nice, got other examples?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcPIMOzK9G8

I'm the sort of idiot that would touch it to see how hot it was

she was in the right and was allowed to arrest and use the force continuum if it was a trespass order. If they were asked to leave and they refused, it legally moves to trespass on private and public lands. She should have read the miranda and called the cops if it got out of hand. She should not have put her hands on the woman until she stated that the woman was under arrest...security guards actually have that power.

your my new hero for making that pic

http://melodiemiu.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/…

Totally.. we're totally GBFF's forever..

Is "ollie" a foreword for the first time you sat on a cock or was that really his name??? ;)

http://youtu.be/Isp8icgGIJM

Yes, but he did call her 'baby'.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18k1tfa4h7q01jpg/…

http://stuffistumbledupon.com/wp-content/uploads/…

Pepper spray them all and call the cops?

Nah it would be we love lesbians we love lesbians, and last night wow I was loving it, no offence colonel it was also finger licking good!

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/…

Perhaps he just wanted to share his Skittles

to the morgue then i guess. the guy even helped him get there!

Looking at your avatar I would say its something to do with the secret eleven herbs and spices

as long as your boner doesn't freeze it's all good.

No this is the Early Michael Myers Collection.

How do you manage?

Imagine all the things you could store in it.

Ah, the draw string model.

He's ruined many'a man.

I forgave you at "baby"

YOU FUCKING CHEATER!!!

Exactly couldn't have put it better myself..

also, when you get down to it, 99.999% of the vids on here are from another site. with the link feature it makes it easier to upload. to be honest tho, i don't particularlly like seeing the logos either...

Yeah, well, I can't really say too much. I agree with your comment on the the comments, comments are why I come here, comments for this, and comments for that, comments are the bestest.

I don't see a YouTube logo plastered on every post.

Why you gonna Photoshop my face on mattamus's body?

You got dem dare afrokin al-bean-o lips'

http://u4.h6img.com/photos/12/144e6ceefc8ca9c.jpg

You do have the tightest pair of lips I've seen..

I think you just won today's gay award bro..... Congrats.

Touché, never great speller. Not even a mediocre one.

I'm not upset, just curious. I used to study rhetoric.

http://imageurlhost.com/images/…

I hate being bipolar! Its awesome!

stick around man, you can sell T-shirts for the end of the empire event.....

And wasn't for weren't

Why do people from your state type the way they speak?
No where else in the world have I heard a person say 'was bitching and yelling on how'. Proper English would replace the word 'on' with 'about'

Yes, the hard truth is never recommended when on the job...

*Pimpball...
http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/98/…

Besides the tip of your sisters penis

Hey! mine ain't LONG...but it's SKINNY!

The guy with the jet ski was doing it to draw attention to the California homeless.
Like they don't have any attention already?

Nah, he just wanted an audience at his suicide.

And it doesn't survive

I'm not sure if it was him or the kayak dude.

You have so much foreskin

You sure its not a overgrown clit?

:/

I'm only wondering why there are two guys and only one girl...

Are you in the Amish mafia?

swimming i believe he meant :-)

That explains your home-e-sexual ways

Yeah.. let him tell you what the puddle is..

I like to make puddles in your belly button and let my fingers go skinny dipping

If I recall, it was a yell for you to get off my dog.

I like to whisper them into your butt

Good thing your current boyfriend is nothing like her, congrats bud.

Try this one...
http://youtube.com/watch/…

That's my neg and I would like it back.

I lasted 35 seconds on that song!

I was thinking the same thing! WTF

It's mine...that mother fucker can't steal my thunder!

I was asking you.

I don't watch gay porn, so I have no clue.

If he was fishing legaly he was taxed already.

Wrong picture, this was the one in my private collection.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images/…

The one where he's the main star?

well i couldn't condone any illegal activity. any pc would do...

Hard to break into County Lock Up.. Pawned that PC ..

That's a 9. Let down by the lacklustre oval turd. Almost a 10

That's cool... they spell out a word... "oooo"

Next time they have opposite day down there give me a heads up.. I've seen some of the Victoria's secret models they crank out down there.. ;)

I am with yours as well, funny shit

Two Muslim women are looking at a photo album

One says "This was Aadil, he died as a martyr in 2000 at the age of 15"

then
"This was Habis, he died as a martyr in 2002 at the age of 17"
then
"This was Ghali, he died as a martyr in 2005 at the age of 13"

The other woman sighs and says "ah, they just blow up so fast"

It looked warm to me..

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/…

I know, somebody's gotta be the wingman to take the chicks lonely guy friend. I appreciate it brotha.

No packing needed, your coming next time right?

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calls up President Barack Obama:

"Mr. Obama, I had a wonderful dream last night. I was able to see the whole of the United States of America and there was a flag flying on the roof of every house."

"Well, that's nice, Mr. Ahmadinejad," says Obama. "What was on the flags?"

"Allah is God, God is Allah," says Ahmadinejad.

"Hey, I'm really glad you called," says Obama. "I had a similar dream recently in which I saw the whole of the Iranian Republic with lush, fertile fields, a happy, satisfied population living in peace and prosperity, and large banners waving everywhere."

"And what was on these banners?" asks Ahmadinejad.

"I don't know," says Obama. "I can't read Hebrew."

What punishment would you suggest for females

I didn't think Kentucky had schools.

http://youtu.be/q8e6TrT5Gt4

You deserve 100 +++++

It was probably the Bank of Scotland.... They had this mascot...

http://rayperman.com/wp-content/uploads/…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUX9IcSzHX0

Id rather put a $20 bill in my hand and jerk off. At least when im done the shame will wash away and ill still have the $20

if there ain't no free refill I ain't fucking nobody!

is it free refill?

I think US would have to pay me, and a whole fucking lot more than 20 bucks

Ohhhh I see what you did there. 😎

In the back seat of the car.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9707aAfq01qbaj4…

Better get that attitude in check and calm them titties

At least you're a classy broad

This one actually made me laugh.
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/…

Yeah but that's just the fat ones that wanna go to Disneyland

Yeah... Cos you guys have the Fluffy scale...

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/4686/…

Fucken ay dude! I would plus you 10 more times if I could. Im doing that with all my bags now