He's one of those actors you wait on for a new movie to come out with him in it...hell of guy

It really disturbs me that there are things like this on the planet. I'm almost certain we can do without this thing.

Looks like they finally found the hole that goes to China...guess their going to try and drive there.

Global warning isn't enough....we have to start a fire the size of the Chrysler building???

Good laugh...!!

ah...I meant to do that...!!!

Damn that last one I think I shit my pants a little...ah..eh...yep...I'll be back.

I'm thinking about getting rich selling a bunch of 55 gallon burning barrels with instructions and free matches!

That guy kept a straight face the whole time.

Yeah, what ever you do don't put this on the greedy entitlement generation that wants everything on credit.

#7 Texting and walking don't mix. Keep the sidewalks safe!

Put a $100.00 HD webcam on this thing...send it to Mars, and save us a few billion dollars.

There at the last second I thought he was going to get hit by a car and someone would strap the both of them to the hood of their car.

...and who took their helmet off to test this theory?

I've had enough...beam me up Buddha!

I don't understand....I watched this twice...did he shit his pants?

It's all fine and well until he gets scent of a deer

Might come in handy when the cops pull you over

This is one hell of a beautiful planet. Too bad it has a virus infestation!

He poses...makes his move to hit the light with his foot and...OHHH....the kick is blocked!!!!

makes me itch all over

Well, we know where dumb and dumber are employed now

With an arsenal like his...he must be expecting Romney to win the election.

I think I could hear the fly yelling "CHECK PLEASE!"

It's a sad world

Another sad case of more money than brains

If she still has a cherry, its been pushed up in there so far she's using it for a tail light!

I think there was another game playing in his head that no one else was able to see

All of the above

I just bought an exhaust pipe for my car...to go up my exhaust pipe, apparently.

Someone is making a great deal of money from this....and it's not these poverty stricken fools. I'd think seriously about going into the potato business.

This is just shear genius ... no self-respecting rat would get caught dead living in these dumps. I bet they don't have roaches either.

Only if he's in a can

His ass and spine may heal...but you can't fix stupid.

I just had a flashback to the Honeymooners. Ralph Kramden the bus driver finally sent Alice to the moon!

Our...future...is........DOOMED!

The last time she posed like this, the baby wasn't in the picture

#1.... if at first you don't succeed with mortar rounds....stay away from nuke testing!

We've stooped to an all time low of entertainment needs haven't we?

I wonder why he didn't go after that rainbow colored pillow?

He spent the whole damn "ONE FUCKIN MINUTE" telling us how crazy he is.

That number 3 fish looks strangely familiar to the fish McDonalds uses in their fish sammich....check it out if you doubt it.

That was not bad...but that damn ending SUCKED! I'm not looking forward to that...this December.

I'm wondering who the woman of the house is

He is going to be one pissed off SOB when those drugs wear off

Yeah, we can't even get a decent picture of a UFO with all these techie phone camera, but this guy stands in the middle of an A bomb explosion and you can count the hairs in his nose!

I gotta say, that guy holding the camera has the steadiest camera hand on the planet...and to just stand there taking a picture of that MASSIVE explosion ...I'm surprised Tokyo Rose didn't post this picture. I'm not buying it either.

If she lived in the US she would have gotten a football scholarship for that field goal

10 to 1 says he bought that car with our money

2.5 on the dismount

Male "horizontal pole-dancing" to be exact.

It just doesn't make any sense...when will people begin to listen to Forrest...Forrest Gump??

RETREAT....RETREAT!!!!

I smell a DUI

I'm betting that KFC is not in his future

Damn man...when they say no smoking on the school grounds...they mean it!

Well now I can die...I've seen everything. My bucket list is complete.

Yes, yet we still purchase their products and support all of this financially

Id say that murder was linked to a bullet, not drugs. He didn't even seem buzzed to me.

Haven't kids seen enough of these type videos to know better in trying that stunt? Oh...yeah, their kids..................never mind.

"WAS" a shitty navigator!

Sheep happens

It'd be nice to think he'd learned a lesson from this...but you just can't fix stupid!

Just a matter of time before he figures out that she's holding out on the good stuff down in the basement, under the rug.

The biggest illusion is that we all think that we are humane...personally, I'm choosing to live in a fantasy world...you should see the view from here...damn!

I know about 25 different languages. I only speak one of them though...can you guess which one?

Just don't get all pissed off if I can't seem to make eye contact anymore.

If they would have tazed him they would have been doing him a favor....let him beat his head on that railing a few more times...and why haven't we seen this on COPS?!

Exactly my thinking