fear you will achieve liftoff.