yet again....I fell asleep,

I doubt they would be allowed on the new 333

I guess he was saving it till he was married

it's fun if you just worked 18 hours in a toaster factory.

was he with sum yung guy?

for the first time in my life i'm nipple nauseous.

thank god it didn't escalate any further!

well couched in idiocy!

then you sir do not deserve any pussy at all.

Why can't they just taze people,like nornal cops.

he says "i like it i like it" my wife speaks russian

I guess it would be wise to take kung fu lessons and driving lessons in russia

It's called monkey see monkey do.

so you are a proponent of the biblical "earth is 10,000 yr old theory perhaps

I still would have hit them.

or tuesdays.

Maybe "Stand by your man" was playing,and he just got swept up in the moment.

A warm and caring people,the Russians. Notice the last few seconds.the third guy rifling the pockets of the victim.

He could have been referring to the fact that moronic drunk Russians are big oxes.

Middle east version of trailer trash.

should change her name to Madunna. Her half time show sucked. Hang em up girl.

agreed,you're definitely more of an original recipe kind of guy.with puffies

Wow,Dude is that a rash on your face? No I got whisker burn from my date last night.

you mean like before, when he was getting a blow job from her and after,then they are having wild make up sex..ya me too

So Muslims are different than us?next they will be dividing like amoebas.

it's only creepy if you married them both.and if you did,shame on you for not posting vids.

It shocks me how few people know proper first aid.shaking a neck injury is not a good plan.

I was under the impression that doing greek was ass punching not face...my bad.

thats handy in church,you can pretend to be praying while looking down chicks tops behind you

well he got some nice stairs

that sport also requires a helmet

me no scarred,

Well first place is probably out of reach now.

history?

Turn this into an infomercial,go on the View,and you'll have a whole new fad diet craze in no time.

[image]mmmmmmmmamaaahhahahhhhh you will get on a plane to Canada now.

have you laughed at all?

you are now under my ancient Egyptian mind control,take your clothes off....

Thank god there was a vintage fire truck on the scene.

I thought it was funny. Though the problem with kicking these fuckers is that they got no haha,they are just as likely to pull a Rushti on the guy. Now nobody is laughing.

these candles wouldn't fit around our tub for those relaxing romantic soaks.

how do you skate for any length of time and not know thats a bad idea

you guys be nice,he only has 2 friends...and neither of them is his mom

I deal with bad moto drivers all winter in C. amarica.I drive an old land cruiser and i know one day I will run one over (note to self;purchase dash cam)

Oh Angina....my bad.

Art linkletter would not be amused

I guess they didn't think it was an emergency

several years ago I was on a greyhound bus that plunged over a steep river bank and hit the water 50ft below.No seat belts and all the seats fold forward so we all (Full bus)end up in a pile on top of the driver .many people were seriously hurt.I always thought it was weird that there were no belts.in buses

maybe if he was in a tad better shape he wouldn't of bounced around like a jelly fucking dounut at the least little bump

guess where my mouse pointer was?

By the looks of it,it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Idiots should always be dressed in there best burial suit.It saves time.

So,does every single person in Russia smoke?Kudos to the friend.at least he tried.

let it go my friend.....they're gone.

[image]got a sneak peak during rehearsal.

Well maybe her act is more of a Broadway review thing where she lies on her back and a troupe of midgets rush out of her pud singing show tunes.

is that like Tylenol for vaginas?

a bit of a runt -unt eh?

The driver obviously rammed into something

So Darko woke up this fine Sunday morn and thought hhmmmm. cornflakes and Twerks,the breakfast of champions....Eat up Champ.

My god,give em an inch.......

#2 very freaky bag pipes in her right hand,fun bag in her left.

I wonder if something didn't happen to the bus driver,I didn't see him move the whole time,and at the end a passenger seems to be going to help him.

actually,probably not.We don't get a lot of heavy,crackhead gang banger types hear.They have a hard time with the keyboard thingy.

quite honestly,I was more interested in the cool mercedes trucks,and the nice dogs.The fight was fake,and boring

I'll try to be sensitive so as to not make philly cry or squirm in his jammis,but these guys were just after a little monkey business.

ya now there's ipods and everything.

he was obviously slow on the draw.

well I still got lead in my pencil

chichis?...Oh you potty mouth you!

um,the gun?..in the guys hand...that he cocked and pointed at the guys head?

This could be the definitive Russian tourism clip.Premier rocky (with the odd stick) beach.stunning chainlink fence disappearing beneath the oily waves.Clever intelligent indigenous people consuming local fare....Nice

i'LL e-mail guiness records to see if the" incredible wit" catagory is full for the year.

well aren't you the little sleuth.

thats cause you've got blood in your eye

dusting and ironing?

First off, neither she nor the baby look like they've missed too many meals.Second,I love the reverse hair bun.Not many people can get away with that,but on her it rocks.look for it on the runways this year.

ouch,

it's called crazy love.

jan,1 2000,that guy should have invested in y2k protection...when will they learn?

fucking yolkels.

well as long as they're not running with scissors.

It tends to make my life all sensible and orderly.yaaay me.

at least we know she fucks.

your sister must be pissed.

sorry but the dog ate it.

So you're kinda like a dust mote whore thingy?

where would you liked me to have put it?

they don't,how about a good cross check to jog the ole memory.

that's why i've got "cookies disabled."

obviously not a good way to get your foot in the door of politics.

I read that he also wrote a book called "how to disappear forever.It will be interesting to see if they catch him

delivered by a hockey stick

she says with a rather wistful wantonness in your voice.

your'e right it was the Conservitive party

The fights have always been a part of the game.However the head injuries the last few years are another issue.some of the best players are now being targeted for serious career ending injuries and this is just bull shit.I think some of these guys should get jail time

[image]me too

Christ, he could of lost a fry.

nice segway wonky.

And this my friends is the danger of Tranny Tuesday.